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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

As I contemplate my future career and wait on that elusive lottery win, I was thinking about the weirdest job you could have.

Snoop Dog employs a wee guy to roll his blunts....and he just gave him a pay rise!

What the weirdest job you've ever had or heard of?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Heard one on the radio the other day Beyonce employs someone to tie her shoes, allegedly

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Heard one on the radio the other day Beyonce employs someone to tie her shoes, allegedly "

I'd tie the laces together...find her a bit of a pain in the hoop!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My current job is weird ….. so I have to do this thing called work, which produces answers for people and makes profits for the company and I get money for it ……. Like what’s that about doing stuff for money

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My current job is weird ….. so I have to do this thing called work, which produces answers for people and makes profits for the company and I get money for it ……. Like what’s that about doing stuff for money "

You are lucky, you can go home at night,

I have a regular prison sentence where I am locked up for 14 Days at a time, surrounded by 100's of miles of sea so no escape and forced labour of 12 hours a day minimum.

If I am good I get home for 3 full weeks and then bang, im back to prison again for a further 2 weeks of hard labour, surrounded by flammable liquids and gas too and no fire service if things go wrong, you have to take care of your own emergences.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My current job is weird ….. so I have to do this thing called work, which produces answers for people and makes profits for the company and I get money for it ……. Like what’s that about doing stuff for money

You are lucky, you can go home at night,

I have a regular prison sentence where I am locked up for 14 Days at a time, surrounded by 100's of miles of sea so no escape and forced labour of 12 hours a day minimum.

If I am good I get home for 3 full weeks and then bang, im back to prison again for a further 2 weeks of hard labour, surrounded by flammable liquids and gas too and no fire service if things go wrong, you have to take care of your own emergences. "

Ray you are a hero, to have to do that for a job is admirable, the danger you guys go through so we can drive our cars, heat our homes, and cook our food is unreal. I know a few people that work offshore and I have nothing but respect for them and you! Knowing what you guys go through puts my shit job into perspective.

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By *andy_FraserTV/TS
over a year ago

Edinburgh

I once had a job circumcising elephants.

The pay was rubbish, but the tips were big

Strangest job I had was for a branch of Spar, where I walked out after 1 day. The supervisor was a bit OCD and insisted that I only remove 1 item from the stockroom at a time and put it on the shelf to replenish any stock.

It was in a busy area and during the lunchtime rush he was up and down the stairs about 3 times a minute. I suggested that he put several items into a basket to reduce the trips and he threatened me with an official write-up. When he said that I asked the area manager that had recruited me to give me my P45 back and we'd just class it as a volunteering day.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My current job is weird ….. so I have to do this thing called work, which produces answers for people and makes profits for the company and I get money for it ……. Like what’s that about doing stuff for money

You are lucky, you can go home at night,

I have a regular prison sentence where I am locked up for 14 Days at a time, surrounded by 100's of miles of sea so no escape and forced labour of 12 hours a day minimum.

If I am good I get home for 3 full weeks and then bang, im back to prison again for a further 2 weeks of hard labour, surrounded by flammable liquids and gas too and no fire service if things go wrong, you have to take care of your own emergences.

Ray you are a hero, to have to do that for a job is admirable, the danger you guys go through so we can drive our cars, heat our homes, and cook our food is unreal. I know a few people that work offshore and I have nothing but respect for them and you! Knowing what you guys go through puts my shit job into perspective. "

That was very kind of you, I went to send you a private message just to say thank you for your kind words but I am not allowed to message you for some reason, so I will say it publicly , very much appreciated, I am sure environmentalists will not have the same opinion but it is the only job I know and your kind words are appreciated. Thank you very much

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By *jezee1000Man
over a year ago

perth

I used to have a great job with the council but the hours varied depending on the season ....

I used to switch on the cats eyes on the road at dark and switch them off again in the morning . Easy job

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I used to shovel horse shit, then years later changed it to dog shit. Now it’s cat shit, but I don’t get paid for that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My current job is weird ….. so I have to do this thing called work, which produces answers for people and makes profits for the company and I get money for it ……. Like what’s that about doing stuff for money

You are lucky, you can go home at night,

I have a regular prison sentence where I am locked up for 14 Days at a time, surrounded by 100's of miles of sea so no escape and forced labour of 12 hours a day minimum.

