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"Use my hand no problem " Ye did ask Ms Phalange (hope it’s nothing too serious Missus x) | |||
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"Use my hand no problem Ye did ask Ms Phalange (hope it’s nothing too serious Missus x) " Oh, he’s changed his mind And thanks, serious enough to stop my life for a few months. | |||
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"Wtf did you do!? I can play with my other hand but like you, I'm right handed so it would be awkward for me to do anything with the left. Hope you're ok honey x" Thanks | |||
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"Also a righty, and back in my teens my right hand had some significant damage thanks to some fitba casuals. The docs thought it would be a good idea for me to learn to write left handed, turned out my horrid right hand scratchings were still better than my left Different set of motor skills, i guess its just how some peoples brains are wired. Hope you recover soon." This is what worries me! My left isn’t very user friendly. | |||
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"Is there anyone who can help you with getting about, housework, shopping etc? x" Yeah that’s all covered. | |||
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"So I’m right handed and I had a wee mishap today that means I cannot use my right hand/arm for 2 or 3 months. Can’t drive, can’t type, can’t go to work, can’t cook, can’t clean…..lots of cant’s. Including, can’t wank…..I’ve tried with my left hand before and it just doesn’t work. Can wanking be ambidextrous? Can anyone switch easily between hands? Is it more difficult for women to interchange hands? Seems like a skill I need to train myself on. " Aye, a good excuse for: A) practise B) see above C) a helping hand. | |||
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"Is there anyone who can help you with getting about, housework, shopping etc? x Yeah that’s all covered. " All good then x | |||
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"So I’m right handed and I had a wee mishap today that means I cannot use my right hand/arm for 2 or 3 months. Can’t drive, can’t type, can’t go to work, can’t cook, can’t clean…..lots of cant’s. Including, can’t wank…..I’ve tried with my left hand before and it just doesn’t work. Can wanking be ambidextrous? Can anyone switch easily between hands? Is it more difficult for women to interchange hands? Seems like a skill I need to train myself on. " Some people would say, you could never drive or cook. No me though, I would never say such a thing, I'm far too ....... erm scared | |||
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"So I’m right handed and I had a wee mishap today that means I cannot use my right hand/arm for 2 or 3 months. Can’t drive, can’t type, can’t go to work, can’t cook, can’t clean…..lots of cant’s. Including, can’t wank…..I’ve tried with my left hand before and it just doesn’t work. Can wanking be ambidextrous? Can anyone switch easily between hands? Is it more difficult for women to interchange hands? Seems like a skill I need to train myself on. Some people would say, you could never drive or cook. No me though, I would never say such a thing, I'm far too ....... erm scared " Woman they always said they could multi task . Seems us guys are all better at driving , cooking and wanking than the ladies . ( closes door and sneaks away ) | |||
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"So I’m right handed and I had a wee mishap today that means I cannot use my right hand/arm for 2 or 3 months. Can’t drive, can’t type, can’t go to work, can’t cook, can’t clean…..lots of cant’s. Including, can’t wank…..I’ve tried with my left hand before and it just doesn’t work. Can wanking be ambidextrous? Can anyone switch easily between hands? Is it more difficult for women to interchange hands? Seems like a skill I need to train myself on. Some people would say, you could never drive or cook. No me though, I would never say such a thing, I'm far too ....... erm scared Woman they always said they could multi task . Seems us guys are all better at driving , cooking and wanking than the ladies . ( closes door and sneaks away ) " Make sure you barricade that door | |||
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"So I’m right handed and I had a wee mishap today that means I cannot use my right hand/arm for 2 or 3 months. Can’t drive, can’t type, can’t go to work, can’t cook, can’t clean…..lots of cant’s. Including, can’t wank…..I’ve tried with my left hand before and it just doesn’t work. Can wanking be ambidextrous? Can anyone switch easily between hands? Is it more difficult for women to interchange hands? Seems like a skill I need to train myself on. Some people would say, you could never drive or cook. No me though, I would never say such a thing, I'm far too ....... erm scared Woman they always said they could multi task . Seems us guys are all better at driving , cooking and wanking than the ladies . ( closes door and sneaks away ) Make sure you barricade that door " Wisnae me big guy dun it an ran away . | |||
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"So I’m right handed and I had a wee mishap today that means I cannot use my right hand/arm for 2 or 3 months. Can’t drive, can’t type, can’t go to work, can’t cook, can’t clean…..lots of cant’s. Including, can’t wank…..I’ve tried with my left hand before and it just doesn’t work. Can wanking be ambidextrous? Can anyone switch easily between hands? Is it more difficult for women to interchange hands? Seems like a skill I need to train myself on. " Ah Mrs, sorry to hear that. Speedy recovery! I can manage with my left though it does feel odd. Only do it when the big lump Mr Muff is attempting a cuddle and falls asleep on my right hand. | |||
