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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

An anaconda or a more compact pork sword?

Does a veiny truncheon make you weak at the knees or do you prefer your trouser snake as smooth as marble?

The meat puppet, the pink oboe,the custard slinger,the heat seeking moisture missile.....Who has the bestest boabie in the Scottish Forum?

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By *oShrinkingVioletWoman
over a year ago

the land of unicorns and fairytales


"An anaconda or a more compact pork sword?

Does a veiny truncheon make you weak at the knees or do you prefer your trouser snake as smooth as marble?

The meat puppet, the pink oboe,the custard slinger,the heat seeking moisture missile.....Who has the bestest boabie in the Scottish Forum?

"

The silence is deafening lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"An anaconda or a more compact pork sword?

Does a veiny truncheon make you weak at the knees or do you prefer your trouser snake as smooth as marble?

The meat puppet, the pink oboe,the custard slinger,the heat seeking moisture missile.....Who has the bestest boabie in the Scottish Forum?

The silence is deafening lol "

Yep.

Dunno why the fuck I bother sometimes.

Should do "Who is the biggest cock?" as suggested .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think everyone should put there Willy up as their profile pic for one day!! Tadger Tuesday!! xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tadger Tuesday, I will get the ball rolling!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I think everyone should put there Willy up as their profile pic for one day!! Tadger Tuesday!! xx"

I’ll just get locals complaining again if I did that

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By *he Regina PhalangeWoman
over a year ago

Lanarkshire

Wow, an invite for men to show what grows and theres tumble being blown about.

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By *he Regina PhalangeWoman
over a year ago

Lanarkshire


"Wow, an invite for men to show what grows and theres tumble being blown about. "

Tumble w e e d!

Fab auto correct

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I think everyone should put there Willy up as their profile pic for one day!! Tadger Tuesday!! xx"

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I think everyone should put there Willy up as their profile pic for one day!! Tadger Tuesday!! xx

I’ll just get locals complaining again if I did that "

Decent entry there

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By *over-manMan
over a year ago

motherwell

miss milf mans have got a big powerfull member he can get in all into her tight jinnet

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By *estless nativeMan
over a year ago

near Glasgow


"An anaconda or a more compact pork sword?

Does a veiny truncheon make you weak at the knees or do you prefer your trouser snake as smooth as marble?

The meat puppet, the pink oboe,the custard slinger,the heat seeking moisture missile.....Who has the bestest boabie in the Scottish Forum?

The silence is deafening lol

Yep.

Dunno why the fuck I bother sometimes.

Should do "Who is the biggest cock?" as suggested ."

Too many candidates for that one

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"miss milf mans have got a big powerfull member he can get in all into her tight jinnet "

Miss Milf? My 2nd cousin twice removed. Never pumped her man so can't comment on his schlong.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I think everyone should put there Willy up as their profile pic for one day!! Tadger Tuesday!! xx

I’ll just get locals complaining again if I did that

Decent entry there "

I’ll give you a decent entry

I’m sorry, I don’t know what came over me

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I think everyone should put there Willy up as their profile pic for one day!! Tadger Tuesday!! xx

I’ll just get locals complaining again if I did that

Decent entry there

I’ll give you a decent entry

I’m sorry, I don’t know what came over me "

I set that one up for you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I think everyone should put there Willy up as their profile pic for one day!! Tadger Tuesday!! xx

I’ll just get locals complaining again if I did that

Decent entry there

I’ll give you a decent entry

I’m sorry, I don’t know what came over me

I set that one up for you "

If only

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By *oShrinkingVioletWoman
over a year ago

the land of unicorns and fairytales


"An anaconda or a more compact pork sword?

Does a veiny truncheon make you weak at the knees or do you prefer your trouser snake as smooth as marble?

The meat puppet, the pink oboe,the custard slinger,the heat seeking moisture missile.....Who has the bestest boabie in the Scottish Forum?

The silence is deafening lol

Yep.

Dunno why the fuck I bother sometimes.

Should do "Who is the biggest cock?" as suggested ."

