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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Is there anything you do that you think makes sense but when you tell others they think you are weird

Every morning when I’m having my shower I brush my teeth while I’m in there. I thought this was normal and saved time but my mates think it’s strange

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Is there anything you do that you think makes sense but when you tell others they think you are weird

Every morning when I’m having my shower I brush my teeth while I’m in there. I thought this was normal and saved time but my mates think it’s strange "

Do you normally shower with your mates watching?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Is there anything you do that you think makes sense but when you tell others they think you are weird

Every morning when I’m having my shower I brush my teeth while I’m in there. I thought this was normal and saved time but my mates think it’s strange Do you normally shower with your mates watching? "

Are you wanting to watch as well?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Is there anything you do that you think makes sense but when you tell others they think you are weird

Every morning when I’m having my shower I brush my teeth while I’m in there. I thought this was normal and saved time but my mates think it’s strange Do you normally shower with your mates watching?

Are you wanting to watch as well?"

Yeah I could do with a good laugh

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Is there anything you do that you think makes sense but when you tell others they think you are weird

Every morning when I’m having my shower I brush my teeth while I’m in there. I thought this was normal and saved time but my mates think it’s strange Do you normally shower with your mates watching?

Are you wanting to watch as well? Yeah I could do with a good laugh "

Why would you be laughing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The sexual tension between you too is palpable.

Will somebody pump somebody ffs!

(Mr brushes his teeth in the shower).

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Is there anything you do that you think makes sense but when you tell others they think you are weird

Every morning when I’m having my shower I brush my teeth while I’m in there. I thought this was normal and saved time but my mates think it’s strange Do you normally shower with your mates watching?

Are you wanting to watch as well? Yeah I could do with a good laugh

Why would you be laughing "

why not, apparently you're a funny guy.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Is there anything you do that you think makes sense but when you tell others they think you are weird

Every morning when I’m having my shower I brush my teeth while I’m in there. I thought this was normal and saved time but my mates think it’s strange Do you normally shower with your mates watching?

Are you wanting to watch as well? Yeah I could do with a good laugh

Why would you be laughing why not, apparently you're a funny guy."

Thank you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I eat my veg and potatoes first,and always leave my chicken kievs to last so i can stick them on bread

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

yes, when i try to explain that guys have always had it easy in life compared to women who’ve had to endure difficulty of some sort or another in life in general...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

caveat excl. Depp v. Heard

that’s one nightmare all men can do without...!

Heard batshit crazy...

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By *uzzy-LogicMan
over a year ago

Fochabers

I've been know to brush my teeth and even shave in the shower. Saves time

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By *uzzy-LogicMan
over a year ago

Fochabers


"I've been know to brush my teeth and even shave in the shower. Saves time"

Back when I was clean shaven

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nothing, I'm totally normal & everything I do makes sense to me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Is there anything you do that you think makes sense but when you tell others they think you are weird

Every morning when I’m having my shower I brush my teeth while I’m in there. I thought this was normal and saved time but my mates think it’s strange "

Always shave and brush my teeth in the shower.

Ps that's not shave my teeth , it's an also.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"yes, when i try to explain that guys have always had it easy in life compared to women who’ve had to endure difficulty of some sort or another in life in general...

"

And yet !!

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By *uietbloke67Man
over a year ago

outside your bedroom window ;-)

Paint the aircraft model pieces before you build the aircraft

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By *uriouscayotesCouple
over a year ago

Falkirk

Got a shower fitted in the car so saves a bit of time in the morning . Causes a few issues but the time saved makes up for it

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By *uietbloke67Man
over a year ago

outside your bedroom window ;-)


"Got a shower fitted in the car so saves a bit of time in the morning . Causes a few issues but the time saved makes up for it "

Is it a car wash.

Ill see myself out, thank you.

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By *rgoodnbadMan
over a year ago

greenock


"yes, when i try to explain that guys have always had it easy in life compared to women who’ve had to endure difficulty of some sort or another in life in general...

"

Yep, us guys just drift through life caring not a jot about the world and whatever life throws at us, no difficulties whatsoever to endure.

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By *eyondThePaleMan
over a year ago

Paisley

Btw, seems I am not alone with the, 'rinsing in the mouth brigade'. I have done this for years. After a recent visit to my dentist he said, and I will paraphrase here, 'brush teeth with a dry mouth.'

