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A never ending series of unfortunate events..

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I'm quite clumsy, the other week I slammed my finger in the van door and poured boiling hot water on my foot instead of into a cup on the same day.

Today I kicked the bed frame with my heel.

Anyone else just as ridiculous as me?

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By *andleCoolMan
over a year ago

Dundee

Yes. Putting the cornflakes in the fridge etc.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

totally

constantly walking in to things. diy is the worst.. more cuts than a butchers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I put a car into 1st rather than reverse once when I was in work and drove through a window.

Amazingly they still employ me!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I put a car into 1st rather than reverse once when I was in work and drove through a window.

Amazingly they still employ me!"

The window?? Thats impressive.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"totally

constantly walking in to things. diy is the worst.. more cuts than a butchers"

Same. I have a scar from a tin of dog food, twisted my hand round in it and sliced about a 2 inch gap in my hand.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Yes. Putting the cornflakes in the fridge etc."

Been there!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The car was inside and it was a big window

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"The car was inside and it was a big window "
at least they still employed you haha.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The car was inside and it was a big window at least they still employed you haha."

Yeah, still stealing a wage to this day

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just the other week I came home with one of them veg slicing contraptions, I was all happy with myself slicing an onion and then the inevitable happened.

I sliced the top of my finger and the blood just poured out, now I use the top lid to push down on the veg instead of my fingers

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Just the other week I came home with one of them veg slicing contraptions, I was all happy with myself slicing an onion and then the inevitable happened.

I sliced the top of my finger and the blood just poured out, now I use the top lid to push down on the veg instead of my fingers "

Ooo ouch!

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By *cottishMrsWoman
over a year ago

Wishaw

Well, in the past month, I've had...

Gastritis

Shingles

Two coldsores

COVID

My guardian angel has clearly fucked off and left me high and dry lmao!!xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Well, in the past month, I've had...

Gastritis

Shingles

Two coldsores

COVID

My guardian angel has clearly fucked off and left me high and dry lmao!!xx "

Then they need sacked anyway!

You just get better x

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By *vbride1963TV/TS
over a year ago

E.K . Glasgow

Sometimes it seems if it wasn’t for bad luck I’d have no luck at all.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Sometimes it seems if it wasn’t for bad luck I’d have no luck at all. "

I know that feeling!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Just the other week I came home with one of them veg slicing contraptions, I was all happy with myself slicing an onion and then the inevitable happened.

I sliced the top of my finger and the blood just poured out, now I use the top lid to push down on the veg instead of my fingers "

Been there, took the pad off my thumb. Damn that V!

Just to make that seem less severe I also managed to peel my nail off with a potato peeler. That hurt a lot!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Just the other week I came home with one of them veg slicing contraptions, I was all happy with myself slicing an onion and then the inevitable happened.

I sliced the top of my finger and the blood just poured out, now I use the top lid to push down on the veg instead of my fingers

Been there, took the pad off my thumb. Damn that V!

Just to make that seem less severe I also managed to peel my nail off with a potato peeler. That hurt a lot! "

Ooooooooo I bet it did, I'm squirming just thinking about it

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I took my nail off once with a razor. Never seen so much blood!

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By *ewfie02Couple
over a year ago

Ayrshire

Some days it's just better to not get up in the morning

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By *AF2020Couple
over a year ago

Central Scotland

First time I baby sat my niece I burnt my hand making her dinner….. which she never ate!!

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By *orge71Man
over a year ago

Glasgow


"I put a car into 1st rather than reverse once when I was in work and drove through a window.

Amazingly they still employ me!"

Did you get £250 from Harry Hill?

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By *hibarifalconCouple
over a year ago

Hamilton

On Sunday morning I was walking up the stairs in front of Buchanan galleries and I tripped and fell face first, I lay there for a second and quickly scampered to my feet when I realised what had just happened. luckily I escaped any injury physical ones anyway

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

At a safety briefing, I was demonstrating how to use a scalpel correctly...

Sliced the tip of my finger off...

Still haven't lived it down to this day.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"On Sunday morning I was walking up the stairs in front of Buchanan galleries and I tripped and fell face first, I lay there for a second and quickly scampered to my feet when I realised what had just happened. luckily I escaped any injury physical ones anyway "

Aww I hope you're ok!

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By *hibarifalconCouple
over a year ago

Hamilton


"On Sunday morning I was walking up the stairs in front of Buchanan galleries and I tripped and fell face first, I lay there for a second and quickly scampered to my feet when I realised what had just happened. luckily I escaped any injury physical ones anyway

Aww I hope you're ok! "

Yeah I'm okay thankyou I was just motified haha!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm quite clumsy, the other week I slammed my finger in the van door and poured boiling hot water on my foot instead of into a cup on the same day.

