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By *idas Man OP   Man
over a year ago

Dunfermline

For those who have Tinder but don’t pay for it in order to see who’s “liked” you, I think I’ve worked out the algorithm

If you have a notification that someone has liked you, the second person you see is the one that liked you. Swipe right on them and Robert’s your mums brother!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Or you could just swipe right for every single person , that way you don't miss anyone and you can then pick and choose from those that swiped right for you too. That's your algorithm blown up bud sorry.

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By *idas Man OP   Man
over a year ago

Dunfermline


"Or you could just swipe right for every single person , that way you don't miss anyone and you can then pick and choose from those that swiped right for you too. That's your algorithm blown up bud sorry. "

Not really, cos not all of those will have swiped right on you plus you only get a certain number of swipes per day and have to wait 24hrs until you can swipe again. You can still swipe on the ones you like but the second one you see after opening the app will be the one that “liked” you

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By *r Do and Mrs DreamCouple
over a year ago

edinburgh

Or you could work one extra hour per month and just pay for whichever site you spend your time on....

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By *oudBeSurprisedMan
over a year ago

Fife


"Or you could just swipe right for every single person , that way you don't miss anyone and you can then pick and choose from those that swiped right for you too. That's your algorithm blown up bud sorry. "

Wow, that is the act of a desperate man.

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By *oudBeSurprisedMan
over a year ago

Fife


"Or you could work one extra hour per month and just pay for whichever site you spend your time on...."

What's the going rate for speed creeping? One hour overtime seems like you could get at least an annual subscription to finding pussy

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By *hickinthewarmMan
over a year ago

Fife


"Or you could work one extra hour per month and just pay for whichever site you spend your time on...."

An extra hour really would be the straw that broke the camels back…..

I don’t get overtime unfortunately!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Or you could just swipe right for every single person , that way you don't miss anyone and you can then pick and choose from those that swiped right for you too. That's your algorithm blown up bud sorry.

Wow, that is the act of a desperate man. "

Not really, I couldn't be arsed looking at every picture so I just quickly swiped through my daily allowance and then checked out my matches. Cut the search time right down. Then I decided if I fancied any of the matches and made contact with those particular profiles. Not desperate either as I'm a happily married man and it was only used as a filler when I had the rare free night. You see as desperation I seen it as a quick and easy way to get a meet. I would search on a Monday if I had a free Friday and by Friday would have a something sorted.

It really was that simple.

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By *oudBeSurprisedMan
over a year ago

Fife


"Or you could just swipe right for every single person , that way you don't miss anyone and you can then pick and choose from those that swiped right for you too. That's your algorithm blown up bud sorry.

Wow, that is the act of a desperate man.

Not really, I couldn't be arsed looking at every picture so I just quickly swiped through my daily allowance and then checked out my matches. Cut the search time right down. Then I decided if I fancied any of the matches and made contact with those particular profiles. Not desperate either as I'm a happily married man and it was only used as a filler when I had the rare free night. You see as desperation I seen it as a quick and easy way to get a meet. I would search on a Monday if I had a free Friday and by Friday would have a something sorted.

It really was that simple. "

Yeh, your explanation totally made you look less desperate.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Or you could just swipe right for every single person , that way you don't miss anyone and you can then pick and choose from those that swiped right for you too. That's your algorithm blown up bud sorry.

Wow, that is the act of a desperate man.

Not really, I couldn't be arsed looking at every picture so I just quickly swiped through my daily allowance and then checked out my matches. Cut the search time right down. Then I decided if I fancied any of the matches and made contact with those particular profiles. Not desperate either as I'm a happily married man and it was only used as a filler when I had the rare free night. You see as desperation I seen it as a quick and easy way to get a meet. I would search on a Monday if I had a free Friday and by Friday would have a something sorted.

It really was that simple.

Yeh, your explanation totally made you look less desperate. "

Lol, clearly your mind is made up and nothing I say will change that. You got me , I'm a desperate man , there ya go , hopefully you can sleep better tonight knowing you outed a desperate man. It makes me laugh when people are so fixated on their own opinions that they are blinded to reason. Hey I'm gonna really big you up I'm going for a name change again , I've been Mr snowflake for a day as someone felt I was a snowflake and rather than reason with them I just changed my name to keep them happy . Your turn now , I'm Mr desperate ( just for you bud )at least until the next opinion comes along and I choose to agree with whatever nonsense they wish to throw my way.

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By *oudBeSurprisedMan
over a year ago

Fife


"Or you could just swipe right for every single person , that way you don't miss anyone and you can then pick and choose from those that swiped right for you too. That's your algorithm blown up bud sorry.

Wow, that is the act of a desperate man.

Not really, I couldn't be arsed looking at every picture so I just quickly swiped through my daily allowance and then checked out my matches. Cut the search time right down. Then I decided if I fancied any of the matches and made contact with those particular profiles. Not desperate either as I'm a happily married man and it was only used as a filler when I had the rare free night. You see as desperation I seen it as a quick and easy way to get a meet. I would search on a Monday if I had a free Friday and by Friday would have a something sorted.

It really was that simple.

Yeh, your explanation totally made you look less desperate.

Lol, clearly your mind is made up and nothing I say will change that. You got me , I'm a desperate man , there ya go , hopefully you can sleep better tonight knowing you outed a desperate man. It makes me laugh when people are so fixated on their own opinions that they are blinded to reason. Hey I'm gonna really big you up I'm going for a name change again , I've been Mr snowflake for a day as someone felt I was a snowflake and rather than reason with them I just changed my name to keep them happy . Your turn now , I'm Mr desperate ( just for you bud )at least until the next opinion comes along and I choose to agree with whatever nonsense they wish to throw my way. "

I don't doubt that. How about Mr Kite Flyer?

