FabSwingers.com forum: Best Chat Up Lines

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Off out this weekend and hoping to pull! Wondering what the best chat up lines you guys have heard are that are a great icebreaker!

One ive made up..dont judge..lol..is

Hi..is your name Tiffany? Just because i think ill be having breakfast at yours tomorrow..??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nice face, mind if I take a seat?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Nice face, mind if I take a seat? "

Haha..great start!

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!

A guy once said to me if you can guess what I’ve got in my hand you can have it … I replied if it only fits in one hand you can keep it

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A guy once said to me if you can guess what I’ve got in my hand you can have it … I replied if it only fits in one hand you can keep it

Haha...thats a belter..love it

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By *oanne_MacTV/TS
over a year ago

Perth

Wanna go halfers on a bastard?

Never fails.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Wanna go halfers on a bastard?

Never fails."

Well that killed it! Haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do you wash your clothes with Windolene? Cos I can see myself in your pants!

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By *ab365XMan
over a year ago

Paisley

Stop your grinning & drop your linen!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Girl I used to know had a friend and apparently his technique was to approach a girl and ask “Is your Da in the jail?”

To which the confused damsel would invariably reply “No, why?”

And the lothario would say “because if I was yer Da I’d be in the jail!”

She said it actually worked a few times.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not heard any good one but had once I told a guy I had a Dutch middle name, he said "my second name is Holland if you want more Dutch in you"

I laughed a lot.

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By *vbride1963TV/TS
over a year ago

E.K . Glasgow

"Not heard any good one but had once I told a guy I had a Dutch middle name, he said "my second name is Holland if you want more Dutch in you"

I laughed a lot."

Ee damn cheesy .

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By *Booboo-Man
over a year ago

Edinburgh

If I toss a coin, what's the chance of me getting head?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Not heard any good one but had once I told a guy I had a Dutch middle name, he said "my second name is Holland if you want more Dutch in you"

I laughed a lot.

Ee damn cheesy .

Haha!

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By *oanne_MacTV/TS
over a year ago

Perth

"Not heard any good one but had once I told a guy I had a Dutch middle name, he said "my second name is Holland if you want more Dutch in you"

I laughed a lot.

Ee damn cheesy .

Goudya work that out?

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline

Get your coat, here's ten pence, phone your mother and tell you're not coming home. You've pulled

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By *vbride1963TV/TS
over a year ago

E.K . Glasgow

"Get your coat, here's ten pence, phone your mother and tell you're not coming home. You've pulled

Can tell that an auld one takes more than ten pence to phone from a phone box nowadays .

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By *cotlosthiskiltMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

"Get your coat, here's ten pence, phone your mother and tell you're not coming home. You've pulled

Can tell that an auld one takes more than ten pence to phone from a phone box nowadays .

Good luck even finding a phone box nowadays!

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline

"Get your coat, here's ten pence, phone your mother and tell you're not coming home. You've pulled

Can tell that an auld one takes more than ten pence to phone from a phone box nowadays .

Good luck even finding a phone box nowadays!"

Last time I tried that it was 1998!

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By *cottishMrsWoman
over a year ago

Wishaw

The best (and worst) one I've had was... "How much does a polar bear weigh? Dunno, but it's enough to break the ice."

One of those ones it has you groaning because it was so bad, but laughing at the same time lol xx

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline

"The best (and worst) one I've had was... "How much does a polar bear weigh? Dunno, but it's enough to break the ice."

One of those ones it has you groaning because it was so bad, but laughing at the same time lol xx"

That's actually quite funny

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Me :Here I am ( with confidence)

Target female : Sry ?

Here I am, ( with a bit of frustration )

Sry I don't have a clue what your on about.

Here I am , what was your other 2 wishes.

Shit chat up line but always ends up with a laugh and an ice breaker.

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By *assy LassieWoman
over a year ago

Lanarkshire

"Me :Here I am ( with confidence)

Target female : Sry ?

Here I am, ( with a bit of frustration )

Target female: points with confidence to the other end of the room... THERE YOU GO

Shit chat up line always ends UP GETTING PATCHED"

FTFY

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Me :Here I am ( with confidence)

Target female : Sry ?

Here I am, ( with a bit of frustration )

Target female: points with confidence to the other end of the room... THERE YOU GO

Shit chat up line always ends UP GETTING PATCHED

FTFY

Haha,

In Al honesty it's not a pick up line but just fun.

