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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

That's what Amber did to Johnny....allegedly.

What's the worst thing an ex ever did to you?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How long have you got?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"How long have you got? "

Was looking for daft and outrageous rather than upsetting

You want me to "take care" of him? (grabs shovel)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"How long have you got?

Was looking for daft and outrageous rather than upsetting

You want me to "take care" of him? (grabs shovel) "

Don't tempt me! I had an offer like that, seriously, about a year ago but decided nah, karma will get him one day

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"How long have you got?

Was looking for daft and outrageous rather than upsetting

You want me to "take care" of him? (grabs shovel)

Don't tempt me! I had an offer like that, seriously, about a year ago but decided nah, karma will get him one day "

My shovel is called Karma

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"How long have you got?

Was looking for daft and outrageous rather than upsetting

You want me to "take care" of him? (grabs shovel)

Don't tempt me! I had an offer like that, seriously, about a year ago but decided nah, karma will get him one day

My shovel is called Karma

"

Then I'll take it

Sorry shouldn't be hijacking the thread.

Bump!

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By *uietbloke67Man
over a year ago

outside your bedroom window ;-)

She still has my The Jam album...

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By *vbride1963TV/TS
over a year ago

E.K . Glasgow

I at first thought this was going to be about pee and poo fetishes

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"She still has my The Jam album..."

Another person we need to introduce to my little friend "Karma!"

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I at first thought this was going to be about pee and poo fetishes "

Mind oot the lavvie you!

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By *avie65Man
over a year ago

In the west.

She still has my favourite ever t-shirt.

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By *macunninglinguistMan
over a year ago

Aberdeenshire

Took my virginity, and never returned it.

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By *estless nativeMan
over a year ago

near Glasgow

She's turned the weans against us

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"She's turned the weans against us "

Winner!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

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By *eterPan21Man
over a year ago

Hamilton

She said a was the biggest stud in West Kilbride. I’m no even from there so a knew she was cheating.

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By *imbobaMan
over a year ago

Glasgow


"That's what Amber did to Johnny....allegedly.

What's the worst thing an ex ever did to you?"

Broke my heart, soul and confidence. And tried the kid twister thing which backfired. All the rest well recovered x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"How long have you got?

Was looking for daft and outrageous rather than upsetting

You want me to "take care" of him? (grabs shovel)

Don't tempt me! I had an offer like that, seriously, about a year ago but decided nah, karma will get him one day

My shovel is called Karma

"

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By *tagVixenAngusCouple
over a year ago

Dundee area

Where to start?

Hidden debt, stealing kids savings, having guys round while I was in Afghanistan.

Loads

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

....fkn hell....taking a Turkish on your new memory foam kinda pales into comparison compare to your stories.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Took my virginity, and never returned it. "

I’ve got it

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By *tagVixenAngusCouple
over a year ago

Dundee area

Lol

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By *macunninglinguistMan
over a year ago

Aberdeenshire


"Took my virginity, and never returned it.

I’ve got it "

You took my virginity from my ex? This is whole new swinging concept!

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By *oShrinkingVioletWoman
over a year ago

the land of unicorns and fairytales


"That's what Amber did to Johnny....allegedly.

What's the worst thing an ex ever did to you?"

Lied cheated where do I start

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"That's what Amber did to Johnny....allegedly.

What's the worst thing an ex ever did to you?

Lied cheated where do I start "

He deserves a Turkish.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Took my virginity, and never returned it.

I’ve got it

You took my virginity from my ex? This is whole new swinging concept!"

It’s the new virtual ffm

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By *easertam4Man
over a year ago

Kilsyth


"That's what Amber did to Johnny....allegedly.

What's the worst thing an ex ever did to you?"

Came back

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"That's what Amber did to Johnny....allegedly.

What's the worst thing an ex ever did to you?

Came back "

Ha ha ha ...that actually made me lol.

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By *oudBeSurprisedMan
over a year ago

Fife

Still trying to figure out if this is a banter post or a therapy session.

I'll read the room before I contribute more than this

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By *estless nativeMan
over a year ago

near Glasgow


"That's what Amber did to Johnny....allegedly.

What's the worst thing an ex ever did to you?

Came back "

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Still trying to figure out if this is a banter post or a therapy session.

I'll read the room before I contribute more than this "

Both...

C'mon...you're among friends....what's the worst that could happen?

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By *oudBeSurprisedMan
over a year ago

Fife


"Still trying to figure out if this is a banter post or a therapy session.

