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"Need any jokes , stories and tales got the dreaded C19 please keep me going over the next while as I isolate . " Aww total pants. Trip over the border and your free to roam and spread. x | |||
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"Need any jokes , stories and tales got the dreaded C19 please keep me going over the next while as I isolate . Aww total pants. Trip over the border and your free to roam and spread. x" I’ve only got cold symptoms so far hope it stays like that . I don’t mind our southern neighbours so I’ll not be a super spreader . | |||
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"Sorry to hear that, hope your symptoms aren't too bad. Found out today that my sister and her husband both have it now. Do you need anything Steph? x" Just need to be kept going for next we while so anything to keep me going much appreciated . ( if you’ve two metre long arms you could offer relief to my arm ) | |||
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"What do George Michael and wellies have in common?" I’m afraid to ask but go on ? | |||
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"What do George Michael and wellies have in common? I’m afraid to ask but go on ? " They both get sucked off in bogs | |||
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"Sorry to hear that, hope your symptoms aren't too bad. Found out today that my sister and her husband both have it now. Do you need anything Steph? x Just need to be kept going for next we while so anything to keep me going much appreciated . ( if you’ve two metre long arms you could offer relief to my arm ) Just call me stretch! X" Stretch Armstrong remember him ? | |||
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"What do George Michael and wellies have in common? I’m afraid to ask but go on ? They both get sucked off in bogs" Cracked a smile ta . | |||
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"Sorry to hear that, hope your symptoms aren't too bad. Found out today that my sister and her husband both have it now. Do you need anything Steph? x Just need to be kept going for next we while so anything to keep me going much appreciated . ( if you’ve two metre long arms you could offer relief to my arm ) Just call me stretch! X Stretch Armstrong remember him ? " I do indeed! | |||
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"I’m afraid all I have is dad jokes that always make people tut at me but as you have covid here is my current one: What do you call an anti-vaxxer nanny? Mrs Doubt-Pfizer" Check out the dad jokes thread in the lounge a couple of days ago . | |||
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"Need any jokes , stories and tales got the dreaded C19 please keep me going over the next while as I isolate . Aww total pants. Trip over the border and your free to roam and spread. x I’ve only got cold symptoms so far hope it stays like that . I don’t mind our southern neighbours so I’ll not be a super spreader . " Why do I always think of something else when I hear "super spreader" | |||
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"Need any jokes , stories and tales got the dreaded C19 please keep me going over the next while as I isolate . Aww total pants. Trip over the border and your free to roam and spread. x I’ve only got cold symptoms so far hope it stays like that . I don’t mind our southern neighbours so I’ll not be a super spreader . Why do I always think of something else when I hear "super spreader" " Ye have got dirty thoughts on the brain . | |||
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"What do George Michael and wellies have in common? I’m afraid to ask but go on ? They both get sucked off in bogs" | |||
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"Need any jokes , stories and tales got the dreaded C19 please keep me going over the next while as I isolate . Aww total pants. Trip over the border and your free to roam and spread. x I’ve only got cold symptoms so far hope it stays like that . I don’t mind our southern neighbours so I’ll not be a super spreader . Why do I always think of something else when I hear "super spreader" Ye have got dirty thoughts on the brain . " Me! Dirty thoughts! Never! | |||
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"Awwwww sorry you're not feeling so good Steph, on that note though and to hopefully cheer you up... Why did the banana go to the doctor? It wasn’t peeling well... " Is there worse than a dad joke ? | |||
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"Awwwww sorry you're not feeling so good Steph, on that note though and to hopefully cheer you up... Why did the banana go to the doctor? It wasn’t peeling well... Is there worse than a dad joke ? " There can always be worse, there's the German sausage ones... they ARE the wurst | |||
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"Awwwww sorry you're not feeling so good Steph, on that note though and to hopefully cheer you up... Why did the banana go to the doctor? It wasn’t peeling well... Is there worse than a dad joke ? There can always be worse, there's the German sausage ones... they ARE the wurst " What do you call a Frenchman walking down the beach? Philippe-falop | |||
