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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

So got a wee toy that fits in my bum thats remote controlled who would like to put it in me then go for a pint with the remote in their pocket ladies or couples only no single men pls

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Shall I take a ticket and join the queue?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I feel the shape of the toy is key here, if it is a triangle it may raise some interest…

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over a year ago

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over a year ago


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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I feel the shape of the toy is key here, if it is a triangle it may raise some interest…"

Just an egg shape sadly lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


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So got a wee toy that fits in my bum thats remote controlled who would like to put it in me then go for a pint with the remote in their pocket ladies or couples only no single men pls "

What sort of range does the remote have, can see miss muff, going for a pint in glasgow herself while your still back in Edinburgh with an egg rammed up yer derier

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I feel the shape of the toy is key here, if it is a triangle it may raise some interest…

Just an egg shape sadly lol"

Should only take 3mins up your arsehole then

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"

So got a wee toy that fits in my bum thats remote controlled who would like to put it in me then go for a pint with the remote in their pocket ladies or couples only no single men pls

What sort of range does the remote have, can see miss muff, going for a pint in glasgow herself while your still back in Edinburgh with an egg rammed up yer derier "

No that far I dinne think about 25metres tops I think

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mr and I did actually try something similar a few years ago whilst out shopping.

The fantasy is always better than the reality.

Wee lassie in Boots thought I was having a stroke.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Mr and I did actually try something similar a few years ago whilst out shopping.

The fantasy is always better than the reality.

Wee lassie in Boots thought I was having a stroke."

Pmsfl x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Mr and I did actually try something similar a few years ago whilst out shopping.

The fantasy is always better than the reality.

Wee lassie in Boots thought I was having a stroke."

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over a year ago


"Mr and I did actually try something similar a few years ago whilst out shopping.

The fantasy is always better than the reality.

Wee lassie in Boots thought I was having a stroke."

When in fact you were just pressing a button . Mr muff , your secrets out.

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over a year ago


"Mr and I did actually try something similar a few years ago whilst out shopping.

The fantasy is always better than the reality.

Wee lassie in Boots thought I was having a stroke.

When in fact you were just pressing a button . Mr muff , your secrets out. "

The Big Man knows what buttons to press

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over a year ago


"Mr and I did actually try something similar a few years ago whilst out shopping.

The fantasy is always better than the reality.

Wee lassie in Boots thought I was having a stroke.

When in fact you were just pressing a button . Mr muff , your secrets out.

The Big Man knows what buttons to press "

He should try the mute once in a while, perhaps keep you off that step for more than a day.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Mr and I did actually try something similar a few years ago whilst out shopping.

The fantasy is always better than the reality.

Wee lassie in Boots thought I was having a stroke.

When in fact you were just pressing a button . Mr muff , your secrets out.

The Big Man knows what buttons to press

He should try the mute once in a while, perhaps keep you off that step for more than a day. "

Listen....he reins me in believe it or not!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


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So got a wee toy that fits in my bum thats remote controlled who would like to put it in me then go for a pint with the remote in their pocket ladies or couples only no single men pls "

I'll take that remote control, put it at top speed level and have a day at the shops

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"

So got a wee toy that fits in my bum thats remote controlled who would like to put it in me then go for a pint with the remote in their pocket ladies or couples only no single men pls

I'll take that remote control, put it at top speed level and have a day at the shops "

Ud have to make me come round the shops wi u so u could get ur kill watching me squirm and try keep it the gether

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