FabSwingers.com forum: Miss muff new pictures

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Carlos thinks miss muff needs new pictures, Carlos thanks they're getting a bit stale.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Only a brave man or foolish one would make a comment like that lol...good luck

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Only a brave man or foolish one would make a comment like that lol...good luck

Carlos doesn't scare easy.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not seen her old one's

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Only a brave man or foolish one would make a comment like that lol...good luck

Carlos doesn't scare easy.

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Great news that, I'll send a fanny pic over

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Not seen her old one's "

Carlos doesn't think you're missing much.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Not seen her old one's "
She's a stunner wonky

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Not seen her old one's She's a stunner wonky

Carlos says "meh".

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oooh controversial comment Carlos. Kat thinks Carlos will be on the naughty step

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By *oShrinkingVioletWoman
over a year ago

the land of unicorns and fairytales

Buckelt

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By *rP_TickleMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

Not sure what Carlos is on about.

Miss Muff's pics att legalicious

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Not seen her old one's She's a stunner wonky

Carlos says "meh".

Muff says "Carlos has gone awfy quiet....."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Not seen her old one's She's a stunner wonky

Carlos says "meh".

Muff says "Carlos has gone awfy quiet....."

Yip his status says it all

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Not seen her old one's She's a stunner wonky

Carlos says "meh".

Muff says "Carlos has gone awfy quiet....."

Yip his status says it all

Get cleaning out the barn Carlos!

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By *he Regina PhalangeWoman
over a year ago

Lanarkshire

"Not seen her old one's She's a stunner wonky

Carlos says "meh".

Muff says "Carlos has gone awfy quiet....."

Yip his status says it all

Get cleaning out the barn Carlos!"

Gives you time to get your pictures sorted then!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sweet thinks what a wee shame he can't comment

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By *vbride1963TV/TS
over a year ago

E.K . Glasgow

Carlos has time to think of plenty new posts .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Not seen her old one's She's a stunner wonky

Carlos says "meh".

Muff says "Carlos has gone awfy quiet....."

Yip his status says it all

Get cleaning out the barn Carlos!

Gives you time to get your pictures sorted then!

Sent him a growler pic.

So he'll be crowd funding for therapy

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By *ilveryFoxMan
over a year ago

Midlothian

Growler!!! OMG! I’m in tears

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Growler!!! OMG! I’m in tears"

She usually has that effect on men to be fair

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By *nferno sausageMan
over a year ago

Aberdeenshire

IMA thinks Carlos and Muffy should have a calf-off.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"IMA thinks Carlos and Muffy should have a calf-off. "

His legs are pretty good to be fair.

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By *nferno sausageMan
over a year ago

Aberdeenshire

"IMA thinks Carlos and Muffy should have a calf-off.

His legs are pretty good to be fair."

Stood like a horse.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Kat thinks Carlos has the legs of someone who goes to the gym x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Kat thinks Carlos has the legs of someone who goes to the gym x"

Carlos used to frequent the gym but he also liked lots of other sports.

Sadly Carlos is getting on a bit and is now out to stud.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is it not called out to pasture?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Is it not called out to pasture?"

Carlos is a stallion, Carlos is out to stud.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This is my first time experiencing Carlos and I’ve never laughed so much. Proper side hurting giggles. Too quote chewin the fat am just here for the banter

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"This is my first time experiencing Carlos and I’ve never laughed so much. Proper side hurting giggles. Too quote chewin the fat am just here for the banter"

Carlos thinks wee jay is awrite.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"This is my first time experiencing Carlos and I’ve never laughed so much. Proper side hurting giggles. Too quote chewin the fat am just here for the banter

Carlos thinks wee jay is awrite.

I have my moments but you have a talent Carlos. Why have you not got your own podcast

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"This is my first time experiencing Carlos and I’ve never laughed so much. Proper side hurting giggles. Too quote chewin the fat am just here for the banter

Carlos thinks wee jay is awrite.

I have my moments but you have a talent Carlos. Why have you not got your own podcast "

Carlos is too busy satisfying the ladies, but maybe one day.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Carlos approves of miss muffs new photos, she's maybe a solid 5 now.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Carlos approves of miss muffs new photos, she's maybe a solid 5 now.

Bolt you or I'll be having words with Margarita and you'll be in the barn!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Carlos approves of miss muffs new photos, she's maybe a solid 5 now.

Bolt you or I'll be having words with Margarita and you'll be in the barn!"

Carlos could be doing with the peace and quiet.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Carlos is that even your name ? After being at the police station for 6hrs , was the questions too difficult, " what you in for? " carloss ," when you came out the pub , what was missing "? Carloss

"When on holiday where did your mum disappear too for 3 days "? Carloss

OK " what is your name " ?

