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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

What would you give yourself out of 10 for your looks alone?

Be honest here.

I’d say an 8 for me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Carlos gives himself a 4 based on the fact he has all his own teeth and some hair.

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By *imbobaMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

I don’t make people vomit. That does me fine.

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!

3/4

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"3/4 "

Is that a 3 out of 4 or 3/4 out of 10???? Either way you've lost the plot NMD, you're a 9, probably more in the flesh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Solid 2

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Solid 2"

Out of 20.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Solid 2

Out of 20. "
fanny

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Solid 2

Out of 20. fanny"

Carlos will accept your compliment.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Carlos gives himself a 4 based on the fact he has all his own teeth and some hair."
yer own teeth? 2 don't count as a full set.. hair? Comb over aye

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I still have them in a jar.

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By *ittle-Miss-Cunty-1Woman
over a year ago

Your basement, Cuntsville

Solid 7

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!


"3/4

Is that a 3 out of 4 or 3/4 out of 10???? Either way you've lost the plot NMD, you're a 9, probably more in the flesh "
3 possibly 4 out of 10 you are too kind lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I don’t make people vomit. That does me fine. "

You're a big silver fox Mr ...dunno what that equates to as a score out of 10.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

3 or a 4 for me..Bonnie

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline

A bang average 4 for me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

9.8 / 10

Ohh cmon , everyone know I talk shit pretty much all the time on the forums, why would I not do the same on this topic.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Solid 2

Out of 20. fanny pic sent"

You're welcome.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’d say I am a solid 7/10.

We are all our own biggest critics but I do think that’s a fair score

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Solid 2

Out of 20. fanny pic sent

You're welcome. "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Solid 2

Out of 20. fanny pic sent

You're welcome. "

Funny..that was the look on Carlos face when he opened it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Solid 2

Out of 20. fanny pic sent

You're welcome.

Funny..that was the look on Carlos face when he opened it. "
hardly.. I don't send fanny pics

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline


"Solid 2

Out of 20. fanny pic sent

You're welcome.

Funny..that was the look on Carlos face when he opened it. hardly.. I don't send fanny pics "

Lady of quality. Invitation only. Limited distribution x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Me 3 but the wife definitely a solid 10 lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Solid 2

Out of 20. fanny pic sent

You're welcome.

Funny..that was the look on Carlos face when he opened it. "

Carlos is happy to report he's never been sent a fanny pic.

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By *ltimate cock whoresCouple
over a year ago

Edinburgh

Probs a 5

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We see ourselves completely different to how others see you so naturally we rate ourselves low.

I'd give myself a 6/10. Nothing see special

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline

Let's face it, we all have 'issues' about how we think we look. One man/woman's beauty is another's pigs ear. You're all wonderful in yor own way!

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By *ac_ShelbyMan
over a year ago

Ayrshire

Due to being pretty slim, especially after dropping a good bit of weight during lockdown I find I'm not most people's type so tend to want to rate myself quite low, but at the same time I don't think I'm ugly so find it difficult to put a number on myself.

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By *vbride1963TV/TS
over a year ago

E.K . Glasgow


"Solid 2

Out of 20. fanny"

You don’t have a solid 2 . Running for a bus you’d have two black eyes if you weren’t wearing a bra .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Solid 2

Out of 20. fanny

You don’t have a solid 2 . Running for a bus you’d have two black eyes if you weren’t wearing a bra . "

Carlos is laughing.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just on looks: 2/10. I give myself a point for my eyes and one for my smile. That's about the only parts I personally feel are attractive.

I'm definitely a personality kinda person

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Solid 2

Out of 20. fanny

You don’t have a solid 2 . Running for a bus you’d have two black eyes if you weren’t wearing a bra . "
luckily I don't run

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By *vbride1963TV/TS
over a year ago

E.K . Glasgow


"Solid 2

Out of 20. fanny

You don’t have a solid 2 . Running for a bus you’d have two black eyes if you weren’t wearing a bra . luckily I don't run"

I remember your last run . Looked like a cat had clawed your stockings to shreds .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Solid 2

Out of 20. fanny

You don’t have a solid 2 . Running for a bus you’d have two black eyes if you weren’t wearing a bra . luckily I don't run

I remember your last run . Looked like a cat had clawed your stockings to shreds . "
. We'll fall out now..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can we go into negative scores?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What would you give yourself out of 10 for your looks alone?

Be honest here.

I’d say an 8 for me

"

Without it sounding vain and that we are up our own arses I'd say we are a nice looking couple, Jane especially is a 10 outta 10 as she's also beautiful in the inside as she is on the outside.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm going to go 6/10 on the right side of the median

I must also say sweet cheeks is deluded if she thinks she's a 2!!! It's nice to be bashful, but it has to be within the bounds of reality!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm going to go 6/10 on the right side of the median

I must also say sweet cheeks is deluded if she thinks she's a 2!!! It's nice to be bashful, but it has to be within the bounds of reality!!"

