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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

As the coffin was being lowered into the ground at a Traffic Warden’s funeral, a voice from inside screams:

"I'm not dead, I'm not dead. Let me out!"

The Vicar smiles, leans forward sucking air through his teeth and mutters:

"Too fucking late pal, I've already done the paperwork."

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!


"As the coffin was being lowered into the ground at a Traffic Warden’s funeral, a voice from inside screams:

"I'm not dead, I'm not dead. Let me out!"

The Vicar smiles, leans forward sucking air through his teeth and mutters:

"Too fucking late pal, I've already done the paperwork." "
Hahahaha that made me chuckle lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"As the coffin was being lowered into the ground at a Traffic Warden’s funeral, a voice from inside screams:

"I'm not dead, I'm not dead. Let me out!"

The Vicar smiles, leans forward sucking air through his teeth and mutters:

"Too fucking late pal, I've already done the paperwork." "

That will be your bike getting fookin clamped now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"As the coffin was being lowered into the ground at a Traffic Warden’s funeral, a voice from inside screams:

"I'm not dead, I'm not dead. Let me out!"

The Vicar smiles, leans forward sucking air through his teeth and mutters:

"Too fucking late pal, I've already done the paperwork." "

That will be your bike getting fookin clamped now

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

fuck me fred yuv developed a stutter lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"fuck me fred yuv developed a stutter lol "

FFs either that or you have double vision m8 llf

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