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By *uietbloke67 OP   Man
over a year ago

outside your bedroom window ;-)

Has anyone anything controversial to say.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Elvis is overrated !

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By *teve_it_aloneMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline


"Has anyone anything controversial to say.

"

Usually.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nah, I'm having a day off.

Currently cutting aboot like Snow White with the wee birds and bunnies surrounding me....all is good in the world.

I'll be back when the drugs wear off.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'll be back when the drugs wear off."

Sharing is caring

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pineapple has NO PLACE on pizza

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By *imbobaMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

More than 5 minutes is a waste of time.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Pineapple has NO PLACE on pizza "

Lmao

I think it’s time I update my status

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By *uietbloke67 OP   Man
over a year ago

outside your bedroom window ;-)


"Pineapple has NO PLACE on pizza "

But it is nice

Well should raisins be in curry then?

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By *otPrinceHarryMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

Willow is better than Lord Of The Rings.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ed Sheeran is shite

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Irn Bru is also shite

And Macaroni Cheese is over rated.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Pineapple has NO PLACE on pizza

But it is nice

Well should raisins be in curry then?"

No, though I do like coronation chicken

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Irn Bru is also shite

And Macaroni Cheese is over rated. "

Lmao

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Pineapple has NO PLACE on pizza

But it is nice

Well should raisins be in curry then?"

No. Not ever. They don’t belong in cinnamon rolls either

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ed Sheeran is shite

"

Yes and I canny stand Whitney Houston either. I know she was a vocal gymnast but when she sings that oooo-eee-aye-aye-ooo will always love yoooo-eeee-aye-ayeoooeeeayyyeoooo I just want to bitch slap her

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Pineapple has NO PLACE on pizza

But it is nice

Well should raisins be in curry then?

No. Not ever. They don’t belong in cinnamon rolls either "

When do you eat them then? I've still got about 80 boxes of the wee snack size ones that I bought for the weans on a health kick about 10yrs ago. Then I caved and gave them Freddos.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Adele is a fucking misery.

I'm like a cheetah on steroids getting to the radio to turn her off when she comes on.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Pineapple has NO PLACE on pizza

But it is nice

Well should raisins be in curry then?

No. Not ever. They don’t belong in cinnamon rolls either

When do you eat them then? I've still got about 80 boxes of the wee snack size ones that I bought for the weans on a health kick about 10yrs ago. Then I caved and gave them Freddos."

Make a wee fruit loaf

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Marmite is lovely

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Pineapple has NO PLACE on pizza

But it is nice

Well should raisins be in curry then?

No. Not ever. They don’t belong in cinnamon rolls either

When do you eat them then? I've still got about 80 boxes of the wee snack size ones that I bought for the weans on a health kick about 10yrs ago. Then I caved and gave them Freddos.

Make a wee fruit loaf "

They wee bastards refuse point blank to eat them....in anything!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Marmite is lovely "

I LOVE marmite … they do chocolate too and cheese. I put it my roll and square sausage

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Pineapple has NO PLACE on pizza

But it is nice

Well should raisins be in curry then?

No. Not ever. They don’t belong in cinnamon rolls either

When do you eat them then? I've still got about 80 boxes of the wee snack size ones that I bought for the weans on a health kick about 10yrs ago. Then I caved and gave them Freddos.

Make a wee fruit loaf

They wee bastards refuse point blank to eat them....in anything!"

In that case put them in a jar and tell them they are yours and they CANNOT have them EVER…

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Marmite is lovely

I LOVE marmite … they do chocolate too and cheese. I put it my roll and square sausage "
chocolate, cheese and marmite in a roll and sausage

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

When do you eat them then? I've still got about 80 boxes of the wee snack size ones that I bought for the weans on a health kick about 10yrs ago. Then I caved and gave them Freddos."

I love those. I also like a fruit scone. That’s about it tho.

Or. Oatmeal bars or protein bars.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Adele is a fucking misery.

I'm like a cheetah on steroids getting to the radio to turn her off when she comes on."

This is how I feel about nickleback

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Marmite is lovely

I LOVE marmite … they do chocolate too and cheese. I put it my roll and square sausage chocolate, cheese and marmite in a roll and sausage "

no just the marmite… might try the cheese mind you… NOT the chocolate am no THAT controversial

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

They wee bastards refuse point blank to eat them....in anything!