As someone who has met Sweet Cheeks a few times I can confirm she's definitely not a 2 more like an 8. Her tea making is definitely a 10 lol

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By *entlemanrogueMan
over a year ago

Motherwell

Id give myself a 7.

i..not tonhung uo on looks but kjow i dont appeal to everyone.

I have been fortunate enough to have had some beautiful partners, play partners and lovers in my life therefore, i cant be that grotesque

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I love all the answers.

A lot of men giving themselves low scores.

A lot of men giving their partners high scores…

As we get older, our looks fade, we put on some extra body lbs, and we get comfortable.

I just hope everyone loves themselves and enjoys life!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

5 for me

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By *tew1985Man
over a year ago

Near You

I would rate myself as 4 to 5 out of 10, nothing special.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lotta ugly folk on here.

No wonder nobody can get pumped

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline


"Lotta ugly folk on here.

No wonder nobody can get pumped "

Speak for yourself x

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By *erlins5Man
over a year ago

South Fife


"3/4 "

I know for a fact that you are a 10+

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Lotta ugly folk on here.

No wonder nobody can get pumped

Speak for yourself x"

We're no talking breast milk pumping Ninja!

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline


"Lotta ugly folk on here.

No wonder nobody can get pumped

Speak for yourself x

We're no talking breast milk pumping Ninja! "

I'm just getting suited up here. Is 3.30 OK for a tour of the production plant? x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Lotta ugly folk on here.

No wonder nobody can get pumped

Speak for yourself x

We're no talking breast milk pumping Ninja!

I'm just getting suited up here. Is 3.30 OK for a tour of the production plant? x"

Make it 4pm.

Need a while to fire the engines up again...so to speak.

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline


"Lotta ugly folk on here.

No wonder nobody can get pumped

Speak for yourself x

We're no talking breast milk pumping Ninja!

I'm just getting suited up here. Is 3.30 OK for a tour of the production plant? x

Make it 4pm.

Need a while to fire the engines up again...so to speak."

I provide suction facilities if required, as well as a selection of hoses x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm going to go 6/10 on the right side of the median

I must also say sweet cheeks is deluded if she thinks she's a 2!!! It's nice to be bashful, but it has to be within the bounds of reality!!"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm going to go 6/10 on the right side of the median

I must also say sweet cheeks is deluded if she thinks she's a 2!!! It's nice to be bashful, but it has to be within the bounds of reality!!

As someone who has met Sweet Cheeks a few times I can confirm she's definitely not a 2 more like an 8. Her tea making is definitely a 10 lol "
what's your address again. Money is on its way.. my tea making is indeed spot on .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Lotta ugly folk on here.

No wonder nobody can get pumped "
omg

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!


"3/4

I know for a fact that you are a 10+ "
awww thank you

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By *he Regina PhalangeWoman
over a year ago

Lanarkshire

I’d like to give myself one, but the kids are home

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline


"I’d like to give myself one, but the kids are home "

Cue drums and symbells x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

5 out of 10

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm going to go 6/10 on the right side of the median

I must also say sweet cheeks is deluded if she thinks she's a 2!!! It's nice to be bashful, but it has to be within the bounds of reality!!

As someone who has met Sweet Cheeks a few times I can confirm she's definitely not a 2 more like an 8. Her tea making is definitely a 10 lol what's your address again. Money is on its way.. my tea making is indeed spot on . "

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By *vanabeusedTV/TS
over a year ago

somewhere

7

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Ooooft!

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By *oShrinkingVioletWoman
over a year ago

the land of unicorns and fairytales

On a regular day about a 6/7 when I’ve got the make up on and ready for a night out 8, pre illness I’d defo have given myself a 9. I’m getting used to short hair and smaller boobs but before I defo rocked the long hair and melons

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Might be being harsh on myself but i will say 2 or 3

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Might be being harsh on myself but i will say 2 or 3"

Aww c'mon to fuck....that's a Quasimodo rating. Have some baws man. You're a solid 4! x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Might be being harsh on myself but i will say 2 or 3"

Carlos doesn't think you're being harsh on yourself.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Solid 10 - for my tea making skills. I've been told I make and I quote "a cracking cuppa"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Solid 10 - for my tea making skills. I've been told I make and I quote "a cracking cuppa" "

Carlos has a lot of trouble getting a nice cup of tea in the morning.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Solid 10 - for my tea making skills. I've been told I make and I quote "a cracking cuppa"

Carlos has a lot of trouble getting a nice cup of tea in the morning."

