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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

...............

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Until you farted

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Until he said my sister's name

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!

I woke up

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By *ary_ArgyllMan
over a year ago

Argyll

Your head fell off (ok it was with a doll).

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Your head fell off (ok it was with a doll)."

The bag fell off your head

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Your false teeth fell out

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By *rP_TickleMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

I broke my penis

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

She told me she had herpes

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By *ugehandsMan
over a year ago

Fife/ Newcastle

Until her balls fell out the side of her knickers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Until his wife came home

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By *yrman57Man
over a year ago

Ayr

"Until he said my sister's name

That would be 'The Bucking Broncho' ... Call you by your sister's name and see how long he can stay on !!!

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By *outhsider69Man
over a year ago

glasgow

Until she said my dad’s name… or son’s name!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Until the butt plug flew out and shot the cat.

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By *ueen CatWoman
over a year ago

fife

"Until the butt plug flew out and shot the cat. "

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By *omoxfordMan
over a year ago

leeds

"Your false teeth fell out

That would have it's benefits

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By *ookie69Man
over a year ago

Whistle Dixie

Until she started bitching about other Fab members.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The condom burst

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By *apman02Man
over a year ago

glasgow

Until…… she said her exes name haha

(not happened to me)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The batteries ran dry

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It got fantastic (thanks fab)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

He called me "mummy"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Until hubby came back

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By *vbride1963TV/TS
over a year ago

E.K . Glasgow

The honeymoon ended .

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By *4Fun11Woman
over a year ago

Glasgow

I realised he kept his socks on

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By *vbride1963TV/TS
over a year ago

E.K . Glasgow

"I realised he kept his Willy warmer on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Until his next patient was due in.

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By *uietbloke67Man
over a year ago

outside your bedroom window ;-)

I woke up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The parents turned up for an unannounced passing visit.

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By *orthGlasgowGuy1Man
over a year ago

Glasgow/Falkirk/Stirling

My hand went dead

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By *oShrinkingVioletWoman
over a year ago

the land of unicorns and fairytales

He spoke

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By *rgoodnbadMan
over a year ago

greenock

Till I woke up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"He spoke "

He woke up ?

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By *rP_TickleMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

"He called me "mummy"

Ha ha - admit it we all called our teacher mum at least once. Perhaps not durring sex

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I woke up lol

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By *ookie69Man
over a year ago

Whistle Dixie

"He called me "mummy"

Buckelt

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By *aseMan
over a year ago

Gourock

Stuck my finger up her bum & she shat herself

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

The police arrived

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By *vbride1963TV/TS
over a year ago

E.K . Glasgow

"The police arrived

The whole band ?

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By *ookie69Man
over a year ago

Whistle Dixie

"The police arrived

The whole band ?

Every Little Thing She Does is Magic.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Until he floated off. Turns out you're not actually meant to blow

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By *ookie69Man
over a year ago

Whistle Dixie

"Until he floated off. Turns out you're not actually meant to blow

Just a school girl error

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I fell off the bed

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By *cottishtourerMan
over a year ago

hull

I snapped my banjo string

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Till they opened the coffin lid

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By *ilveryFoxMan
over a year ago

Midlothian

My hand got pins n needles

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By *ookie69Man
over a year ago

Whistle Dixie

Until I realised I was at the wrong address.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sex was going great till we landed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The bed collapsed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 10/02/22 22:10:54]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I could have a field day with this thread but the world has gone PC mad so I won't make any jokes and pave the way for yet another lynch mob to go after me.

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By *ookie69Man
over a year ago

Whistle Dixie

"I could have a field day with this thread but the world has gone PC mad so I won't make any jokes and pave the way for yet another lynch mob to go after me.

Ya ain't gonna knock me off the top shelf..

Go for it McFLy ..ya chicken

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Stuck my finger up her bum & she shat herself

You've took that toooo far.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I could have a field day with this thread but the world has gone PC mad so I won't make any jokes and pave the way for yet another lynch mob to go after me.

Go on.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I could have a field day with this thread but the world has gone PC mad so I won't make any jokes and pave the way for yet another lynch mob to go after me.

Go on.

Hey if you think shitting is to far your confirming my thoughts.

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By *oShrinkingVioletWoman
over a year ago

the land of unicorns and fairytales

"The police arrived

Now the fun starts

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By *atexbound_scotMan
over a year ago

Livingston

... It wasn't

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Till the neighbours joined in !