FUGY

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By *oShrinkingVioletWoman
over a year ago

the land of unicorns and fairytales


"Tadger Tuesday, I will get the ball rolling! "

Grower much ?

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By *oShrinkingVioletWoman
over a year ago

the land of unicorns and fairytales


"I think everyone should put there Willy up as their profile pic for one day!! Tadger Tuesday!! xx

I’ll just get locals complaining again if I did that

Decent entry there "

Anaconda playing in my head

Better put a sleeve on that first

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By *razytimesinloveCouple
over a year ago

SW Scotland


"I think everyone should put there Willy up as their profile pic for one day!! Tadger Tuesday!! xx"

Done, just for today x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can't say mines is the best as that's up to you judges out there but I nominate my hot beef injection....why? Why not. Might as well get the ball rolling.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"An anaconda or a more compact pork sword?

Does a veiny truncheon make you weak at the knees or do you prefer your trouser snake as smooth as marble?

The meat puppet, the pink oboe,the custard slinger,the heat seeking moisture missile.....Who has the bestest boabie in the Scottish Forum?

"

The Barman in Still Game

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

After taking 124 pictures, from more angles than the Zapruder film , I finally got one thats not awful for you all to take a gander at

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yondu has a smasher!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Yondu has a smasher!! "

I’ll take that

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I think everyone should put there Willy up as their profile pic for one day!! Tadger Tuesday!! xx

Done, just for today x"

I like his angry look in your 12th of April pic ..Very "this boabie means business!"

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"After taking 124 pictures, from more angles than the Zapruder film , I finally got one thats not awful for you all to take a gander at "

Yep.

I can confirm, it is a penis.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"miss milf mans have got a big powerfull member he can get in all into her tight jinnet

Miss Milf? My 2nd cousin twice removed. Never pumped her man so can't comment on his schlong."

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By *tew008Man
over a year ago

edinburgh


"An anaconda or a more compact pork sword?

Does a veiny truncheon make you weak at the knees or do you prefer your trouser snake as smooth as marble?

The meat puppet, the pink oboe,the custard slinger,the heat seeking moisture missile.....Who has the bestest boabie in the Scottish Forum?

The Barman in Still Game "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Tadger Tuesday, I will get the ball rolling!

Grower much ? "

Not a show’er or a grower but can only fuck with the cock you got, and learn to breathe through your ears.

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By *oanne_MacTV/TS
over a year ago

Perth


"An anaconda or a more compact pork sword?

Does a veiny truncheon make you weak at the knees or do you prefer your trouser snake as smooth as marble?

The meat puppet, the pink oboe,the custard slinger,the heat seeking moisture missile.....Who has the bestest boabie in the Scottish Forum?

The silence is deafening lol

Yep.

Dunno why the fuck I bother sometimes.

Should do "Who is the biggest cock?" as suggested ."

I could say, but id only get grassed off for another ban

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By *inkredibleMan
over a year ago

Livingston

There's a pic of mine in my public photos, I'll leave the judging up to you though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’d happily include myself in this but to be honest mine is very like a wotsit, no doubt tastes the same too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’d happily include myself in this but to be honest mine is very like a wotsit, no doubt tastes the same too"

Gads min

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’d happily include myself in this but to be honest mine is very like a wotsit, no doubt tastes the same too"

It’s not that cheesy!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’d happily include myself in this but to be honest mine is very like a wotsit, no doubt tastes the same too

It’s not that cheesy! "

Well in all fairness it did get a hellova rinsing on that occasion

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’d happily include myself in this but to be honest mine is very like a wotsit, no doubt tastes the same too

It’s not that cheesy!

Well in all fairness it did get a hellova rinsing on that occasion "

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By *uietbloke67Man
over a year ago

outside your bedroom window ;-)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"[Penis Removed by poster at 29/03/22 16:18:08]"

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By *uietbloke67Man
over a year ago

outside your bedroom window ;-)

Is there room for a thirsty wee wan

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By *rgoodnbadMan
over a year ago

greenock


"[Penis Removed by poster at 29/03/22 16:18:08]"

Jeez! Bit drastic

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Is there room for a thirsty wee wan "

Yours would win the most talented

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By *imbobaMan
over a year ago

Glasgow


"Is there room for a thirsty wee wan

Yours would win the most talented "

If you’re doing categories can I enter for “Best Dressed”?

