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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Hey everyone, my name is Thomas and I’m newbie to the site, just thought I’d say hello to everyone

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hello Thomas,

I hope your Friday has been fucking magnificent so far.

Do you like Tasmin Archer?

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!

"Hey everyone, my name is Thomas and I’m newbie to the site, just thought I’d say hello to everyone

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Hi Thomas & welcome to the forums

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Hey thanks I’ve had a pretty good Friday so far!

And I can’t say I have

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hey there Thomas

How are things?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Thank you - just looking to get into the swing of everything

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Going well thanks

wbu

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Thank you - just looking to get into the swing of everything

“The swing of everything”

Oh, you bounder of a cad.

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By *he Regina PhalangeWoman
over a year ago

Lanarkshire

Hi Thomas welcome to Fab

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Thanks very much

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I got told it’s great to use the forms to introduce yourself, talk to people and get verified

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By *he Regina PhalangeWoman
over a year ago

Lanarkshire

"I got told it’s great to use the forms to introduce yourself, talk to people and get verified

You were given good advice. You connect with some nice people on the forum, identify the cunts, and you find out about social events.

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By *ide em cowgirlWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

"Hey everyone, my name is Thomas and I’m newbie to the site, just thought I’d say hello to everyone

Hi and welcome to the mad house.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I got told it’s great to use the forms to introduce yourself, talk to people and get verified

You were given good advice. You connect with some nice people on the forum, identify the cunts, and you find out about social events."

(Puts on "Not A Cunt" disguise.)

Hiya!

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By *illie99TV/TS
over a year ago

Central Scotland

"I got told it’s great to use the forms to introduce yourself, talk to people and get verified

No actually to get verified you have to invite us all to a party, ply us with booze so it turns into a mass orgy, then feed us all a fry up in the morning.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Glad to be here

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Hey

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Hahahahw I’ll get to that soon

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Glad to be here

Glad you’re here mate.

See that pic of your knob on your profile could you change the resolution so I can see what DVDs you own?

Might be up for a swap.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Glad to be here

Glad you’re here mate.

See that pic of your knob on your profile could you change the resolution so I can see what DVDs you own?

Might be up for a swap."

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!

"I got told it’s great to use the forms to introduce yourself, talk to people and get verified

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Good advice !

Good way to get yourself know

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Well I can see everyone here is really nice

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Glad to be here

Glad you’re here mate.

See that pic of your knob on your profile could you change the resolution so I can see what DVDs you own?

Might be up for a swap."

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Welcome to the dark side!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Welcome to the dark side!

Glad to be here

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By *plofsinnersCouple
over a year ago

Haddington

Hi there we are couple of sinners

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well hiiii

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By *estless nativeMan
over a year ago

near Glasgow

"Well I can see everyone here is really nice

Its all lies, they just want a swatch at yer boaby

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Welcome to the forums and Fab, I’m the sensible one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Welcome to the forums and Fab, I’m the sensible one

Yeah right, who you kidding?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Welcome to the forums and Fab, I’m the sensible one

Yeah right, who you kidding?

Shhhh Kat he’s new

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Welcome to the forums and Fab, I’m the sensible one

Yeah right, who you kidding?

Shhhh Kat he’s new

Mmmm fresh meat

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I am

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By *rs Bi and Mr Her GuyCouple
over a year ago

Clydebank

Ok I will bite! What’s the Tasmin Archer reference?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Well I can see everyone here is really nice

Ohh fuckin really. !!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ok I will bite! What’s the Tasmin Archer reference?"

I just really like Tasmin Archer and I’m seeking other enthusiasts.

“The light is fading from my room

As night time comes around too soon

I'm so afraid

Swollen eyes portray my pain

As tears fall like the summer rain

I'm so alone”

Peace out.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Well I can see everyone here is really nice

Ohh fuckin really. !!!

Uh oh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Well I can see everyone here is really nice

Ohh fuckin really. !!!

Uh oh

Angela Merkel

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By *apman02Man
over a year ago

glasgow

Hi Thomas, welcome to a wonderful world or crazy club haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Well I can see everyone here is really nice

Ohh fuckin really. !!!

