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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

a group of wee kids came round guysing last night, and this wee guy came out with this joke.....

why are pirates deaf??

they have no buckaneers...!!! (fucknears)

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!


"a group of wee kids came round guysing last night, and this wee guy came out with this joke.....

why are pirates deaf??

they have no buckaneers...!!! (fucknears)"

what can you repeat that didnt hear you the first time

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"a group of wee kids came round guysing last night, and this wee guy came out with this joke.....

why are pirates deaf??

they have no buckaneers...!!! (fucknears)what can you repeat that didnt hear you the first time "

I SAID....!!!

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!


"a group of wee kids came round guysing last night, and this wee guy came out with this joke.....

why are pirates deaf??

they have no buckaneers...!!! (fucknears)what can you repeat that didnt hear you the first time I SAID....!!! "

eh what ? loud woman ive got no fuckingears oppps i mean buckaneers lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"a group of wee kids came round guysing last night, and this wee guy came out with this joke.....

why are pirates deaf??

they have no buckaneers...!!! (fucknears)what can you repeat that didnt hear you the first time I SAID....!!! eh what ? loud woman ive got no fuckingears oppps i mean buckaneers lol "

Is this the same buckaneers that are on your buckenhead

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!


"a group of wee kids came round guysing last night, and this wee guy came out with this joke.....

why are pirates deaf??

they have no buckaneers...!!! (fucknears)what can you repeat that didnt hear you the first time I SAID....!!! eh what ? loud woman ive got no fuckingears oppps i mean buckaneers lol

Is this the same buckaneers that are on your buckenhead "

pmsl fred

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bought my wife a pair of crotchless knickers for halloween. Nothing sexual, just thought she would get a better grip of her broomstick

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By *tworksMan
over a year ago

South Lanarkshire

My ex and I split because she was getting a new job and I guessed what it was before she told me. She was going to haunt houses

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The wife had a near death experience last night

She tried to Hoover while the football was on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Went into the chemist today to pick up a repeat percription of viagra.

the chemist refuse and said i must go back to the doctor and get jim to write out the percription using the technical name for the said product.

So now when i go n I have to ask for

Mycoxaphopin,

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By *ardnhorny76Man
over a year ago

glasgow

sanjay the indian wifebeater, headbutts his wife at 7:30pm everynight....... on the dot!

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By *rodie53Man
over a year ago

Manchester

freddy star says he never ate a hampster but he might have nibbled a 14yr old bever

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

23 useless things in a man's body: 20 nails cannot be hammered, 2 balls u cannot throw, 1 cock cannot crow. Don't laugh girls, your pussy cannot catch mice either

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

whats the difference between a rooster and a hooker... the rooster goes cock-a-doddle-do and the hooker says ANY-COCK-WILL-DO

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