No way am I getting mine out in this company. Just get a bashing

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By *cottishMrsWoman
over a year ago

Wishaw


"After taking 124 pictures, from more angles than the Zapruder film , I finally got one thats not awful for you all to take a gander at "

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By *cottishMrsWoman
over a year ago

Wishaw


"Tadger Tuesday, I will get the ball rolling!

Grower much ?

Not a show’er or a grower but can only fuck with the cock you got, and learn to breathe through your ears. "

Fair play to you for joining in!xx

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By *irtyworky69Man
over a year ago

north lanarkshire

Tadger tuesday you say...fukit might aswell join in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"After taking 124 pictures, from more angles than the Zapruder film , I finally got one thats not awful for you all to take a gander at

"

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By *ealfun4625Man
over a year ago

glasgow

Nervously joins in lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tadger Tuesday is my new favourite day!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Tadger Tuesday is my new favourite day! "

Until Willy Wednesday….

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Tadger Tuesday is my new favourite day!

Until Willy Wednesday…."

Wookie Wednesday....I'm well overdue a shave!

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By *rEfoxMan
over a year ago

edinburgh

Ok I’m in…….. and out….. and in …….and out

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Please note, private entries directly into ma box will not be judged.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Tadger Tuesday is my new favourite day!

Until Willy Wednesday…."

Wanker Wednesday!

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By *vbride1963TV/TS
over a year ago

E.K . Glasgow

I’m not taking part due to a recent trimming incident ( brought tears to ma gless eye ) .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Please note, private entries directly into ma box will not be judged. "

Do you mean your mail box?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I’m not taking part due to a recent trimming incident ( brought tears to ma gless eye ) . "

Jap's eye all good though I hope

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Please note, private entries directly into ma box will not be judged.

Do you mean your mail box? "

I think he's hoping to gain access to one by slipping into the other.

Don't you worry, auld Muffer knows all the tricks!

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By *uietbloke67Man
over a year ago

outside your bedroom window ;-)


"Is there room for a thirsty wee wan

Yours would win the most talented "

Well at least my O level in Art hasnt been wasted.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Is there room for a thirsty wee wan

Yours would win the most talented

Well at least my O level in Art hasnt been wasted."

Can you paint with him too? My hall is needing a quick lick of paint.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not sure if this forum is a trick, get our tadgers out then something will happen

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By *estless nativeMan
over a year ago

near Glasgow


"Is there room for a thirsty wee wan

Yours would win the most talented

Well at least my O level in Art hasnt been wasted.

Can you paint with him too? My hall is needing a quick lick of paint. "

Ah wid stick to using a roller, gotta be easier to clean afterwards

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By *ruetothisMan
over a year ago

UK

So looks like ‘Tadger Tuesday’ is in full swing.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Yondu has a smasher!!

I’ll take that "

Buck sake mate.

Your back will be fucked by the time you’re in your 40’s.

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By *uietbloke67Man
over a year ago

outside your bedroom window ;-)


"Is there room for a thirsty wee wan

Yours would win the most talented

Well at least my O level in Art hasnt been wasted.

Can you paint with him too? My hall is needing a quick lick of paint. "

There was a time I could have sprayed your walls.

Now ....as long as its 1 coat and Im not timed in the job

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By *vbride1963TV/TS
over a year ago

E.K . Glasgow


"I’m not taking part due to a recent trimming incident ( brought tears to ma gless eye ) .

Jap's eye all good though I hope "

I’ll know when the dressing comes off .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"An anaconda or a more compact pork sword?

Does a veiny truncheon make you weak at the knees or do you prefer your trouser snake as smooth as marble?

The meat puppet, the pink oboe,the custard slinger,the heat seeking moisture missile.....Who has the bestest boabie in the Scottish Forum?