Uh oh

Angela Merkel

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By *rs Bi and Mr Her GuyCouple
over a year ago

Clydebank

Actually thought I was setting up an awesome response

you live and learn

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Actually thought I was setting up an awesome response

you live and learn

Son of a bitch you broke my heart.

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By *rs Bi and Mr Her GuyCouple
over a year ago

Clydebank

You didn’t break mine! Just disappointed me with some pish patter

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You didn’t break mine! Just disappointed me with some pish patter

You need to put down the gin and read up on your Tasmin Archer.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Well hiiii "

Hi there

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Hi Thomas, welcome to a wonderful world or crazy club haha"

Thank you

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Well I can see everyone here is really nice

Its all lies, they just want a swatch at yer boaby

I’m cool with that

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By *rs Bi and Mr Her GuyCouple
over a year ago

Clydebank

"You didn’t break mine! Just disappointed me with some pish patter

You need to put down the gin and read up on your Tasmin Archer."

You need to read your own profile! Big turn-off is people dictating ‘must be’, has to be’, ‘only interested in’ etc and generally coming across as passive-aggressive arseholes. As you have been passive aggressive on multiple forum posts I have been on in the last few day

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You didn’t break mine! Just disappointed me with some pish patter

You need to put down the gin and read up on your Tasmin Archer.

I do not think you know what passive-aggressive means.

You do seem awfully annoyed though.

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By *rs Bi and Mr Her GuyCouple
over a year ago

Clydebank

"You didn’t break mine! Just disappointed me with some pish patter

You need to put down the gin and read up on your Tasmin Archer.

I do not think you know what passive-aggressive means.

You do seem awfully annoyed though."

I do and I’m not

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You didn’t break mine! Just disappointed me with some pish patter

You need to put down the gin and read up on your Tasmin Archer.

I do not think you know what passive-aggressive means.

You do seem awfully annoyed though."

Maybe we could just blame the sleeping satellite, kiss and make up folks

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By *ringles0510Woman
over a year ago

Central Borders

Back to OP!!!

Hi Thomas, welcome to the fab forum x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You didn’t break mine! Just disappointed me with some pish patter

You need to put down the gin and read up on your Tasmin Archer.

I do not think you know what passive-aggressive means.

You do seem awfully annoyed though.

Maybe we could just blame the sleeping satellite, kiss and make up folks

Beautiful work.

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By *rs Bi and Mr Her GuyCouple
over a year ago

Clydebank

"You didn’t break mine! Just disappointed me with some pish patter

You need to put down the gin and read up on your Tasmin Archer.

I do not think you know what passive-aggressive means.

You do seem awfully annoyed though.

Maybe we could just blame the sleeping satellite, kiss and make up folks

No I blame you for the moonlit sky

And the dream that died

With the eagles' flights

I blame you for the moonlit nights

When I wonder why

Are the seas still dry but I

Don't blame this sleeping satellite

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Well I can see everyone here is really nice

Ohh fuckin really. !!!

Uh oh

Angela Merkel

Know idea what Angela Merkel has got to do with the price of cheese but is it wrong to say I'd pump her.

Anyway some good advice for you Thomas , don't give these women of Fab an inch mate, their a demanding lot and will seek a solid 12 inch minimum.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Well I can see everyone here is really nice

Ohh fuckin really. !!!

Uh oh

Angela Merkel

Know idea what Angela Merkel has got to do with the price of cheese but is it wrong to say I'd pump her.

Anyway some good advice for you Thomas , don't give these women of Fab an inch mate, their a demanding lot and will seek a solid 12 inch minimum.

"No" idea either.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You didn’t break mine! Just disappointed me with some pish patter

You need to put down the gin and read up on your Tasmin Archer.

I do not think you know what passive-aggressive means.

You do seem awfully annoyed though.

Maybe we could just blame the sleeping satellite, kiss and make up folks

No I blame you for the moonlit sky

And the dream that died

With the eagles' flights

I blame you for the moonlit nights

When I wonder why

Are the seas still dry but I

Don't blame this sleeping satellite

Beautiful.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You didn’t break mine! Just disappointed me with some pish patter

You need to put down the gin and read up on your Tasmin Archer.