In that case put them in a jar and tell them they are yours and they CANNOT have them EVER… "

Genius

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By *uietbloke67 OP   Man
over a year ago

outside your bedroom window ;-)


"Adele is a fucking misery.

I'm like a cheetah on steroids getting to the radio to turn her off when she comes on."

She has 1 song and sings it a different way everytime....pish

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By *ossie34Man
over a year ago

Edinburgh

Football isn’t the greatest sport out there

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

People who eat with their mouths open should be shot. That slapping of the gums noise arghh

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By *ogiBearNbooCouple
over a year ago

north Lanarkshire

I don’t like coffee

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By *uietbloke67 OP   Man
over a year ago

outside your bedroom window ;-)


"I don’t like coffee "

You go to the top of the leaderboard....mingin, dry, bitter and gritty

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By *ogiBearNbooCouple
over a year ago

north Lanarkshire


"I don’t like coffee

You go to the top of the leaderboard....mingin, dry, bitter and gritty "

Victory!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Pineapple has NO PLACE on pizza "

Get out

Haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cheese and strawberry jam sandwiches are fucking awesome. So is a mince pie in a bun with butter.

Never claimed to be normal in any sense of the word

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Pineapple has NO PLACE on pizza

Get out

Haha"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Peanut butter on steak.... so tasty

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Cheese and strawberry jam sandwiches are fucking awesome. So is a mince pie in a bun with butter.

Never claimed to be normal in any sense of the word "

I’m on the cheese n jam but prefer marmalade but when you say mince pie??? Do you mean a meat mince pie or a Christmas one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Peanut butter on steak.... so tasty "

Peanut butter is weirdly versatile. I’ve made peanut butter and jam fried chicken in the past. Incredible

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cis women are indeed JUST women

(Someone had to say it)

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By *oShrinkingVioletWoman
over a year ago

the land of unicorns and fairytales


"Has anyone anything controversial to say.

"

Everything that comes out my mouth these days lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Cis women are indeed JUST women

(Someone had to say it)"

Trust you to lower the tone

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Cis women are indeed JUST women

(Someone had to say it)

Trust you to lower the tone "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Cheese and strawberry jam sandwiches are fucking awesome. So is a mince pie in a bun with butter.

Never claimed to be normal in any sense of the word

I’m on the cheese n jam but prefer marmalade but when you say mince pie??? Do you mean a meat mince pie or a Christmas one "

Mince or steak pie, best from the baker. No xmas pies, doesn't work.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Cis women are indeed JUST women

(Someone had to say it)"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The end slices of bread are called the outsiders.

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By *ossie34Man
over a year ago

Edinburgh


"The end slices of bread are called the outsiders. "

Nah heal

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Living life as a penguin ain't all its cracked up to be.

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By *unnycunnylinguistMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

Princess Diana is alive and living as a socialite in Paris

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By *he Regina PhalangeWoman
over a year ago

Lanarkshire


"Cheese and strawberry jam sandwiches are fucking awesome. So is a mince pie in a bun with butter.

Never claimed to be normal in any sense of the word "

I’m sorry but for me it’s worse that you refer to a roll as a bun!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Cis women are indeed JUST women

(Someone had to say it)"

Agreed x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I love fruit and nut chocolate.

I also keep all my chocolate in the fridge.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Controversial

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Women are more attractive than men

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By *melia DominaTV/TS
over a year ago

Edinburgh (She/Her)


"Irn Bru is also shite

And Macaroni Cheese is over rated. "
banished.. banished I tell you...

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By *melia DominaTV/TS
over a year ago

Edinburgh (She/Her)


"Cis women are indeed JUST women

(Someone had to say it)

Agreed x"
no arguments here either.

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By *melia DominaTV/TS
over a year ago

Edinburgh (She/Her)


"Has anyone anything controversial to say.

"
I am controversial. That says it all!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why didn’t Mark Chapman shoot Yoko Ono?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Women are more attractive than men "
that's no controversial, that's fact

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I (male) ask for directions when lost

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The Beatles were grossly overrated

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Cis women are indeed JUST women

(Someone had to say it)

Trust you to lower the tone "

Midden

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Cheese and strawberry jam sandwiches are fucking awesome. So is a mince pie in a bun with butter.