I'll read the room before I contribute more than this

Both...

C'mon...you're among friends....what's the worst that could happen? "

You have no idea how poisonous a woman can be to try and ruin your life because you ended a relationship with her.

On a lighter note, one left a top loader in my toilet.

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By *oggingnfloggingCouple
over a year ago

fife

Ex mises sold my house for well under market value and then all my tools for a tener

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Still trying to figure out if this is a banter post or a therapy session.

I'll read the room before I contribute more than this

Both...

C'mon...you're among friends....what's the worst that could happen?

You have no idea how poisonous a woman can be to try and ruin your life because you ended a relationship with her.

On a lighter note, one left a top loader in my toilet. "

Ach, I think people can be poisonous, full stop.

I've got off very lightly in life I think. Never had an ex do anything nasty to me.

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By *oudBeSurprisedMan
over a year ago

Fife


"Still trying to figure out if this is a banter post or a therapy session.

I'll read the room before I contribute more than this

Both...

C'mon...you're among friends....what's the worst that could happen?

You have no idea how poisonous a woman can be to try and ruin your life because you ended a relationship with her.

On a lighter note, one left a top loader in my toilet.

Ach, I think people can be poisonous, full stop.

I've got off very lightly in life I think. Never had an ex do anything nasty to me."

Most definitely not exclusive to one gender.

Not even so much as a "I hope you fall and skin your knees" comment? Luck you

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By *exicolaMan
over a year ago

West Lothian


"Ex mises sold my house for well under market value and then all my tools for a tener "

So you're dogging and she's flogging?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ex mises sold my house for well under market value and then all my tools for a tener "

Were your tools from the pound shop?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"That's what Amber did to Johnny....allegedly.

What's the worst thing an ex ever did to you?"

Continues to exist

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By *imbobaMan
over a year ago

Glasgow


"Still trying to figure out if this is a banter post or a therapy session.

I'll read the room before I contribute more than this "

Yeah. I think sticking to Facebook with serious shit is a better idea. I’ll sick to lighthearted banter from now on.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Broke my heart

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By *ueen CatWoman
over a year ago

fife


"That's what Amber did to Johnny....allegedly.

What's the worst thing an ex ever did to you?

Continues to exist "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"That's what Amber did to Johnny....allegedly.

What's the worst thing an ex ever did to you?"

Told everyone I broke her nose/blacked her eye. Even though no one ever saw her with a broken nose or black eye, a few chose to believe it and the lie still lives to this day (21 years and counting). I've never once lifted my hands to a lady.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Weirdly this makes me find amber heard more attractive

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Weirdly this makes me find amber heard more attractive "

"Want me to deposit a wee walnut whip on your desk boss after you've finished "dick-tating" this message? "

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By *adbury girlWoman
over a year ago

Lanarkshire


"That's what Amber did to Johnny....allegedly.

What's the worst thing an ex ever did to you?"

Married me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Weirdly this makes me find amber heard more attractive

"Want me to deposit a wee walnut whip on your desk boss after you've finished "dick-tating" this message? "

"

You’re hired

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’d an ex tell me she was pregnant to keep me around She was a bit of a knobend

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Met a girl on here and we dated for around 5-6 months before her jealousy started showing, I was being accused of sleeping or wanting to sleep with every other female I'd spoken to on a night out, it all came to a head one night when she actually put her foot through my bathroom door screaming and shouting because she thought I was on my mobile phone chatting to another female, she was d*unk so I let her calm down , came out of the toilet l, showed her my mobile was on the drawer next to my bed and told her if she's not left my home in 10 mins I'd be calling the police, she reluctantly left but not before putting her foot through my living room door.

I haven't seen or heard from her in this time until I seen a couples profile with a few of her pics on it, I'm tempted to contact the guy and give him heads up as to how crazy this female is but I won't but I'm just glad she's out of my life.

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By *et another guyMan
over a year ago

near Glasgow

My took my house, my car, my kids a huge chunk of my pension and every penny I had.

Then went to fb to take any dignity I had then took my job

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"My took my house, my car, my kids a huge chunk of my pension and every penny I had.

