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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

We all have one but who is your best one?

Looks and personality all rolled up into one, who is your favourite person on here and why?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Me. Cos you gotta love yourself.

(Sorry, I had to but I was cringing as I wrote it.)

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Me. Cos you gotta love yourself.

(Sorry, I had to but I was cringing as I wrote it.)"

I love it!

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!

I have some lovely friends on here both male & female so I wouldn’t want to offend anyone by naming just one .

They are all lovely in their own special ways

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By *vbride1963TV/TS
over a year ago

E.K . Glasgow


"I have some lovely friends on here both male & female so I wouldn’t want to offend anyone by naming just one .

They are all lovely in their own special ways "

I'm no given anyone a big heid .

They are all special in their own lovely ways .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Probably my wee crazy Auntie who is more like a big sister to me.

Can't think of a single point in my life when she has ever annoyed or upset me. And she makes me howl with laughter.

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By *vbride1963TV/TS
over a year ago

E.K . Glasgow


"Probably my wee crazy Auntie who is more like a big sister to me.

Can't think of a single point in my life when she has ever annoyed or upset me. And she makes me howl with laughter."

Is she on here ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Probably my wee crazy Auntie who is more like a big sister to me.

Can't think of a single point in my life when she has ever annoyed or upset me. And she makes me howl with laughter.

Is she on here ? "

No

She makes me look relatively sane though.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Probably my wee crazy Auntie who is more like a big sister to me.

Can't think of a single point in my life when she has ever annoyed or upset me. And she makes me howl with laughter."

You always get that one crazy aunt that just doesn't give a flying fcuk on what they say or do.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That just delicious character

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Probably my wee crazy Auntie who is more like a big sister to me.

Can't think of a single point in my life when she has ever annoyed or upset me. And she makes me howl with laughter.

You always get that one crazy aunt that just doesn't give a flying fcuk on what they say or do. "

I think I might be that crazy aunt in my family

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By *anny77Man
over a year ago

glasgow

My favourite human is my best friend who got me through the hard times. We occasionally don’t see eye to eye and we sometimes fight… but I don’t know who I’d be if she wasn’t there x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Probably my wee crazy Auntie who is more like a big sister to me.

Can't think of a single point in my life when she has ever annoyed or upset me. And she makes me howl with laughter."

Always the best way, my sister infuriates me but she's the best person in the world! (No she isn't on here haha)

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"That just delicious character "

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By *he Regina PhalangeWoman
over a year ago

Lanarkshire


"Probably my wee crazy Auntie who is more like a big sister to me.

Can't think of a single point in my life when she has ever annoyed or upset me. And she makes me howl with laughter.

You always get that one crazy aunt that just doesn't give a flying fcuk on what they say or do. "

I think that’s me in our family. I’m the one all the nieces and nephews come to

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Easy one for me to answer its 2 people, Miss Muff and Flirt69

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Easy one for me to answer its 2 people, Miss Muff and Flirt69"

D'awwwww....shall we go halfers and send you a fiver each in the post

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Probably my wee crazy Auntie who is more like a big sister to me.

Can't think of a single point in my life when she has ever annoyed or upset me. And she makes me howl with laughter.

You always get that one crazy aunt that just doesn't give a flying fcuk on what they say or do.

I think that’s me in our family. I’m the one all the nieces and nephews come to "

Wee mental Aunties are the best

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Mines are

Good_Girl - top lady

Joy Division - hilarious and a good man

Sarah8Jane is a new fave - soo so nice.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

There's actually too many to mention as I forgot StagnMrs and other. Fab is a good place when it wants to be!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Easy one for me to answer its 2 people, Miss Muff and Flirt69

D'awwwww....shall we go halfers and send you a fiver each in the post "

The deal was a tenner each

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By *he Regina PhalangeWoman
over a year ago

Lanarkshire


"Mines are

Good_Girl - top lady

Joy Division - hilarious and a good man

Sarah8Jane is a new fave - soo so nice."

Good_Girl has been one of mine for years. She is a good girl.

