FabSwingers.com forum: Things you hate to see on a profile?

By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1 OP Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!

Mines are :

1)il fill in later (after a year on the site)

2)Hotmail address

3)phone numbers

4)Photos which 10% (or less) of the profile owner... and 90% of playmates

whats yours ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A giant list of what they don't want and an aggressive profile. We get it, there's more guys than girls. You don't have to give us into trouble just for reading your profile.

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1 OP Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!

"A giant list of what they don't want and an aggressive profile. We get it, there's more guys than girls. You don't have to give us into trouble just for reading your profile.

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I wont feel free lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Photos in the gallery which are the size of a postage stamp and have the detail of a photo on a Spectrum ZX

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hate too see mobile numbers....

Desperation or what??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

pics that are taken from a distance to make them look smaller ,and haairy bits covered in cum......boaks

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By *ola cubesMan
over a year ago

coatbridge

words

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pictures of ladies thaat only the doctor doing their smear test showed see !!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A giant list of what they don't want and an aggressive profile. We get it, there's more guys than girls. You don't have to give us into trouble just for reading your profile.

I wont feel free lol

Leave it with me, I might be in touch if you're lucky

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By *lasgowguy64Man
over a year ago

Hamilton

cannot accom/cannot travel.....what's all that about?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"cannot accom/cannot travel.....what's all that about?"

they are not meeting perhaps.?

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1 OP Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!

"cannot accom/cannot travel.....what's all that about?

they are not meeting perhaps.?

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yeah but whats worse is you then look and see they have at leaset 3 new verifications

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cannot accomm - lives with family etc

Cannot travel - doesn't drive...

Well that's what it means for me!

Mine is a blank profile, tiny pics, cock pics (I know what one looks like), and bareback looking pics with safe sex listed an interest.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

pics taken in a mirror and you can see the camera and flash but not much more

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1 OP Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!

"Cannot accomm - lives with family etc

Cannot travel - doesn't drive...

Well that's what it means for me!

Mine is a blank profile, tiny pics, cock pics (I know what one looks like), and bareback looking pics with safe sex listed an interest.

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cant accomodate doest bother me as many people have genuine diffrent reasons for not being able to

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1 OP Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!

Doesnt*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

1...profesional,, why not just say 'no scheme rats allowed. Lol

2... Lots of Pics of faces in public gallery then 1 pic in private, what are they hiding in that 1 pic?

3... Slim and athletic descriptions then pics which clearly say other!

4... Lists of do,s n donts that take longer to read than all the anuals you got as a child at xmas.

5... Close up pics of cocks dripping in cum, heave

6... Pics where the background looks like a tv set for steptoe

7... And no pics on profile wen they have been a member for over a year

apart from that we like what we see lol

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By *over-manMan
over a year ago

motherwell

pics with you women with a spotty ass

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By *uboCouple
over a year ago

East kilbride

Straight female

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh, and how could i forget, couples that have their wedding pics on their profile, bloody hell! That just says 'at least we looked good one day' lol

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By *lasgowguy64Man
over a year ago

Hamilton

[Removed by poster at 30/10/12 15:04:58]

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By *lasgowguy64Man
over a year ago

Hamilton

"cannot accom/cannot travel.....what's all that about?

they are not meeting perhaps.?

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oops hit delete there....meant to to say can't accom/can't travel but have a meet today notice up....just doesn't compute for me....

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By *oneythiefMan
over a year ago

Perthshire

A M/F profile both bi and looking for fun and there are 25 pictures of the Female and none of the Male. If he is that camera shy what's the meet going to be like??

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By *empnbunkCouple
over a year ago

south coast

new to the scene with no pics or veries when they been on site for over a year

oh and sexy profiles that you think...hell yeah then u see the dreaded words....soft swap only

or wont meet smokers

or no kissing

or single female profile where she only meets with her b/f or f/b present...well get a cpls profile then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't like seeing wot they had for their breakfast and I don't like seeing pics of gals bits on a guys profile!

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By *issBehavingxxWoman
over a year ago

Glasgow

"NO SINGLE MEN .. NO SINGLE MEN EVER!!!!!! FUCK SAKE HOW MANY TIMES NO FUCKING SINGLE MEN. STOP MAILING ME / US. NO SINGLE MEN EVER EVER EVER.. NO SINGLE MEN!!!!!!!" (or a massive rant similar)

Just makes me want to shout... "use the bloody filters then"

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By *1cebren4uWoman
over a year ago

clydebank

1. crap lying all over the floor clean the fecking area first b4 you take pics, might help ya get a better meet instead of ppl thinking the person is a minger lol .

2. single ppl showing too many pics of others in their pics and not many of them, men are more guilty of this

3. ppl having pics of themselve on profiles that are years old showing them skinny when you know them and see them and they have piled pounds on over the years update your pics lol and be truthful.

