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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Life can sure be a merry-go-round but for many the "merry" bit can seem a bit arbitrary!

'The Male Cycle'

When I was 13, I hoped that one day I would have a girlfriend with big

t*ts.

When I was 16, I got a girlfriend with big tits, but there was no passion,

so I decided I needed a passionate girl with zest for life.

In college I dated a passionate girl, but she was too emotional.

Everything was an emergency; she was a drama queen, cried all the time and

threatened suicide.

So I decided I needed a girl with stability.

When I was 25, I found a very stable girl but she was boring.

She was totally predictable and never got excited about anything.

Life became so dull that I decided that I needed a girl with some

excitement.

When I was 28, I found an exciting girl, but I couldn't keep up with her.

She rushed from one thing to another, never settling on anything.

She did mad impetuous things and made me miserable as often as happy.

She was great fun initially and very energetic, but directionless.

So I decided to find a girl with some real ambition.

When I turned 30, I found a smart ambitious girl with her feet planted

firmly on the ground, so I married her.

She was so ambitious that she divorced me and took everything I owned.

I am older and wiser now, and I am looking for a girl with big t*ts.

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By *lay_N_cum2Couple
over a year ago

The Den KY5 0DS

Lol....good one..make sure she likes tea cakes too....xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

pmsl

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Will mine do lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Will mine do lol"
corf corf if 44 doesna want them i will have them np ody lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Aww count me out then I'm only a all 38f

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By *cottishsexgoddessWoman
over a year ago

Glenrothes

Sighs - don't think I qualify in the boob department

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

hahahha fred lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

a bit hasty there girls I only have wee hands lol

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By *1cebren4uWoman
over a year ago

clydebank


"a bit hasty there girls I only have wee hands lol "

pmsl but a big gob lol xxxxx ive seen ya eat lol xxx

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