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"Awwwww sorry you're not feeling so good Steph, on that note though and to hopefully cheer you up... Why did the banana go to the doctor? It wasn’t peeling well... Is there worse than a dad joke ? There can always be worse, there's the German sausage ones... they ARE the wurst What do you call a Frenchman walking down the beach? Philippe-falop" I laughed at that more than I should... | |||
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"Awwwww sorry you're not feeling so good Steph, on that note though and to hopefully cheer you up... Why did the banana go to the doctor? It wasn’t peeling well... Is there worse than a dad joke ? There can always be worse, there's the German sausage ones... they ARE the wurst What do you call a Frenchman walking down the beach? Philippe-falop I laughed at that more than I should... " Hope if wasn't a tena lady moment. | |||
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"Awwwww sorry you're not feeling so good Steph, on that note though and to hopefully cheer you up... Why did the banana go to the doctor? It wasn’t peeling well... Is there worse than a dad joke ? There can always be worse, there's the German sausage ones... they ARE the wurst What do you call a Frenchman walking down the beach? Philippe-falop I laughed at that more than I should... Hope if wasn't a tena lady moment. " That would have been pish | |||
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"Awwwww sorry you're not feeling so good Steph, on that note though and to hopefully cheer you up... Why did the banana go to the doctor? It wasn’t peeling well... Is there worse than a dad joke ? There can always be worse, there's the German sausage ones... they ARE the wurst What do you call a Frenchman walking down the beach? Philippe-falop I laughed at that more than I should... Hope if wasn't a tena lady moment. That would have been pish " Just keeping the level down . | |||
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"Awwwww sorry you're not feeling so good Steph, on that note though and to hopefully cheer you up... Why did the banana go to the doctor? It wasn’t peeling well... Is there worse than a dad joke ? There can always be worse, there's the German sausage ones... they ARE the wurst What do you call a Frenchman walking down the beach? Philippe-falop I laughed at that more than I should... Hope if wasn't a tena lady moment. That would have been pish Just keeping the level down . " There's a level??? Where? | |||
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"Awwwww sorry you're not feeling so good Steph, on that note though and to hopefully cheer you up... Why did the banana go to the doctor? It wasn’t peeling well... Is there worse than a dad joke ? There can always be worse, there's the German sausage ones... they ARE the wurst What do you call a Frenchman walking down the beach? Philippe-falop I laughed at that more than I should... Hope if wasn't a tena lady moment. That would have been pish Just keeping the level down . There's a level??? Where? " Gutter……with you two | |||
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"Awwwww sorry you're not feeling so good Steph, on that note though and to hopefully cheer you up... Why did the banana go to the doctor? It wasn’t peeling well... Is there worse than a dad joke ? There can always be worse, there's the German sausage ones... they ARE the wurst What do you call a Frenchman walking down the beach? Philippe-falop I laughed at that more than I should... Hope if wasn't a tena lady moment. That would have been pish Just keeping the level down . There's a level??? Where? Gusset……with you two " Sorted that for ya Reggi | |||
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"Awwwww sorry you're not feeling so good Steph, on that note though and to hopefully cheer you up... Why did the banana go to the doctor? It wasn’t peeling well... Is there worse than a dad joke ? There can always be worse, there's the German sausage ones... they ARE the wurst What do you call a Frenchman walking down the beach? Philippe-falop I laughed at that more than I should... Hope if wasn't a tena lady moment. That would have been pish Just keeping the level down . There's a level??? Where? Gutter……with you two " She cannae see it her boobs are in the way . | |||
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"Awwwww sorry you're not feeling so good Steph, on that note though and to hopefully cheer you up... Why did the banana go to the doctor? It wasn’t peeling well... Is there worse than a dad joke ? There can always be worse, there's the German sausage ones... they ARE the wurst What do you call a Frenchman walking down the beach? Philippe-falop I laughed at that more than I should... Hope if wasn't a tena lady moment. That would have been pish Just keeping the level down . There's a level??? Where? Gutter……with you two She cannae see it her boobs are in the way . " Who said that | |||