"

You're hilarious!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"An anaconda or a more compact pork sword?

Does a veiny truncheon make you weak at the knees or do you prefer your trouser snake as smooth as marble?

The meat puppet, the pink oboe,the custard slinger,the heat seeking moisture missile.....Who has the bestest boabie in the Scottish Forum?

I'm a grower and I admit I don't have the biggest in here but like to think I know how to use it

"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Boabie carlyle

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By *ompip3Couple
over a year ago

Paisley

I have to say, I like my Tom's very much. Not too big, not too small, not too thick, not too thin, and going by the amount of Bi guys liking his pic's others think the same lol!

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By *lexixCDTV/TS
over a year ago

Travellin aroon

Is it true that the proof of the pudding is in the eating?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Boabie carlyle "

Johnny Lee Fillher

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Yondu has a smasher!!

I’ll take that

Buck sake mate.

Your back will be fucked by the time you’re in your 40’s."

It was fucking knackered when I was 22

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No scottish bit everyone loves boabie davro

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By *earded blossomCouple
over a year ago

Glasgow


"I think everyone should put there Willy up as their profile pic for one day!! Tadger Tuesday!! xx"

Done just for today... I quite like his

K

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By *oanne_MacTV/TS
over a year ago

Perth


"I think everyone should put there Willy up as their profile pic for one day!! Tadger Tuesday!! xx

Done just for today... I quite like his

K"

Rumour is on a club night it smells of babybelle

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By *earded blossomCouple
over a year ago

Glasgow


"I think everyone should put there Willy up as their profile pic for one day!! Tadger Tuesday!! xx

Done just for today... I quite like his

K

Rumour is on a club night it smells of babybelle "

Hahahaha there is some truth to that

K

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bunch of Willy watchers!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Done .. but it's now Wednesday .. . Xx

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By *otwifedundeeWoman
over a year ago

Dundee

Hungislander has an amazing looking cock

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Feel free to let me know what yous think

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Feel free to let me know what yous think"

Decent boabie there

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Hungislander has an amazing looking cock "

Aye...you don't get many of them to the lb!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Walloper Wednesday. Keep your cocks out another day!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Walloper Wednesday. Keep your cocks out another day!! "

Mine are still there you’ll just need to bypass my wiggle Wednesday

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Walloper Wednesday. Keep your cocks out another day!!

Mine are still there you’ll just need to bypass my wiggle Wednesday "

Your wiggle Wednesday is a winner!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Walloper Wednesday. Keep your cocks out another day!!

Mine are still there you’ll just need to bypass my wiggle Wednesday

Your wiggle Wednesday is a winner!! "

Awww shucks

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By *avie65Man
over a year ago

In the west.

Wednesday Whang.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Walloper Wednesday. Keep your cocks out another day!! "

This one is boabie daft lads.

It'll be Trouser Snake Thursday, Firehose Friday and Salami Saturday if she has her way

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Wednesday Whang. "

Happy Whang!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Walloper Wednesday. Keep your cocks out another day!!

This one is boabie daft lads.

It'll be Trouser Snake Thursday, Firehose Friday and Salami Saturday if she has her way "

Haha. Can’t wait.

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By *avie65Man
over a year ago

In the west.


"Wednesday Whang.

Happy Whang! "

What other W goes with Wednesday Whang!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Wednesday Whang.

Happy Whang!

What other W goes with Wednesday Whang! "

Could have been Weegie Wednesday but that would be discriminatory against all those other fine boabies out there

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By *avie65Man
over a year ago

In the west.


"Wednesday Whang.

Happy Whang!

What other W goes with Wednesday Whang!

Could have been Weegie Wednesday but that would be discriminatory against all those other fine boabies out there "

I'd have a look for a fine boabie but I might get a complex.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Wednesday Whang.

Happy Whang!

What other W goes with Wednesday Whang! "

Whack a mole Wednesday, that sounds extreme though

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By *avie65Man
over a year ago

In the west.


"Wednesday Whang.

Happy Whang!

What other W goes with Wednesday Whang!