If I am good I get home for 3 full weeks and then bang, im back to prison again for a further 2 weeks of hard labour, surrounded by flammable liquids and gas too and no fire service if things go wrong, you have to take care of your own emergences.

Ray you are a hero, to have to do that for a job is admirable, the danger you guys go through so we can drive our cars, heat our homes, and cook our food is unreal. I know a few people that work offshore and I have nothing but respect for them and you! Knowing what you guys go through puts my shit job into perspective.

That was very kind of you, I went to send you a private message just to say thank you for your kind words but I am not allowed to message you for some reason, so I will say it publicly , very much appreciated, I am sure environmentalists will not have the same opinion but it is the only job I know and your kind words are appreciated. Thank you very much"

No problem Ray, you’re welcome!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Maybe not the strangest but seen on the news about a guy and his female work colleague both working their last shift for Cadburys climbed into a huge VAT of chocolate and were having a whale of a time before security where contacted and chucked them out lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I used to work in a calendar factory, but I got fired for taking a day off

I will let myself out

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By *igerclaws2000Woman
over a year ago

Glasgow

Overall my job isn't strange until they put me on a team dealing only with vulnerable customers but there is no different options to help these customers who are really struggling due to health issues and some of them are suicidal. We are told it's not about the options it's the conversation and building rapport with them and showing empathy all well in good but isn't going to help their situation it's just a tick box for the company showing they have a specialist team dealing with these situations to keep the FCA happy.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im training to be a professional cuddler(yes This is a real job) can i help anyone

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By *estless nativeMan
over a year ago

near Glasgow


"As I contemplate my future career and wait on that elusive lottery win, I was thinking about the weirdest job you could have.

Snoop Dog employs a wee guy to roll his blunts....and he just gave him a pay rise!

What the weirdest job you've ever had or heard of?"

Future career, have you considered moving to Amsterdam and becoming a bike fisher, hunners ae innebriated netherlanders and tourists deposit their 2 wheeled transports into canals every week

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By *estless nativeMan
over a year ago

near Glasgow


"Im training to be a professional cuddler(yes This is a real job) can i help anyone "

That sounds Japanese, im waiting for Scotrail to hire professional pushers like they have over there

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My current job is weird ….. so I have to do this thing called work, which produces answers for people and makes profits for the company and I get money for it ……. Like what’s that about doing stuff for money

You are lucky, you can go home at night,

I have a regular prison sentence where I am locked up for 14 Days at a time, surrounded by 100's of miles of sea so no escape and forced labour of 12 hours a day minimum.

If I am good I get home for 3 full weeks and then bang, im back to prison again for a further 2 weeks of hard labour, surrounded by flammable liquids and gas too and no fire service if things go wrong, you have to take care of your own emergences. "

Heart bleeds for you I’m 3/3 ohhh plus no one holds a gun to your head to go out lol …. Just saying like lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Im training to be a professional cuddler(yes This is a real job) can i help anyone "

If I say yes, will you try and feel me up while you do it? Or is it a professional above board hug?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Im training to be a professional cuddler(yes This is a real job) can i help anyone

If I say yes, will you try and feel me up while you do it? Or is it a professional above board hug?"
Purely professional,i will stop cuddling when you say stop ,my last cellmate Will confirm this

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By *axmius PleasureMan
over a year ago

A place to stay


"As I contemplate my future career and wait on that elusive lottery win, I was thinking about the weirdest job you could have.

Snoop Dog employs a wee guy to roll his blunts....and he just gave him a pay rise!

What the weirdest job you've ever had or heard of?"

A underwater fireman

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By *nigma245Man
over a year ago

Edinburgh

Snow plough driver in Saudi Arabia

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By *ringles0510Woman
over a year ago

Central Borders

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By *art-time321Man
over a year ago

renfrewshire

Test pilot at the Durex factory.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Im training to be a professional cuddler(yes This is a real job) can i help anyone

That sounds Japanese, im waiting for Scotrail to hire professional pushers like they have over there "

There need to be trains running to push people onto.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Im training to be a professional cuddler(yes This is a real job) can i help anyone

If I say yes, will you try and feel me up while you do it? Or is it a professional above board hug? Purely professional,i will stop cuddling when you say stop ,my last cellmate Will confirm this "

You should only stop when I say pineapple!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why did the pineapple stop in the middle of the road!!!

