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"Aww man, I’d love to. You sound like an utter sex god. But I come under the chubbie category. I’m so gutted! "That's a shame.. Could ya not 'Suck a Solero" instead  | |||
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"Aww man, I’d love to. You sound like an utter sex god. But I come under the chubbie category. I’m so gutted!
That's a shame..
Could ya not 'Suck a Solero" instead "Oooo I’d take a nuii | |||
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"  at your profile...omg brutal  "Balding and failing eyesight and is looking for a size 8 woman. Yeah ok... | |||
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" at your profile...omg brutal
Balding and failing eyesight and is looking for a size 8 woman. Yeah ok..."lol must be for a wind up | |||
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" at your profile...omg brutal
Balding and failing eyesight and is looking for a size 8 woman. Yeah ok... lol must be for a wind up "He's full of himself | |||
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"Not to nit-pick, but it's "hola". "Ola" is the Spanish for "wave" or "surge"." I know, I couldn't find the wave emoji, I'm waving at the ladies.  | |||
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" at your profile...omg brutal
Balding and failing eyesight and is looking for a size 8 woman. Yeah ok... lol must be for a wind up "Wouldn't you like to find out?  | |||
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" at your profile...omg brutal
Balding and failing eyesight and is looking for a size 8 woman. Yeah ok... lol must be for a wind up
Wouldn't you like to find out? "no really I'm a chubby lol | |||
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"Single file plz "Come on now duffer, don't be jealous.  | |||
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" at your profile...omg brutal "I prefer honesty, it's very important to me. | |||
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"Single file plz
Come on now duffer, don't be jealous. "Am not How can I compete with you | |||
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"Single file plz
Come on now duffer, don't be jealous. Am not How can I compete with you "Couldnae compete with a slug | |||
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" at your profile...omg brutal
I prefer honesty, it's very important to me."yer profile pic is getting me off  | |||
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"Single file plz
Come on now duffer, don't be jealous. Am not How can I compete with you
Couldnae compete with a slug " | |||
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" at your profile...omg brutal
I prefer honesty, it's very important to me. yer profile pic is getting me off "He's a shadow of himself | |||
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" at your profile...omg brutal
I prefer honesty, it's very important to me. yer profile pic is getting me off He's a shadow of himself "true . He could have sexy pins like yersel  | |||
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"I used to pay to see comedians, rubbish profile" I thought I was talking to Shirley Carter for a second there.  | |||
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" at your profile...omg brutal
I prefer honesty, it's very important to me. yer profile pic is getting me off He's a shadow of himself true . He could have sexy pins like yersel "No don't think so , He will have sparrow legs :- | |||
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" at your profile...omg brutal
I prefer honesty, it's very important to me. yer profile pic is getting me off He's a shadow of himself true . He could have sexy pins like yersel "If I put my real picture up there will be a stampede and I don't need the hassle. | |||
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" at your profile...omg brutal
Balding and failing eyesight and is looking for a size 8 woman. Yeah ok... lol must be for a wind up
Wouldn't you like to find out? no really I'm a chubby lol"Ok so you're out. | |||
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"Not to nit-pick, but it's "hola". "Ola" is the Spanish for "wave" or "surge"." Aww ffs.. Ya mean he's no Spanish? Women are gonna be ragin. I wish the OP had spoken too me before posting. If he had said he was Japanese that would have made more sense.. Some women have seen more Japs Eyes than a Nissan wing mirror. He could have them all lined up ready to be pumped like Tenko. | |||
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" at your profile...omg brutal
I prefer honesty, it's very important to me. yer profile pic is getting me off He's a shadow of himself true . He could have sexy pins like yersel No don't think so , He will have sparrow legs :- "Actually my legs are probably my best feature. | |||
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" at your profile...omg brutal