The key is how long you leave your tea bag in the mug

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By *oShrinkingVioletWoman
over a year ago

the land of unicorns and fairytales


"Solid 10 - for my tea making skills. I've been told I make and I quote "a cracking cuppa"

Carlos has a lot of trouble getting a nice cup of tea in the morning.

The key is how long you leave your tea bag in the mug "

I’m a dipper I don’t just leave it in I like to keep dipping it in and out letting the full flavours Flow out builders tea all the way

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Solid 10 - for my tea making skills. I've been told I make and I quote "a cracking cuppa"

Carlos has a lot of trouble getting a nice cup of tea in the morning.

The key is how long you leave your tea bag in the mug

I’m a dipper I don’t just leave it in I like to keep dipping it in and out letting the full flavours Flow out builders tea all the way "

Back home in Spain we call that tea bagging.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Solid 10 - for my tea making skills. I've been told I make and I quote "a cracking cuppa"

Carlos has a lot of trouble getting a nice cup of tea in the morning.

The key is how long you leave your tea bag in the mug

I’m a dipper I don’t just leave it in I like to keep dipping it in and out letting the full flavours Flow out builders tea all the way "

I dip too

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By *he Regina PhalangeWoman
over a year ago

Lanarkshire

I like it left in and swirled around.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I like it left in and swirled around."

My sister and her husband leave them in for about five minutes then just add a dash of milk. They love it very strong but that's the Irish way, I believe. She picked up some very bad habits after moving over there

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I like it left in and swirled around."
still talking tea ?

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By *he Regina PhalangeWoman
over a year ago

Lanarkshire


"I like it left in and swirled around.

My sister and her husband leave them in for about five minutes then just add a dash of milk. They love it very strong but that's the Irish way, I believe. She picked up some very bad habits after moving over there "

If that’s the worst habit she picked up she’s not going too badly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I like it left in and swirled around.

My sister and her husband leave them in for about five minutes then just add a dash of milk. They love it very strong but that's the Irish way, I believe. She picked up some very bad habits after moving over there

If that’s the worst habit she picked up she’s not going too badly "

There's definitely more than that lol

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By *uietbloke67Man
over a year ago

outside your bedroom window ;-)

Quivering -3

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Lotta ugly folk on here.

No wonder nobody can get pumped "

Hey, its not the ugly big thats stops me its the fat and stupid! Get your fact right Mrs

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By *lut Sara and bobCouple
over a year ago

Renfrewshire


"Solid 2"

I'd give you one.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Defo a solid 2 with my glasses on ??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Got to be 10 due to being a ginge

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Solid 2"

I'd give you one!

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By *ilverjagMan
over a year ago

swansea

Well, I don't want to sound vane or ego centric, but every time I go back home to Scotland I get a lot of favourable compliments, and when I see how some have let themselves go, I can quite see why! Get in touch if you want to rate my looks, and next time I'm home that can be arranged.

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By *tarburst babydollMan
over a year ago

Dingwall

I'd give myself a 4 out of 10

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By *ilveryFoxMan
over a year ago

Midlothian

A solid 6/10 and 5/10 after a few glasses of wine

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By *aggismuncher69Man
over a year ago

Johnstone

I'd say I'm a 4 and potentially up to a 6 if I can stop drinking and lose some weight!

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By *assy LassieWoman
over a year ago

Lanarkshire


"Well, I don't want to sound vane or ego centric, but every time I go back home to Scotland I get a lot of favourable compliments, and when I see how some have let themselves go, I can quite see why! Get in touch if you want to rate my looks, and next time I'm home that can be arranged. "

Shut the front gate yer about to be flooded by fanny....or not!

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By *unter_hoodMan
over a year ago

Edinburgh


"Well, I don't want to sound vane or ego centric, but every time I go back home to Scotland I get a lot of favourable compliments, and when I see how some have let themselves go, I can quite see why! Get in touch if you want to rate my looks, and next time I'm home that can be arranged.

Shut the front gate yer about to be flooded by fanny....or not! "

Savage

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By *unter_hoodMan
over a year ago

Edinburgh

Everyone should give themselves a 10!

Who cares what others think. Love the skin your in!

I may be a 2 to someone or I might be a 10 to someone else.

Spread the love people! You are all a 10!

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By *ittleCurvyChickWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere over the rainbow

About a 4

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Well, I don't want to sound vane or ego centric, but every time I go back home to Scotland I get a lot of favourable compliments, and when I see how some have let themselves go, I can quite see why! Get in touch if you want to rate my looks, and next time I'm home that can be arranged.

Shut the front gate yer about to be flooded by fanny....or not! "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Well, I don't want to sound vane or ego centric, but every time I go back home to Scotland I get a lot of favourable compliments, and when I see how some have let themselves go, I can quite see why! Get in touch if you want to rate my looks, and next time I'm home that can be arranged. "

Carlos says "in the valley of the blind, the one eyed man is king".