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By *jezee1000Man
over a year ago

perth

Till they closed the supermarket

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By *anny77Man
over a year ago

glasgow

I got involved

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

She barked, clearly it was time for her walkies.

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!

He took my blindfold off

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Till he took an asthma attack and I thought he was gunna crock it...true story

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By *rloverloberMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline

I pulled it out and there was sweetcorn on the end

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

She whipped out her boabie

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"She whipped out her boabie

Tea spluttered everywhere there

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"She whipped out her boabie

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lol Miss Muff

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"She whipped out her boabie

Carlos thinks there is a big demand for this kind of thing.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"She whipped out her boabie

Carlos thinks there is a big demand for this kind of thing.

Carlos shoukd keep his Vaseline handy then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Until the duffer showed up.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"She whipped out her boabie

Carlos thinks there is a big demand for this kind of thing.

Carlos shoukd keep his Vaseline handy then

Carlos is prepared for every eventuality.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Until the duffer showed up.

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duffer is too quiet today!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Until the duffer showed up.

duffer is too quiet today!"

Maybe he's re charging

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Until the duffer showed up.

duffer is too quiet today!

Maybe he's re charging

I think he's inflating (his burd).

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Until the duffer showed up.

duffer is too quiet today!"

Carlos thinks the duffer is still drooling over your wank fodder.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Until the duffer showed up.

duffer is too quiet today!

Carlos thinks the duffer is still drooling over your wank fodder.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It snapped and the blood was all over the place

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I shot my load after 39 secs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I shot my load after 39 secs"
this sounds familiar

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fandangos turned up and started commenting on the action, referring to everyone in the bed in the third person.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Fandangos turned up and started commenting on the action, referring to everyone in the bed in the third person."

Carlos is sorry for ruining the atmosphere.

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By *haverMan
over a year ago

bracknell

Untill the team came back on the pitch

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My legs were attacked by an angry dog I had no idea was in the room.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have had the joy of this twice. It was the confusion about where all the blood came from and then the pain/realisation.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have had the joy of this twice. It was the confusion about where all the blood came from and then the pain/realisation. "

Haha, Danger mouse - the man that puts the danger into a seemingly innocuous bedroom scenario, then doesnt learn from his mistakes.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My legs were attacked by an angry dog I had no idea was in the room. "

Carlos was with a lady and her dog came in and licked his arsehole.

Carlos is sorry to report the poor dog had to be put down. True story.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

She popped and went down

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My legs were attacked by an angry dog I had no idea was in the room.

Carlos was with a lady and her dog came in and licked his arsehole.

Carlos is sorry to report the poor dog had to be put down. True story.

Stay away from the rimming threads then please. Until you showed up all we had to worry about was a brown tongue. Now we need to get our affairs in order before tickling your durt box.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My legs were attacked by an angry dog I had no idea was in the room.

Carlos was with a lady and her dog came in and licked his arsehole.

Carlos is sorry to report the poor dog had to be put down. True story.

Stay away from the rimming threads then please. Until you showed up all we had to worry about was a brown tongue. Now we need to get our affairs in order before tickling your durt box."

Clean ass, tick!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My legs were attacked by an angry dog I had no idea was in the room.

Carlos was with a lady and her dog came in and licked his arsehole.

Carlos is sorry to report the poor dog had to be put down. True story.

Stay away from the rimming threads then please. Until you showed up all we had to worry about was a brown tongue. Now we need to get our affairs in order before tickling your durt box.

Clean ass, tick!

See ..we knew he was too good to be true. King Carlos has got a shitey ring piece!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My legs were attacked by an angry dog I had no idea was in the room.

Carlos was with a lady and her dog came in and licked his arsehole.

Carlos is sorry to report the poor dog had to be put down. True story.

Stay away from the rimming threads then please. Until you showed up all we had to worry about was a brown tongue. Now we need to get our affairs in order before tickling your durt box.

Clean ass, tick!

See ..we knew he was too good to be true. King Carlos has got a shitey ring piece!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Until we got married and had kids

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My legs were attacked by an angry dog I had no idea was in the room.

Carlos was with a lady and her dog came in and licked his arsehole.

Carlos is sorry to report the poor dog had to be put down. True story.

Stay away from the rimming threads then please. Until you showed up all we had to worry about was a brown tongue. Now we need to get our affairs in order before tickling your durt box."

Carlos would like to inform you the dog had a bad heart.