Then went to fb to take any dignity I had then took my job"

Well, she was efficient, we need to give her that.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Met a girl on here and we dated for around 5-6 months before her jealousy started showing, I was being accused of sleeping or wanting to sleep with every other female I'd spoken to on a night out, it all came to a head one night when she actually put her foot through my bathroom door screaming and shouting because she thought I was on my mobile phone chatting to another female, she was d*unk so I let her calm down , came out of the toilet l, showed her my mobile was on the drawer next to my bed and told her if she's not left my home in 10 mins I'd be calling the police, she reluctantly left but not before putting her foot through my living room door.

I haven't seen or heard from her in this time until I seen a couples profile with a few of her pics on it, I'm tempted to contact the guy and give him heads up as to how crazy this female is but I won't but I'm just glad she's out of my life.

"

And maybe tell him to take the doors off the hinges to save himself a job further down the road.

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By *ellinever70Woman
over a year ago

Ayrshire


"Met a girl on here and we dated for around 5-6 months before her jealousy started showing, I was being accused of sleeping or wanting to sleep with every other female I'd spoken to on a night out, it all came to a head one night when she actually put her foot through my bathroom door screaming and shouting because she thought I was on my mobile phone chatting to another female, she was d*unk so I let her calm down , came out of the toilet l, showed her my mobile was on the drawer next to my bed and told her if she's not left my home in 10 mins I'd be calling the police, she reluctantly left but not before putting her foot through my living room door.

I haven't seen or heard from her in this time until I seen a couples profile with a few of her pics on it, I'm tempted to contact the guy and give him heads up as to how crazy this female is but I won't but I'm just glad she's out of my life.

"

Was that Jane number 2 or 3?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Met a girl on here and we dated for around 5-6 months before her jealousy started showing, I was being accused of sleeping or wanting to sleep with every other female I'd spoken to on a night out, it all came to a head one night when she actually put her foot through my bathroom door screaming and shouting because she thought I was on my mobile phone chatting to another female, she was d*unk so I let her calm down , came out of the toilet l, showed her my mobile was on the drawer next to my bed and told her if she's not left my home in 10 mins I'd be calling the police, she reluctantly left but not before putting her foot through my living room door.

I haven't seen or heard from her in this time until I seen a couples profile with a few of her pics on it, I'm tempted to contact the guy and give him heads up as to how crazy this female is but I won't but I'm just glad she's out of my life.

Was that Jane number 2 or 3? "

Neither

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Made me watch horror movies as a forfeit for everything. I hate horror movies.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Married me then accused me of cheating whilst she was shagging everyone in her work

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By *esparate danMan
over a year ago

glasgow


"...., it all came to a head one night when she actually put her foot through my bathroom door screaming and shouting because she thought I was on my mobile phone chatting to another female...

"

That must have been quite the dump

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By *oudBeSurprisedMan
over a year ago

Fife


"I’d an ex tell me she was pregnant to keep me around She was a bit of a knobend "

I think a few of us have had the fake pregnancy one

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By *oudBeSurprisedMan
over a year ago

Fife


"Met a girl on here and we dated for around 5-6 months before her jealousy started showing, I was being accused of sleeping or wanting to sleep with every other female I'd spoken to on a night out, it all came to a head one night when she actually put her foot through my bathroom door screaming and shouting because she thought I was on my mobile phone chatting to another female, she was d*unk so I let her calm down , came out of the toilet l, showed her my mobile was on the drawer next to my bed and told her if she's not left my home in 10 mins I'd be calling the police, she reluctantly left but not before putting her foot through my living room door.

I haven't seen or heard from her in this time until I seen a couples profile with a few of her pics on it, I'm tempted to contact the guy and give him heads up as to how crazy this female is but I won't but I'm just glad she's out of my life.

"

Buy better quality doors.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’d an ex tell me she was pregnant to keep me around She was a bit of a knobend

I think a few of us have had the fake pregnancy one"

I’m sure we have thankfully I got out of the situation

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’d an ex tell me she was pregnant to keep me around She was a bit of a knobend

I think a few of us have had the fake pregnancy one"

My ex wife pulled that one

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By *5onlyMan
over a year ago

GLASGOW

Bitch

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Met a girl on here and we dated for around 5-6 months before her jealousy started showing, I was being accused of sleeping or wanting to sleep with every other female I'd spoken to on a night out, it all came to a head one night when she actually put her foot through my bathroom door screaming and shouting because she thought I was on my mobile phone chatting to another female, she was d*unk so I let her calm down , came out of the toilet l, showed her my mobile was on the drawer next to my bed and told her if she's not left my home in 10 mins I'd be calling the police, she reluctantly left but not before putting her foot through my living room door.