If you don't he said it dilutes the effectiveness of the flouride in the toothpaste.

Brush teeth with a dry mouth and let the toothpaste, 'set into the teeth' that way you are getting the maximum benefit of the toothpaste. Been doing this for 6 months now and my little toothache i was getting from eating sweet things has disappeared. Seems there might be something to this.

The water is just used to clean the toothbrush at the end he said. Ask around see what other dentists say, but I am sticking with this method for now.

Sorry for this interjection, carry on peeps lol.

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By *vbride1963TV/TS
over a year ago

E.K . Glasgow


"Is there anything you do that you think makes sense but when you tell others they think you are weird

Every morning when I’m having my shower I brush my teeth while I’m in there. I thought this was normal and saved time but my mates think it’s strange "

I Just find it strange brushing with warm water could never get used to it .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"yes, when i try to explain that guys have always had it easy in life compared to women who’ve had to endure difficulty of some sort or another in life in general...

Yep, us guys just drift through life caring not a jot about the world and whatever life throws at us, no difficulties whatsoever to endure. "

They can pee anywhere.

They do none of the work that results in childbirth.

They can feel safe traveling the world alone.

They don’t get periods or cramps.

They are insanely strong.

They can go topless in public.

If you’re a man, you can have the kid without actually having to have it.

They don’t have to shave their body hair.

Being taken more seriously in management positions by clients and employees.”

They do not deal with the physical pain of blood pouring out of their vagina every single month.

They don’t have to carry boobs around.

They can shave their heads without being seen as a cancer patient.

Can take as little as five minutes to shower and get ready.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

btw, thanks for proving my case

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

Yep, us guys just drift through life caring not a jot about the world and whatever life throws at us, no difficulties whatsoever to endure.

They can pee anywhere."

So can you


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They do none of the work that results in childbirth. "

What do yo call shagging ?


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They can feel safe traveling the world alone. "

You mean places like Afghanistan or Iraq


"

They don’t get periods or cramps."

we dont get cramp in our legs ?


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They are insanely strong.

"

And ?


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They can go topless in public."

Whos stopping women go topless ?


"

If you’re a man, you can have the kid without actually having to have it."

We can have the kid because we want it not because someone shagged you and gave you it. Not you personally, obviously


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They don’t have to shave their body hair.

"

Whos forcing you to shave ?


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Being taken more seriously in management positions by clients and employees.” "

This post proves you should be taken seriously


"

They do not deal with the physical pain of blood pouring out of their vagina every single month."

But we gotta deal with the pish coming out their gobs daily.


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They don’t have to carry boobs around."

It's our fault They can't find a correctly fitting bra ?


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They can shave their heads without being seen as a cancer patient."

Dont look at them as a cancer patient then, just see them as what they are. A person.


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Can take as little as five minutes to shower and get ready."

Thats because we're not vain.

Anything else. ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"btw, thanks for proving my case "

Your welcome.

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By *rgoodnbadMan
over a year ago

greenock


"yes, when i try to explain that guys have always had it easy in life compared to women who’ve had to endure difficulty of some sort or another in life in general...

Yep, us guys just drift through life caring not a jot about the world and whatever life throws at us, no difficulties whatsoever to endure.

They can pee anywhere.

And get arrested for it

They do none of the work that results in childbirth.

Silly, not our fault

They can feel safe traveling the world alone.

Men are far more likely to be assaulted/killed

They don’t get periods or cramps.

We don't get stomach or muscle cramps?

They are insanely strong.

Nope, a small percentage may be but the average man certainly isn't

They can go topless in public.

And ridiculed for it

If you’re a man, you can have the kid without actually having to have it.

Only if we're allowed by the woman

They don’t have to shave their body hair.

Women shave their chests? New one on me

Being taken more seriously in management positions by clients and employees.”

This myth has been debunked countless times

They do not deal with the physical pain of blood pouring out of their vagina every single month.

We do deal with the symptoms

They don’t have to carry boobs around.

They can shave their heads without being seen as a cancer patient.

Male pattern baldness ain't fun

Can take as little as five minutes to shower and get ready.

So what's stopping them?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

you guys, why is it so hard to comprehend women have it more difficult in life in general compared to guys!?

seems i’m in minority and most guys think like you two g&b / zest for life...!

