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By *illow Pimp OP   Man
over a year ago

Midlothian

It's been a while and as current champion i thought it's about time to offer the highly sought after accolade to the community once again.

Lets the best man or woman win

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By *illow Pimp OP   Man
over a year ago

Midlothian

I win again, too easy

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!


"I win again, too easy "
fancy a shag

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By *illow Pimp OP   Man
over a year ago

Midlothian


"I win again, too easy fancy a shag "

Well would be rude to refuse, i'll shag yeah after i win my title again

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!


"I win again, too easy fancy a shag

Well would be rude to refuse, i'll shag yeah after i win my title again "

same deal as last time then

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By *illow Pimp OP   Man
over a year ago

Midlothian

If you insist

I win

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You're just too easy PP x

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!

Hey kinky xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Miss D...hows u?

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By *illow Pimp OP   Man
over a year ago

Midlothian


"You're just too easy PP x"

Ah we have a dark horse enter the frame to wrestle my accolade, your good i'll say that much for yeah

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Always like to come from the rear

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By *illow Pimp OP   Man
over a year ago

Midlothian


"Always like to come from the rear "

I may let you win out, called it my soft side.

I win

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By *illow Pimp OP   Man
over a year ago

Midlothian

Think my phone's pissed today, typo's all over the place

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Think my phone's pissed today, typo's all over the place "

Just the phone???

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!

I dont remember a soft side

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By *illow Pimp OP   Man
over a year ago

Midlothian


"Think my phone's pissed today, typo's all over the place

Just the phone??? "

I never drink and post, recipe for disaster

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

I'm up for thrashing you all..

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By *illow Pimp OP   Man
over a year ago

Midlothian


"I'm up for thrashing you all.. "

Nows your chance, my last post for at least 6 hours, when i return and find my thread sold out there's gonna be heads rolling

I win

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I dont remember a soft side "

PP's a 'new man' miss D, not afraid to show his soft feminine side.

Can I have my knickers back now pls?

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!

Enjoy work il be here to claim my prize when u get back

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

You have no chance Rox, he's collecting them like stamps

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You have no chance Rox, he's collecting them like stamps "

FFS...that man stops at nothing for a bit of filth lol

See he even had to piss himself cos nobody else was there to play showers with him

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

Aye, PP now stands for pissy pants...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Aye, PP now stands for pissy pants... "

LMFAO!!! Thank god it was only a pee he was needing... poo pants doesn't sound as good

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By *eatherWoman
over a year ago

glasgow

aye but u know what they say the older the fiddle the better the tuned and i do like my bow plucked now i did say plucked to be polite aw well f----d so come on all u fabbers see if u can beat that

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By *illow Pimp OP   Man
over a year ago

Midlothian

Right you miserable bunch of wenches, the plank awaits you at dawn, where you will be forever lost in shark infested waters.

I win

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By *ugby 123Couple
Forum Mod

over a year ago

O o O oo


"It's been a while and as current champion i thought it's about time to offer the highly sought after accolade to the community once again.

Lets the best man or woman win

"

Oooo I could win this with the buttons I have

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By *illow Pimp OP   Man
over a year ago

Midlothian


"It's been a while and as current champion i thought it's about time to offer the highly sought after accolade to the community once again.

Lets the best man or woman win

Oooo I could win this with the buttons I have "

I have contingency plans in place, pp's army is a thousand strong,

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't know how to play this game,

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By *illow Pimp OP   Man
over a year ago

Midlothian


"I don't know how to play this game, "

Well some were having trouble understanding the concept of drop one keep one so i thought the "last person to post wins" would be somewhat easier to fathom...

I win

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well that was ad clear as mud, I win

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By *illow Pimp OP   Man
over a year ago

Midlothian


"Well that was ad clear as mud, I win"

Ok ok ok, you're not allowed to post on this thread ever again is that clearer ?