I prefer honesty, it's very important to me. yer profile pic is getting me off He's a shadow of himself true . He could have sexy pins like yersel
If I put my real picture up there will be a stampede and I don't need the hassle. "Show yourself! | |||
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" at your profile...omg brutal
I prefer honesty, it's very important to me. yer profile pic is getting me off He's a shadow of himself true . He could have sexy pins like yersel No don't think so , He will have sparrow legs :-
Actually my legs are probably my best feature."Let’s see then. And let the ladles decide | |||
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" Some women have seen more Japs Eyes than a Nissan wing mirror. " laughed out loud at this | |||
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" at your profile...omg brutal
Balding and failing eyesight and is looking for a size 8 woman. Yeah ok... lol must be for a wind up
Wouldn't you like to find out? no really I'm a chubby lol
Ok so you're out. "am gutted  | |||
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" at your profile...omg brutal
I prefer honesty, it's very important to me. yer profile pic is getting me off He's a shadow of himself true . He could have sexy pins like yersel No don't think so , He will have sparrow legs :-
Actually my legs are probably my best feature. Let’s see then. And let the ladles decide "Duffer, get your stockings on to impress señor Carlos. | |||
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" at your profile...omg brutal
I prefer honesty, it's very important to me. yer profile pic is getting me off He's a shadow of himself true . He could have sexy pins like yersel No don't think so , He will have sparrow legs :-
Actually my legs are probably my best feature. Let’s see then. And let the ladles decide
Duffer, get your stockings on to impress señor Carlos."Haha,Don't wear them | |||
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"Not to nit-pick, but it's "hola". "Ola" is the Spanish for "wave" or "surge". I know, I couldn't find the wave emoji, I'm waving at the ladies. "Still wouldn't be right. Something like, "Un saludo, senoritas," or "Gesto de la mano, senoritas," would be correct. | |||
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" at your profile...omg brutal
Balding and failing eyesight and is looking for a size 8 woman. Yeah ok..."I think he says a solid 8, as in out of 10. There's not many size 8s left in the UK. | |||
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" at your profile...omg brutal
I prefer honesty, it's very important to me. yer profile pic is getting me off He's a shadow of himself true . He could have sexy pins like yersel No don't think so , He will have sparrow legs :-
Actually my legs are probably my best feature. Let’s see then. And let the ladles decide
Duffer, get your stockings on to impress señor Carlos."If I remember right,Sweet cheeks has some nice lingerie Maybe get a loan of a pair.. | |||
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" at your profile...omg brutal
I prefer honesty, it's very important to me. yer profile pic is getting me off He's a shadow of himself true . He could have sexy pins like yersel No don't think so , He will have sparrow legs :-
Actually my legs are probably my best feature. Let’s see then. And let the ladles decide
Duffer, get your stockings on to impress señor Carlos. If I remember right,Sweet cheeks has some nice lingerie Maybe get a loan of a pair.."you're needing a good wank tae get me oot yer system | |||
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" at your profile...omg brutal
I prefer honesty, it's very important to me. yer profile pic is getting me off He's a shadow of himself true . He could have sexy pins like yersel No don't think so , He will have sparrow legs :-
Actually my legs are probably my best feature. Let’s see then. And let the ladles decide
Duffer, get your stockings on to impress señor Carlos. If I remember right,Sweet cheeks has some nice lingerie Maybe get a loan of a pair.. you're needing a good wank tae get me oot yer system "That made me laugh lol | |||
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"Not to nit-pick, but it's "hola". "Ola" is the Spanish for "wave" or "surge". I know, I couldn't find the wave emoji, I'm waving at the ladies.
Still wouldn't be right. Something like, "Un saludo, senoritas," or "Gesto de la mano, senoritas," would be correct."What if he said... El Cock Carlo mi entrada y peniseros Senorita pussero. Message me if ya want yer hole. Better chance ?? | |||
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"Come and get me ladies, Carlos is waiting. "(Listens intently for the stampede....) | |||
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"Not to nit-pick, but it's "hola". "Ola" is the Spanish for "wave" or "surge". I know, I couldn't find the wave emoji, I'm waving at the ladies.
Still wouldn't be right. Something like, "Un saludo, senoritas," or "Gesto de la mano, senoritas," would be correct.
