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Brevity?..? Putin....?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Who is to blame for me not being able to find any decent fucking tights today in M&S? No wee funky patterned numbers or nice sheer ones with the reinforced gusset bit! Just 200 denier opaque tights which are bugger all use for a night out with a fitted dress.

Get you're fucking act together Putin. Am no happy!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Brevity? Predictive text....should say Brexit.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Putin would defo back off if you asked nicely.. you're always so cheeky..lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There’s a few dotted about round here

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"There’s a few dotted about round here"

In your local M&S or your knicker drawer?

I need them for tomorrow night!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Brevity? Predictive text....should say Brexit."

It's so ironic that you would fuck up the title of your thread using the word " brevity " . What a numpty.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Brevity? Predictive text....should say Brexit.

It's so ironic that you would fuck up the title of your thread using the word " brevity " . What a numpty. "

Should you not be looking for a new mirror fugly?

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline


"There’s a few dotted about round here

In your local M&S or your knicker drawer?

I need them for tomorrow night!"

Maybe you haven't used your sparks card enough. Wear your leather trousers x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"There’s a few dotted about round here

In your local M&S or your knicker drawer?

I need them for tomorrow night!

Maybe you haven't used your sparks card enough. Wear your leather trousers x"

Mr doesn't let me out unaccompanied with them on. I'd come home like a painter's radio apparently.

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By *he Regina PhalangeWoman
over a year ago

Lanarkshire


"There’s a few dotted about round here

In your local M&S or your knicker drawer?

I need them for tomorrow night!

Maybe you haven't used your sparks card enough. Wear your leather trousers x

Mr doesn't let me out unaccompanied with them on. I'd come home like a painter's radio apparently."

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline


"There’s a few dotted about round here

In your local M&S or your knicker drawer?

I need them for tomorrow night!

Maybe you haven't used your sparks card enough. Wear your leather trousers x

Mr doesn't let me out unaccompanied with them on. I'd come home like a painter's radio apparently."

Me thinks mister is a sage observer of other men, and they would love to do with his wife x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What do you call the mini portable toilet all Russian soldiers are issued with?

A poo-tin

My work here is done.

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