FabSwingers.com forum: Funny moments in the bedroom

By *ougue OP Woman
over a year ago

glasgow

I do genuinely like the lighter side of sex and find some situations absolutely hilarious.

Example: Your talking dirty and ask a naughty question in a sexy way then out of nowhere Siri replies with ‘that’s a good question’. Near die laughing when that happens.

Anyone have any funny stories they’d like to share?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We where having some fun and beauty's messenger group with her sister was ringing she thought she hit decline but no it was answer lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Having sex with some music on and just as we got to the frantic bit Elvis piped up with "I'm just a hunk a hunk of burning love" and I nearly died of laughter.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Right in the middle of a good session ,i thrust too hard ,and caught the end of my penis on her pubic bone,rolled of the bed in some discomfort,and stood on a piece of lego,

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By *uietbloke67Man
over a year ago

outside your bedroom window ;-)

Caught off Pc Plod getting a wee bj one night in a car from a lassie.

To be fair they said sorry for disturbing us, they were just checking the car wasnt nicked.

We all had a wee giggle

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By *r3mrsCouple
over a year ago

Edinburgh

Having a good session, Mrs gets up to go to the bathroom, thinks it wise to throw a (fairly substantial) dildo over her shoulder onto the bed where I was lying (now relaxed and at peace post play). Said dildo hit me square in the nuts. Never felt pain like it. Mrs was really sympathetic though.. after about an hour of laughing.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bent over the kitchen work top, drawers at my ankles and Mr's arse going like the Duracell bunny. Knock on the window....my wee Mammy looking for a tin of chopped tomatoes.

The perils of living next to family.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Having a good hard session and the guys watch starts buzzing. "Just hit my 10,000 steps" was the reply while he kept going

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Bent over the kitchen work top, drawers at my ankles and Mr's arse going like the Duracell bunny. Knock on the window....my wee Mammy looking for a tin of chopped tomatoes.

The perils of living next to family."
oofff, could have been worse i suppose,if she had her own key

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Me and GF were with a guy in what he said was his house, during session the house phone rings and goes to voicemail, it was his Mum saying he better not have made a mess in her house and she needed picked up from the airport.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In the throws of passion hubby jumps up with the worst cramp in his hamstring!!! Cue him hobbling about like a loonball for the next 15 mins

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By *jezee1000Man
over a year ago

perth

Not me but my best friend was having a wank and saw his neighbour’s wife’s face at the lounge windows. He went to door and she said she had knocked and had something for his wife . She also hoped he was having a good time and that she wouldnt tell his wife!!

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By *ougue OP Woman
over a year ago

glasgow

"Having a good hard session and the guys watch starts buzzing. "Just hit my 10,000 steps" was the reply while he kept going

Hahahaha love this one!

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By *ougue OP Woman
over a year ago

glasgow

"Right in the middle of a good session ,i thrust too hard ,and caught the end of my penis on her pubic bone,rolled of the bed in some discomfort,and stood on a piece of lego,

Oh no! Question is, what hurt more? Lego has got to up there surely?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The guy that lived downstairs was drilling and the vibration was coming through the radiator that was behind the couch. Me and my partner at the time thought it was my vibrator. Our friend was in at the time and he knew by our faces what we thought it was. It was more embarrassing than funny but we were all in stitches

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By *mbergirl1984Woman
over a year ago

glasgow

Sitting staring at his cock and he randomly said that’s little Andy, I’m like why do you call him Andy, he said cos that’s my name……me I thought your name was John

We had met 3 times and I had called him John multiple times

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By *ougue OP Woman
over a year ago

glasgow

"Sitting staring at his cock and he randomly said that’s little Andy, I’m like why do you call him Andy, he said cos that’s my name……me I thought your name was John

We had met 3 times and I had called him John multiple times

that’s a good one!

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