My fab besties are J4fun11 and (mrs)Bearded Blossom. I spend time away from fab with these very special ladies.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Probably my wee crazy Auntie who is more like a big sister to me.

Can't think of a single point in my life when she has ever annoyed or upset me. And she makes me howl with laughter.

You always get that one crazy aunt that just doesn't give a flying fcuk on what they say or do.

I think I might be that crazy aunt in my family "

I can certainly vouch for that - as far as crazy aunts go, you're up there Jen

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Outside of fab? My dad.

On fab, miss Muff cracks me up with her sarcasm

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There's a devil of a woman on here that would do anything for anyone at anytime, ( within the bounds of reason) that I think you would struggle to find anyone to say a bad word about either on or off Fab. Shame she's married to the biggest dick ever.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My very close friend, outside of Fab, who's been there for me through some very tough and difficult times. She's got a heart of gold x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Easy one for me to answer its 2 people, Miss Muff and Flirt69"

Cheers mate!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Easy one for me to answer its 2 people, Miss Muff and Flirt69

D'awwwww....shall we go halfers and send you a fiver each in the post "

I already paid for us both

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Easy one for me to answer its 2 people, Miss Muff and Flirt69

Cheers mate! "

I was going to say you but you never messaged me aboutthat coffee so im in the huff

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Easy one for me to answer its 2 people, Miss Muff and Flirt69

Cheers mate!

I was going to say you but you never messaged me aboutthat coffee so im in the huff "

Haha didn't think you were serious

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Easy one for me to answer its 2 people, Miss Muff and Flirt69

Cheers mate!

I was going to say you but you never messaged me aboutthat coffee so im in the huff

Haha didn't think you were serious "

I was serious, but your too late I'm taking the big guy from dunfermline for some tiffin

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Easy one for me to answer its 2 people, Miss Muff and Flirt69

Cheers mate!

I was going to say you but you never messaged me aboutthat coffee so im in the huff

Haha didn't think you were serious

I was serious, but your too late I'm taking the big guy from dunfermline for some tiffin "

Knock yourself out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Easy one for me to answer its 2 people, Miss Muff and Flirt69

Cheers mate!

I was going to say you but you never messaged me aboutthat coffee so im in the huff

Haha didn't think you were serious

I was serious, but your too late I'm taking the big guy from dunfermline for some tiffin

Knock yourself out "

We will!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Easy one for me to answer its 2 people, Miss Muff and Flirt69

Cheers mate!

I was going to say you but you never messaged me aboutthat coffee so im in the huff

Haha didn't think you were serious

I was serious, but your too late I'm taking the big guy from dunfermline for some tiffin

Knock yourself out

We will! "

Good luck

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Easy one for me to answer its 2 people, Miss Muff and Flirt69

Cheers mate!

I was going to say you but you never messaged me aboutthat coffee so im in the huff

Haha didn't think you were serious

I was serious, but your too late I'm taking the big guy from dunfermline for some tiffin

Knock yourself out

We will!

Good luck "

This is all very public

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Easy one for me to answer its 2 people, Miss Muff and Flirt69

Cheers mate!

I was going to say you but you never messaged me aboutthat coffee so im in the huff

Haha didn't think you were serious

I was serious, but your too late I'm taking the big guy from dunfermline for some tiffin

Knock yourself out

We will!

Good luck

This is all very public "

Stop commenting then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My sister

Always my sister

Always said if i was ever to get married my sister would be my best man well best person

And with that comes the fear of what she would do for the stag do lol but i know it would be amazing

So yes my fav human is my sister, always

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Easy one for me to answer its 2 people, Miss Muff and Flirt69

Cheers mate!

I was going to say you but you never messaged me aboutthat coffee so im in the huff

Haha didn't think you were serious

I was serious, but your too late I'm taking the big guy from dunfermline for some tiffin

Knock yourself out

We will!

Good luck

This is all very public

Stop commenting then "

I can't help myself

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Easy one for me to answer its 2 people, Miss Muff and Flirt69

Cheers mate!

