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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1 OP   Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!

How come guys that say their 6' are only really 5'7" do they think you wont notice ? lol

Where has discretion gone? Can someone help me find it cause it seems very lacking around here just now lol

oh and Why do ppl leave then come back under a different profile and pretend they have only just joined and still try and get into your knickers especially after you've already said thanks but no thanks?

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By *aucy3Couple
over a year ago

glasgow


"How come guys that say their 6' are only really 5'7" do they think you wont notice ? lol

Where has discretion gone? Can someone help me find it cause it seems very lacking around here just now lol

oh and Why do ppl leave then come back under a different profile and pretend they have only just joined and still try and get into your knickers especially after you've already said thanks but no thanks?

"

happy days,that makes me 6'1.

anybody fancy getting shagged by a tall,handsome bastard.

form an orderly queue,OI!!no pushing at the back there.

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1 OP   Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!


"How come guys that say their 6' are only really 5'7" do they think you wont notice ? lol

Where has discretion gone? Can someone help me find it cause it seems very lacking around here just now lol

oh and Why do ppl leave then come back under a different profile and pretend they have only just joined and still try and get into your knickers especially after you've already said thanks but no thanks?

happy days,that makes me 6'1.

anybody fancy getting shagged by a tall,handsome bastard.

form an orderly queue,OI!!no pushing at the back there. "
lmao only 6'1/tut

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well I AM 6`7"

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By *aucy3Couple
over a year ago

glasgow


"How come guys that say their 6' are only really 5'7" do they think you wont notice ? lol

Where has discretion gone? Can someone help me find it cause it seems very lacking around here just now lol

oh and Why do ppl leave then come back under a different profile and pretend they have only just joined and still try and get into your knickers especially after you've already said thanks but no thanks?

happy days,that makes me 6'1.

anybody fancy getting shagged by a tall,handsome bastard.

form an orderly queue,OI!!no pushing at the back there. lmao only 6'1/tut "

dont try and jump the queue MissD.

i'll get into your knickers,when it's your turn.

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1 OP   Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!


"How come guys that say their 6' are only really 5'7" do they think you wont notice ? lol

Where has discretion gone? Can someone help me find it cause it seems very lacking around here just now lol

oh and Why do ppl leave then come back under a different profile and pretend they have only just joined and still try and get into your knickers especially after you've already said thanks but no thanks?

happy days,that makes me 6'1.

anybody fancy getting shagged by a tall,handsome bastard.

form an orderly queue,OI!!no pushing at the back there. lmao only 6'1/tut

dont try and jump the queue MissD.

i'll get into your knickers,when it's your turn. "
oi cheeky this is my post lol

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By *ane DTV/TS
over a year ago

London - till 25th

How about ladies who say they are a C cup but when you pop the bra the chicken fillets fall out..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"How come guys that say their 6' are only really 5'7" do they think you wont notice ? lol

"

Oh this is a real bug bearer for me. I like me shoes and I just seem to tower over all these so called 6" guys. Come on guys (and gals) do u honestly think we wouldn't notice!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thank god I'm an F cup then and 6 ft - 6ft 2 in heels

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


" Where has discretion gone? Can someone help me find it cause it seems very lacking around here just now lol "

Discretion is a joke on here. U can tell whos shagged who just by reading the forums. Laughable really!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


" oh and Why do ppl leave then come back under a different profile and pretend they have only just joined and still try and get into your knickers especially after you've already said thanks but no thanks? "

Coz they're PLONKERS!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Discretion is a joke. I cant believe how many people refer to people using their real names not their screen names on the forum and in the chat rooms. A lady in the chat room quizzed a guy from London as to how he knew her real name when several people in the chat room were using it. Daft really

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By *eatherWoman
over a year ago

glasgow

im 5ft4 and a half size 18 36dd is that ok and as for discretion well i aint sayin no more

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By *riendly foeWoman
over a year ago

In a crisp poke on the A814


" Where has discretion gone? Can someone help me find it cause it seems very lacking around here just now lol

Discretion is a joke on here. U can tell whos shagged who just by reading the forums. Laughable really! "

If someone wanted discretion would they use the chat room and forums so much if at all??