I haven't seen or heard from her in this time until I seen a couples profile with a few of her pics on it, I'm tempted to contact the guy and give him heads up as to how crazy this female is but I won't but I'm just glad she's out of my life.

Buy better quality doors. "

My doors where fine until they met her

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Met a girl on here and we dated for around 5-6 months before her jealousy started showing, I was being accused of sleeping or wanting to sleep with every other female I'd spoken to on a night out, it all came to a head one night when she actually put her foot through my bathroom door screaming and shouting because she thought I was on my mobile phone chatting to another female, she was d*unk so I let her calm down , came out of the toilet l, showed her my mobile was on the drawer next to my bed and told her if she's not left my home in 10 mins I'd be calling the police, she reluctantly left but not before putting her foot through my living room door.

I haven't seen or heard from her in this time until I seen a couples profile with a few of her pics on it, I'm tempted to contact the guy and give him heads up as to how crazy this female is but I won't but I'm just glad she's out of my life.

Buy better quality doors.

My doors where fine until they met her "

I have a misplaced kinda admiration for this lady now.

But have been told I'm a fucking headache on occasion so not the best character witness

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Met a girl on here and we dated for around 5-6 months before her jealousy started showing, I was being accused of sleeping or wanting to sleep with every other female I'd spoken to on a night out, it all came to a head one night when she actually put her foot through my bathroom door screaming and shouting because she thought I was on my mobile phone chatting to another female, she was d*unk so I let her calm down , came out of the toilet l, showed her my mobile was on the drawer next to my bed and told her if she's not left my home in 10 mins I'd be calling the police, she reluctantly left but not before putting her foot through my living room door.

I haven't seen or heard from her in this time until I seen a couples profile with a few of her pics on it, I'm tempted to contact the guy and give him heads up as to how crazy this female is but I won't but I'm just glad she's out of my life.

Buy better quality doors.

My doors where fine until they met her

I have a misplaced kinda admiration for this lady now.

But have been told I'm a fucking headache on occasion so not the best character witness "

*headcase not headache.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Met a girl on here and we dated for around 5-6 months before her jealousy started showing, I was being accused of sleeping or wanting to sleep with every other female I'd spoken to on a night out, it all came to a head one night when she actually put her foot through my bathroom door screaming and shouting because she thought I was on my mobile phone chatting to another female, she was d*unk so I let her calm down , came out of the toilet l, showed her my mobile was on the drawer next to my bed and told her if she's not left my home in 10 mins I'd be calling the police, she reluctantly left but not before putting her foot through my living room door.

I haven't seen or heard from her in this time until I seen a couples profile with a few of her pics on it, I'm tempted to contact the guy and give him heads up as to how crazy this female is but I won't but I'm just glad she's out of my life.

Buy better quality doors.

My doors where fine until they met her

I have a misplaced kinda admiration for this lady now.

But have been told I'm a fucking headache on occasion so not the best character witness "

I still have her number if you wanna message/meet up, just don't take her to your home if you love your doors

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Met a girl on here and we dated for around 5-6 months before her jealousy started showing, I was being accused of sleeping or wanting to sleep with every other female I'd spoken to on a night out, it all came to a head one night when she actually put her foot through my bathroom door screaming and shouting because she thought I was on my mobile phone chatting to another female, she was d*unk so I let her calm down , came out of the toilet l, showed her my mobile was on the drawer next to my bed and told her if she's not left my home in 10 mins I'd be calling the police, she reluctantly left but not before putting her foot through my living room door.

I haven't seen or heard from her in this time until I seen a couples profile with a few of her pics on it, I'm tempted to contact the guy and give him heads up as to how crazy this female is but I won't but I'm just glad she's out of my life.

Buy better quality doors.

My doors where fine until they met her

I have a misplaced kinda admiration for this lady now.

But have been told I'm a fucking headache on occasion so not the best character witness

I still have her number if you wanna message/meet up, just don't take her to your home if you love your doors "

Send me her profile name and I’ll smash her back door in as revenge for you

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By *assNGuyCouple
over a year ago

Glasgow

My worst ex, tampered with my condoms and faked/lied about being on pill... when found out took her to doctors to get back on pill to find out she was pregnant

We ended year later and I became a single father raising my son.

Sadly, this wasn't the worse thing she done

Guy.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"My worst ex, tampered with my condoms and faked/lied about being on pill... when found out took her to doctors to get back on pill to find out she was pregnant

We ended year later and I became a single father raising my son.