I was going to say you but you never messaged me aboutthat coffee so im in the huff

Haha didn't think you were serious

I was serious, but your too late I'm taking the big guy from dunfermline for some tiffin

Knock yourself out

We will!

Good luck

This is all very public

Stop commenting then

I can't help myself "

Enough already

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By *imbobaMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

There are a bunch of you forumites that I believe would be besties if we met. Some have posted here or been mentioned.

But I’ve been graced with meeting some wonderful people in person off here some of which have become very good friends and more. very happy with what Fabs has had opened up to me and makes me wonder about the moaners.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Easy one for me to answer its 2 people, Miss Muff and Flirt69

Cheers mate!

I was going to say you but you never messaged me aboutthat coffee so im in the huff

Haha didn't think you were serious

I was serious, but your too late I'm taking the big guy from dunfermline for some tiffin

Knock yourself out

We will!

Good luck

This is all very public

Stop commenting then

I can't help myself

Enough already "

Stop it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Easy one for me to answer its 2 people, Miss Muff and Flirt69

Cheers mate!

I was going to say you but you never messaged me aboutthat coffee so im in the huff

Haha didn't think you were serious

I was serious, but your too late I'm taking the big guy from dunfermline for some tiffin

Knock yourself out

We will!

Good luck

This is all very public

Stop commenting then

I can't help myself

Enough already

Stop it "

Good morning!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Easy one for me to answer its 2 people, Miss Muff and Flirt69

Cheers mate!

I was going to say you but you never messaged me aboutthat coffee so im in the huff

Haha didn't think you were serious

I was serious, but your too late I'm taking the big guy from dunfermline for some tiffin

Knock yourself out

We will!

Good luck

This is all very public

Stop commenting then

I can't help myself

Enough already

Stop it

Good morning! "

Good Morning

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Little switch is one of my favourite humans I’ve ever met from this establishment. Cracks me up all the time.

I firmly believe that you can form real connections from the shared experiences we all have regarding this rather fucked up platform

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Little switch is one of my favourite humans I’ve ever met from this establishment. Cracks me up all the time.

I firmly believe that you can form real connections from the shared experiences we all have regarding this rather fucked up platform "

I do think you're correct there BOW... else we would not stay

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By *cottishMrsWoman
over a year ago

Wishaw

Far too many to mention, to be fair. LoralaiJames, 2bcums3, Jigsaw93, NoShrinkingViolet, Just Delicious (OP), notnewswingersxo, bbwgothchicky, and so many more that I've forgotten their usernames!! Some of them are now my closest friends, and I see them more than friends and family xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Little switch is one of my favourite humans I’ve ever met from this establishment. Cracks me up all the time.

I firmly believe that you can form real connections from the shared experiences we all have regarding this rather fucked up platform "

And you’re one of mine. 100% Please

Move closer!!!! Xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

And you’re one of mine. 100% Please

Move closer!!!! Xx"

No

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

And you’re one of mine. 100% Please

Move closer!!!! Xx

No "

Wanker!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mine is Alwaysready21, we always have a laugh and the connection we're creating is electric. He brings a smile to my face everyday never a dull moment

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Little switch is one of my favourite humans I’ve ever met from this establishment. Cracks me up all the time.

I firmly believe that you can form real connections from the shared experiences we all have regarding this rather fucked up platform "

Why is it a "rather fucked up platform"

I/we have found some amazing people who we now call friends and had some amazing meetings and memories that will last us a lifetime. If it wasn't for this platform none of that would've happened.

You must have had a bad experience thats clouding your judgement to come out with that statement.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Mine is Alwaysready21, we always have a laugh and the connection we're creating is electric. He brings a smile to my face everyday never a dull moment "

Wow, I'm gob smacked I can't wait for the connection in person - you are something else altogether

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm very hurt and disappointed no one said me.

I've had enough! I'm leaving! ...not!