Then i win ya dig ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ok ok ok, you're not allowed to post on this thread ever again is that clearer ?

Then i win ya dig ? "

No chance are you winning!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No I win. Cause I've tied ur hands behind ur back and u cant type,

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By *illow Pimp OP   Man
over a year ago

Midlothian


"No chance are you winning!!! "


"No I win. Cause I've tied ur hands behind ur back and u cant type, "

All these wenches ganging up to strip pp of his coveted prize, i shall fight to the death you hear.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"All these wenches ganging up to strip pp of his coveted prize, i shall fight to the death you hear. "

Bring it on pp, if you think you're brave enough???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"No chance are you winning!!!

No I win. Cause I've tied ur hands behind ur back and u cant type,

All these wenches ganging up to strip pp of his coveted prize, i shall fight to the death you hear. "

As if we would do that to u pp, and. Surei can find something else for your hands to do,

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By *illow Pimp OP   Man
over a year ago

Midlothian


"Bring it on pp, if you think you're brave enough???"


"As if we would do that to u pp, and. Surei can find something else for your hands to do, "

I have visions of being tied and bound naked and forced to be a sex slave against my will with all you wenches, but you have to capture me first.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have visions of being tied and bound naked and forced to be a sex slave against my will with all you wenches, but you have to capture me first. "

You keep dreaming honey, I'm not chasing any man, but I will not allow you to win.

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By *eatherWoman
over a year ago

glasgow

aye pp dreams are cheap but u wont stand a chance when us lusty wenches have our sexy evil way with u HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA

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By *illow Pimp OP   Man
over a year ago

Midlothian


"You keep dreaming honey, I'm not chasing any man, but I will not allow you to win. "

I'm not just any man though, i'm shpeshall

I win

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By *illow Pimp OP   Man
over a year ago

Midlothian


"aye pp dreams are cheap but u wont stand a chance when us lusty wenches have our sexy evil way with u HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA "

Gulp

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You keep dreaming honey, I'm not chasing any man, but I will not allow you to win.

I'm not just any man though, i'm shpeshall

I win "

Yeah, shpeshall needs.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Rides into the thread on his gold laden chariot pulled by 4 white stallions and looks round the arena but everyone has left so I suppose i win

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By *illow Pimp OP   Man
over a year ago

Midlothian


"Yeah, shpeshall needs. "

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ

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By *illow Pimp OP   Man
over a year ago

Midlothian


"Rides into the thread on his gold laden chariot pulled by 4 white stallions and looks round the arena but everyone has left so I suppose i win

"

You can fcuk off on the horse you rode in on punk

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Rides into the thread on his gold laden chariot pulled by 4 white stallions and looks round the arena but everyone has left so I suppose i win

You can fcuk off on the horse you rode in on punk "

Whips out his lance and advances on the hoards

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can sit on ur knee pp, and talk about thefirst think that pops up,

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Bring it on pp, if you think you're brave enough???

As if we would do that to u pp, and. Surei can find something else for your hands to do,

I have visions of being tied and bound naked and forced to be a sex slave against my will with all you wenches, but you have to capture me first. "

Easy.....I know where you live mwahahahahaha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

cant joust we a female

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Rides into the thread on his gold laden chariot pulled by 4 white stallions and looks round the arena but everyone has left so I suppose i win

You can fcuk off on the horse you rode in on punk

Whips out his lance and advances on the hoards "

oh, you said hoards!!!