Sadly, this wasn't the worse thing she done

Guy."

There are some fairly fucking mad women out there, eh?

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By *assNGuyCouple
over a year ago

Glasgow


"My worst ex, tampered with my condoms and faked/lied about being on pill... when found out took her to doctors to get back on pill to find out she was pregnant

We ended year later and I became a single father raising my son.

Sadly, this wasn't the worse thing she done

Guy.

There are some fairly fucking mad women out there, eh?"

Indeed but hey old history now... on a lighter note... Current partner has my on a life sentence for last 14years and every time I ask for parole it's denied

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By *oudBeSurprisedMan
over a year ago

Fife


"My worst ex, tampered with my condoms and faked/lied about being on pill... when found out took her to doctors to get back on pill to find out she was pregnant

We ended year later and I became a single father raising my son.

Sadly, this wasn't the worse thing she done

Guy."

Tampered with your condoms? Did you have a drawer full of balloon animals?

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By *oudBeSurprisedMan
over a year ago

Fife


"My worst ex, tampered with my condoms and faked/lied about being on pill... when found out took her to doctors to get back on pill to find out she was pregnant

We ended year later and I became a single father raising my son.

Sadly, this wasn't the worse thing she done

Guy.

There are some fairly fucking mad women out there, eh?

Indeed but hey old history now... on a lighter note... Current partner has my on a life sentence for last 14years and every time I ask for parole it's denied "

Wait, what? This is the lighter note?

To be honest, I would have led with that one. What did she do to get life in jail? Balloon animals seems fairly tame now.

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By *otmale5Man
over a year ago

glasgow


"How long have you got? "

hi Katt, I so hear you . I feel sorry for anyone who has been subjected to the horrors at the hands of an ex. Not getting into it on here as it still hurts and is my private pain ..

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By *evils PuddingCouple
over a year ago

Paisley

Definitely enjoyed reading all these posts!

I’m sure we all have a fair few horror stories

Harley

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Big fella will have a Muff Special on his side of the bed if I get home today and that washing hasn't been hung out!

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By *oudBeSurprisedMan
over a year ago

Fife


"How long have you got?

hi Katt, I so hear you . I feel sorry for anyone who has been subjected to the horrors at the hands of an ex. Not getting into it on here as it still hurts and is my private pain .. "

Not being a dick but being a dick, why comment to say you won't comment?

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By *oudBeSurprisedMan
over a year ago

Fife


"Big fella will have a Muff Special on his side of the bed if I get home today and that washing hasn't been hung out!"

Why am I imagining sprinkles on top?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Big fella will have a Muff Special on his side of the bed if I get home today and that washing hasn't been hung out!

Why am I imagining sprinkles on top?"

Cause even when I shite in your bed I'll do it in style

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"How long have you got?

hi Katt, I so hear you . I feel sorry for anyone who has been subjected to the horrors at the hands of an ex. Not getting into it on here as it still hurts and is my private pain ..

Not being a dick but being a dick, why comment to say you won't comment? "

He should let it out. I have, on previous threads, it's actually quite therapeutic x

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By *imbobaMan
over a year ago

Glasgow


"How long have you got?

hi Katt, I so hear you . I feel sorry for anyone who has been subjected to the horrors at the hands of an ex. Not getting into it on here as it still hurts and is my private pain ..

Not being a dick but being a dick, why comment to say you won't comment? "

He’s sharing empathy. That’s enough to justify a post. He’s choosing not to divulge his story as am I. In detail at least. Carry on.

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By *oudBeSurprisedMan
over a year ago

Fife


"Big fella will have a Muff Special on his side of the bed if I get home today and that washing hasn't been hung out!

Why am I imagining sprinkles on top?

Cause even when I shite in your bed I'll do it in style "

Is it considered squirting if its runny?

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By *oudBeSurprisedMan
over a year ago

Fife


"How long have you got?

hi Katt, I so hear you . I feel sorry for anyone who has been subjected to the horrors at the hands of an ex. Not getting into it on here as it still hurts and is my private pain ..

Not being a dick but being a dick, why comment to say you won't comment?

He’s sharing empathy. That’s enough to justify a post. He’s choosing not to divulge his story as am I. In detail at least. Carry on. "

Carry on? Do they still make those movies? Carry on Screaming was one of the best. Fanella Feilding looking like Morticia Adams was a winner.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"How long have you got?

hi Katt, I so hear you . I feel sorry for anyone who has been subjected to the horrors at the hands of an ex. Not getting into it on here as it still hurts and is my private pain ..

