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By *irtycumbo OP   Couple
over a year ago

Glasgow

So, today I was in getting a cover up tattoo done. A guy came out, obviously his tattoo was finished and he paid and off he went. The guy who done his tattoo, is the same guy who does mine....anyway, he asked if I minded if he went for a quick ciggie before we started "I need it after doing that tattoo" he said. Once he came back, I couldn't help but ask what the guy had done... turns out he got his cock tattooed..............

He got a measuring tape tattooed on his dick!!!

Has anyone else had this done or know anyone? What's the strangest tattoo you have ever seen?

Wife

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By *ueen CatWoman
over a year ago

fife


"So, today I was in getting a cover up tattoo done. A guy came out, obviously his tattoo was finished and he paid and off he went. The guy who done his tattoo, is the same guy who does mine....anyway, he asked if I minded if he went for a quick ciggie before we started "I need it after doing that tattoo" he said. Once he came back, I couldn't help but ask what the guy had done... turns out he got his cock tattooed..............

He got a measuring tape tattooed on his dick!!!

Has anyone else had this done or know anyone? What's the strangest tattoo you have ever seen?

Wife "

I want to know how far the tape went??

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By *bcums3Couple
over a year ago

lanarkshire

I’ve got a family member with what we all think is his wife’s severed head lol sounds awful I know!!…lol

it’s just one of the 100’s they have lol

(F)

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By *irtycumbo OP   Couple
over a year ago

Glasgow


"I want to know how far the tape went?? "

I did ask, but he wouldn't tell me.... I even said "if I count will you say stop" he wasn't for having it haha...in all honesty I had soooo many questions! Did it need to be hard? (Apparently not) he told me he has tattooed a few dicks over the years...but that one was his most awkward

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By *ueen CatWoman
over a year ago

fife


"I want to know how far the tape went??

I did ask, but he wouldn't tell me.... I even said "if I count will you say stop" he wasn't for having it haha...in all honesty I had soooo many questions! Did it need to be hard? (Apparently not) he told me he has tattooed a few dicks over the years...but that one was his most awkward "

Wonder why it was akward, so many questions haha

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By *ueen CatWoman
over a year ago

fife


"I’ve got a family member with what we all think is his wife’s severed head lol sounds awful I know!!…lol

it’s just one of the 100’s they have lol

(F) "
hahaha was she alive or dead for that tribute?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

As a man of 2 or 3 tattoos…can I just say…fuck that!

I have an arm of superheros though so who am I to judge? haha

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By *bcums3Couple
over a year ago

lanarkshire


"I’ve got a family member with what we all think is his wife’s severed head lol sounds awful I know!!…lol

it’s just one of the 100’s they have lol

(F) hahaha was she alive or dead for that tribute? "

Very much alive, had to look at it for 20 years

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

stories shared from my tattoo artist friends, they've tattooed a pussy on someone, I mean, we've seen worse right? It was at the top of the back of his neck, it was a pic of his wife's pussy after he fucked her and filled her.....

I've also seen someone with a dragon tattooed down there cock, the neck was the shaft, head was....the head haha.

Aaaaand the worse I've seen (from a pic my friend showed me) a sex worker got a anime girl tattooed round her pussy so whenever someone fucked her, it looked like you were fucking a very young anime girl as well ..... Boke!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I love those brave and humorous ones people get to embellish a scar etc. My favourite being someone who had a tattoo of a wee sign saying “Gone to market” above his amputated big toe.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wonder if this tattoo artist is the same guy who tattooed Mr's cock. Not a tape measure for him but the word "Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious" tattooed on his boabie......twice.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Wonder if this tattoo artist is the same guy who tattooed Mr's cock. Not a tape measure for him but the word "Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious" tattooed on his boabie......twice. "

Length or girth

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Wonder if this tattoo artist is the same guy who tattooed Mr's cock. Not a tape measure for him but the word "Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious" tattooed on his boabie......twice.

Length or girth "

Both

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Wonder if this tattoo artist is the same guy who tattooed Mr's cock. Not a tape measure for him but the word "Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious" tattooed on his boabie......twice.