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By *illow Pimp OP   Man
over a year ago

Midlothian


"Can sit on ur knee pp, and talk about thefirst think that pops up, "

Ok freedo you watch my back from the wenches as i lower my guard and take a break sitting on this wenches knee there after i shall whip out my world famous 10" and slap her around the chops with it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 11/10/12 21:30:48]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lol pp what my cheeky chops and Fred is to busy feeding me freddos.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Rides into the thread on his gold laden chariot pulled by 4 white stallions and looks round the arena but everyone has left so I suppose i win

You can fcuk off on the horse you rode in on punk

Whips out his lance and advances on the hoards

oh, you said hoards!!! "

Yeh but the ladies usually support the knights and make them nsa steal pie

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By *illow Pimp OP   Man
over a year ago

Midlothian

Steak pie who mentioned steak pie next to creampie thats my biggest weakness

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Lol pp what my cheeky chops and Fred is to busy feeding me freddos. "
ffs dinae bite of the lance though I may need it

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston


"Can sit on ur knee pp, and talk about thefirst think that pops up,

Ok freedo you watch my back from the wenches as i lower my guard and take a break sitting on this wenches knee there after i shall whip out my world famous 10" and slap her around the chops with it "

10".... You whipping it out 4 times?

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By *illow Pimp OP   Man
over a year ago

Midlothian


"Lol pp what my cheeky chops and Fred is to busy feeding me freddos. "

Yar my 10" weapon of mass distraction

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By *illow Pimp OP   Man
over a year ago

Midlothian


"10".... You whipping it out 4 times? "

Who rattled you cage, when i want you to speak i will throw you a nut and tell you to change shoulders

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Rides into the thread on his gold laden chariot pulled by 4 white stallions and looks round the arena but everyone has left so I suppose i win

You can fcuk off on the horse you rode in on punk

Whips out his lance and advances on the hoards

oh, you said hoards!!!

Yeh but the ladies usually support the knights and make them nsa steal pie "

you'll def get yer steak pie...but I wanna see yer lance first

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

retreats to the corner of the arena to sharpen his lance and pick up the hirse doo doo for his roses.

(have I won yet)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"10".... You whipping it out 4 times?

Who rattled you cage, when i want you to speak i will throw you a nut and tell you to change shoulders "

oh wend.....thats fighting talk

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Rides into the thread on his gold laden chariot pulled by 4 white stallions and looks round the arena but everyone has left so I suppose i win

You can fcuk off on the horse you rode in on punk

Whips out his lance and advances on the hoards

oh, you said hoards!!!

Yeh but the ladies usually support the knights and make them nsa steal pie

you'll def get yer steak pie...but I wanna see yer lance first "

What Again

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston


"10".... You whipping it out 4 times?

Who rattled you cage, when i want you to speak i will throw you a nut and tell you to change shoulders "

as long as it's not one of yours sweetie. They tasted a little off last time....

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston


"10".... You whipping it out 4 times?

Who rattled you cage, when i want you to speak i will throw you a nut and tell you to change shoulders

oh wend.....thats fighting talk "

I am up to the challenge Rox. (cover me, I am going in)

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By *illow Pimp OP   Man
over a year ago

Midlothian


"10".... You whipping it out 4 times?

Who rattled you cage, when i want you to speak i will throw you a nut and tell you to change shoulders

as long as it's not one of yours sweetie. They tasted a little off last time.... "

Ouch that hurt, i just walked into a knife

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston


"10".... You whipping it out 4 times?

Who rattled you cage, when i want you to speak i will throw you a nut and tell you to change shoulders

as long as it's not one of yours sweetie. They tasted a little off last time....

Ouch that hurt, i just walked into a knife "

just wait till I spoon then tell you to fork off. Xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Rides into the thread on his gold laden chariot pulled by 4 white stallions and looks round the arena but everyone has left so I suppose i win

You can fcuk off on the horse you rode in on punk

Whips out his lance and advances on the hoards

oh, you said hoards!!!

Yeh but the ladies usually support the knights and make them nsa steal pie

you'll def get yer steak pie...but I wanna see yer lance first

What Again "

Shhhhhhhh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Will u stop talking with ur mouth full pp

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Yeah, shpeshall needs.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ"

Awe, I'm touched.