Brennie xxxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I don't like seeing wot they had for their breakfast and I don't like seeing pics of gals bits on a guys profile!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A narative of the sexaul experience .the explisive kind.... bit crass for me....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"words

You never fail to make me laugh Clueso...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Profiles that are a blatant advert for their AW page and have no interest in a "free" meet.

I suppose you can read into "professional" in more ways that one.

Same goes for the contribution based gangbangs.

Rant over LOL

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

profiles with no face pics or no chat when all along they dont even have a pic on theres never mind a face pic

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I agree with all the above comments ,

Plus when u ask for a face pic and get the reply back sorry don't have one,

Some of these days I might just put back what no face

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By *iewMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

desperation for meets and then ranting about the lack of them.

negativity attracts negativity

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

ma fucking pics

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By *iewMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

"ma fucking pics

I loved that pic of your 3way with fugy and droopy

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1 OP Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!

"ma fucking pics

I loved that pic of your 3way with fugy and droopy"
im sure it a

was a 4 way _iew sure u were in there too

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By *iewMan
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over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

"ma fucking pics

I loved that pic of your 3way with fugy and droopyim sure it a

was a 4 way _iew sure u were in there too

with those 3...... never, ever

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

oh aye fuck off lol lol

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1 OP Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!

"ma fucking pics

I loved that pic of your 3way with fugy and droopyim sure it a

was a 4 way _iew sure u were in there too

with those 3...... never, ever"
one does protest too much lol

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By *iewMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

"oh aye fuck off lol lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The legal notice .... Cmon are you going to sue a major company.

People advertising safe sex but then have pix showing no condom with multiple partners.

Discreet or discrete lol lol .... Do they know the difference ....but then have verifications as long as argyle street.

Fun and respectful but then give you abuse

My list is endless.....

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1 OP Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!

"The legal notice .... Cmon are you going to sue a major company.

People advertising safe sex but then have pix showing no condom with multiple partners.

Discreet or discrete lol lol .... Do they know the difference ....but then have verifications as long as argyle street.

Fun and respectful but then give you abuse

My list is endless....."
Yes i know where ur coming from with the respect some want it but certainly dont know how to give it .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

additionally on top of what some have already mentioned - txt speak.. especially from the over 30s' but in general lazy and unattractive.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I hate the ones that look super sexy and sound like just the type of person I want to meet so send them a nice message........ And they dont reply! lol To rub salt into the wounds there next verifications are with guys not as good as me! lol x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

hate it when girls say they are looking for vwe guys, only cos it rules me out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There was a gorgeous girl on here who is no longer here who I used to message, never get much chat back, just lots of refusals... Then one night recive a random message from a guy to attend a flat with a girl so I decide to go along. Whos there but this girl who I'd been fantasising about for months! It was like meeting royalty! 'I have always wanted to meet you' I said..... 'Have you, she said, you should have told me!'

A great night followed!

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By *aucy3Couple
over a year ago

glasgow

words,they totally ruin profiles.

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By *empnbunkCouple
over a year ago

south coast

"words,they totally ruin profiles.

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By *riendly foeWoman
over a year ago

In a crisp poke on the A814

Nothing BUT cock pics

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By *empnbunkCouple
over a year ago

south coast

"Nothing BUT cock pics

hate that too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sydney BLOODY University... where did that come from?

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1 OP Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!

"Sydney BLOODY University... where did that come from?"
Sydney university or any warning on stealing pix cause everyone knows it means bugger all and everyone knows if someone wants to use ur pic they will lol

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By *lasgowguy64Man
over a year ago

Hamilton

"Sydney BLOODY University... where did that come from?Sydney university or any warning on stealing pix cause everyone knows it means bugger all and everyone knows if someone wants to use ur pic they will lol"
should see what i use your's for

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1 OP Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!

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let me guess a game of darts ? wiping ur ass with ? lol

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By *lasgowguy64Man
over a year ago

Hamilton

let me guess a game of darts ? wiping ur ass with ? lol

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a gent never tells...

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1 OP Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!

let me guess a game of darts ? wiping ur ass with ? lol

a gent never tells..."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Mines are :

1)il fill in later (after a year on the site)

2)Hotmail address

3)phone numbers

4)Photos which 10% (or less) of the profile owner... and 90% of playmates

whats yours ?"

Ditto and loads of cock pics ewwwww ugly little things

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mine would have to be:

Txt spk, maybe shorter to write it but my god it takes an age to read most of the time.

People asking for VVWE guys, I image these ladies have holes like welly tops.

When people say "Photo ensures reply" Maybe I dont wanna send my photo on the first message!

Mobile numbers and the name of the place they'd like to meet you on the Meets/Event Page. and then say they like it to be discrete. ?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Think someone already pointed out there's a difference between discreet and discrete

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