I remember stopped at traffic lights one morning going to work and a woman around her late fifties was in the next car over . I gestured to put her window down which she did .

I said the above with the woman going to script above also, she burst out laughing and said ohh that's made my day and went our separate ways. Yes its shit but it definitely brought a smile to a random stranger that day.

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By *ewfie02Couple
over a year ago

Ayrshire

Do you fancy a fuck?

No.

Well, would you mind lying down while I had one?

Australian chat up line. Heard it in a pub in earls court, London years ago. Don't suppose it worked.

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By *alcon43Woman
over a year ago

Paisley

We need an update. Did any of the chat up lines work? Did you get lucky?

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By *ancognitoMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

Best Glesca, one ever.....

Haw hen! Sneeze afore ah splash oot oan ra the chips n Irn brew, dae he fuck oan first date?

Never fails !

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By *ancognitoMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

Hen, huv you been oan ra sun beds n at? cauz ye ur sae hoat soz ye ur!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hen, huv you been oan ra sun beds n at? cauz ye ur sae hoat soz ye ur!"

Can you repeat that, in English?

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By *allerthanaverage79Man
over a year ago

Ayrshire

The magic watch line....

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By *eamworkboyMan
over a year ago

Irvine

Did it hurt ??

Did what hurt ??

The day you fell from heaven

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By *ORDERMANMan
over a year ago

wrexham

I know what would look good on your chin....

What..

My balls

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Does this smell like chrophorm

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is that a ladder in your tights or a stairway to heaven?

I'm looking for a garage to park my limo in...

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By *rs Bi and Mr Her GuyCouple
over a year ago

Clydebank

Whits got two thumbs and is pumping you the night?

point them at your chest! This only works if you have 2 thumbs!

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By *bcums3Couple
over a year ago

lanarkshire

"Whits got two thumbs and is pumping you the night?

point them at your chest! This only works if you have 2 thumbs!"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is your name jacobs? Coz you're a cracker...

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By *rs Bi and Mr Her GuyCouple
over a year ago

Clydebank

Do you believe in free love? (No) Then how much for a BJ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is that a ladder in your tights or a stairway to heaven?

I'm looking for a garage to park my limo in..."

Have you ever had your hole?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Last time I was brave enough to ask for a number I was ordering food at a cafe and asked if the servers number was on the menu. It was!

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By *eamworkboyMan
over a year ago

Irvine

"Is that a ladder in your tights or a stairway to heaven?

I'm looking for a garage to park my limo in...

Have you ever had your hole?"

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By *woscompanyFoursfunCouple
over a year ago

Cumbernauld & Falkirk

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By *woscompanyFoursfunCouple
over a year ago

Cumbernauld & Falkirk

Hold up a pound coin & say to her "I bet you a pound I could squeeze your tits without you feeling it"?

Reply is usually "Bet you can't" or "No you couldnt".

Squeeze her tits & hand her the pound & say "Best pound I ever spent"

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By *ringles0510Woman
over a year ago

Central Borders

You're like my little toe. I'd bang you on all my furniture

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By *ringles0510Woman
over a year ago

Central Borders

You're like my alarm clock. I'll tap the shit out of you every morning

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By *ringles0510Woman
over a year ago

Central Borders

My dad thinks you'd be good for me

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By *avie65Man
over a year ago

In the west.

If you were a dodgem I'd bang into you.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I want to ride you like a stolen bike

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By *hy....Woman
over a year ago

Inverurie

90*yr old veteran at a function once said to me "You have legs that men would go to war for".

Helluva complement, nae so much a chat up line given the 70yr age gap!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I know 70 ways to make you happy. First one is a big hug and the rest is 69

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That’s pretty decent??

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Your dad is a very very wise man clearly. Haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You like dragons? Cause I'll be dragging my baws over ye later

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You're like my alarm clock. I'll tap the shit out of you every morning"

Weak.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A guy once approached me and asked if he could "wear me like a glove"

Eye roll and a giggle

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By *av007Man
over a year ago

Glasgow area

What do you call a Polar bear wearing a top hat?

Answer:

Who cares it's just an icebreaker

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By *weetDreamsxpMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

"You're like my little toe. I'd bang you on all my furniture"

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By *raraymondoMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

Do you want to play at houses? You be the window and I’ll hang out you.

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