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Things no one said it the 70s

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I will text you later

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Landing strip or Brazilian?

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By *uietbloke67Man
over a year ago

outside your bedroom window ;-)

Watch oot for that guy Jimmy Saville...

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By *ougueWoman
over a year ago

glasgow

Let me just Google all these symptoms……5 min later * ‘okay according to google I’m clinically dead’

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By *ougueWoman
over a year ago

glasgow


"Watch oot for that guy Jimmy Saville... "

Omg spat out my tea!

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By *o76Man
over a year ago

greenock

It instead of in

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Anyone know the wi fi password for this pub

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By *4Fun11Woman
over a year ago

Glasgow

I’m triple vaccinated.

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By *avie65Man
over a year ago

In the west.

Gawd I love this partyline.

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By *itygamesMan
over a year ago

UK

my bad (hate that saying

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By *vbride1963TV/TS
over a year ago

E.K . Glasgow

Watch it on catch up or Netflix .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do not assume my gender

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Brexit

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By *vbride1963TV/TS
over a year ago

E.K . Glasgow

Furlough .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pay per view

(Unless it was said at the peep shows)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Alexa off.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My car key needs a battery.

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By *utcock61Man
over a year ago

glasgow

MP3 Sounds shit.

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By *ilhouette-mannyMan
over a year ago

Aberdeenshire

I dropped my phone in the bog.

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By *avie65Man
over a year ago

In the west.

Recharge toys with mains electricity.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What colour bin day is it tomorrow…

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *jezee1000Man
over a year ago

perth

Your don’t need money!! Bit of plastic

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 23/05/22 23:03:38]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What's the WiFi code?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm so stressed and I need inspiration

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

‘Crikey, inflation rates haven’t been this high for 40 years’ … nah actually.. they did say that didn’t they

Ok what about… ‘ well I am staggered… 2nd place in Eurovision, no friggin’ way!!’

What? That happened in the 70’s too

Mmm…. I’ve got it!

‘Well let’s all just pat ourselves on the backs here people… a Scottish team in the final of a major European football final… oh yeah’

Oh feckkkkk, this is harder than it looks…someone else have a go

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What's the new iPhone features this year

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Who shot JR

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By *ancspete132Man
over a year ago

oldham

[Removed by poster at 24/05/22 06:43:24]

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By *ancspete132Man
over a year ago

oldham

I'll text ya..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Let's watch countdown

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By *fficegirlTV/TS
over a year ago

edinburgh

Where's the best place to get a skinny latte round here

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By *ane DTV/TS
over a year ago

Glasgow

Where do I recharge my car?

What sushi will we have?

I'll 3D print that for you in a few hours.

I'll just order on the app for collection.

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By *ilhouette-mannyMan
over a year ago

Aberdeenshire

Have you got a condom?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Let's go to Starbucks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's due to Global Warming

(Summer of 76)

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By *avie65Man
over a year ago

In the west.

I'm going to bed to watch the telly on my phone.

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By *ithardscotMan
over a year ago

Kelty

Can I use your lap top?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Donald trump will be American president one day

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By *avie65Man
over a year ago

In the west.

Can I have a sugar and lactose free hazelnut,extra shot, decaf latte please.

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By *hrobbermanMan
over a year ago

Lanarkshire

"I've got tickets for a celebrity "It's A Knockout" Special. Jimmy Savile, Rolf Harris AND Gary Glitter will be there. Savile has a new endurance game called 'Milk A Cow Blindfolded'.You wanna come?"

https://youtu.be/t5bdo2xwpto?t=6

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Where’s my hair straighteners, my hairs too frizzy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’ll add you on Facebook, twitter, WhatsApp etc

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’ll just Google it

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By *unnycunnylinguistMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

Where’s the doofer?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’ll watch it on Blu-Ray. I thought Blue Ray was a porn star

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Incorrect password.

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By *avie65Man
over a year ago

In the west.

I can't imagine never having a wooly toilet seat cover.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Vodka and Diet Coke.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Skinny jeans

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm watching the game on sky sports

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Let's rent a dvd

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Anyone fancy making a tik tok video

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By *vbride1963TV/TS
over a year ago

E.K . Glasgow

You should join fab .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

CVD19 Monkeypox

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What is this non binary vs cis white male shenanigans all about.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Does anyone want to invest in my cryptocurrency

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By *avie65Man
over a year ago

In the west.

What do you mean you only have Gordon's gin?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think I'll hang the telly on this wall.

Pop it in the microwave for a minute.

I do like minimalist design.

(In the car) bong!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I won with a lucky dip

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fancy anal?

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By *alcon43Woman
over a year ago

Paisley

What’s your email address?

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By *lunder WomanWoman
over a year ago

Glasgow

Do you have a pound coin

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By *unkydunkyCouple
over a year ago

Glasgow

My iCloud storage is full

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By *avie65Man
over a year ago

In the west.


"What’s your email address?

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Boabie.bigknob@pornhub.com

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I identify as a "potato" !!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I so fed up of this Tory government telling lies all the time

Emmmmm hang on a minute

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By *avie65Man
over a year ago

In the west.

I love flying with Ryanair.

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By *orge71Man
over a year ago

Glasgow

Google it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m going to put my wireless Headphones / earpods on and listen to all my songs on my phone

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By *itznBobz2018Couple
over a year ago

edinburgh

Alexa what times it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *inylloveCouple
over a year ago

Glasgow

Seat belts on please.

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By *itznBobz2018Couple
over a year ago

edinburgh

Aw poor we Brian's lost his job again let's set up a go fund me page for him

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