I might need to change mine to "FuckIGotReported"

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By *tirling DarkCouple
over a year ago

Stirling

Does Tinder have couples profiles?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Does Tinder have couples profiles?"
it doesn’t allow them (coz we all know that Tinder is about finding love, not sex, right?)

There are couples on there though, and they are generally up front about that being their circumstances.

We had a pseudo couples profile on there with photos of both of us, separately and together, but the number of single women who obviously swipe without reading was huge, as they would match with us and quickly realise that I wasn’t the single man they expected.

Anyway, we connected with a few people and then one non-reader complained about us. Lifetime ban.

True story.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Or you could just swipe right for every single person , that way you don't miss anyone and you can then pick and choose from those that swiped right for you too. That's your algorithm blown up bud sorry.

Wow, that is the act of a desperate man.

Not really, I couldn't be arsed looking at every picture so I just quickly swiped through my daily allowance and then checked out my matches. Cut the search time right down. Then I decided if I fancied any of the matches and made contact with those particular profiles. Not desperate either as I'm a happily married man and it was only used as a filler when I had the rare free night. You see as desperation I seen it as a quick and easy way to get a meet. I would search on a Monday if I had a free Friday and by Friday would have a something sorted.

It really was that simple.

Yeh, your explanation totally made you look less desperate.

Lol, clearly your mind is made up and nothing I say will change that. You got me , I'm a desperate man , there ya go , hopefully you can sleep better tonight knowing you outed a desperate man. It makes me laugh when people are so fixated on their own opinions that they are blinded to reason. Hey I'm gonna really big you up I'm going for a name change again , I've been Mr snowflake for a day as someone felt I was a snowflake and rather than reason with them I just changed my name to keep them happy . Your turn now , I'm Mr desperate ( just for you bud )at least until the next opinion comes along and I choose to agree with whatever nonsense they wish to throw my way.

I don't doubt that. How about Mr Kite Flyer?

I might need to change mine to "FuckIGotReported""

Na not changing it to Mr kite Flyer I could never agree or admit to that.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Does Tinder have couples profiles?"

No but lots of married men and women on it .

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By *oudBeSurprisedMan
over a year ago

Fife


"Or you could just swipe right for every single person , that way you don't miss anyone and you can then pick and choose from those that swiped right for you too. That's your algorithm blown up bud sorry.

Wow, that is the act of a desperate man.

Not really, I couldn't be arsed looking at every picture so I just quickly swiped through my daily allowance and then checked out my matches. Cut the search time right down. Then I decided if I fancied any of the matches and made contact with those particular profiles. Not desperate either as I'm a happily married man and it was only used as a filler when I had the rare free night. You see as desperation I seen it as a quick and easy way to get a meet. I would search on a Monday if I had a free Friday and by Friday would have a something sorted.

It really was that simple.

Yeh, your explanation totally made you look less desperate.

Lol, clearly your mind is made up and nothing I say will change that. You got me , I'm a desperate man , there ya go , hopefully you can sleep better tonight knowing you outed a desperate man. It makes me laugh when people are so fixated on their own opinions that they are blinded to reason. Hey I'm gonna really big you up I'm going for a name change again , I've been Mr snowflake for a day as someone felt I was a snowflake and rather than reason with them I just changed my name to keep them happy . Your turn now , I'm Mr desperate ( just for you bud )at least until the next opinion comes along and I choose to agree with whatever nonsense they wish to throw my way.

I don't doubt that. How about Mr Kite Flyer?

I might need to change mine to "FuckIGotReported"

Na not changing it to Mr kite Flyer I could never agree or admit to that. "

Unless you thought it was going to get you pussy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Or you could just swipe right for every single person , that way you don't miss anyone and you can then pick and choose from those that swiped right for you too. That's your algorithm blown up bud sorry.

Wow, that is the act of a desperate man.

Not really, I couldn't be arsed looking at every picture so I just quickly swiped through my daily allowance and then checked out my matches. Cut the search time right down. Then I decided if I fancied any of the matches and made contact with those particular profiles. Not desperate either as I'm a happily married man and it was only used as a filler when I had the rare free night. You see as desperation I seen it as a quick and easy way to get a meet. I would search on a Monday if I had a free Friday and by Friday would have a something sorted.

It really was that simple.

Yeh, your explanation totally made you look less desperate.

Lol, clearly your mind is made up and nothing I say will change that. You got me , I'm a desperate man , there ya go , hopefully you can sleep better tonight knowing you outed a desperate man. It makes me laugh when people are so fixated on their own opinions that they are blinded to reason. Hey I'm gonna really big you up I'm going for a name change again , I've been Mr snowflake for a day as someone felt I was a snowflake and rather than reason with them I just changed my name to keep them happy . Your turn now , I'm Mr desperate ( just for you bud )at least until the next opinion comes along and I choose to agree with whatever nonsense they wish to throw my way.

I don't doubt that. How about Mr Kite Flyer?

I might need to change mine to "FuckIGotReported"

Na not changing it to Mr kite Flyer I could never agree or admit to that.

Unless you thought it was going to get you pussy"

Well if the shoe fits and there's a chance of my nazzems, count me in , wheres the string for my kite.

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By *oShrinkingVioletWoman
over a year ago

the land of unicorns and fairytales

Tbh most of the time even when you do get a match you never hear from them and the ones you do usually turn out to be arseholes lol or it’s just my shit luck

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Whats a match on tinder?

Ive heard of them but i thought they were mythical things

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Tbh most of the time even when you do get a match you never hear from them and the ones you do usually turn out to be arseholes lol or it’s just my shit luck "

That's probably because they used my method above and they matched with 100 others . Don't take it personal violet. No reason why you can't contact the ones you've matched with as if you go for the single swipe method then all your matches must be appealing so go for it girl.

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