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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Anybody ever used, or ever had used on u, a cheesy chat up line?

One of my personal favorites is standing at the bar next to a potential rejection, picking up an ice cube, smashing it down next to her, then saying the immortal line........ wait for it...... now that we've broken the ice, wanna dance?

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!


"Anybody ever used, or ever had used on u, a cheesy chat up line?

One of my personal favorites is standing at the bar next to a potential rejection, picking up an ice cube, smashing it down next to her, then saying the immortal line........ wait for it...... now that we've broken the ice, wanna dance?

"
Guy once mailed me and said fuck me if im wrong but have we met before ?... we hadnt of course and he sill didnt get a shag

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By *uitar_antiheroMan
over a year ago

Glasgow


"Anybody ever used, or ever had used on u, a cheesy chat up line?

One of my personal favorites is standing at the bar next to a potential rejection, picking up an ice cube, smashing it down next to her, then saying the immortal line........ wait for it...... now that we've broken the ice, wanna dance?

Guy once mailed me and said fuck me if im wrong but have we met before ?... we hadnt of course and he sill didnt get a shag "

I used a classy one liner on you that made you spit your tea if I remember right. :D I didn't get a shag either

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!


"Anybody ever used, or ever had used on u, a cheesy chat up line?

One of my personal favorites is standing at the bar next to a potential rejection, picking up an ice cube, smashing it down next to her, then saying the immortal line........ wait for it...... now that we've broken the ice, wanna dance?

Guy once mailed me and said fuck me if im wrong but have we met before ?... we hadnt of course and he sill didnt get a shag

I used a classy one liner on you that made you spit your tea if I remember right. :D I didn't get a shag either"
pmsl forgot what it was again lol

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By *uitar_antiheroMan
over a year ago

Glasgow


"Anybody ever used, or ever had used on u, a cheesy chat up line?

One of my personal favorites is standing at the bar next to a potential rejection, picking up an ice cube, smashing it down next to her, then saying the immortal line........ wait for it...... now that we've broken the ice, wanna dance?

Guy once mailed me and said fuck me if im wrong but have we met before ?... we hadnt of course and he sill didnt get a shag

I used a classy one liner on you that made you spit your tea if I remember right. :D I didn't get a shag eitherpmsl forgot what it was again lol "

It was a simple "wanna fuck" I think :p

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!


"Anybody ever used, or ever had used on u, a cheesy chat up line?

One of my personal favorites is standing at the bar next to a potential rejection, picking up an ice cube, smashing it down next to her, then saying the immortal line........ wait for it...... now that we've broken the ice, wanna dance?

Guy once mailed me and said fuck me if im wrong but have we met before ?... we hadnt of course and he sill didnt get a shag

I used a classy one liner on you that made you spit your tea if I remember right. :D I didn't get a shag eitherpmsl forgot what it was again lol

It was a simple "wanna fuck" I think :p"
lmao make me spit my vino out there ohhhhh yes i remember lol xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Did try the "Get yer drawers down for a Catholic jaunt" once but alas to no avail

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By *uitar_antiheroMan
over a year ago

Glasgow


"Anybody ever used, or ever had used on u, a cheesy chat up line?

One of my personal favorites is standing at the bar next to a potential rejection, picking up an ice cube, smashing it down next to her, then saying the immortal line........ wait for it...... now that we've broken the ice, wanna dance?

Guy once mailed me and said fuck me if im wrong but have we met before ?... we hadnt of course and he sill didnt get a shag

I used a classy one liner on you that made you spit your tea if I remember right. :D I didn't get a shag eitherpmsl forgot what it was again lol

It was a simple "wanna fuck" I think :plmao make me spit my vino out there ohhhhh yes i remember lol xxx "

I love that every time I do that you're drinking something. I wonder what you'll spit out next time :p hehe

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!


"Anybody ever used, or ever had used on u, a cheesy chat up line?