Today I kicked the bed frame with my heel.

Anyone else just as ridiculous as me?

"

My wife has a never end list of injuries I gather on a daily basis

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I took my nail off once with a razor. Never seen so much blood!"

How the he'll did you do that

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I took my nail off once with a razor. Never seen so much blood!

How the he'll did you do that"

Wasn't concentrating, as usual

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By *ullie-kingMan
over a year ago

newmains

Constantly searching for my phone whilst holding it or have it to my ear on a call and look for it to type a number or something.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Constantly searching for my phone whilst holding it or have it to my ear on a call and look for it to type a number or something. "

I've started doing this, have the fear lost phone + I'm on it talking

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By *ullie-kingMan
over a year ago

newmains


"Constantly searching for my phone whilst holding it or have it to my ear on a call and look for it to type a number or something.

I've started doing this, have the fear lost phone + I'm on it talking "

The initial overwhelming feeling of relief when you realise your on it is unreal then feel like a dafty straight after lol

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By *he Regina PhalangeWoman
over a year ago

Lanarkshire

I trip over my feet all the time. I think I’m a lazy walker and don’t lift my feet high enough. Sporting a broken bone currently as a result of tripping.

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By *oanne_MacTV/TS
over a year ago

Perth


"I trip over my feet all the time. I think I’m a lazy walker and don’t lift my feet high enough. Sporting a broken bone currently as a result of tripping. "

No more heels for you! X

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By *oanne_MacTV/TS
over a year ago

Perth


"At a safety briefing, I was demonstrating how to use a scalpel correctly...

Sliced the tip of my finger off...

Still haven't lived it down to this day."

Sorry

But

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *oanne_MacTV/TS
over a year ago

Perth


"I put a car into 1st rather than reverse once when I was in work and drove through a window.

Amazingly they still employ me!

Did you get £250 from Harry Hill?

No but I got a big hard from Jeremy Beadle "

It probably wasnt that big, just looked it in his wee hand

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I trip over my feet all the time. I think I’m a lazy walker and don’t lift my feet high enough. Sporting a broken bone currently as a result of tripping. "

Oh my god, I hope you're okay lovely x

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By *oanne_MacTV/TS
over a year ago

Perth

Got in before the edit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Got in before the edit

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Damn your quick fingers

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By *hibarifalconCouple
over a year ago

Hamilton


"I trip over my feet all the time. I think I’m a lazy walker and don’t lift my feet high enough. Sporting a broken bone currently as a result of tripping. "

Yeah I've done that before aswell. I tripped over my own feet while running on grass and broke my collar bone! Hope your are okay.

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By *ide em cowgirlWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

Oh god yea. I constantly trip over thin air, good at slipping down and up the stairs and at least one of my fingers is bleeding come the end of the day from slicing it on something Think I'm just too busy in day dreams to pay attention. Lmao.

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By *he Regina PhalangeWoman
over a year ago

Lanarkshire


"I trip over my feet all the time. I think I’m a lazy walker and don’t lift my feet high enough. Sporting a broken bone currently as a result of tripping.

Yeah I've done that before aswell. I tripped over my own feet while running on grass and broke my collar bone! Hope your are okay."

Omg! You’d think the grass would soften your fall. Do you still get pain from it now? It’s my shoulder I’ve gubbed. 12 weeks for recovery. I’m so annoyed at myself.xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I trip over my feet all the time. I think I’m a lazy walker and don’t lift my feet high enough. Sporting a broken bone currently as a result of tripping.

Yeah I've done that before aswell. I tripped over my own feet while running on grass and broke my collar bone! Hope your are okay.

Omg! You’d think the grass would soften your fall. Do you still get pain from it now? It’s my shoulder I’ve gubbed. 12 weeks for recovery. I’m so annoyed at myself.xx"

Take care of yourself!xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Oh god yea. I constantly trip over thin air, good at slipping down and up the stairs and at least one of my fingers is bleeding come the end of the day from slicing it on something Think I'm just too busy in day dreams to pay attention. Lmao. "

I think that's why I hurt myself, too busy in a wee world of my own!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm quite clumsy, the other week I slammed my finger in the van door and poured boiling hot water on my foot instead of into a cup on the same day.

Today I kicked the bed frame with my heel.

Anyone else just as ridiculous as me?

"

Yes I’ve got various scars from serrated knife edges where I’d tried to cut myself instead of hard root vegetables

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m always finding bruises in various places that I have no idea how I got

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