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1 OP   Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!


" Where has discretion gone? Can someone help me find it cause it seems very lacking around here just now lol

Discretion is a joke on here. U can tell whos shagged who just by reading the forums. Laughable really!

If someone wanted discretion would they use the chat room and forums so much if at all??

"
yeah my thoughts too and something else ive noticed about the lack of discretion is it seems to be more married and attatched who are the worse offenders for it where you would think they'd want total discretion more

some act like singles lol

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By *ola cubesMan
over a year ago

coatbridge

5 4" so I will just remain a young virgin

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"5 4" so I will just remain a young virgin "

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By *uitar_antiheroMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

The only thing on my profile that isn't true is I'm not really called Hugh. I'm too young to be a Hugh anyway

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By *ohnny4playMan
over a year ago

Kinross


"How come guys that say their 6' are only really 5'7" do they think you wont notice ? lol

Where has discretion gone? Can someone help me find it cause it seems very lacking around here just now lol

oh and Why do ppl leave then come back under a different profile and pretend they have only just joined and still try and get into your knickers especially after you've already said thanks but no thanks?

:"

Why? Because you are soooo tempting!

I suspect. Xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Women are just as likely to lie about height as men. even though women who are disproportionately tall tend to have less sexual partners

source: http://blog.okcupid.com/index.php/the-biggest-lies-in-online-dating/

Link to okcupid blogpost about the epidemic if blocked google:"okcupid height lies"

garenteed you'll find it interesting.

I don't lie about my height proup of my 5'11 and find tall women very desarable maybe i'm just a freak!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I do try and say I'm 5 foot 1 but I'm Defo only 5 feet,poor wee me LOL

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By *olly Gentle GiantMan
over a year ago

Glenrothes

In reply to OP - 1 cos they wear heels when measuring. 2. Cos the joystick fuddles the brain. 3. Advanced fuddling of brain.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This thread does not bode well for us of a somewhat shorter disposition!!!!It can be a real bind when you bang on and on about looking for taller guys!!!!!Not my fault that my parents were hobbits!!!!!Damn you both!!!!!

I might be short but I'm deep.Tell you what,don't knock us till you've tried us!!!......sits back to watch all the shortist jokes come flooding in!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I do try and say I'm 5 foot 1 but I'm Defo only 5 feet,poor wee me LOL "
ditto...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Not my fault that my parents were hobbits!!!!!Damn you both!!!!"

Awww I luv little hobbits, couldn't eat a whole one tho

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By *issNaughtyxxxWoman
over a year ago

Aberdeen


"How come guys that say their 6' are only really 5'7" do they think you wont notice ? lol

Where has discretion gone? Can someone help me find it cause it seems very lacking around here just now lol

oh and Why do ppl leave then come back under a different profile and pretend they have only just joined and still try and get into your knickers especially after you've already said thanks but no thanks?

"

I've noticed that before and just bizarre. Honesty seems to have run away with discretion! I have quite a good memory and always recognise similar stats,pics, writing style and i'll say i've spoken to you before but they insist they have only just joined? Bizarre?

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1 OP   Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!


"This thread does not bode well for us of a somewhat shorter disposition!!!!It can be a real bind when you bang on and on about looking for taller guys!!!!!Not my fault that my parents were hobbits!!!!!Damn you both!!!!!

I might be short but I'm deep.Tell you what,don't knock us till you've tried us!!!......sits back to watch all the shortist jokes come flooding in!! "
yeah but your an honest little hobbit and admit your on inch high lol xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"This thread does not bode well for us of a somewhat shorter disposition!!!!It can be a real bind when you bang on and on about looking for taller guys!!!!!Not my fault that my parents were hobbits!!!!!Damn you both!!!!!