One of my personal favorites is standing at the bar next to a potential rejection, picking up an ice cube, smashing it down next to her, then saying the immortal line........ wait for it...... now that we've broken the ice, wanna dance?

Guy once mailed me and said fuck me if im wrong but have we met before ?... we hadnt of course and he sill didnt get a shag

I used a classy one liner on you that made you spit your tea if I remember right. :D I didn't get a shag eitherpmsl forgot what it was again lol

It was a simple "wanna fuck" I think :plmao make me spit my vino out there ohhhhh yes i remember lol xxx

I love that every time I do that you're drinking something. I wonder what you'll spit out next time :p hehe"

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By *uitar_antiheroMan
over a year ago

Glasgow


"Anybody ever used, or ever had used on u, a cheesy chat up line?

One of my personal favorites is standing at the bar next to a potential rejection, picking up an ice cube, smashing it down next to her, then saying the immortal line........ wait for it...... now that we've broken the ice, wanna dance?

Guy once mailed me and said fuck me if im wrong but have we met before ?... we hadnt of course and he sill didnt get a shag

I used a classy one liner on you that made you spit your tea if I remember right. :D I didn't get a shag eitherpmsl forgot what it was again lol

It was a simple "wanna fuck" I think :plmao make me spit my vino out there ohhhhh yes i remember lol xxx

I love that every time I do that you're drinking something. I wonder what you'll spit out next time :p hehe "

I have a suggestion....;)

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!


"Anybody ever used, or ever had used on u, a cheesy chat up line?

One of my personal favorites is standing at the bar next to a potential rejection, picking up an ice cube, smashing it down next to her, then saying the immortal line........ wait for it...... now that we've broken the ice, wanna dance?

Guy once mailed me and said fuck me if im wrong but have we met before ?... we hadnt of course and he sill didnt get a shag

I used a classy one liner on you that made you spit your tea if I remember right. :D I didn't get a shag eitherpmsl forgot what it was again lol

It was a simple "wanna fuck" I think :plmao make me spit my vino out there ohhhhh yes i remember lol xxx

I love that every time I do that you're drinking something. I wonder what you'll spit out next time :p hehe

I have a suggestion....;)"
OOOooooo

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By *uitar_antiheroMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

Don't oooooo, come get :p hehe

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Anybody ever used, or ever had used on u, a cheesy chat up line?

One of my personal favorites is standing at the bar next to a potential rejection, picking up an ice cube, smashing it down next to her, then saying the immortal line........ wait for it...... now that we've broken the ice, wanna dance?

Guy once mailed me and said fuck me if im wrong but have we met before ?... we hadnt of course and he sill didnt get a shag

I used a classy one liner on you that made you spit your tea if I remember right. :D I didn't get a shag eitherpmsl forgot what it was again lol

It was a simple "wanna fuck" I think :plmao make me spit my vino out there ohhhhh yes i remember lol xxx "

lol, i like the vino referance,,,

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By *oxy_minxWoman
over a year ago

Scotland - Aberdeen

Spitting out wine is a sacrilege!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Friend once got asked to go dancing naked in a forest..her reply was where's the nearest forest?

Don't think this is a chat up line persae as I was already mid shag with the guy, but he actually stopped and started playing the clarinet butt naked....

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!


"Spitting out wine is a sacrilege!!! "
pmsl i know balme that guitar its all his fault lol

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!

blame* not balme lol jezzo its strong stuff this vino hic hic lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I once saw on here, would you look at my profile and tell me if you would snog shag marry or avoid me ... class

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!


"I once saw on here, would you look at my profile and tell me if you would snog shag marry or avoid me ... class"
lmao grieg isnt that what we all do lol xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In pub guy used can my beard meet your beard i was in stitches when i heard that getting used

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

eat my fuck hammer. please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

shagged worse was always a line that went down like a lead balloon hehe

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

for english lassies it was always "Do you have any Scottish in you?..No?...Would you like some?"

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