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If you could name yourself as the opposite sex

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By *uietbloke67 OP   Man
over a year ago

outside your bedroom window ;-)

Hello.

For a bit of light hearted relief.

If you where the opposite sex and could name yourself...what would your name be and why ....in true Blind Date Cilla fashion.

And before it grows arms and legs we will take your sexuality as what you define yourself as of today.

Ok..

ME

Clara- Basically Clara from Dr Who, stunning to look at and loved her style.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I might be taking this too far but... as it's Fab...

Carlos Fandango the Third... of course (self explanatory choice)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I might be taking this too far but... as it's Fab...

Carlos Fandango the Third... of course (self explanatory choice)"

You're obsessed woman

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I might be taking this too far but... as it's Fab...

Carlos Fandango the Third... of course (self explanatory choice)

You're obsessed woman "

It's the Carlos effect

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I might be taking this too far but... as it's Fab...

Carlos Fandango the Third... of course (self explanatory choice)

You're obsessed woman

It's the Carlos effect "

Is itbetterthan the Doctor effect?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I might be taking this too far but... as it's Fab...

Carlos Fandango the Third... of course (self explanatory choice)

You're obsessed woman

It's the Carlos effect

Is itbetterthan the Doctor effect? "

It's more when than is

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I might be taking this too far but... as it's Fab...

Carlos Fandango the Third... of course (self explanatory choice)

You're obsessed woman

It's the Carlos effect

Is itbetterthan the Doctor effect?

It's more when than is "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I might be taking this too far but... as it's Fab...

Carlos Fandango the Third... of course (self explanatory choice)

You're obsessed woman

It's the Carlos effect "

Carlos thinks it's the small things that makes a difference.

https://youtu.be/9Ht5RZpzPqw

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Engelbert.

After Engelbert Humperdink.

I think I could have given the bold Carlos a run for his money in the shagging stakes.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Engelbert.

After Engelbert Humperdink.

I think I could have given the bold Carlos a run for his money in the shagging stakes."

Carlos doubts that very much but one can dream.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I might be taking this too far but... as it's Fab...

Carlos Fandango the Third... of course (self explanatory choice)

You're obsessed woman

It's the Carlos effect

Carlos thinks it's the small things that makes a difference.

https://youtu.be/9Ht5RZpzPqw"

Carlos has good taste in music too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’d be called Ralph. That’s a cracking name!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I might be taking this too far but... as it's Fab...

Carlos Fandango the Third... of course (self explanatory choice)

You're obsessed woman

It's the Carlos effect

Carlos thinks it's the small things that makes a difference.

https://youtu.be/9Ht5RZpzPqw

Carlos has good taste in music too "

Carlos has a very eclectic taste in music, just like his lady friends.

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline

The Scottish threads get real angry, real quick

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The Scottish threads get real angry, real quick "

What would your name be then? Get it back on track....

I've got you down as a Deirdre

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The Scottish threads get real angry, real quick "

Carlos thinks it's the whiskey.

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline


"The Scottish threads get real angry, real quick

What would your name be then? Get it back on track....

I've got you down as a Deirdre "

Shirley.....actually (huffy voice) x

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline


"The Scottish threads get real angry, real quick

Carlos thinks it's the whiskey. "

Oh no, you spelled it the Irish way

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The Scottish threads get real angry, real quick

Carlos thinks it's the whiskey.

Oh no, you spelled it the Irish way "

Carlos is Spanish and apologizes, he only drinks cerveza and tequila.

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline


"The Scottish threads get real angry, real quick

Carlos thinks it's the whiskey.

Oh no, you spelled it the Irish way

Carlos is Spanish and apologizes, he only drinks cerveza and tequila. "

no Spanish brandy?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would go for Claire

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By *vbride1963TV/TS
over a year ago

E.K . Glasgow

I've no idea what I'd call myself mibbae just be confused.cd/tv .

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By *hrobbermanMan
over a year ago

Lanarkshire

I'd be called Magenta Steam-Vent today for reasons I will not go into.

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By *ancy38Woman
over a year ago

galway

Henrik

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’d be Mona, Cos i’d end up as greeting faced as all the rest of you lovely ladies.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’d be Mona, Cos i’d end up as greeting faced as all the rest of you lovely ladies. "

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By *oanne_MacTV/TS
over a year ago

Perth

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By *estless nativeMan
over a year ago

near Glasgow


"Engelbert.

After Engelbert Humperdink.

I think I could have given the bold Carlos a run for his money in the shagging stakes."

Dont you know that Carlos is the Gaston LeGume of fab shaggers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I might be taking this too far but... as it's Fab...

Carlos Fandango the Third... of course (self explanatory choice)

You're obsessed woman

It's the Carlos effect

Carlos thinks it's the small things that makes a difference.

https://youtu.be/9Ht5RZpzPqw

Carlos has good taste in music too

Carlos has a very eclectic taste in music, just like his lady friends. "

One can only agree

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Engelbert.

