FabSwingers.com forum: Things you hate on the update page

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I really hate it when people use it like a social network join fecking Facebook don't want to no what the cat did or you had for fecking dinner

Also

This is swingers sight not a dating agency

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By *iewMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

desperate attempts to get meets

rants when it goes tits up....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

And swingers can't socialise??

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!

Status updates seem pretty popular to me hence why they are there .

Think most know its swinging altho for others well .....

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By *nnyMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

Braindead updates are an excellent guide on who to avoid.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"And swingers can't socialise??

Yes they can but come on some of the crap I read on up dates are pathetic nothing to do with the sight do you want to read I took granny to hospital today like hell I do

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!

"And swingers can't socialise??

Yes they can but come on some of the crap I read on up dates are pathetic nothing to do with the sight do you want to read I took granny to hospital today like hell I do"
ive never seen anything like that on any of my friends updates

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Oh forgot this one

I'm horny

I need a good shag

Looking for dirty sex

You get in touch 99% of the time your ignored and the other 1% if your lucky to get a reply is I took granny to hospital today

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!

"Oh forgot this one

I'm horny

I need a good shag

Looking for dirty sex

You get in touch 99% of the time your ignored and the other 1% if your lucky to get a reply is I took granny to hospital today

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maybe your not their type

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

thanks for a great time, you know who you are.

why no just send them a private message thanking them ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"thanks for a great time, you know who you are.

why no just send them a private message thanking them ?"

Tuuuutt! then no-one would know they been shagging, silly.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do like the ones theres just no answer to,,

"woo what a nite", ehhhh,, Good?

"We must do that again and soon",ehh yes?

My other favs, the minimalist info ones,,

"Just amazing",,ehh you got home on a thimble full of petrol? They make amazing coffee after the fun?

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By *riendly foeWoman
over a year ago

In a crisp poke on the A814

"desperate attempts to get meets

rants when it goes tits up...."

Bitching that site full of wasters....

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By *roadfish73Man
over a year ago

ABERDEEN

Moaning about getting no action after deleting your message without replying.

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By *bzguyMan
over a year ago

Aberdeen and shire

Im going to delete my profile......AYE REALLY? ...WELL FUCKIN CRACK ON WITH IT THEN

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The expression "jog on" anywhere on a profile, in any context, instantly gets me heading for the back button. Except maybe "I like to jog on the beach on a Sunday morning", but even then my finger might twitch for the exit.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Has to be the most attention seeking status I have seen. I know a certainly lady who posts that at least once a month, who give a shite just fuck of and let us live

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!

"Has to be the most attention seeking status I have seen. I know a certainly lady who posts that at least once a month, who give a shite just fuck of and let us live

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fred im sorry didn't know u disliked it so much il go take it down str8 away lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

fred tut tut you said a bad word

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So would it be ok for me to have the following updates?

"Just running over to the corner to pick up my teddy I just threw over there"

ORRRRR

"I must remember not to trap my cock in my zipper"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"So would it be ok for me to have the following updates?

"Just running over to the corner to pick up my teddy I just threw over there"

ORRRRR

"I must remember not to trap my cock in my zipper"

shurrit poindexter

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By *1cebren4uWoman
over a year ago

clydebank

"So would it be ok for me to have the following updates?

"Just running over to the corner to pick up my teddy I just threw over there"

ORRRRR

"I must remember not to trap my cock in my zipper"

shurrit poindexter"

pmsl and theres me i cant even kiss it better pmsl sore mouth xxxxxx

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By *oxy_minxWoman
over a year ago

Scotland - Aberdeen

The only time I put up a pointless status message is when I check my email at lunch.

That is the time most of my messages come in...

So I just say, home for lunch so can't chat

Hopefuly that will let them know, I don't have time to respond, and that I might later when I have more time!

Or my rants are mainly for people who know me, and normally give's them a chuckle!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"fred tut tut you said a bad word

I do apologise Mr 44 for the bad word but it wisnae nuffin like you were typing on saturday after yah got bulootered with yer pal pmsl

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

ah dont mind being in the room so am no guilty lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"ah dont mind being in the room so am no guilty lol

oooohhhh fook yes yeh are I gotta a witness

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

coont ah but are they credible lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well, I never use the updates to tell all what my cat did or my granny for that matter...but I do use it to tease and flirt with guys I am interested in...it's a bit of fun. To each their own...who are we to say, what people should and should not do

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"coont ah but are they credible lol

corf corf nah not really but she has a cute ass

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

that'll do gor me mate am fooking guilty lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"that'll do gor me mate am fooking guilty lol

I rest my case, now where is that keg oh beer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

ah pissed it up against a wall last saturday lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We use it as we want,we pay our fiver and dont really give a shit what others think,if they are here to moan about it they really must have a shit life

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Guilty as charged love letting anyone who is nearby know I'm getting it off a gorjus sexy Welshman

working in carlisle yet drives over 200 miles to come take me out for a few drinks ooooh yes please youre invited back again and again mmmmmm and more regular than anyone I've met in here to date

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Guilty as charged love letting anyone who is nearby know I'm getting it off a gorjus sexy Welshman

working in carlisle yet drives over 200 miles to come take me out for a few drinks ooooh yes please youre invited back again and again mmmmmm and more regular than anyone I've met in here to date "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"ah pissed it up against a wall last saturday lol

Well if yah did what am I drinking ((( boak)))))

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By *cottishsexgoddessWoman
over a year ago

Glenrothes

"Well, I never use the updates to tell all what my cat did or my granny for that matter...but I do use it to tease and flirt with guys I am interested in...it's a bit of fun. To each their own...who are we to say, what people should and should not do

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By *aucy3Couple
over a year ago

glasgow

has anybody heard how the guys granny got on at the hospital.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

People who dont know where the caps lock key is and puts the whole status update in capital letters....

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By *lasgowguy64Man
over a year ago

Hamilton

"Oh forgot this one

I'm horny

I need a good shag

Looking for dirty sex

You get in touch 99% of the time your ignored and the other 1% if your lucky to get a reply is I took granny to hospital today

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hope your granny's feeling better

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