James Brown summed it up “This is a man's world, this is a man's world

But it wouldn't be nothing, nothing without a woman or a girl...”

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"you guys, why is it so hard to comprehend women have it more difficult in life in general compared to guys!?

seems i’m in minority and most guys think like you two g&b / zest for life...!

James Brown summed it up “This is a man's world, this is a man's world

But it wouldn't be nothing, nothing without a woman or a girl...”

"

I don't think we have it harder.

I think the two experiences are entirely different and can't really be compared. Look at the horrifically high rate of suicide among young men? Poor mental health is a massive problem among the male population.

There's a reason we're so different. We're meant to compliment one another.

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By *avie65Man
over a year ago

In the west.


"you guys, why is it so hard to comprehend women have it more difficult in life in general compared to guys!?

seems i’m in minority and most guys think like you two g&b / zest for life...!

James Brown summed it up “This is a man's world, this is a man's world

But it wouldn't be nothing, nothing without a woman or a girl...”

I don't think we have it harder.

I think the two experiences are entirely different and can't really be compared. Look at the horrifically high rate of suicide among young men? Poor mental health is a massive problem among the male population.

There's a reason we're so different. We're meant to compliment one another."

Set filters to Malky or you will be getting complimented with big boabies.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"you guys, why is it so hard to comprehend women have it more difficult in life in general compared to guys!?

seems i’m in minority and most guys think like you two g&b / zest for life...!

James Brown summed it up “This is a man's world, this is a man's world

But it wouldn't be nothing, nothing without a woman or a girl...”

I don't think we have it harder.

I think the two experiences are entirely different and can't really be compared. Look at the horrifically high rate of suicide among young men? Poor mental health is a massive problem among the male population.

There's a reason we're so different. We're meant to compliment one another.

Set filters to Malky or you will be getting complimented with big boabies. "

The Malkies have a Muff filter

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"you guys, why is it so hard to comprehend women have it more difficult in life in general compared to guys!?

seems i’m in minority and most guys think like you two g&b / zest for life...!

James Brown summed it up “This is a man's world, this is a man's world

But it wouldn't be nothing, nothing without a woman or a girl...”

I don't think we have it harder.

I think the two experiences are entirely different and can't really be compared. Look at the horrifically high rate of suicide among young men? Poor mental health is a massive problem among the male population.

There's a reason we're so different. We're meant to compliment one another."

There’s always a reason behind most things and yes I agree entirely with “meant to compliment one another”, but we rarely do!

Ideally, women and men should coexist and contribute to each other's development and fulfilment.

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By *avie65Man
over a year ago

In the west.


"you guys, why is it so hard to comprehend women have it more difficult in life in general compared to guys!?

seems i’m in minority and most guys think like you two g&b / zest for life...!

James Brown summed it up “This is a man's world, this is a man's world

But it wouldn't be nothing, nothing without a woman or a girl...”

I don't think we have it harder.

I think the two experiences are entirely different and can't really be compared. Look at the horrifically high rate of suicide among young men? Poor mental health is a massive problem among the male population.

There's a reason we're so different. We're meant to compliment one another.

Set filters to Malky or you will be getting complimented with big boabies.

The Malkies have a Muff filter "

I bet that's a tight filter.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"you guys, why is it so hard to comprehend women have it more difficult in life in general compared to guys!?

seems i’m in minority and most guys think like you two g&b / zest for life...!

James Brown summed it up “This is a man's world, this is a man's world

But it wouldn't be nothing, nothing without a woman or a girl...”

I don't think we have it harder.

I think the two experiences are entirely different and can't really be compared. Look at the horrifically high rate of suicide among young men? Poor mental health is a massive problem among the male population.

There's a reason we're so different. We're meant to compliment one another.

There’s always a reason behind most things and yes I agree entirely with “meant to compliment one another”, but we rarely do!

Ideally, women and men should coexist and contribute to each other's development and fulfilment."

You do realise there's a concept called marriage or non married couples don't you. When you say 'we' rarely do I think you should be a bit more specific and speak for yourself on this one. Been happily coexisting with the wife since I was 18 so please don't speak for me .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"you guys, why is it so hard to comprehend women have it more difficult in life in general compared to guys!?

seems i’m in minority and most guys think like you two g&b / zest for life...!