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"Awwwww sorry you're not feeling so good Steph, on that note though and to hopefully cheer you up... Why did the banana go to the doctor? It wasn’t peeling well... Is there worse than a dad joke ? There can always be worse, there's the German sausage ones... they ARE the wurst What do you call a Frenchman walking down the beach? Philippe-falop I laughed at that more than I should... Hope if wasn't a tena lady moment. That would have been pish Just keeping the level down . There's a level??? Where? Gusset……with you two Sorted that for ya Reggi " You’re a bugger Red | |||
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"Awwwww sorry you're not feeling so good Steph, on that note though and to hopefully cheer you up... Why did the banana go to the doctor? It wasn’t peeling well... Is there worse than a dad joke ? There can always be worse, there's the German sausage ones... they ARE the wurst What do you call a Frenchman walking down the beach? Philippe-falop I laughed at that more than I should... Hope if wasn't a tena lady moment. That would have been pish Just keeping the level down . There's a level??? Where? Gusset……with you two Sorted that for ya Reggi You’re a bugger Red " I love ya too missus | |||
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"Awwwww sorry you're not feeling so good Steph, on that note though and to hopefully cheer you up... Why did the banana go to the doctor? It wasn’t peeling well... Is there worse than a dad joke ? There can always be worse, there's the German sausage ones... they ARE the wurst What do you call a Frenchman walking down the beach? Philippe-falop I laughed at that more than I should... Hope if wasn't a tena lady moment. That would have been pish Just keeping the level down . There's a level??? Where? Gutter……with you two She cannae see it her boobs are in the way . " That’s her buoyancy aids for swimming | |||
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"Awwwww sorry you're not feeling so good Steph, on that note though and to hopefully cheer you up... Why did the banana go to the doctor? It wasn’t peeling well... Is there worse than a dad joke ? There can always be worse, there's the German sausage ones... they ARE the wurst What do you call a Frenchman walking down the beach? Philippe-falop I laughed at that more than I should... Hope if wasn't a tena lady moment. That would have been pish Just keeping the level down . There's a level??? Where? Gutter……with you two She cannae see it her boobs are in the way . That’s her buoyancy aids for swimming " I canny swim... keep bobbing up n doon | |||
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"Awwwww sorry you're not feeling so good Steph, on that note though and to hopefully cheer you up... Why did the banana go to the doctor? It wasn’t peeling well... Is there worse than a dad joke ? There can always be worse, there's the German sausage ones... they ARE the wurst What do you call a Frenchman walking down the beach? Philippe-falop I laughed at that more than I should... Hope if wasn't a tena lady moment. That would have been pish Just keeping the level down . There's a level??? Where? Soggy Gusset……with you two Sorted that for ya Reggi " Sorted! | |||
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"Awwwww sorry you're not feeling so good Steph, on that note though and to hopefully cheer you up... Why did the banana go to the doctor? It wasn’t peeling well... Is there worse than a dad joke ? There can always be worse, there's the German sausage ones... they ARE the wurst What do you call a Frenchman walking down the beach? Philippe-falop I laughed at that more than I should... Hope if wasn't a tena lady moment. That would have been pish Just keeping the level down . There's a level??? Where? Soggy Gusset……with you two Sorted that for ya Reggi Sorted! " Smertygusset | |||
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"Awwwww sorry you're not feeling so good Steph, on that note though and to hopefully cheer you up... Why did the banana go to the doctor? It wasn’t peeling well... Is there worse than a dad joke ? There can always be worse, there's the German sausage ones... they ARE the wurst What do you call a Frenchman walking down the beach? Philippe-falop I laughed at that more than I should... Hope if wasn't a tena lady moment. That would have been pish Just keeping the level down . There's a level??? Where? Gutter……with you two She cannae see it her boobs are in the way . That’s her buoyancy aids for swimming I canny swim... keep bobbing up n doon " At least you’ll not sink | |||
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"Awwwww sorry you're not feeling so good Steph, on that note though and to hopefully cheer you up... Why did the banana go to the doctor? It wasn’t peeling well... Is there worse than a dad joke ? There can always be worse, there's the German sausage ones... they ARE the wurst What do you call a Frenchman walking down the beach? Philippe-falop I laughed at that more than I should... Hope if wasn't a tena lady moment. That would have been pish Just keeping the level down . There's a level??? Where? Soggy Gusset……with you two Sorted that for ya Reggi Sorted! " | |||