Don't get rid of me that easily

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By *earded blossomCouple
over a year ago

Glasgow

On here I have a few faves who have become very close friends n we probably speak most days... Pin up girl, the lovely Regina and and a tall blonde with legs to die for.

K

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm very hurt and disappointed no one said me.

I've had enough! I'm leaving! ...not!

Don't get rid of me that easily

"

You get a vote for best hairy chest

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"On here I have a few faves who have become very close friends n we probably speak most days... Pin up girl, the lovely Regina and and a tall blonde with legs to die for.

K"

Those damn tall blondes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm very hurt and disappointed no one said me.

I've had enough! I'm leaving! ...not!

Don't get rid of me that easily

You get a vote for best hairy chest "

You just can't get enough of my hairy chest

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My wife

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm very hurt and disappointed no one said me.

I've had enough! I'm leaving! ...not!

Don't get rid of me that easily

You get a vote for best hairy chest

You just can't get enough of my hairy chest "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


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Why is it a "rather fucked up platform"

I/we have found some amazing people who we now call friends and had some amazing meetings and memories that will last us a lifetime. If it wasn't for this platform none of that would've happened.

You must have had a bad experience thats clouding your judgement to come out with that statement."

Hmmm that’s an odd stab to aim at me based on your assumptions that are so wide of the mark that if you were a darts player, spectators would be required to wear eye protection.

It’s great that you have met amazing people, I have too which funnily enough links my post to the threads topic however if you take every single written post as being deadly serious then perhaps it’s best to avoid the forums or perhaps just chill out a bit.

That being said, even though every post I make is tongue in cheek il sit and explain it for you with a recent example.

I was asked for my PayPal so that the other person could pay me to chew a loaf of bread, spit it all back into the bag and post it to them so they could eat it and masterbate. Hence the fucked up to the in cheek remark. That’s just one example, would you like me to add another?

Once again, chill out for goodness sake

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

Why is it a "rather fucked up platform"

I/we have found some amazing people who we now call friends and had some amazing meetings and memories that will last us a lifetime. If it wasn't for this platform none of that would've happened.

You must have had a bad experience thats clouding your judgement to come out with that statement.

Hmmm that’s an odd stab to aim at me based on your assumptions that are so wide of the mark that if you were a darts player, spectators would be required to wear eye protection.

It’s great that you have met amazing people, I have too which funnily enough links my post to the threads topic however if you take every single written post as being deadly serious then perhaps it’s best to avoid the forums or perhaps just chill out a bit.

That being said, even though every post I make is tongue in cheek il sit and explain it for you with a recent example.

I was asked for my PayPal so that the other person could pay me to chew a loaf of bread, spit it all back into the bag and post it to them so they could eat it and masterbate. Hence the fucked up to the in cheek remark. That’s just one example, would you like me to add another?

Once again, chill out for goodness sake"

Brown or white bread?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm very hurt and disappointed no one said me.

I've had enough! I'm leaving! ...not!

Don't get rid of me that easily

You get a vote for best hairy chest

You just can't get enough of my hairy chest

"

You just can't stop

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

Brown or white bread? "

Haha, I kid you not, the next day I got another asking if a bagel would suit better.

I opted for a crumpet

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By *he Regina PhalangeWoman
over a year ago

Lanarkshire

Can I just interject?

I don’t see anything in what BoW said. Out of all dating platforms, fab is the only one I have never admitted to being on to family and friends. This is my perception but it seems seedier and less acceptable to mainstream vanilla folk than the likes of the fishy site or indeed the one beginning with T.

That being said I can agree with Tarzan as I have met some of the loveliest, down to earth people who I will know and hold in high regard and love for the rest of my life.

(There are still arseholes and psychos though, I’ve seen and received some fucked up stuff here.)

Everyone has different perceptions of Fab but perceptions are also able to change. Be tolerant and open minded like the people you expect to meet on this lovely wee swinging site.