I do not think you know what passive-aggressive means.

You do seem awfully annoyed though.

Maybe we could just blame the sleeping satellite, kiss and make up folks

Beautiful work."

Beautiful song

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You didn’t break mine! Just disappointed me with some pish patter

You need to put down the gin and read up on your Tasmin Archer.

I do not think you know what passive-aggressive means.

You do seem awfully annoyed though.

Maybe we could just blame the sleeping satellite, kiss and make up folks

No I blame you for the moonlit sky

And the dream that died

With the eagles' flights

I blame you for the moonlit nights

When I wonder why

Are the seas still dry but I

Don't blame this sleeping satellite

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Back to OP!!!

Hi Thomas, welcome to the fab forum x"

Thank you

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By *axPerthMan
over a year ago

Perth

"Back to OP!!!

Hi Thomas, welcome to the fab forum x

Thank you

Hi Thomas, great idea to post! What a lovely response you've had today.

I'm Max, a fellow newbie who must have read the same advice as you... that is to go to the forums where the real people live and lurk

Anyway, I came on here today (no pun intended perverts!), and it's nice to see so much going on

I live up in Perth, and I'm guessing the scene is a bit different (quieter?) up here.

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By *plofsinnersCouple
over a year ago

Haddington

"Well hiiii

Hi there

Well hi tcm

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By *imbobaMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

"Glad to be here

Glad you’re here mate.

See that pic of your knob on your profile could you change the resolution so I can see what DVDs you own?

Might be up for a swap."

Damn you depeche. Made me see the boabie when I just wanted to check the dvd swap shop.

Welcome OP

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thanks Thomas for reminding us all of the genius of Tasmin Archer.

Maybe not why you signed up on here but we will never forget you.

Have you sorted that cock/DVD resolution yet?

I have a duplicate of Hellboy 2 thanks to a Christmas present.

Yours if you can make a decent trade.

Maybe Thunderheart with Val Kilmer or Ferngully: The Last Rainforest (Christian Slater is in that and he’s magic).

Do you have either of those?

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By *he Regina PhalangeWoman
over a year ago

Lanarkshire

"Glad to be here

Glad you’re here mate.

See that pic of your knob on your profile could you change the resolution so I can see what DVDs you own?

Might be up for a swap.

Damn you depeche. Made me see the boabie when I just wanted to check the dvd swap shop.

Welcome OP"

I went to seek the pic too. That was us both caught out Jim. It’s not even

The 1st of April anymore

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By *he Regina PhalangeWoman
over a year ago

Lanarkshire

"Well I can see everyone here is really nice

Ohh fuckin really. !!!

Uh oh

Angela Merkel

Know idea what Angela Merkel has got to do with the price of cheese but is it wrong to say I'd pump her.

Anyway some good advice for you Thomas , don't give these women of Fab an inch mate, their a demanding lot and will seek a solid 12 inch minimum.

"No" idea either.

And the use of ‘their’ instead of they are!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Well I can see everyone here is really nice

Ohh fuckin really. !!!

Uh oh

Angela Merkel

Know idea what Angela Merkel has got to do with the price of cheese but is it wrong to say I'd pump her.

Anyway some good advice for you Thomas , don't give these women of Fab an inch mate, their a demanding lot and will seek a solid 12 inch minimum.

"No" idea either.

And the use of ‘their’ instead of they are!

The grammar on here is absolutely shocking,

One offender in particular who posts shitloads of utter guff permeates those posts with ‘your’ whether appropriate or not.

Fanny.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Well I can see everyone here is really nice

Ohh fuckin really. !!!

Uh oh

Angela Merkel

Know idea what Angela Merkel has got to do with the price of cheese but is it wrong to say I'd pump her.

Anyway some good advice for you Thomas , don't give these women of Fab an inch mate, their a demanding lot and will seek a solid 12 inch minimum.

"No" idea either.

And the use of ‘their’ instead of they are!

Haha, your proving my point Regina, so demanding.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Taking notes

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