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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

It really has a lot to answer for. Is there a time you got caught cheating and regret it.

I was always cheating. Everything I done I looked to gain an advantage.

We were at my great aunt Chantelle’s 85th birthday party with some family. She was a lively old thing at the time and asked us if we wanted a game of twister to round off the night.

So there’s 3 of us left, myself, great aunt Chantelle and my uncle jazza.

My sister candice is spinning the hand to tell us what move to make next but also refereeing the game. Basically when candice spun the hand and looked away I swiped uncle jazza’s leg (we’ve all done it right?) and he fell landing on great aunt Chantelle and knocking both them out the game.

They both protested and I said uncle jazza had to much to drink n great aunt Chantelle’s mind was going a bit due to her age and it caused a helluva stooshy. Party was over.

It caused a massive divide in the family and when great aunt Chantelle passed I never even got an invite to the funeral.

Moral of my story is cheats never win. Some short term gain but everyone dies and your left with regrets. If only my sister candice refereed the game properly

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By *he Regina PhalangeWoman
over a year ago

Lanarkshire

A tough lesson to learn, you’ll not do that again!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think you and Carlos have much to teach us

Spex x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I think you and Carlos have much to teach us

Spex x"

Who’s Carlos?

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By *he Regina PhalangeWoman
over a year ago

Lanarkshire


"I think you and Carlos have much to teach us

Spex x

Who’s Carlos? "

We don’t talk about Carlos!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I think you and Carlos have much to teach us

Spex x

Who’s Carlos? "

I am Carlos!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Speak of el Diablo

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I think you and Carlos have much to teach us

Spex x

Who’s Carlos?

I am Carlos!"

Good morning Carlos hope you are well today

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By *aseMan
over a year ago

Gourock

I smell shite

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nice to see you back Carlos

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I think you and Carlos have much to teach us

Spex x

Who’s Carlos?

I am Carlos!

Good morning Carlos hope you are well today

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Carlos is great Mr destroyer.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Nice to see you back Carlos "

Carlos says it's nice to be back.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I smell shite "

Carlos wonders if your finger has went through the cheap toilet paper again

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I smell shite "

Try different aftershave

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

#burn

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By *edGlasgowMan
over a year ago

Glasgow


"It really has a lot to answer for. Is there a time you got caught cheating and regret it.

I was always cheating. Everything I done I looked to gain an advantage.

We were at my great aunt Chantelle’s 85th birthday party with some family. She was a lively old thing at the time and asked us if we wanted a game of twister to round off the night.

So there’s 3 of us left, myself, great aunt Chantelle and my uncle jazza.

My sister candice is spinning the hand to tell us what move to make next but also refereeing the game. Basically when candice spun the hand and looked away I swiped uncle jazza’s leg (we’ve all done it right?) and he fell landing on great aunt Chantelle and knocking both them out the game.

They both protested and I said uncle jazza had to much to drink n great aunt Chantelle’s mind was going a bit due to her age and it caused a helluva stooshy. Party was over.

It caused a massive divide in the family and when great aunt Chantelle passed I never even got an invite to the funeral.

Moral of my story is cheats never win. Some short term gain but everyone dies and your left with regrets. If only my sister candice refereed the game properly "

Were you in the Cobra Kai?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


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Were you in the Cobra Kai?"

I don’t like snakes mate. When I was 4 and a half I climbed Ben lomond and got bit on the ankle off a snake so I stay away from them now.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It really has a lot to answer for. Is there a time you got caught cheating and regret it.

I was always cheating. Everything I done I looked to gain an advantage.

We were at my great aunt Chantelle’s 85th birthday party with some family. She was a lively old thing at the time and asked us if we wanted a game of twister to round off the night.

So there’s 3 of us left, myself, great aunt Chantelle and my uncle jazza.

My sister candice is spinning the hand to tell us what move to make next but also refereeing the game. Basically when candice spun the hand and looked away I swiped uncle jazza’s leg (we’ve all done it right?) and he fell landing on great aunt Chantelle and knocking both them out the game.

They both protested and I said uncle jazza had to much to drink n great aunt Chantelle’s mind was going a bit due to her age and it caused a helluva stooshy. Party was over.

It caused a massive divide in the family and when great aunt Chantelle passed I never even got an invite to the funeral.

Moral of my story is cheats never win. Some short term gain but everyone dies and your left with regrets. If only my sister candice refereed the game properly "

Moral of the story is when it all goes tits up blame someone else, your sister for not doing HER job properly. Your certainly teaching us a valuable lesson OP .

Can't believe your sister candice shagged my wife's female friend , it was your sister that done it , honest.     

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By *edGlasgowMan
over a year ago

Glasgow


"

Were you in the Cobra Kai?

I don’t like snakes mate. When I was 4 and a half I climbed Ben lomond and got bit on the ankle off a snake so I stay away from them now. "

Seems like they don't like you either then!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"

Were you in the Cobra Kai?

I don’t like snakes mate. When I was 4 and a half I climbed Ben lomond and got bit on the ankle off a snake so I stay away from them now.

Seems like they don't like you either then! "

Probably (I’m being kind) the snakes natural reaction rather than it making a decision on whether it likes a person. Stay away from snakes, don’t try and befriend them it won’t work

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"

Moral of the story is when it all goes tits up blame someone else, your sister for not doing HER job properly. Your certainly teaching us a valuable lesson OP .

Can't believe your sister candice shagged my wife's female friend , it was your sister that done it , honest.      "

I’m glad you have learned from my mistake. That’s the beauty of sharing these kind of stories. I’ve made the mistake for you so you don’t have to do it.

You’re married???

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By *edGlasgowMan
over a year ago

Glasgow


"

Were you in the Cobra Kai?

I don’t like snakes mate. When I was 4 and a half I climbed Ben lomond and got bit on the ankle off a snake so I stay away from them now.

Seems like they don't like you either then!

Probably (I’m being kind) the snakes natural reaction rather than it making a decision on whether it likes a person. Stay away from snakes, don’t try and befriend them it won’t work "

Shows what you know. My best mates a snake.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

Moral of the story is when it all goes tits up blame someone else, your sister for not doing HER job properly. Your certainly teaching us a valuable lesson OP .

Can't believe your sister candice shagged my wife's female friend , it was your sister that done it , honest.     

I’m glad you have learned from my mistake. That’s the beauty of sharing these kind of stories. I’ve made the mistake for you so you don’t have to do it.

You’re married???"

Hell, yeah, nothing like having your cake and eating it.

That's why I'm not desperate on Fab , if it happens it happens on here if not its no big deal. She's a tart anyway.

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By *eedsmale36Man
over a year ago

Leeds


"Nice to see you back Carlos

Carlos says it's nice to be back. "

I think Carlos is uncle Jazza, has anybody ever seen them in the same room together ? Exactly !

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