What if he said...
El Cock Carlo mi entrada y peniseros Senorita pussero.
Message me if ya want yer hole.
Better chance ??
"I like it. I mean, I prefer the final sentence more than the Spanish. But then I've really always prefered Ronseal's advertising to that of perfumes/aftershaves, just in your face and straight to the point. | |||
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" at your profile...omg brutal
I prefer honesty, it's very important to me. yer profile pic is getting me off He's a shadow of himself true . He could have sexy pins like yersel No don't think so , He will have sparrow legs :-
Actually my legs are probably my best feature. Let’s see then. And let the ladles decide
Duffer, get your stockings on to impress señor Carlos. If I remember right,Sweet cheeks has some nice lingerie Maybe get a loan of a pair.. you're needing a good wank tae get me oot yer system That made me laugh lol" | |||
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" at your profile...omg brutal
I prefer honesty, it's very important to me. yer profile pic is getting me off He's a shadow of himself true . He could have sexy pins like yersel No don't think so , He will have sparrow legs :-
Actually my legs are probably my best feature. Let’s see then. And let the ladles decide
Duffer, get your stockings on to impress señor Carlos. If I remember right,Sweet cheeks has some nice lingerie Maybe get a loan of a pair.. you're needing a good wank tae get me oot yer system That made me laugh lol " | |||
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" at your profile...omg brutal
I prefer honesty, it's very important to me. yer profile pic is getting me off He's a shadow of himself true . He could have sexy pins like yersel No don't think so , He will have sparrow legs :-
Actually my legs are probably my best feature. Let’s see then. And let the ladles decide
Duffer, get your stockings on to impress señor Carlos. If I remember right,Sweet cheeks has some nice lingerie Maybe get a loan of a pair.. you're needing a good wank tae get me oot yer system That made me laugh lol"She's right you know. | |||
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" at your profile...omg brutal
I prefer honesty, it's very important to me. yer profile pic is getting me off He's a shadow of himself true . He could have sexy pins like yersel No don't think so , He will have sparrow legs :-
Actually my legs are probably my best feature. Let’s see then. And let the ladles decide
Duffer, get your stockings on to impress señor Carlos. If I remember right,Sweet cheeks has some nice lingerie Maybe get a loan of a pair.. you're needing a good wank tae get me oot yer system That made me laugh lol
She's right you know."Can't remember the last time I had one | |||
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"Also....re your profile...what kind of lady are you looking for that has a "hairy banjo"?" The musical type, and I'll tell you what, I'd play a fair tune on yours. | |||
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"Damn, I'm a chubby granny who is currently quite hirsute (extra warmth for winter!). Gutted. K" With the price of gas I'm not surprised you're trying some extra insulation, older people need to be careful, you don't want this to be your last winter | |||
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"Also....re your profile...what kind of lady are you looking for that has a "hairy banjo"? The musical type, and I'll tell you what, I'd play a fair tune on yours. "Hahahahaha In the Key of G Honolulu Baby...won't you dance with me. | |||
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" at your profile...omg brutal
I prefer honesty, it's very important to me. yer profile pic is getting me off He's a shadow of himself true . He could have sexy pins like yersel No don't think so , He will have sparrow legs :-
Actually my legs are probably my best feature. Let’s see then. And let the ladles decide
Duffer, get your stockings on to impress señor Carlos. If I remember right,Sweet cheeks has some nice lingerie Maybe get a loan of a pair.. you're needing a good wank tae get me oot yer system That made me laugh lol
She's right you know. Can't remember the last time I had one "about two secs ago with ma new pic | |||
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Better get used to touching yourself just like "Raul" | |||
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"Carlos, you remind me of the old Irn Bru advert with "Raul". "Yo ladies, watch Raul touch Raul!"
Better get used to touching yourself just like "Raul" " brilliant advert | |||
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"Carlos, you remind me of the old Irn Bru advert with "Raul". "Yo ladies, watch Raul touch Raul!"