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By *illow Pimp OP   Man
over a year ago

Midlothian


"Will u stop talking with ur mouth full pp "

I just checked out your titties, i feast like a king

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Will u stop talking with ur mouth full pp "

I am just gargling

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston


"Yeah, shpeshall needs.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ

Awe, I'm touched. "

pp is touched in the head

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Yeah, shpeshall needs.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ

Awe, I'm touched.

pp is touched in the head"

Oh I know.

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By *illow Pimp OP   Man
over a year ago

Midlothian


"Yeah, shpeshall needs.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ

Awe, I'm touched.

pp is touched in the head"

I'm the teflon man, nothing sticks so bring it on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Haha pp, u might fall down the cleavage,

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston


"Haha pp, u might fall down the cleavage, "

not mine he wont lol

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By *illow Pimp OP   Man
over a year ago

Midlothian


"Haha pp, u might fall down the cleavage, "


"not mine he wont lol "

Big and small i take them all but you can sook up all yea's want because there's no way i'm letting a girl win

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By *ugby 123Couple
Forum Mod

over a year ago

O o O oo


"It's been a while and as current champion i thought it's about time to offer the highly sought after accolade to the community once again.

Lets the best man or woman win

Oooo I could win this with the buttons I have

I have contingency plans in place, pp's army is a thousand strong, "

You think you have, I know how to stop the army too

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston


"Haha pp, u might fall down the cleavage,

not mine he wont lol

Big and small i take them all but you can sook up all yea's want because there's no way i'm letting a girl win "

Oh BUT, BUT, BUT... you said you were going to win. And you are the biggest girl we all know!!!

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By *illow Pimp OP   Man
over a year ago

Midlothian


"Oooo I could win this with the buttons I have

I have contingency plans in place, pp's army is a thousand strong,

You think you have, I know how to stop the army too "

Sj's a mate he's given me permission to counter act you by giving me a sack button for a couple of days

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

U have to catch us first pp

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By *illow Pimp OP   Man
over a year ago

Midlothian


"Haha pp, u might fall down the cleavage,

not mine he wont lol

Big and small i take them all but you can sook up all yea's want because there's no way i'm letting a girl win

Oh BUT, BUT, BUT... you said you were going to win. And you are the biggest girl we all know!!! "

Girls love a guy that's in touch with his feminine side anything for pussy, then i go out shoot some arrows and cause mayhem by pillaging

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

hahahaha, thought SJ was the FEMALE, ya feckin knobend Pissypantsfudface

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Haha pp, u might fall down the cleavage,

not mine he wont lol

Big and small i take them all but you can sook up all yea's want because there's no way i'm letting a girl win

Oh BUT, BUT, BUT... you said you were going to win. And you are the biggest girl we all know!!!

Girls love a guy that's in touch with his feminine side anything for pussy, then i go out shoot some arrows and cause mayhem by pillaging "

Never seen ya shoot....arrows

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston


"Haha pp, u might fall down the cleavage,

not mine he wont lol

Big and small i take them all but you can sook up all yea's want because there's no way i'm letting a girl win

Oh BUT, BUT, BUT... you said you were going to win. And you are the biggest girl we all know!!!

Girls love a guy that's in touch with his feminine side anything for pussy, then i go out shoot some arrows and cause mayhem by pillaging

Never seen ya shoot....arrows "

you not seen the party piece then Rox... actually, stop!! My cracked ribs are killing me from laughing

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By *ugby 123Couple
Forum Mod

over a year ago

O o O oo


"Oooo I could win this with the buttons I have

I have contingency plans in place, pp's army is a thousand strong,

You think you have, I know how to stop the army too

Sj's a mate he's given me permission to counter act you by giving me a sack button for a couple of days "

did SJ have a sex change too?

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By *illow Pimp OP   Man
over a year ago

Midlothian


"hahahaha, thought SJ was the FEMALE, ya feckin knobend Pissypantsfudface"

All guys pretend to be female dafty lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Haha pp, u might fall down the cleavage,

not mine he wont lol

Big and small i take them all but you can sook up all yea's want because there's no way i'm letting a girl win

Oh BUT, BUT, BUT... you said you were going to win. And you are the biggest girl we all know!!!