After Engelbert Humperdink.

I think I could have given the bold Carlos a run for his money in the shagging stakes.

Dont you know that Carlos is the Gaston LeGume of fab shaggers "

Duh duh DUH

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By *utdooryoneMan
over a year ago

Over there

Bob.

(As all Blackadder fans would agree)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Bob.

(As all Blackadder fans would agree)"

Ohhh Baldrick is a good name

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By *he Regina PhalangeWoman
over a year ago

Lanarkshire


"Bob.

(As all Blackadder fans would agree)

Ohhh Baldrick is a good name "

I liked flashheart

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By *utdooryoneMan
over a year ago

Over there


"Bob.

(As all Blackadder fans would agree)

Ohhh Baldrick is a good name

I liked flashheart "

Not Wee Jock Poo Pong McPlop, the toilet cleaner from Aberdeen?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Bob.

(As all Blackadder fans would agree)

Ohhh Baldrick is a good name

I liked flashheart "

There is a fair bit of flashing here spose

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd be quiet bloke

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'd be quiet bloke "

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By *uietbloke67 OP   Man
over a year ago

outside your bedroom window ;-)

RIGHT YOU LOT!!!!

A left yeez a wee game to play cause I had to nip to the shop for milk.....and look at the feckin mess a came back tae.

The feckin dishes still huvie been done either.

The lot o ye ...tae yer rooms and dont show me your fexkin greetin faces till you can play nice.

Noooo Move afore the big slipper comes oot!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I quite like Tegan - it's still kindo modern, but fun. Apparently I was destined to be called Claire which isnt the worst name in the world either - little matter of boy tackle scuppered that one though.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

Maybe I could suggest a man's name for you , save you thinking of one to join in on the thread.

Boris, you go on like a boring Tory party member so quite fitting name really.

Remember it's only a suggestion so plz don't get all triggered or worked up about it.

I go on like a “boring Tory party member”?

I’m literally a communist you idiot."

Clearly being young and blonde the idea of using Boris as your name went right over your head, you say you won't meet any Tories from Fab, I was making a jo ache never mind .

Thankfully you never got triggered.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"RIGHT YOU LOT!!!!

A left yeez a wee game to play cause I had to nip to the shop for milk.....and look at the feckin mess a came back tae.

The feckin dishes still huvie been done either.

The lot o ye ...tae yer rooms and dont show me your fexkin greetin faces till you can play nice.

Noooo Move afore the big slipper comes oot!!!!"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"RIGHT YOU LOT!!!!

A left yeez a wee game to play cause I had to nip to the shop for milk.....and look at the feckin mess a came back tae.

The feckin dishes still huvie been done either.

The lot o ye ...tae yer rooms and dont show me your fexkin greetin faces till you can play nice.

Noooo Move afore the big slipper comes oot!!!!"

But…but… but, it wisnae me it was THEM

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By *oShrinkingVioletWoman
over a year ago

the land of unicorns and fairytales


"Caitlyn Jenner simply because no matter what I call myself I'd still be a man.

"

I reckon fanny suits you better and that’s me playing nice

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By *imbobaMan
over a year ago

Glasgow


"I might be taking this too far but... as it's Fab...

Carlos Fandango the Third... of course (self explanatory choice)"

Feels like you’re cheating on me. I’ll head to the back of the queue.

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By *imbobaMan
over a year ago

Glasgow


"I might be taking this too far but... as it's Fab...

Carlos Fandango the Third... of course (self explanatory choice)

Feels like you’re cheating on me. I’ll head to the back of the queue. "

Oh. I’ll be Wanda. Cause I wanda what the feek I’m doing here most of the time.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’d have to go with Bunty.

Something makes me think that name is linked to a bit of a shagger in the 70’s or 80’s but I can’t remember who.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fanny by gaslight would be mine.

Glad I wasn't in this thread earlier, I'd have gotten kicked for sure lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not the Fish??? Me too lol

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By *imbobaMan
over a year ago

Glasgow


"Not the Fish??? Me too lol "

Keep up Flirt. WandaVision.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Not the Fish??? Me too lol

Keep up Flirt. WandaVision. "

Ahhh yer a wee Marvel right enough

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Steve

No reason, just think I have the air of a Steve about me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Leo - always loved the name

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By *amierebelMan
over a year ago

nae danger.

Amanda for obvious reasons

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By *nby ATV/TS
over a year ago

penthouse playrooms


"Caitlyn Jenner simply because no matter what I call myself I'd still be a man.

Derailing a fun thread with casual transphobia. You genuinely might be the biggest reprobate I’ve seen on the entire forum. "

Thanks. Standing up to poor behaviour is the new way forward. I too will stop turning a blind eye. It’s not snowflake. It’s not accepting your shit any more.

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By *nby ATV/TS
over a year ago

penthouse playrooms

Oh. And.

Anna. It just felt right. And it’s a palindrome. There are two directions to me.

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