Better get used to touching yourself just like "Raul" "For a small fee it could be a possibility | |||
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"Carlos, you remind me of the old Irn Bru advert with "Raul". "Yo ladies, watch Raul touch Raul!"
Better get used to touching yourself just like "Raul"
For a small fee it could be a possibility "Why would you charge yourself a fee? | |||
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" Some women have seen more Japs Eyes than a Nissan wing mirror.
laughed out loud at this"Haha | |||
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"King Carlos of Fabdangos..and the stream of Female Fumbling Fanny Forum Fisting Bandettes "That's quite catchy. | |||
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"Be patient ladies, Carlos will update and take care of you all later. "Are you still brushing your chest hair? What's keeping you? | |||
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"Be patient ladies, Carlos will update and take care of you all later.
Are you still brushing your chest hair?
What's keeping you?"Relax señorita, Carlos was having a wee sleep, recharging his batteries for the midnight Olympics. | |||
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"You seem to be struggling for any offers from the ladies Carlos, I could pop over and dress YOU in your much loved pvc, but there is a caveat;that is I would need to wire your nipples up to a car battery then feed you chuppa chips. Anyway, you know my profile, get in touch eh. Xx M." It truly is a grand offer, unfortunately Carlos will have to decline this time, but don't give up, you may catch me during a lull. | |||
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"Be patient ladies, Carlos will update and take care of you all later.
Are you still brushing your chest hair?
What's keeping you?
Relax señorita, Carlos was having a wee sleep, recharging his batteries for the midnight Olympics. "Didn't have you down as a curling fan. | |||
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"Be patient ladies, Carlos will update and take care of you all later.
Are you still brushing your chest hair?
What's keeping you?
Relax señorita, Carlos was having a wee sleep, recharging his batteries for the midnight Olympics.
Didn't have you down as a curling fan."I curl out a fine brown one if I eat enough roughage.  | |||
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"Be patient ladies, Carlos will update and take care of you all later.
Are you still brushing your chest hair?
What's keeping you?
Relax señorita, Carlos was having a wee sleep, recharging his batteries for the midnight Olympics.
Didn't have you down as a curling fan."Carlos would be treating you more like a bowling ball, Carlos would be sticking plenty of fingers in various holes. | |||
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"Be patient ladies, Carlos will update and take care of you all later.
Are you still brushing your chest hair?
What's keeping you?
Relax señorita, Carlos was having a wee sleep, recharging his batteries for the midnight Olympics.
Didn't have you down as a curling fan.
Carlos would be treating you more like a bowling ball, Carlos would be sticking plenty of fingers in various holes. "Your fingers can stay away from my holes | |||
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"Be patient ladies, Carlos will update and take care of you all later.
Are you still brushing your chest hair?
What's keeping you?
Relax señorita, Carlos was having a wee sleep, recharging his batteries for the midnight Olympics.
Didn't have you down as a curling fan.
Carlos would be treating you more like a bowling ball, Carlos would be sticking plenty of fingers in various holes.
Your fingers can stay away from my holes "Carlos thinks that's a good idea. | |||
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"Be patient ladies, Carlos will update and take care of you all later.
Are you still brushing your chest hair?
What's keeping you?
Relax señorita, Carlos was having a wee sleep, recharging his batteries for the midnight Olympics.
Didn't have you down as a curling fan.
Carlos would be treating you more like a bowling ball, Carlos would be sticking plenty of fingers in various holes.
Your fingers can stay away from my holes
Carlos thinks that's a good idea. " | |||
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"Be patient ladies, Carlos will update and take care of you all later.
Are you still brushing your chest hair?
What's keeping you?
Relax señorita, Carlos was having a wee sleep, recharging his batteries for the midnight Olympics.
Didn't have you down as a curling fan.
Carlos would be treating you more like a bowling ball, Carlos would be sticking plenty of fingers in various holes.
Your fingers can stay away from my holes
Carlos thinks that's a good idea.
"Carlos needs his fingers to play the hairy banjo. | |||
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