Girls love a guy that's in touch with his feminine side anything for pussy, then i go out shoot some arrows and cause mayhem by pillaging

Never seen ya shoot....arrows

you not seen the party piece then Rox... actually, stop!! My cracked ribs are killing me from laughing "

Feck...I always miss the good stuff

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By *illow Pimp OP   Man
over a year ago

Midlothian


"did SJ have a sex change too? "

Any port in a storm

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston


"hahahaha, thought SJ was the FEMALE, ya feckin knobend Pissypantsfudface

All guys pretend to be female dafty lol "

and straight... like you!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ffs pp u will do anything to win

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By *illow Pimp OP   Man
over a year ago

Midlothian


"hahahaha, thought SJ was the FEMALE, ya feckin knobend Pissypantsfudface

All guys pretend to be female dafty lol

and straight... like you!!! "

I'm as straight as andy carnegie's walking stick

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By *illow Pimp OP   Man
over a year ago

Midlothian


"Ffs pp u will do anything to win"

You can be certain that a few stealth lurkers are waiting in the lurches to pounce at the last minute

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston


"hahahaha, thought SJ was the FEMALE, ya feckin knobend Pissypantsfudface

All guys pretend to be female dafty lol

and straight... like you!!!

I'm as straight as andy carnegie's walking stick "

aww damn, does that mean you don't want the sunflower oil and marrow treatment again??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

As if

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

wow this is the longest pp has been quiet,

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston


"wow this is the longest pp has been quiet, "

sssshhh, I think pissypants has a plan and will be up at 4am to try and win this!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We should all put on the alphabet and c how far it goes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

B

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

C for coward

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lol think he is getting strong coffee for his late night attack,

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Re-enters the arena on his golden chariot with pointed lance and ball and chain. wtf no one here again have I won

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fraid not Fred am still here, can I suck on ur freddo,

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Fraid not Fred am still here, can I suck on ur freddo, "

only if you hang your scarf on my lance when your done

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Who's won then as it ain't me I never Win live In hope

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Fraid not Fred am still here, can I suck on ur freddo,

only if you hang your scarf on my lance when your done "

Of course Fred. What ever u want,

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Fraid not Fred am still here, can I suck on ur freddo,

only if you hang your scarf on my lance when your done

Of course Fred. What ever u want, "

Once the tournament is over i shall seek you out malady and shower you in gift from a far

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Evening

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Evening"

yes it is

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mmmmmm Fred I will see u nxt sat, :

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Mmmmmm Fred I will see u nxt sat, :"

Well i hope i see more of yah than the last time we met llf

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By *illow Pimp OP   Man
over a year ago

Midlothian

Off to bed shaggers and yeah i'm up at 4.30 for work, I trust no one else will post in my absence or severe retribution will follow

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Off to bed shaggers and yeah i'm up at 4.30 for work, I trust no one else will post in my absence or severe retribution will follow "

I certainly wont as I am standing guard with my lance at the ready

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By *illow Pimp OP   Man
over a year ago

Midlothian


"Off to bed shaggers and yeah i'm up at 4.30 for work, I trust no one else will post in my absence or severe retribution will follow

I certainly wont as I am standing guard with my lance at the ready "

Mind me not to go for a slash at the dundee social if your getting your lance out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How is all

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By *park_for_lifeMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline

im really confuseled now..... is this sorta like an ebay thing or english mortgage where some one will gazump ya right at the end???

Anywhoo,must say had some fun reading the replies, some of which are feckin hillarious !!!

Who wins!!! llf

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By *illow Pimp OP   Man
over a year ago

Midlothian


"How is all"


"some one will gazump ya right at the end???