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By *ama bamaMan
over a year ago

dalkeith

The Sex was going Great till i said i love you when i was Fucking Her.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Until she asked me if I had a ring on my finger I told it was my watch

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Until you farted

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Straight to the barn

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Until you farted

Straight to the barn

Eek! Am I in for a spanking?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Until you farted

Straight to the barn

Eek! Am I in for a spanking?

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only if Carlos is there

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Until you farted

Straight to the barn

Eek! Am I in for a spanking?

only if Carlos is there

Whimpers, I'm sorry! Carlos if you're reading this, I'm ready

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Until you farted

Straight to the barn

Eek! Am I in for a spanking?

only if Carlos is there

Whimpers, I'm sorry! Carlos if you're reading this, I'm ready

I can hear the barn door rattling from here...he's champing at the bit waiting to get at you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Until you farted

Straight to the barn

Eek! Am I in for a spanking?

only if Carlos is there

Whimpers, I'm sorry! Carlos if you're reading this, I'm ready

I can hear the barn door rattling from here...he's champing at the bit waiting to get at you

Unlocking that padlock...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Until you farted

Straight to the barn

Eek! Am I in for a spanking?

only if Carlos is there

Whimpers, I'm sorry! Carlos if you're reading this, I'm ready

I can hear the barn door rattling from here...he's champing at the bit waiting to get at you

Unlocking that padlock...

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By *ebmarMan
over a year ago

Edinburgh

I turned the lights on

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By *vbride1963TV/TS
over a year ago

E.K . Glasgow

I got blown off .

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By *reyw01fMan
over a year ago

Hamilton

then the dog came in and got jealous

(true story staffy trying to get on while your on top of his human mummy :O )

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By *e libertineMan
over a year ago

glasgow

Until her Dog sniffed my arsehole with his vold wet nose (actually happened to me )

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I got blown off .

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. It'll no be the first time Steph

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Until I woke up and found that I'D wet the bed

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By *weabzfunMan
over a year ago

mintlaw

Until Prince Andrew turned up

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By *ussmuncherMan
over a year ago

glasgow

She got a bigger erection.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Aye...like you couldn't be doing with a 12 mil.payout.

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By *atureGent58Man
over a year ago

Glasgow

"Until we got married and had kids"

Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Until you farted

Straight to the barn

Eek! Am I in for a spanking?

only if Carlos is there

Whimpers, I'm sorry! Carlos if you're reading this, I'm ready

I can hear the barn door rattling from here...he's champing at the bit waiting to get at you

Unlocking that padlock...

Carlos forgot about you, he hopes you were comfy in the barn.

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By *aseMan
over a year ago

Gourock

"Until you farted

Straight to the barn

Eek! Am I in for a spanking?

only if Carlos is there

Whimpers, I'm sorry! Carlos if you're reading this, I'm ready

I can hear the barn door rattling from here...he's champing at the bit waiting to get at you

Unlocking that padlock...

Carlos forgot about you, he hopes you were comfy in the barn.

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Your a god send Carlos lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Until you farted

Straight to the barn

Eek! Am I in for a spanking?

only if Carlos is there

Whimpers, I'm sorry! Carlos if you're reading this, I'm ready

I can hear the barn door rattling from here...he's champing at the bit waiting to get at you

Unlocking that padlock...

Carlos forgot about you, he hopes you were comfy in the barn.

You're bales of hay made for a comfy bed

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By *ootprints1629Couple
over a year ago

somewhere in moray

We proper broke your bed.

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By *appychickadeeWoman
over a year ago

Ayrshire

He called me 'M I L F'

Blocked

that

A 'H O L E'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

..I felt a condom sliding out her…but mine was still on..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Until I sobered up

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By *assy LassieWoman
over a year ago

Lanarkshire

"..I felt a condom sliding out her…but mine was still on.."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"..I felt a condom sliding out her…but mine was still on.."

Christ...did that actually happen?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"..I felt a condom sliding out her…but mine was still on..

Christ...did that actually happen?!

Woah woah, you told me never to actually reveal that!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I woke up!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"..I felt a condom sliding out her…but mine was still on..

Christ...did that actually happen?!

Woah woah, you told me never to actually reveal that!

Oops.

Did you find your missing sock up there too?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"..I felt a condom sliding out her…but mine was still on..

Christ...did that actually happen?!

Woah woah, you told me never to actually reveal that!

Oops.

Did you find your missing sock up there too?

Sadly I had to bin it, too crispy

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