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"Awwwww sorry you're not feeling so good Steph, on that note though and to hopefully cheer you up... Why did the banana go to the doctor? It wasn’t peeling well... Is there worse than a dad joke ? There can always be worse, there's the German sausage ones... they ARE the wurst What do you call a Frenchman walking down the beach? Philippe-falop I laughed at that more than I should... Hope if wasn't a tena lady moment. That would have been pish Just keeping the level down . There's a level??? Where? Gutter……with you two She cannae see it her boobs are in the way . That’s her buoyancy aids for swimming I canny swim... keep bobbing up n doon At least you’ll not sink " Is it true she was floating in the sea on her back and someone thought it was mooring buoys ? | |||
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"Awwwww sorry you're not feeling so good Steph, on that note though and to hopefully cheer you up... Why did the banana go to the doctor? It wasn’t peeling well... Is there worse than a dad joke ? There can always be worse, there's the German sausage ones... they ARE the wurst What do you call a Frenchman walking down the beach? Philippe-falop I laughed at that more than I should... Hope if wasn't a tena lady moment. That would have been pish Just keeping the level down . There's a level??? Where? Gutter……with you two She cannae see it her boobs are in the way . That’s her buoyancy aids for swimming I canny swim... keep bobbing up n doon At least you’ll not sink Is it true she was floating in the sea on her back and someone thought it was mooring buoys ? " And a seagull landed on one. | |||
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"Awwwww sorry you're not feeling so good Steph, on that note though and to hopefully cheer you up... Why did the banana go to the doctor? It wasn’t peeling well... Is there worse than a dad joke ? There can always be worse, there's the German sausage ones... they ARE the wurst What do you call a Frenchman walking down the beach? Philippe-falop I laughed at that more than I should... Hope if wasn't a tena lady moment. That would have been pish Just keeping the level down . There's a level??? Where? Gutter……with you two She cannae see it her boobs are in the way . That’s her buoyancy aids for swimming I canny swim... keep bobbing up n doon At least you’ll not sink Is it true she was floating in the sea on her back and someone thought it was mooring buoys ? And a seagull landed on one. " Not an albatross ? | |||
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"Awwwww sorry you're not feeling so good Steph, on that note though and to hopefully cheer you up... Why did the banana go to the doctor? It wasn’t peeling well... Is there worse than a dad joke ? There can always be worse, there's the German sausage ones... they ARE the wurst What do you call a Frenchman walking down the beach? Philippe-falop I laughed at that more than I should... Hope if wasn't a tena lady moment. That would have been pish Just keeping the level down . There's a level??? Where? Gutter……with you two She cannae see it her boobs are in the way . That’s her buoyancy aids for swimming I canny swim... keep bobbing up n doon At least you’ll not sink Is it true she was floating in the sea on her back and someone thought it was mooring buoys ? And a seagull landed on one. Not an albatross ? " Actually it was a blue footed booby | |||
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"Awwwww sorry you're not feeling so good Steph, on that note though and to hopefully cheer you up... Why did the banana go to the doctor? It wasn’t peeling well... Is there worse than a dad joke ? There can always be worse, there's the German sausage ones... they ARE the wurst What do you call a Frenchman walking down the beach? Philippe-falop I laughed at that more than I should... Hope if wasn't a tena lady moment. That would have been pish Just keeping the level down . There's a level??? Where? Gutter……with you two She cannae see it her boobs are in the way . That’s her buoyancy aids for swimming " and boy can ye see them | |||
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"Awwwww sorry you're not feeling so good Steph, on that note though and to hopefully cheer you up... Why did the banana go to the doctor? It wasn’t peeling well... Is there worse than a dad joke ? There can always be worse, there's the German sausage ones... they ARE the wurst What do you call a Frenchman walking down the beach? Philippe-falop I laughed at that more than I should... Hope if wasn't a tena lady moment. That would have been pish Just keeping the level down . There's a level??? Where? Gutter……with you two She cannae see it her boobs are in the way . That’s her buoyancy aids for swimming and boy can ye see them " Fae Falkirk??? | |||
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"Awwwww sorry you're not feeling so good Steph, on that note though and to hopefully cheer you up... Why did the banana go to the doctor? It wasn’t peeling well... Is there worse than a dad joke ? There can always be worse, there's the German sausage ones... they ARE the wurst What do you call a Frenchman walking down the beach? Philippe-falop I laughed at that more than I should... Hope if wasn't a tena lady moment. That would have been pish Just keeping the level down . There's a level??? Where? Gutter……with you two She cannae see it her boobs are in the way . That’s her buoyancy aids for swimming and boy can ye see them Fae Falkirk??? " Are they not the ninth wonder of the world ? ( wonder how bad her back hurts ? ) | |||