Length or girth

Both "

Impressive

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Wonder if this tattoo artist is the same guy who tattooed Mr's cock. Not a tape measure for him but the word "Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious" tattooed on his boabie......twice.

Length or girth

Both

Impressive "

I've thought about getting a sky remote done on mine

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Wonder if this tattoo artist is the same guy who tattooed Mr's cock. Not a tape measure for him but the word "Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious" tattooed on his boabie......twice.

Length or girth

Both

Impressive

I've thought about getting a sky remote done on mine "

Hahaha brilliant!!! If you do we need photos!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My wully is like a stack of buttons at the best of times, don’t think there’s room for even the smallest of measuring tapes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Wonder if this tattoo artist is the same guy who tattooed Mr's cock. Not a tape measure for him but the word "Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious" tattooed on his boabie......twice.

Length or girth

Both

Impressive

I've thought about getting a sky remote done on mine

Hahaha brilliant!!! If you do we need photos!!! "

Oh aye lol

Top half done on one side and the bottom half done on the other side

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By *ornyhappyCouple
over a year ago

perth


"I want to know how far the tape went??

I did ask, but he wouldn't tell me.... I even said "if I count will you say stop" he wasn't for having it haha...in all honesty I had soooo many questions! Did it need to be hard? (Apparently not) he told me he has tattooed a few dicks over the years...but that one was his most awkward "

So....I'm possibly giving this way too much thought, but, if it was tattooed while flaccid then won't the measurements change when erect? Will a cm become an inch?

So many questions

K

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *edGlasgowMan
over a year ago

Glasgow


"I’ve got a family member with what we all think is his wife’s severed head lol sounds awful I know!!…lol

it’s just one of the 100’s they have lol

(F) "

Are we still talking about tattoos??

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By *cottishMrsWoman
over a year ago

Wishaw


"I want to know how far the tape went??

I did ask, but he wouldn't tell me.... I even said "if I count will you say stop" he wasn't for having it haha...in all honesty I had soooo many questions! Did it need to be hard? (Apparently not) he told me he has tattooed a few dicks over the years...but that one was his most awkward

So....I'm possibly giving this way too much thought, but, if it was tattooed while flaccid then won't the measurements change when erect? Will a cm become an inch?

So many questions

K"

This was my first thought!! He hasn't thought it through! If it's been tattooed when flaccid, then when he gets hard, it's not going to be a proper measurement!!xx

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By *ittleRed18Woman
over a year ago

Aberdeen


"I want to know how far the tape went??

I did ask, but he wouldn't tell me.... I even said "if I count will you say stop" he wasn't for having it haha...in all honesty I had soooo many questions! Did it need to be hard? (Apparently not) he told me he has tattooed a few dicks over the years...but that one was his most awkward

So....I'm possibly giving this way too much thought, but, if it was tattooed while flaccid then won't the measurements change when erect? Will a cm become an inch?

So many questions

K"

This was my thought... so was it measured in accurate measurements with hardness for the stencil?

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By *evils PuddingCouple
over a year ago

the pub or in the nude in Paisley

I want the word LOVE tattooed on my penis. And if you're good it will turn into LOng VEhicle

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By *ittleRed18Woman
over a year ago

Aberdeen


"I want the word LOVE tattooed on my penis. And if you're good it will turn into LOng VEhicle "

I just spat out my tea! I love it!

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By *evils PuddingCouple
over a year ago

the pub or in the nude in Paisley


"I want the word LOVE tattooed on my penis. And if you're good it will turn into LOng VEhicle

I just spat out my tea! I love it! "

Good girls swallow!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I want the word LOVE tattooed on my penis. And if you're good it will turn into LOng VEhicle "

This wins the forum trophy for March

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By *un time lad 89Man
over a year ago

gourock

I got a tattoo of my friends face on my arse when on holiday and he couldnt make the holiday now we dont speak and its still their haha ive jst kept it there as reminds me hes an arse im sure few of you would have seen it on me when at cjs lol

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