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By *he Regina PhalangeWoman
over a year ago

Lanarkshire

I’ve got too much time on my hands, I need to get back to work!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I’ve got too much time on my hands, I need to get back to work! "

Aye, off you pop

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By *he Regina PhalangeWoman
over a year ago

Lanarkshire


"I’ve got too much time on my hands, I need to get back to work!

Aye, off you pop "

I wish

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can I just interject?

I don’t see anything in what BoW said. Out of all dating platforms, fab is the only one I have never admitted to being on to family and friends. This is my perception but it seems seedier and less acceptable to mainstream vanilla folk than the likes of the fishy site or indeed the one beginning with T.

That being said I can agree with Tarzan as I have met some of the loveliest, down to earth people who I will know and hold in high regard and love for the rest of my life.

(There are still arseholes and psychos though, I’ve seen and received some fucked up stuff here.)

Everyone has different perceptions of Fab but perceptions are also able to change. Be tolerant and open minded like the people you expect to meet on this lovely wee swinging site.

"

Well said that woman

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By *he Regina PhalangeWoman
over a year ago

Lanarkshire


"Can I just interject?

I don’t see anything in what BoW said. Out of all dating platforms, fab is the only one I have never admitted to being on to family and friends. This is my perception but it seems seedier and less acceptable to mainstream vanilla folk than the likes of the fishy site or indeed the one beginning with T.

That being said I can agree with Tarzan as I have met some of the loveliest, down to earth people who I will know and hold in high regard and love for the rest of my life.

(There are still arseholes and psychos though, I’ve seen and received some fucked up stuff here.)

Everyone has different perceptions of Fab but perceptions are also able to change. Be tolerant and open minded like the people you expect to meet on this lovely wee swinging site.

Well said that woman "

Learned from the best x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

Brown or white bread?

Haha, I kid you not, the next day I got another asking if a bagel would suit better.

I opted for a crumpet "

See a Crumpet is acceptable! Did you eat it with a knife and fork?? !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can I just interject?

I don’t see anything in what BoW said. Out of all dating platforms, fab is the only one I have never admitted to being on to family and friends. This is my perception but it seems seedier and less acceptable to mainstream vanilla folk than the likes of the fishy site or indeed the one beginning with T.

That being said I can agree with Tarzan as I have met some of the loveliest, down to earth people who I will know and hold in high regard and love for the rest of my life.

(There are still arseholes and psychos though, I’ve seen and received some fucked up stuff here.)

Everyone has different perceptions of Fab but perceptions are also able to change. Be tolerant and open minded like the people you expect to meet on this lovely wee swinging site.

"

100%. I haven’t been asked to sniff someone’s wifes pants or kick someone in the balls on any dating sites (yet) On the flip side I’ve also not met many people off other sites I also now regard as a friend. I love fab but it’s also my secret.

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By *assy LassieWoman
over a year ago

Lanarkshire


"

Why is it a "rather fucked up platform"

I/we have found some amazing people who we now call friends and had some amazing meetings and memories that will last us a lifetime. If it wasn't for this platform none of that would've happened.

You must have had a bad experience thats clouding your judgement to come out with that statement.

Hmmm that’s an odd stab to aim at me based on your assumptions that are so wide of the mark that if you were a darts player, spectators would be required to wear eye protection.

It’s great that you have met amazing people, I have too which funnily enough links my post to the threads topic however if you take every single written post as being deadly serious then perhaps it’s best to avoid the forums or perhaps just chill out a bit.

That being said, even though every post I make is tongue in cheek il sit and explain it for you with a recent example.

I was asked for my PayPal so that the other person could pay me to chew a loaf of bread, spit it all back into the bag and post it to them so they could eat it and masterbate. Hence the fucked up to the in cheek remark. That’s just one example, would you like me to add another?

Once again, chill out for goodness sake

Brown or white bread? "

I'm sure he had a preference for brown. Most surreal message ever

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By *ringles0510Woman
over a year ago

Central Borders


"

Brown or white bread?

Haha, I kid you not, the next day I got another asking if a bagel would suit better.

I opted for a crumpet "

Fire over the seeded batch next time

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