I might be short but I'm deep.Tell you what,don't knock us till you've tried us!!!......sits back to watch all the shortist jokes come flooding in!! yeah but yourp an honest little hobbit and admit your on inch high lol xxx"

What's an inch between friends?Give me an inch and I'll gladly boast about it!!!

I've never ever considered lying about my height....or lack of!!!!But sadly it does make a difference.I messaged one woman who immediately replied telling me that I was too short!!!Think I'd rather she ignored my message!!!!Got another reply from the rudest person I've ever had the misfortune to read telling me.....and I quote"what part of ma profile do ye know get?Ya ugly wee cunt!!!!"

The eloquence,the beautifully constructed sentence....I so wanted to reply!!!!Lol.Nae sense of humour some folk!!!!

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1 OP   Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!


"This thread does not bode well for us of a somewhat shorter disposition!!!!It can be a real bind when you bang on and on about looking for taller guys!!!!!Not my fault that my parents were hobbits!!!!!Damn you both!!!!!

I might be short but I'm deep.Tell you what,don't knock us till you've tried us!!!......sits back to watch all the shortist jokes come flooding in!! yeah but yourp an honest little hobbit and admit your on inch high lol xxx

What's an inch between friends?Give me an inch and I'll gladly boast about it!!!

I've never ever considered lying about my height....or lack of!!!!But sadly it does make a difference.I messaged one woman who immediately replied telling me that I was too short!!!Think I'd rather she ignored my message!!!!Got another reply from the rudest person I've ever had the misfortune to read telling me.....and I quote"what part of ma profile do ye know get?Ya ugly wee cunt!!!!"

The eloquence,the beautifully constructed sentence....I so wanted to reply!!!!Lol.Nae sense of humour some folk!!!! "
shocking reply she must have been some kind of supermodel then lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hahah..supermodel!!!Hahah....obviously with the I.Q and sensitivity of a 3 months old MacDonald's Happy Meal!!!Shite,can you imagine what a meet would be like?I'll see if I can persuade any of the 7 Dwarfs to tame her wild ways!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Not my fault that my parents were hobbits!!!!!Damn you both!!!!

Awww I luv little hobbits, couldn't eat a whole one tho "

I'm sure you could!!!On you go!!You know you want to!!!Heheh.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"How come guys that say their 6' are only really 5'7" do they think you wont notice ? lol

Where has discretion gone? Can someone help me find it cause it seems very lacking around here just now lol

oh and Why do ppl leave then come back under a different profile and pretend they have only just joined and still try and get into your knickers especially after you've already said thanks but no thanks?

"

I have a confession...It says on my profile that I'm 6'3" but I got measured at the doctors the other day and I found out I'm only 6'2.5"

I'm devastated and very sorry to those women I have deceived during my time on Fab, my height was taken out of context by those reading my profile though. Any right minded, intelligent individual would've seen that I was referring to my height in the wider sense of its meaning and that I didn't actually lie.

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1 OP   Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!


"How come guys that say their 6' are only really 5'7" do they think you wont notice ? lol

Where has discretion gone? Can someone help me find it cause it seems very lacking around here just now lol

oh and Why do ppl leave then come back under a different profile and pretend they have only just joined and still try and get into your knickers especially after you've already said thanks but no thanks?

I have a confession...It says on my profile that I'm 6'3" but I got measured at the doctors the other day and I found out I'm only 6'2.5"

I'm devastated and very sorry to those women I have deceived during my time on Fab, my height was taken out of context by those reading my profile though. Any right minded, intelligent individual would've seen that I was referring to my height in the wider sense of its meaning and that I didn't actually lie.

"
pmsl

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By *over-manMan
over a year ago

motherwell

iam a short ass lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's called desperation Miss D and usually if you take your time you catch peeps out - like couples who say yeah wanna meet? And then when it gets close they say oh fem isn't here but I am...

#ayeright #boltyagoon

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