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"So I’m right handed and I had a wee mishap today that means I cannot use my right hand/arm for 2 or 3 months. Can’t drive, can’t type, can’t go to work, can’t cook, can’t clean…..lots of cant’s. Including, can’t wank…..I’ve tried with my left hand before and it just doesn’t work. Can wanking be ambidextrous? Can anyone switch easily between hands? Is it more difficult for women to interchange hands? Seems like a skill I need to train myself on. " This sounds like a tactic a guy would conjure up for a sympathy shag. Alright Regina, let me know when your available and I'll come round and sort it for ya. Never let it be said I'm afraid to help out a fellow Fabber once in a while. | |||
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"I'd be more worried about getting my mascara on... not been seen in public without that since I was 13 " That was me a few years ago. Developed reactive arthritis after a virus. Could barely brush my teeth....wean was going into school with a barnet like Amy Winehouse. | |||
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"I can use either hand no problem, I used to do a lot of sexting so it was easier to learn how to wank with the left than learn how to text with it" | |||
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"So I’m right handed and I had a wee mishap today that means I cannot use my right hand/arm for 2 or 3 months. Can’t drive, can’t type, can’t go to work, can’t cook, can’t clean…..lots of cant’s. Including, can’t wank…..I’ve tried with my left hand before and it just doesn’t work. Can wanking be ambidextrous? Can anyone switch easily between hands? Is it more difficult for women to interchange hands? Seems like a skill I need to train myself on. " I'll cum round and help you out...... | |||
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"Damn, that sucks!! Hope it's not too painful for you. Wand or rabbit will work for you left handed " But you'd have to get someone to clean these for you afterwards Not sure if that's a solution... | |||
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"Damn, that sucks!! Hope it's not too painful for you. Wand or rabbit will work for you left handed But you'd have to get someone to clean these for you afterwards Not sure if that's a solution... " Carlos thought you just threw them away Carlos was walking down the street one day when he seen a gentleman getting hit on the back of the head with a substantial sized dildo, nearly killed the poor guy | |||
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"Damn, that sucks!! Hope it's not too painful for you. Wand or rabbit will work for you left handed But you'd have to get someone to clean these for you afterwards Not sure if that's a solution... Carlos thought you just threw them away Carlos was walking down the street one day when he seen a gentleman getting hit on the back of the head with a substantial sized dildo, nearly killed the poor guy " Nooooo Carlos, these items are precious and not disposable Was it a glass dildo? They can definitely cause some serious damage. Do hope the poor guy made a full recovery x | |||
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"So I’m right handed and I had a wee mishap today that means I cannot use my right hand/arm for 2 or 3 months. Can’t drive, can’t type, can’t go to work, can’t cook, can’t clean…..lots of cant’s. Including, can’t wank…..I’ve tried with my left hand before and it just doesn’t work. Can wanking be ambidextrous? Can anyone switch easily between hands? Is it more difficult for women to interchange hands? Seems like a skill I need to train myself on. " I seem to be able to use both | |||
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"Use my hand no problem Ye did ask Ms Phalange (hope it’s nothing too serious Missus x) Oh, he’s changed his mind And thanks, serious enough to stop my life for a few months. " Very sad face here. Hope you get mended soon as. Care in the community here | |||
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"Use my hand no problem Ye did ask Ms Phalange (hope it’s nothing too serious Missus x) Oh, he’s changed his mind And thanks, serious enough to stop my life for a few months. " Very sad face here. Hope you get mended soon as. Care in the community here | |||
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"Use my hand no problem Ye did ask Ms Phalange (hope it’s nothing too serious Missus x) Oh, he’s changed his mind And thanks, serious enough to stop my life for a few months. Very sad face here. Hope you get mended soon as. Care in the community here " Ever so thoughtful Jimbo | |||
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"So I’m right handed and I had a wee mishap today that means I cannot use my right hand/arm for 2 or 3 months. Can’t drive, can’t type, can’t go to work, can’t cook, can’t clean…..lots of cant’s. Including, can’t wank…..I’ve tried with my left hand before and it just doesn’t work. Can wanking be ambidextrous? Can anyone switch easily between hands? Is it more difficult for women to interchange hands? Seems like a skill I need to train myself on. " I am sure the practice will be fun All failing my right hand and face are free to borrow, all in good working order lol | |||
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"I can use both hands at once " Show off! | |||
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"I can use both hands at once " Closest most men get to a 3sum lol | |||
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"I can use both hands at once Closest most men get to a 3sum lol" lol | |||
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"Do have you tried out the left yet? We’re all waiting to hear whether it was successful? " Left hand with a toy. Works a wee treat | |||
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"So I’m right handed and I had a wee mishap today that means I cannot use my right hand/arm for 2 or 3 months. Can’t drive, can’t type, can’t go to work, can’t cook, can’t clean…..lots of cant’s. Including, can’t wank…..I’ve tried with my left hand before and it just doesn’t work. Can wanking be ambidextrous? Can anyone switch easily between hands? Is it more difficult for women to interchange hands? Seems like a skill I need to train myself on. " Nope tried when hand cramps up it's just not the same, feels like I'm cheating on my main hand | |||
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