Not being a dick but being a dick, why comment to say you won't comment?

He’s sharing empathy. That’s enough to justify a post. He’s choosing not to divulge his story as am I. In detail at least. Carry on.

Carry on? Do they still make those movies? Carry on Screaming was one of the best. Fanella Feilding looking like Morticia Adams was a winner. "

Carry on camping was the funniest x

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By *oudBeSurprisedMan
over a year ago

Fife


"How long have you got?

hi Katt, I so hear you . I feel sorry for anyone who has been subjected to the horrors at the hands of an ex. Not getting into it on here as it still hurts and is my private pain ..

Not being a dick but being a dick, why comment to say you won't comment?

He’s sharing empathy. That’s enough to justify a post. He’s choosing not to divulge his story as am I. In detail at least. Carry on.

Carry on? Do they still make those movies? Carry on Screaming was one of the best. Fanella Feilding looking like Morticia Adams was a winner.

Carry on camping was the funniest x"

Over 20 movies that could never be made again with the over sensitive culture we have today where people want praise for understanding how others feel.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"How long have you got?

hi Katt, I so hear you . I feel sorry for anyone who has been subjected to the horrors at the hands of an ex. Not getting into it on here as it still hurts and is my private pain ..

Not being a dick but being a dick, why comment to say you won't comment?

He’s sharing empathy. That’s enough to justify a post. He’s choosing not to divulge his story as am I. In detail at least. Carry on.

Carry on? Do they still make those movies? Carry on Screaming was one of the best. Fanella Feilding looking like Morticia Adams was a winner.

Carry on camping was the funniest x

Over 20 movies that could never be made again with the over sensitive culture we have today where people want praise for understanding how others feel. "

Those were the good old days

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By *oudBeSurprisedMan
over a year ago

Fife


"How long have you got?

hi Katt, I so hear you . I feel sorry for anyone who has been subjected to the horrors at the hands of an ex. Not getting into it on here as it still hurts and is my private pain ..

Not being a dick but being a dick, why comment to say you won't comment?

He’s sharing empathy. That’s enough to justify a post. He’s choosing not to divulge his story as am I. In detail at least. Carry on.

Carry on? Do they still make those movies? Carry on Screaming was one of the best. Fanella Feilding looking like Morticia Adams was a winner.

Carry on camping was the funniest x

Over 20 movies that could never be made again with the over sensitive culture we have today where people want praise for understanding how others feel.

Those were the good old days "

Now people need a massive dump of empathy with their banter

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By *otmale5Man
over a year ago

glasgow


"How long have you got?

hi Katt, I so hear you . I feel sorry for anyone who has been subjected to the horrors at the hands of an ex. Not getting into it on here as it still hurts and is my private pain ..

Not being a dick but being a dick, why comment to say you won't comment? "

Lol. It was a post to support katt, and an understanding that so many people have gone through difficult times. It’s not a comment on my private life . Your not a dick , you just failed to understand the post.

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By *melia DominaTV/TS
over a year ago

Edinburgh (She/Her)


"She's turned the weans against us "

I had one try that... she failed!!!

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By *edLionScotMan
over a year ago

Edinburgh


"

Don't tempt me! I had an offer like that, seriously, about a year ago but decided nah, karma will get him one day

My shovel is called Karma

"

That made me proper laugh out loud!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"How long have you got?

hi Katt, I so hear you . I feel sorry for anyone who has been subjected to the horrors at the hands of an ex. Not getting into it on here as it still hurts and is my private pain ..

Not being a dick but being a dick, why comment to say you won't comment?

Lol. It was a post to support katt, and an understanding that so many people have gone through difficult times. It’s not a comment on my private life . Your not a dick , you just failed to understand the post. "

I understood that you were empathising so you don't need to explain yourself x

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By *otmale5Man
over a year ago

glasgow


"How long have you got?

hi Katt, I so hear you . I feel sorry for anyone who has been subjected to the horrors at the hands of an ex. Not getting into it on here as it still hurts and is my private pain ..

Not being a dick but being a dick, why comment to say you won't comment?

Lol. It was a post to support katt, and an understanding that so many people have gone through difficult times. It’s not a comment on my private life . Your not a dick , you just failed to understand the post.

I understood that you were empathising so you don't need to explain yourself x"

Thank you Katt. Enjoy your weekend . X

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