James Brown summed it up “This is a man's world, this is a man's world

But it wouldn't be nothing, nothing without a woman or a girl...”

"

Why is it so hard for you to understand times have changed and most of what you have said is no longer true.

You will be a victim if you play the victim.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Brushing teeth with cock up the arse efficiency at its best

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"you guys, why is it so hard to comprehend women have it more difficult in life in general compared to guys!?

seems i’m in minority and most guys think like you two g&b / zest for life...!

James Brown summed it up “This is a man's world, this is a man's world

But it wouldn't be nothing, nothing without a woman or a girl...”

Why is it so hard for you to understand times have changed and most of what you have said is no longer true.

You will be a victim if you play the victim."

the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth

times have most certainly changed but unfortunately not everyones perceptions. none of us are perfect by any stretch of the imagination and all victims of our thoughts; afraid to liberate ourselves for the fear of upsetting others.

fair play is but a figment of imaginations

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

You will be a victim if you play the victim.

the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth

times have most certainly changed but unfortunately not everyones perceptions. none of us are perfect by any stretch of the imagination and all victims of our thoughts; afraid to liberate ourselves for the fear of upsetting others.

"

More bollocks, some of us believe the truth doesn't care about your feelings. That's my outlook on things anyway. Like the wee boot that was practicing for the marathon that parked in a disabled bay. The truth was she absolutely fit and able enough to not need to park there and I couldn't give a fuck if that hurt her feelings when I told her that truth.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

You will be a victim if you play the victim.

the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth

times have most certainly changed but unfortunately not everyones perceptions. none of us are perfect by any stretch of the imagination and all victims of our thoughts; afraid to liberate ourselves for the fear of upsetting others.

More bollocks, some of us believe the truth doesn't care about your feelings. That's my outlook on things anyway. Like the wee boot that was practicing for the marathon that parked in a disabled bay. The truth was she absolutely fit and able enough to not need to park there and I couldn't give a fuck if that hurt her feelings when I told her that truth. "

bet u felt like the dogs bollocks telling her the truth

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

You will be a victim if you play the victim.

the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth

times have most certainly changed but unfortunately not everyones perceptions. none of us are perfect by any stretch of the imagination and all victims of our thoughts; afraid to liberate ourselves for the fear of upsetting others.

More bollocks, some of us believe the truth doesn't care about your feelings. That's my outlook on things anyway. Like the wee boot that was practicing for the marathon that parked in a disabled bay. The truth was she absolutely fit and able enough to not need to park there and I couldn't give a fuck if that hurt her feelings when I told her that truth.

bet u felt like the dogs bollocks telling her the truth "

I was delighted when she opened her gob and it dawned on me. She wasted lots of money on her elocution lessons.

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By *assy LassieWoman
over a year ago

Lanarkshire


"

You will be a victim if you play the victim.

the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth

times have most certainly changed but unfortunately not everyones perceptions. none of us are perfect by any stretch of the imagination and all victims of our thoughts; afraid to liberate ourselves for the fear of upsetting others.

More bollocks, some of us believe the truth doesn't care about your feelings. That's my outlook on things anyway. Like the wee boot that was practicing for the marathon that parked in a disabled bay. The truth was she absolutely fit and able enough to not need to park there and I couldn't give a fuck if that hurt her feelings when I told her that truth.

bet u felt like the dogs bollocks telling her the truth

I was delighted when she opened her gob and it dawned on me. She wasted lots of money on her elocution lessons. "

If only she knew she was living rent free in your head days later.

Put the bone down.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

You will be a victim if you play the victim.

the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth

times have most certainly changed but unfortunately not everyones perceptions. none of us are perfect by any stretch of the imagination and all victims of our thoughts; afraid to liberate ourselves for the fear of upsetting others.

More bollocks, some of us believe the truth doesn't care about your feelings. That's my outlook on things anyway. Like the wee boot that was practicing for the marathon that parked in a disabled bay. The truth was she absolutely fit and able enough to not need to park there and I couldn't give a fuck if that hurt her feelings when I told her that truth.

bet u felt like the dogs bollocks telling her the truth

I was delighted when she opened her gob and it dawned on me. She wasted lots of money on her elocution lessons.

If only she knew she was living rent free in your head days later.

Put the bone down. "

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