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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I have ovaries.

That's why I ovary act.

Get it?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

FS tough crowd in here tonight.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

“He who is without ovaries shall not make jokes about those that do”

Fallopians 5:12

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"“He who is without ovaries shall not make jokes about those that do”

Fallopians 5:12 "

that's pretty good.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What do you call the useless piece of skin at the end of a penis?

A man.

(Never gets old

)

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"What do you call the useless piece of skin at the end of a penis?

A man.

(Never gets old

Unlike you granny

)"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"“He who is without ovaries shall not make jokes about those that do”

Fallopians 5:12

that's pretty good."

I’m here all week (Mrs L)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What do you call the useless piece of skin at the end of a penis?

A man.

(Never gets old

Unlike you granny

) "

..fkn wideo....

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"“He who is without ovaries shall not make jokes about those that do”

Fallopians 5:12

that's pretty good.

I’m here all week (Mrs L) "

I don't get offers like that very often

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"What do you call the useless piece of skin at the end of a penis?

A man.

(Never gets old

Unlike you granny

)

..fkn wideo.... "

You got a lisp? It's video, with a v.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What do you call the useless piece of skin at the end of a penis?

A man.

(Never gets old

)"

Have to agree

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Did you hear about the dyslexic devil worshipper?

He sold his soul to Santa.

True story.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What do you call the useless piece of skin at the end of a penis?

A man.

(Never gets old

)"

I lost 12 stone of ugly fat last year. I ditched my husband

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"What do you call the useless piece of skin at the end of a penis?

A man.

(Never gets old

)

I lost 12 stone of ugly fat last year. I ditched my husband "

I bet you he's still smiling

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What do you call the useless piece of skin at the end of a penis?

A man.

(Never gets old

)

I lost 12 stone of ugly fat last year. I ditched my husband

I bet you he's still smiling "

Lol last I heard he was still crying into his lager ??

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"What do you call the useless piece of skin at the end of a penis?

A man.

(Never gets old

)

I lost 12 stone of ugly fat last year. I ditched my husband

I bet you he's still smiling

Lol last I heard he was still crying into his lager ??"

probably celebrating, it'll be tears of joy.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What do you call the useless piece of skin at the end of a penis?

A man.

(Never gets old

)

I lost 12 stone of ugly fat last year. I ditched my husband

I bet you he's still smiling

Lol last I heard he was still crying into his lager ??

probably celebrating, it'll be tears of joy."

Possibly. Still nothing compared to the happy tears from my vagina now he's gone

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"What do you call the useless piece of skin at the end of a penis?

A man.

(Never gets old

)

I lost 12 stone of ugly fat last year. I ditched my husband

I bet you he's still smiling

Lol last I heard he was still crying into his lager ??

probably celebrating, it'll be tears of joy.

Possibly. Still nothing compared to the happy tears from my vagina now he's gone "

You can get Tena ladies for that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What do you call the useless piece of skin at the end of a penis?

A man.

(Never gets old

)

I lost 12 stone of ugly fat last year. I ditched my husband

I bet you he's still smiling

Lol last I heard he was still crying into his lager ??

probably celebrating, it'll be tears of joy.

Possibly. Still nothing compared to the happy tears from my vagina now he's gone

You can get Tena ladies for that "

I would stock up but going from another thread it seems my incontinence may be a plus point

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"What do you call the useless piece of skin at the end of a penis?

A man.

(Never gets old

)

I lost 12 stone of ugly fat last year. I ditched my husband

I bet you he's still smiling

Lol last I heard he was still crying into his lager ??

probably celebrating, it'll be tears of joy.

Possibly. Still nothing compared to the happy tears from my vagina now he's gone

You can get Tena ladies for that

I would stock up but going from another thread it seems my incontinence may be a plus point "

I'll take your word for it.

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