Anywhoo,must say had some fun reading the replies, some of which are feckin hillarious !!!

Who wins!!! llf"

You's pair are being watched

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Off to bed shaggers and yeah i'm up at 4.30 for work, I trust no one else will post in my absence or severe retribution will follow

I certainly wont as I am standing guard with my lance at the ready "

and if I was to touch your lance would it quiver.....just a wee bit?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Off to bed shaggers and yeah i'm up at 4.30 for work, I trust no one else will post in my absence or severe retribution will follow

I certainly wont as I am standing guard with my lance at the ready

and if I was to touch your lance would it quiver.....just a wee bit? "

I think It may quiver a big bit, but my weapon can withstand any treatment handed out to it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Off to bed shaggers and yeah i'm up at 4.30 for work, I trust no one else will post in my absence or severe retribution will follow

I certainly wont as I am standing guard with my lance at the ready

and if I was to touch your lance would it quiver.....just a wee bit?

I think It may quiver a big bit, but my weapon can withstand any treatment handed out to it "

now thats sounds like a challenge

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Victory is mine!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Victory is mine!!! "

well it could be i have tried my best but must admit defeat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A but am still here, pp bring it on,

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I play

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hmmmmmm, everyones gone to bed

I must be the winner then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Still the winner....too easy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im still here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

who said that?

I'm still the winner

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By *lasgowDudeMan
over a year ago

Paisley

I here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Boo

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By *lasgowguy64Man
over a year ago

Hamilton

so where's my prize?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Think you both need to go to bed...cos I'm the winner anyway

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By *lasgowDudeMan
over a year ago

Paisley

Lol, I'm still here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im wide awake and I think I will need to b claiming prize so nyt nyt yall haha x

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By *ir laugh a lotMan
over a year ago

glasgow

as i stride through and untie freddos horses it looks like hes walking home and i win

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Where did u sneak in from??

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By *lasgowDudeMan
over a year ago

Paisley

Yes where did you spring from

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By *ir laugh a lotMan
over a year ago

glasgow

i was standing outside waiting on my chance to write on the wall as last man standing so i can win at least one thing off this site ,lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Beat it Sir Snigger...this prize is mine!!

I'm packing to move house in the morning...so I'll be up too.

PP ain't getting this one

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By *lasgowDudeMan
over a year ago

Paisley

Sorry kountess, I'm still awake

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By *ir laugh a lotMan
over a year ago

glasgow

its mine all mine i tell ye ,,, yer moving again ffs hope its next door to me , then ye can win xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The prize shal b mine mmm

Ps what is prize lol

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By *ir laugh a lotMan
over a year ago

glasgow

no sure what5 prize is knowing my luck it will be another bloody day on my own

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By *lasgowDudeMan
over a year ago

Paisley

Lol, I never win anything

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over a year ago


"its mine all mine i tell ye ,,, yer moving again ffs hope its next door to me , then ye can win xx"

aye again...4th time in 3 years, and still no closer to you.

No broken beds for a while though

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By *ir laugh a lotMan
over a year ago

glasgow

well yer not gonny win this i have decided its mine mine all mine ,lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Lol, I never win anything"

I sent you to bed hours ago!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Me either

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By *lasgowDudeMan
over a year ago

Paisley


"

I sent you to bed hours ago!!! "

I wish

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The prize shal b mine mmm

Ps what is prize lol"

The prize is to be wined and dined by PP himself...if he wins then its just another night alone for him wi spam and chips

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By *ir laugh a lotMan
over a year ago

glasgow

i never get sent or invited to bed broken or not ,shame yer not moving closer but enjoy your new home good luck in it ,,,,,,and yer still no gettin the prize unless you will accept me as the booby prize?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"i never get sent or invited to bed broken or not ,shame yer not moving closer but enjoy your new home good luck in it ,,,,,,and yer still no gettin the prize unless you will accept me as the booby prize? "

you have boobies??