Whack a mole Wednesday, that sounds extreme though "

Ouch.

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By *otwifedundeeWoman
over a year ago

Dundee


"Hungislander has an amazing looking cock

Aye...you don't get many of them to the lb!"

He’s my number one go to perv hahah

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Wednesday Whang.

Happy Whang!

What other W goes with Wednesday Whang!

Whack a mole Wednesday, that sounds extreme though "

That makes me think of some bizarre sc@t related game where you're whacking the wee jobbie's heid the second it pops out.

Think I overdosed on the meds again.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Wednesday Whang.

Happy Whang!

What other W goes with Wednesday Whang!

Whack a mole Wednesday, that sounds extreme though

That makes me think of some bizarre sc@t related game where you're whacking the wee jobbie's heid the second it pops out.

Think I overdosed on the meds again."

Oh no I meant more like my video

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Wednesday Whang.

Happy Whang!

What other W goes with Wednesday Whang!

Whack a mole Wednesday, that sounds extreme though

That makes me think of some bizarre sc@t related game where you're whacking the wee jobbie's heid the second it pops out.

Think I overdosed on the meds again.

Oh no I meant more like my video "

Aha. Got ye!

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By *anny77Man
over a year ago

glasgow

I’m quite attached to mine

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By *ngelnfugyCouple
over a year ago

Dundee


"An anaconda or a more compact pork sword?

Does a veiny truncheon make you weak at the knees or do you prefer your trouser snake as smooth as marble?

The meat puppet, the pink oboe,the custard slinger,the heat seeking moisture missile.....Who has the bestest boabie in the Scottish Forum?

The silence is deafening lol

Yep.

Dunno why the fuck I bother sometimes.

Should do "Who is the biggest cock?" as suggested .

FUGY "

oi!!!! i've feelings ye know!!

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By *ibiJayMan
over a year ago

Edinburgh

Are you allowed to nominate yourself?

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By *oShrinkingVioletWoman
over a year ago

the land of unicorns and fairytales


"An anaconda or a more compact pork sword?

Does a veiny truncheon make you weak at the knees or do you prefer your trouser snake as smooth as marble?

The meat puppet, the pink oboe,the custard slinger,the heat seeking moisture missile.....Who has the bestest boabie in the Scottish Forum?

The silence is deafening lol

Yep.

Dunno why the fuck I bother sometimes.

Should do "Who is the biggest cock?" as suggested .

FUGY

oi!!!! i've feelings ye know!!

"

Lol you know I love you long time xx

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By *he FiendMan
over a year ago

Aberdeen

Mines nice. I'm old enough and ugly enough to have no place for false modesty! My dick is aesthetically pleasing. There I said it!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m not sure what I come under my mind and reality is different

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have risen to the occasion

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Are you allowed to nominate yourself? "

Course.

He's a worthy entry!

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By *ibiJayMan
over a year ago

Edinburgh


"Are you allowed to nominate yourself?

Course.

He's a worthy entry!"

Much obliged

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Mines nice. I'm old enough and ugly enough to have no place for false modesty! My dick is aesthetically pleasing. There I said it!"

Smashing tadger!

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By *he FiendMan
over a year ago

Aberdeen

Why thank you very much!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *apperMystiqueMan
over a year ago

east Glasgow

I’ll make mine public for a bit of a laugh..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wont win on size but not too shabby for an oldie....

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By *lasgowguy1984Man
over a year ago

bracknell

There’s my contribution to Willy Wednesday, nothing spectacular but you can only do what your born with.

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By *iving for todayMan
over a year ago

stirling


"An anaconda or a more compact pork sword?

Does a veiny truncheon make you weak at the knees or do you prefer your trouser snake as smooth as marble?

The meat puppet, the pink oboe,the custard slinger,the heat seeking moisture missile.....Who has the bestest boabie in the Scottish Forum?

A bit late but can i join in ?

"

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I’ll make mine public for a bit of a laugh.. "

A classic boabie

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Wont win on size but not too shabby for an oldie.... "

Cute

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By *avie65Man
over a year ago

In the west.

