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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

So, having had such great recommendations from you lovely people on hoovers I decided to go and have a look at them. The salesman (Henry, a Buddhist with no attachments) was amazing and swept me off my feet convincing me to leave fab. Turns out he was a bit of a shark though and would say anything for a sale which sucks but I’m back so at least things are picking up

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By *vbride1963TV/TS
over a year ago

E.K . Glasgow


"So, having had such great recommendations from you lovely people on hoovers I decided to go and have a look at them. The salesman (Henry, a Buddhist with no attachments) was amazing and swept me off my feet convincing me to leave fab. Turns out he was a bit of a shark though and would say anything for a sale which sucks but I’m back so at least things are picking up

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The forums have been getting very messy recently maybe you should vacuum them once you’ve dusted yourself down .

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"So, having had such great recommendations from you lovely people on hoovers I decided to go and have a look at them. The salesman (Henry, a Buddhist with no attachments) was amazing and swept me off my feet convincing me to leave fab. Turns out he was a bit of a shark though and would say anything for a sale which sucks but I’m back so at least things are picking up

The forums have been getting very messy recently maybe you should vacuum them once you’ve dusted yourself down . "

I might need a maids outfit, can you help me oot

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By *vbride1963TV/TS
over a year ago

E.K . Glasgow


"So, having had such great recommendations from you lovely people on hoovers I decided to go and have a look at them. The salesman (Henry, a Buddhist with no attachments) was amazing and swept me off my feet convincing me to leave fab. Turns out he was a bit of a shark though and would say anything for a sale which sucks but I’m back so at least things are picking up

The forums have been getting very messy recently maybe you should vacuum them once you’ve dusted yourself down .

I might need a maids outfit, can you help me oot "

Black or pink ?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"So, having had such great recommendations from you lovely people on hoovers I decided to go and have a look at them. The salesman (Henry, a Buddhist with no attachments) was amazing and swept me off my feet convincing me to leave fab. Turns out he was a bit of a shark though and would say anything for a sale which sucks but I’m back so at least things are picking up

The forums have been getting very messy recently maybe you should vacuum them once you’ve dusted yourself down .

I might need a maids outfit, can you help me oot

Black or pink ? "

Oooooo black… no pink … no black … arrrgh

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By *vbride1963TV/TS
over a year ago

E.K . Glasgow


"So, having had such great recommendations from you lovely people on hoovers I decided to go and have a look at them. The salesman (Henry, a Buddhist with no attachments) was amazing and swept me off my feet convincing me to leave fab. Turns out he was a bit of a shark though and would say anything for a sale which sucks but I’m back so at least things are picking up

The forums have been getting very messy recently maybe you should vacuum them once you’ve dusted yourself down .

I might need a maids outfit, can you help me oot

Black or pink ?

Oooooo black… no pink … no black … arrrgh "

Need to see the docs your taking them funny turns again .

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"So, having had such great recommendations from you lovely people on hoovers I decided to go and have a look at them. The salesman (Henry, a Buddhist with no attachments) was amazing and swept me off my feet convincing me to leave fab. Turns out he was a bit of a shark though and would say anything for a sale which sucks but I’m back so at least things are picking up

The forums have been getting very messy recently maybe you should vacuum them once you’ve dusted yourself down .

I might need a maids outfit, can you help me oot

Black or pink ?

Oooooo black… no pink … no black … arrrgh

Need to see the docs your taking them funny turns again . "

Have you tried getting an appointment at the doc’s… easier getting a meet (as some would say)

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By *vbride1963TV/TS
over a year ago

E.K . Glasgow


"So, having had such great recommendations from you lovely people on hoovers I decided to go and have a look at them. The salesman (Henry, a Buddhist with no attachments) was amazing and swept me off my feet convincing me to leave fab. Turns out he was a bit of a shark though and would say anything for a sale which sucks but I’m back so at least things are picking up

The forums have been getting very messy recently maybe you should vacuum them once you’ve dusted yourself down .

I might need a maids outfit, can you help me oot

Black or pink ?

Oooooo black… no pink … no black … arrrgh

Need to see the docs your taking them funny turns again .

Have you tried getting an appointment at the doc’s… easier getting a meet (as some would say) "

I can still see the docs luckily , what’s a meet ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sooooooooooooooook!"

Glad to see you back

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hope you told him straight, your gonna die son.

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By *oanne_MacTV/TS
over a year ago

Cunty Durham

Youve boomeranged again!

This maids outfit, satin or PVC?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"So, having had such great recommendations from you lovely people on hoovers I decided to go and have a look at them. The salesman (Henry, a Buddhist with no attachments) was amazing and swept me off my feet convincing me to leave fab. Turns out he was a bit of a shark though and would say anything for a sale which sucks but I’m back so at least things are picking up

The forums have been getting very messy recently maybe you should vacuum them once you’ve dusted yourself down .

I might need a maids outfit, can you help me oot

Black or pink ?

Oooooo black… no pink … no black … arrrgh

Need to see the docs your taking them funny turns again .

Have you tried getting an appointment at the doc’s… easier getting a meet (as some would say)

I can still see the docs luckily , what’s a meet ? "

It’s something I hear folk talking about… no too sure myself

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


""Sooooooooooooooook!"

Glad to see you back "

I see what you did there thank ya beautifulladyoffab

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Hope you told him straight, your gonna die son."

I see what you did tae

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Youve boomeranged again!

This maids outfit, satin or PVC? "

Ffs… you and Steph are giving me too many options… maybe I need a try on day

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Va va cuum, good to see you back in the room

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hoooovveerrrr you with lastnight

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By *oanne_MacTV/TS
over a year ago

Cunty Durham

Im saying no more or I'll become known as Joanne Vac.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Va va cuum, good to see you back in the room "

Cheers sexylegs

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Hoooovveerrrr you with lastnight "

NOT Henry

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Im saying no more or I'll become known as Joanne Vac."

You’ll ALWAYS be Legs to me

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