Because it ran outa juice

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By *uffolkJohnMan
over a year ago

Newmarket


"Overall my job isn't strange until they put me on a team dealing only with vulnerable customers but there is no different options to help these customers who are really struggling due to health issues and some of them are suicidal. We are told it's not about the options it's the conversation and building rapport with them and showing empathy all well in good but isn't going to help their situation it's just a tick box for the company showing they have a specialist team dealing with these situations to keep the FCA happy."

Do you provide them with free parking by any chance?

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By *uffolkJohnMan
over a year ago

Newmarket


"Overall my job isn't strange until they put me on a team dealing only with vulnerable customers but there is no different options to help these customers who are really struggling due to health issues and some of them are suicidal. We are told it's not about the options it's the conversation and building rapport with them and showing empathy all well in good but isn't going to help their situation it's just a tick box for the company showing they have a specialist team dealing with these situations to keep the FCA happy.

Do you provide them with free parking by any chance?"

I was only asking because there are a few on here that will patrol the parking bays for you.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Im training to be a professional cuddler(yes This is a real job) can i help anyone "

my friend is also training up to do that! apparently there’s a market for it! although so far she’s just been asked for sex when getting replies for her advert

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Im training to be a professional cuddler(yes This is a real job) can i help anyone

my friend is also training up to do that! apparently there’s a market for it! although so far she’s just been asked for sex when getting replies for her advert "
Ask her if she wants a partner, maybe we could be double cuddles

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"As I contemplate my future career and wait on that elusive lottery win, I was thinking about the weirdest job you could have.

Snoop Dog employs a wee guy to roll his blunts....and he just gave him a pay rise!

What the weirdest job you've ever had or heard of?"

I've had 2 weird jobs, 1st was working in a matchstick factory checking if the match worked or not, 2nd was in a banana factory but i got sacked after they found out i was throwing all the bent ones out.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I previously worked in Antarctica and part of my job was to use a bulldozer and a tickling stick to move elephant seals off the runway and bridges. The bulldozer was for protection and the ticking was the way you got them to move. Also got to have Jesus ice from ice cores in my whiskey.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I previously worked in Antarctica and part of my job was to use a bulldozer and a tickling stick to move elephant seals off the runway and bridges. The bulldozer was for protection and the ticking was the way you got them to move. Also got to have Jesus ice from ice cores in my whiskey. "

Seriously? Omg....tickling seals...and getting paid for it! Where do I sign up?

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By *lexixCDTV/TS
over a year ago

Travellin aroon

i retired from being the war correspondent for the Dandy

i covered years of fighting with the the Bash St Kids

I couldnt live on my pension so i took a job as a censor with Mills and Boone, you'ld be surprised at what totally unnecessary detail some budding authors put in their stories even some double entendres

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By *ab365XMan
over a year ago

Paisley

I was a butt double for a very famous scottish actor. ( that’s all I’m saying for now!)

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I was a butt double for a very famous scottish actor. ( that’s all I’m saying for now!)"

You need to get some arse pics up then!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Done some content years back that's as odd as it was for me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Underwater pizza delivery man, actual real job that a guy does delivering pizza to an underwater hotel thats in like a mad pond

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Underwater pizza delivery man, actual real job that a guy does delivering pizza to an underwater hotel thats in like a mad pond "

....."a mad pond..."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yeah honestly it’s strange as hell

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I remember reading an article about an old guy who worked in a cat rescue place. He just went in every day and went for a kip on the couch with all the wee rescue moggies. That would be heaven.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That would be my dream job ngl, surrounded by pussy all day that old guys very lucky haha

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"That would be my dream job ngl, surrounded by pussy all day that old guys very lucky haha"

Aww..ffs you

The cats would maybe nibble that pepperami mind you.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think you walked right into that one there, or I think you set me up with that one, hahah

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By *ab365XMan
over a year ago

Paisley


"I was a butt double for a very famous scottish actor. ( that’s all I’m saying for now!)

You need to get some arse pics up then! "

For you, anything!

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