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"Awwwww sorry you're not feeling so good Steph, on that note though and to hopefully cheer you up... Why did the banana go to the doctor? It wasn’t peeling well... Is there worse than a dad joke ? There can always be worse, there's the German sausage ones... they ARE the wurst What do you call a Frenchman walking down the beach? Philippe-falop I laughed at that more than I should... Hope if wasn't a tena lady moment. That would have been pish Just keeping the level down . There's a level??? Where? Gutter……with you two She cannae see it her boobs are in the way . That’s her buoyancy aids for swimming and boy can ye see them Fae Falkirk??? Are they not the ninth wonder of the world ? ( wonder how bad her back hurts ? ) " Hellish Steph... I get regular massages though and started using a barrow | |||
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"I hope you feel better soon. I had it over Christmas. Can’t think of any jokes so far. Fx" At least your shoes thread gave me a giggle . | |||
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"I hope you feel better soon. I had it over Christmas. Can’t think of any jokes so far. Fx At least your shoes thread gave me a giggle . " There’s more to that saga. I was meant to collect them after receiving a pic to show that they had indeed been retrieved from the skip. With a suitable reward that would have been mutually enjoyable only to get a message with a pic of his positive LFT. Reward and shoes on hold until he tests negative. | |||
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"I hope you feel better soon. I had it over Christmas. Can’t think of any jokes so far. Fx At least your shoes thread gave me a giggle . There’s more to that saga. I was meant to collect them after receiving a pic to show that they had indeed been retrieved from the skip. With a suitable reward that would have been mutually enjoyable only to get a message with a pic of his positive LFT. Reward and shoes on hold until he tests negative. " It wasn't me before anyone puts 2 and 2 together and gets 5 . | |||
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"I hope you feel better soon. I had it over Christmas. Can’t think of any jokes so far. Fx At least your shoes thread gave me a giggle . There’s more to that saga. I was meant to collect them after receiving a pic to show that they had indeed been retrieved from the skip. With a suitable reward that would have been mutually enjoyable only to get a message with a pic of his positive LFT. Reward and shoes on hold until he tests negative. It wasn't me before anyone puts 2 and 2 together and gets 5 . " I hope you’re feeling better. Today’s the day I pick up my shoes and give him a suitable reward | |||
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"I hope you feel better soon. I had it over Christmas. Can’t think of any jokes so far. Fx At least your shoes thread gave me a giggle . There’s more to that saga. I was meant to collect them after receiving a pic to show that they had indeed been retrieved from the skip. With a suitable reward that would have been mutually enjoyable only to get a message with a pic of his positive LFT. Reward and shoes on hold until he tests negative. It wasn't me before anyone puts 2 and 2 together and gets 5 . I hope you’re feeling better. Today’s the day I pick up my shoes and give him a suitable reward " Don't forget them this time . I'm almost over it roll on Friday freedom Day . | |||
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"Can you make room on that bench for me Steph " It’s more than 2 meters long , hope you don’t get to unwell take care . x | |||
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"Can you make room on that bench for me Steph It’s more than 2 meters long , hope you don’t get to unwell take care . x " feeling pants today just hope this is the worst of it Xx | |||
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"Can you make room on that bench for me Steph It’s more than 2 meters long , hope you don’t get to unwell take care . x feeling pants today just hope this is the worst of it Xx " Keep drinking ( not alcohol ) take paracetamol organise friends and family keep in touch keep boredom at bay . Count the days down to freedom . | |||
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"Dad joke of the day: Dave got tired of people making bald jokes so he spent a fortune on a wig. He’s now skint but it was a small price toupée…" | |||
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"Can you make room on that bench for me Steph It’s more than 2 meters long , hope you don’t get to unwell take care . x feeling pants today just hope this is the worst of it Xx Keep drinking ( not alcohol ) take paracetamol organise friends and family keep in touch keep boredom at bay . Count the days down to freedom . " I am Steph Xx | |||
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"Stolen from other forum , What’s Yoda’s surname ? Leyhehoo . ( say it out loud lol ) " lmao | |||
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