Dave , but folk call me carloss

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Carlos is that even your name ? After being at the police station for 6hrs , was the questions too difficult, " what you in for? " carloss ," when you came out the pub , what was missing "? Carloss

"When on holiday where did your mum disappear too for 3 days "? Carloss

OK " what is your name " ?

Dave , but folk call me carloss

Carlos no understand?

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By *o and peepCouple
over a year ago

falkirk

It's OK Carlos have a cigar

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Carlos is that even your name ? After being at the police station for 6hrs , was the questions too difficult, " what you in for? " carloss ," when you came out the pub , what was missing "? Carloss

"When on holiday where did your mum disappear too for 3 days "? Carloss

OK " what is your name " ?

Dave , but folk call me carloss

.......qué?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Carlos is that even your name ? After being at the police station for 6hrs , was the questions too difficult, " what you in for? " carloss ," when you came out the pub , what was missing "? Carloss

"When on holiday where did your mum disappear too for 3 days "? Carloss

OK " what is your name " ?

Dave , but folk call me carloss

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Bert on this occasion, yer no a laugh... Wtf

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"It's OK Carlos have a cigar"

Carlos no smoke, no drugs, only healthy things.

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By *he Regina PhalangeWoman
over a year ago

Lanarkshire

You got enough pussy pics, Carlos?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

2 travelling men chapped on carlosses door last night and asked " you want your shed retard "?

He replied "no"

So they took his shed

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Carlos is that even your name ? After being at the police station for 6hrs , was the questions too difficult, " what you in for? " carloss ," when you came out the pub , what was missing "? Carloss

"When on holiday where did your mum disappear too for 3 days "? Carloss

OK " what is your name " ?

Dave , but folk call me carloss

Bert on this occasion, yer no a laugh... Wtf "

Carlos thinks Bert's no a laugh either.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"2 travelling men chapped on carlosses door last night and asked " you want your shed retard "?

He replied "no"

So they took his shed "

. That's enough internet for you today..

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By *he Regina PhalangeWoman
over a year ago

Lanarkshire

"2 travelling men chapped on carlosses door last night and asked " you want your shed retard "?

He replied "no"

So they took his shed

. That's enough internet for you today..

too funny

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"2 travelling men chapped on carlosses door last night and asked " you want your shed retard "?

He replied "no"

So they took his shed "

Carlos is looking for the tumble emoji.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Miss muff… I’d love to see your new pics but for some reason you’ve blocked me…

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

All my own

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By *he Regina PhalangeWoman
over a year ago

Lanarkshire

"All my own "

It’s like those jokes your kids make up when they are 5 and you pretend to laugh. You ain’t 5 anymore Bert!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

He's a crawling cunt him though!

That spiderman

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"He's a crawling cunt him though!

That spiderman"

Carlos likes this one.

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By *o and peepCouple
over a year ago

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Carlos is easily amused

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Carlos is easily amused

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Miss muff… I’d love to see your new pics but for some reason you’ve blocked me…

You're blocked for me as well....dunno what happened.

They're belters anaw....big juicy glistening bean on show in one of them. Carlos was licking his phone

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Miss muff… I’d love to see your new pics but for some reason you’ve blocked me…

You're blocked for me as well....dunno what happened.

They're belters anaw....big juicy glistening bean on show in one of them. Carlos was licking his phone

Carlos was doing no such thing madam.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Miss muff… I’d love to see your new pics but for some reason you’ve blocked me…

You're blocked for me as well....dunno what happened.

They're belters anaw....big juicy glistening bean on show in one of them. Carlos was licking his phone

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I'll vouch for that, he told me he was

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Miss muff… I’d love to see your new pics but for some reason you’ve blocked me…

You're blocked for me as well....dunno what happened.

They're belters anaw....big juicy glistening bean on show in one of them. Carlos was licking his phone

I'll vouch for that, he told me he was

Carlos has shorted his phone with the drool.

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By *assy LassieWoman
over a year ago

Lanarkshire

"2 travelling men chapped on carlosses door last night and asked " you want your shed retard "?

He replied "no"

So they took his shed "

Is Bert a wee bit miffed at no getting the attention from miss muff. Bert should change his name to miffmuff.

Mibbe he is miffed that all the ladies find Carlos a laugh.

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By *assy LassieWoman
over a year ago

Lanarkshire

"Carlos is easily amused

Carlos is being gracious to people who ain't funny

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Carlos is easily amused

Carlos is being gracious to people who ain't funny

Carlos is a little bit, Carlos likes to be nice.

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By *assy LassieWoman
over a year ago

Lanarkshire

"Carlos is easily amused

Carlos is being gracious to people who ain't funny

Carlos is a little bit, Carlos likes to be nice.

It's nice to be nice...until its time to be naughty

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Carlos is easily amused

Carlos is being gracious to people who ain't funny

Carlos is a little bit, Carlos likes to be nice.

It's nice to be nice...until its time to be naughty

Carlos agrees, grrrr.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You ragin cause I'm funnier than you ?

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