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By *ancer36Woman
over a year ago

Stirling

I’d give myself an 8, always room for improvement x

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By *iss_Juicy79Woman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

Probably a 4

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By *ilverjagMan
over a year ago

swansea


"Well, I don't want to sound vane or ego centric, but every time I go back home to Scotland I get a lot of favourable compliments, and when I see how some have let themselves go, I can quite see why! Get in touch if you want to rate my looks, and next time I'm home that can be arranged.

Shut the front gate yer about to be flooded by fanny....or not! "

Well I must admit that I wasn't expecting this amount of private responses requesting to know more about me. Thank you all though and as soon as the better weather gets here, I will be back at my place in Fife where you will be welcome guests.

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By *unter_hoodMan
over a year ago

Edinburgh

100% I would give you 1 and another and another and another 1 and another..... not enough numbers for you

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By *nigma245Man
over a year ago

Edinburgh

I would give myself a 3...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Going big and giving myself a 7.77789

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By *assy LassieWoman
over a year ago

Lanarkshire


"Going big and giving myself a 7.77789 "

Don't be so modest. Looks like a solid 8 to me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd give myself 1... I do most days to be fair

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Going big and giving myself a 7.77789

Don't be so modest. Looks like a solid 8 to me"

Aww thanks, depending on what you’re meaning it’s a 9

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By *assy LassieWoman
over a year ago

Lanarkshire


"Going big and giving myself a 7.77789

Don't be so modest. Looks like a solid 8 to me

Aww thanks, depending on what you’re meaning it’s a 9 "

And they say the camera doesn't lie... I stand corrected

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Well, I don't want to sound vane or ego centric, but every time I go back home to Scotland I get a lot of favourable compliments, and when I see how some have let themselves go, I can quite see why! Get in touch if you want to rate my looks, and next time I'm home that can be arranged. "
brilliant

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Solid 2

I'd give you one! "

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By *tew008Man
over a year ago

edinburgh

0.5

Only cause I don’t have to stare at it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm about a 3 but my beard is a solid 10

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By *he Regina PhalangeWoman
over a year ago

Lanarkshire


"Well, I don't want to sound vane or ego centric, but every time I go back home to Scotland I get a lot of favourable compliments, and when I see how some have let themselves go, I can quite see why! Get in touch if you want to rate my looks, and next time I'm home that can be arranged.

Shut the front gate yer about to be flooded by fanny....or not!

Well I must admit that I wasn't expecting this amount of private responses requesting to know more about me. Thank you all though and as soon as the better weather gets here, I will be back at my place in Fife where you will be welcome guests. "

too funny

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By *assy LassieWoman
over a year ago

Lanarkshire


"Well, I don't want to sound vane or ego centric, but every time I go back home to Scotland I get a lot of favourable compliments, and when I see how some have let themselves go, I can quite see why! Get in touch if you want to rate my looks, and next time I'm home that can be arranged.

Shut the front gate yer about to be flooded by fanny....or not!

Well I must admit that I wasn't expecting this amount of private responses requesting to know more about me. Thank you all though and as soon as the better weather gets here, I will be back at my place in Fife where you will be welcome guests. "

Did ye, aye

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A solid 6.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A solid 6. "

If memory serves me correctly, I’ve seen you in a few positions that pushes that score closer to the 9’s and 9.9’s….

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A solid 6.

If memory serves me correctly, I’ve seen you in a few positions that pushes that score closer to the 9’s and 9.9’s…."

Ummmm. I’m saying nothing!

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over a year ago

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over a year ago


"A solid 6.

If memory serves me correctly, I’ve seen you in a few positions that pushes that score closer to the 9’s and 9.9’s….

Ummmm. I’m saying nothing! "

In saying that, it was kinda dark though…

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Carlos… having your own teeth and hair merits you a 5

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over a year ago

I think you’re very beautiful in every department

I’d say a 9.5 with a little room

For improvement - as you say!

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over a year ago


"Carlos… having your own teeth and hair merits you a 5 "

Ok, gracias amigo.

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over a year ago

A dubious 5. I'm a realist...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

On looks I'd go a 2 as Bern told I look like a cross between Lee evens and Spud from train spotting

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By *imbobaMan
over a year ago

Glasgow


"Solid 10 - for my tea making skills. I've been told I make and I quote "a cracking cuppa"

Carlos has a lot of trouble getting a nice cup of tea in the morning.

The key is how long you leave your tea bag in the mug

I’m a dipper I don’t just leave it in I like to keep dipping it in and out letting the full flavours Flow out builders tea all the way "

Love it when you talk dirty.

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By *imbobaMan
over a year ago

Glasgow


"I’d give myself an 8, always room for improvement x"

Fair enough (with modesty factored in).

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