Can I come back in!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"There’s my contribution to Willy Wednesday, nothing spectacular but you can only do what your born with. "

He's a topper!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Can I come back in! "

Re-entry? So to speak?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

.....fkn hell....I'm going cock eyed here....literally.

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By *avie65Man
over a year ago

In the west.


"Can I come back in!

Re-entry? So to speak? "

If you insist.

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By *iving for todayMan
over a year ago

stirling

Oops forgot to set it as profile picture hope it doesnt offend too many

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So who's got the best so far then ladies?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Are you allowed to nominate yourself? "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So who's got the best so far then ladies?"

Everyone’s a winner!! There is however no prize!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Romi

Looks amazing!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So who's got the best so far then ladies?

Everyone’s a winner!! There is however no prize!! "

I shall add it to my CV, none the less

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By *apperMystiqueMan
over a year ago

east Glasgow


"I’ll make mine public for a bit of a laugh..

A classic boabie "

Cheers muff it likes to pop up when your on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So who's got the best so far then ladies?

Everyone’s a winner!! There is however no prize!!

I shall add it to my CV, none the less "

Yes you should!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So who's got the best so far then ladies?

Everyone’s a winner!! There is however no prize!!

I shall add it to my CV, none the less

Yes you should!!

"

"So Mr (redacted), I see here you have vast experience in the (redacted) field, enjoy watersports and you even have an intermediate 2 in home economics. However the fab best boabie award is what swung it for us. Congratulations, you start on the fries section on monday!"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So who's got the best so far then ladies?

Everyone’s a winner!! There is however no prize!! "

No prize I was hoping for something to brighten my day too

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By *lasgowguy1984Man
over a year ago

bracknell

Shit I hit the wrong emoji looks like I’m embarrassed by mine! For the record, I am not and have not ever really been bothered by it should have been this emoji ( curse my giant fingers )

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll toss my hat into the ring

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Whats next, best fab fanny

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I’ll make mine public for a bit of a laugh..

A classic boabie

Cheers muff it likes to pop up when your on "

I thought I saw him winking at me actually

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'll toss my hat into the ring"

And I'll toss a ring onto that boabie!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Whats next, best fab fanny "

They tried that in The Lounge....went down like a fart in a spacesuit I think.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Whats next, best fab fanny "

That’d be me. Top tier Fanny here

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By *cotsman2581Man
over a year ago

here

Willy Wednesday why not , not doing anything else and it’s stated snowing WTF

Better get it wrapped up again before the cold takes affect lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Whats next, best fab fanny

That’d be me. Top tier Fanny here "

See you....you want to win everything!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They're all lovely in their own special way and it's what you do with it that truly counts!

Have to say, I've seen a few goodies in my time.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Whats next, best fab fanny

That’d be me. Top tier Fanny here

See you....you want to win everything! "

I’m competitive I can’t lie

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By *pleaseyouMan
over a year ago

glasgow

Willy wednesday why not. Heres mine all home grown lol

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By *avie65Man
over a year ago

In the west.

Thank fek it a best boabie thread and not a boabie bashin one.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I think everyone should put there Willy up as their profile pic for one day!! Tadger Tuesday!! xx"

You only get to see mine in person

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I think everyone should put there Willy up as their profile pic for one day!! Tadger Tuesday!! xx

You only get to see mine in person "

Devastating news.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Whats next, best fab fanny

That’d be me. Top tier Fanny here

See you....you want to win everything!

I’m competitive I can’t lie "

Well if you're a fanny its best to be the best fanny you can be

Thats always been my motto anyway.

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By *imbobaMan
over a year ago

Glasgow


"Whats next, best fab fanny

That’d be me. Top tier Fanny here

See you....you want to win everything!

I’m competitive I can’t lie

Well if you're a fanny its best to be the best fanny you can be

Thats always been my motto anyway."

I’m still waiting on the verdict on the best dressed boabie. I am competitive too but I draw a line in the sand (not with my cock I hasten).