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By *ir laugh a lotMan
over a year ago

glasgow

man boobs ... but not enough to worryabout ,,, but if your bed needs a house warming ,,they can travel ,lol xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"i never get sent or invited to bed broken or not ,shame yer not moving closer but enjoy your new home good luck in it ,,,,,,and yer still no gettin the prize unless you will accept me as the booby prize?

you have boobies?? "

Pmsl

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By *ir laugh a lotMan
over a year ago

glasgow

your pmsl aint taking my prize,,pmsl xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"man boobs ... but not enough to worryabout ,,, but if your bed needs a house warming ,,they can travel ,lol xx"

No room in my bed once my boobies are in lol

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By *lasgowDudeMan
over a year ago

Paisley

Someone taking the p**s

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By *ir laugh a lotMan
over a year ago

glasgow

oh im sure i can find room under them ,,, thats for sure xxx

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By *lasgowDudeMan
over a year ago

Paisley


"

No room in my bed once my boobies are in lol "

You need a bigger bed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Someone taking the p**s "

Back to bed darling *said in best supernanny voice*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


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No room in my bed once my boobies are in lol

You need a bigger bed"

You'd think kingsize would do eh lol

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By *ir laugh a lotMan
over a year ago

glasgow

the beds big enough she just needs to be taught how to use it without breaking it ,,,,, and im gonny win still ,,tho being under yer boobies might convince me to let you win xx

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By *lasgowDudeMan
over a year ago

Paisley


"Someone taking the p**s

Back to bed darling *said in best supernanny voice* "

I'm in bed, what's keeping you...lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"the beds big enough she just needs to be taught how to use it without breaking it ,,,,, and im gonny win still ,,tho being under yer boobies might convince me to let you win xx"

the broken bed incident was a highlight of the year...sooooo funny

its win win for you...either under ma boobs or the winner of the thread. Oh ok...cosy in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Winner is me

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By *ir laugh a lotMan
over a year ago

glasgow

hope to hell the in bed invite was no for me id rather be under a nice pair of boobies in a new hoose ,lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Someone taking the p**s

Back to bed darling *said in best supernanny voice*

I'm in bed, what's keeping you...lol"

Hmmm, backchat now....naughty step next then...and at ur age ur gonna be there a lonnnnnng time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mine haha

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By *lasgowDudeMan
over a year ago

Paisley


"hope to hell the in bed invite was no for me id rather be under a nice pair of boobies in a new hoose ,lol "

You would be a winner then.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Are yous lot still here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Mine haha"

Lou...its no happening..get over it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have boobies

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh but yea but yea

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By *lasgowDudeMan
over a year ago

Paisley


"Someone taking the p**s

Back to bed darling *said in best supernanny voice*

I'm in bed, what's keeping you...lol

Hmmm, backchat now....naughty step next then...and at ur age ur gonna be there a lonnnnnng time "

Do I get spanked too,

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By *ir laugh a lotMan
over a year ago

glasgow

bloody naughty step ,new hoose bed invites and ma feckin mail box and friends invite remains unused so im gonny stick this oot and keep going till i win something

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By *illow Pimp OP   Man
over a year ago

Midlothian

Morning

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By *illow Pimp OP   Man
over a year ago

Midlothian

gimme a V gimme a I gimme a C gimme a T gimme a O gimme a R gimme a Y what have i got...

too easy

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By *illow Pimp OP   Man
over a year ago

Midlothian

C'mon you miserable shower of wenches come celebrate me retaining my title fnar fnar

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By *b430Man
over a year ago

Tayside

Who won?

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By *illow Pimp OP   Man
over a year ago

Midlothian

fekn knew bb would appear lol

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By *b430Man
over a year ago

Tayside

I just couldn't resist

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By *illow Pimp OP   Man
over a year ago

Midlothian

lol, how long did we go last time ?

5 days i think, im expecting a few other to join us

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