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Rod to nod, soaking to boaking

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

What instantly turns you off? Men, what makes your rod turn to nod or ladies make you go from soaking to boaking in an instant???

Funny or serious........

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Haha the minute a guy mentions squirting or he'll give me the best sex ever ..

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By *he Regina PhalangeWoman
over a year ago

Lanarkshire

‘Can I call you, mum?’

Block!!!!

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By *uietbloke67Man
over a year ago

outside your bedroom window ;-)

Socks on for sex...

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By *he Regina PhalangeWoman
over a year ago

Lanarkshire


"Socks on for sex..."

You’d knock a woman back for having her socks on? Would ye fuck!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Socks on for sex...

You’d knock a woman back for having her socks on? Would ye fuck!"

Long socks on a woman would be quite good actually

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Socks on for sex...

You’d knock a woman back for having her socks on? Would ye fuck!

Long socks on a woman would be quite good actually "

Ooh yes I concur, long socks are great!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Telling me he'll give me oral for hours

Or women with hairy arse cracks

And Tories are usually guaranteed to leave me drier than the Sahara

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

crocs on in bed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dirty finger nails.

You're not using my fanny batter as a short cut to a deep clean. Try a nail brush ya manky basturt.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Dirty finger nails.

You're not using my fanny batter as a short cut to a deep clean. Try a nail brush ya manky basturt."

And extremely long nails on females. Even if they are perfectly manicured. I just see a haven for germs.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Dirty finger nails.

You're not using my fanny batter as a short cut to a deep clean. Try a nail brush ya manky basturt."

Try cleaning yer fanny

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Instant turn offs has to dishonesty

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Dirty finger nails.

You're not using my fanny batter as a short cut to a deep clean. Try a nail brush ya manky basturt.

Try cleaning yer fanny "

Talking about my fanny is the closest you'll ever get to it numbnuts.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Poor hygiene

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Dirty finger nails.

You're not using my fanny batter as a short cut to a deep clean. Try a nail brush ya manky basturt.

Try cleaning yer fanny

Talking about my fanny is the closest you'll ever get to it numbnuts. "

Takin aboot?

I heard the last person to go down on you came up with barnacles on their face!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Dirty finger nails.

You're not using my fanny batter as a short cut to a deep clean. Try a nail brush ya manky basturt.

Try cleaning yer fanny

Talking about my fanny is the closest you'll ever get to it numbnuts.

Takin aboot?

I heard the last person to go down on you came up with barnacles on their face! "

His is your Dad?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Dirty finger nails.

You're not using my fanny batter as a short cut to a deep clean. Try a nail brush ya manky basturt.

Try cleaning yer fanny

Talking about my fanny is the closest you'll ever get to it numbnuts.

Takin aboot?

I heard the last person to go down on you came up with barnacles on their face!

His is your Dad?"

English?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"crocs on in bed "

Cross on in general - if she wears them for fun she won't be getting the benefit of my companionship in her boudoir!!

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