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By *igh-towerMan
over a year ago

Ayrshire

Late to the party….throbbing Thursday?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Whats next, best fab fanny

That’d be me. Top tier Fanny here

See you....you want to win everything!

I’m competitive I can’t lie

Well if you're a fanny its best to be the best fanny you can be

Thats always been my motto anyway.

I’m still waiting on the verdict on the best dressed boabie. I am competitive too but I draw a line in the sand (not with my cock I hasten). "

You get bestest dressed Mr

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Whats next, best fab fanny

That’d be me. Top tier Fanny here

See you....you want to win everything!

I’m competitive I can’t lie

Well if you're a fanny its best to be the best fanny you can be

Thats always been my motto anyway.

I’m still waiting on the verdict on the best dressed boabie. I am competitive too but I draw a line in the sand (not with my cock I hasten).

You get bestest dressed Mr "

Ooh can I win that one too

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Whats next, best fab fanny

That’d be me. Top tier Fanny here

See you....you want to win everything!

I’m competitive I can’t lie

Well if you're a fanny its best to be the best fanny you can be

Thats always been my motto anyway.

I’m still waiting on the verdict on the best dressed boabie. I am competitive too but I draw a line in the sand (not with my cock I hasten).

You get bestest dressed Mr

Ooh can I win that one too "

Yours is most demanding!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Whats next, best fab fanny

That’d be me. Top tier Fanny here

See you....you want to win everything!

I’m competitive I can’t lie

Well if you're a fanny its best to be the best fanny you can be

Thats always been my motto anyway.

I’m still waiting on the verdict on the best dressed boabie. I am competitive too but I draw a line in the sand (not with my cock I hasten).

You get bestest dressed Mr

Ooh can I win that one too

Yours is most demanding! "

Another award!! I’d like to thank ummm, myself. If it wasn’t for me I wouldn’t be me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Christ I'm 2 days late to the party - must be Thumper Thursday by now.

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By *ungislanderMan
over a year ago

Stornoway

It’s always good to let him out for fresh air. Dose not matter the day for me

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"It’s always good to let him out for fresh air. Dose not matter the day for me "

If it's fresh air that grows it to that size, Mr is getting hung out on the line with my drawers as we speak!

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By *ungislanderMan
over a year ago

Stornoway


"It’s always good to let him out for fresh air. Dose not matter the day for me

If it's fresh air that grows it to that size, Mr is getting hung out on the line with my drawers as we speak!"

Haha maybe it’s what’s in the Scottish water.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It’s always good to let him out for fresh air. Dose not matter the day for me "

Christ on a cross, you sure you're not a black guy in disguise!?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"It’s always good to let him out for fresh air. Dose not matter the day for me

Christ on a cross, you sure you're not a black guy in disguise!? "

You could nail JC to that actually.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It’s always good to let him out for fresh air. Dose not matter the day for me

Christ on a cross, you sure you're not a black guy in disguise!?

You could nail JC to that actually."

And still have room left over!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"It’s always good to let him out for fresh air. Dose not matter the day for me

Christ on a cross, you sure you're not a black guy in disguise!?

You could nail JC to that actually.

And still have room left over!"

.....for the disciples

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It’s always good to let him out for fresh air. Dose not matter the day for me "

Fucking hell mate hahaha

Please tell me when soft it looks like a wotsit wearing a helmet, that would be fucking brilliant, 1" soft to big enough to fuck both ends at the same time

Imagine the face seeing that transformation.

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By *ungislanderMan
over a year ago

Stornoway


"It’s always good to let him out for fresh air. Dose not matter the day for me

Christ on a cross, you sure you're not a black guy in disguise!? "

Lol I’m very much all Scottish

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By *ungislanderMan
over a year ago

Stornoway


"It’s always good to let him out for fresh air. Dose not matter the day for me

Fucking hell mate hahaha

Please tell me when soft it looks like a wotsit wearing a helmet, that would be fucking brilliant, 1" soft to big enough to fuck both ends at the same time

Imagine the face seeing that transformation."

That would be good but unfortunately not my boxers have to tackle 6 inch soft and try and keep it secure haha

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