Never claimed to be normal in any sense of the word

I’m on the cheese n jam but prefer marmalade but when you say mince pie??? Do you mean a meat mince pie or a Christmas one

Mince or steak pie, best from the baker. No xmas pies, doesn't work."

Phew, in that case yes to both

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By *eatheryTV/TS
over a year ago

Cupar

Les Miserables is the worst musical ever written.

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By *ennyjMan
over a year ago

falkirk

Got too be a gid old fashioned scotch pie from the bakers or butchers ,,and lurpak on the roll

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Got too be a gid old fashioned scotch pie from the bakers or butchers ,,and lurpak on the roll "

Jesus I'm hard as astrophysics at the thought

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Male drivers are better than female drivers . Fact !!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Male drivers are better than female drivers . Fact !! "

Aye drive ye up the wall

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Drive you wild with desire

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Male drivers are better than female drivers . Fact !!

Aye drive ye up the wall "
I'm saying nothing, I remember the story you told me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Drive you wild with desire "

Corf aye that’s what I meant aherm

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Male drivers are better than female drivers . Fact !!

Aye drive ye up the wall I'm saying nothing, I remember the story you told me "

I’m still a wee bit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Male drivers are better than female drivers . Fact !!

Aye drive ye up the wall I'm saying nothing, I remember the story you told me

I’m still a wee bit "
I'm still

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By *assy LassieWoman
over a year ago

Lanarkshire


"Marmite is lovely

I LOVE marmite … they do chocolate too and cheese. I put it my roll and square sausage chocolate, cheese and marmite in a roll and sausage

no just the marmite… might try the cheese mind you… NOT the chocolate am no THAT controversial "

Roll n sausage with cheese and tomato sauce.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Big tits are overrated

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cheese is overrated and people who eat whole blocks of it in one sitting aren't right.

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By *izardie2Man
over a year ago

Glasgow


"Ed Sheeran is shite

And so is Adele

Yes and I canny stand Whitney Houston either. I know she was a vocal gymnast but when she sings that oooo-eee-aye-aye-ooo will always love yoooo-eeee-aye-ayeoooeeeayyyeoooo I just want to bitch slap her "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Male drivers are better than female drivers . Fact !! "

As someone who swerved to avoid a dead hedgehog during lessons, I cannae really disagree with this.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Male drivers are better than female drivers . Fact !!

As someone who swerved to avoid a dead hedgehog during lessons, I cannae really disagree with this."

Yeah, but going back to pick it up and have for supper was the step too far for me. Yer a strange lass ye ken

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Gingers do have souls.

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By *alcon43Woman
over a year ago

Paisley


"More than 5 minutes is a waste of time. "

Depends on what you’re doing. Less than 5 minutes is barely a warm up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"More than 5 minutes is a waste of time.

Depends on what you’re doing. Less than 5 minutes is barely a warm up "

This. 100%.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Male drivers are better than female drivers . Fact !!

As someone who swerved to avoid a dead hedgehog during lessons, I cannae really disagree with this.

Yeah, but going back to pick it up and have for supper was the step too far for me. Yer a strange lass ye ken "

I gave it mouth to mouth

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By *vbride1963TV/TS
over a year ago

E.K . Glasgow


"Male drivers are better than female drivers . Fact !!

As someone who swerved to avoid a dead hedgehog during lessons, I cannae really disagree with this.

Yeah, but going back to pick it up and have for supper was the step too far for me. Yer a strange lass ye ken

I gave it mouth to mouth "

Giving no thought for your own safety possibly could have got a prick in your mouth .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Male drivers are better than female drivers . Fact !!

As someone who swerved to avoid a dead hedgehog during lessons, I cannae really disagree with this.

Yeah, but going back to pick it up and have for supper was the step too far for me. Yer a strange lass ye ken

I gave it mouth to mouth

Giving no thought for your own safety possibly could have got a prick in your mouth . "

I'd have made sure of that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Jaffa cake's are really biscuits

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Jaffa cake's are really biscuits "

Cakes go hard when they go off, biscuits go hard. Jaffa cakes are cakes, sorry x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Irn Bru is also shite

And Macaroni Cheese is over rated. "

Jesus wept - are you really Scottish?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Jaffa cake's are really biscuits

Cakes go hard when they go off, biscuits go hard. Jaffa cakes are cakes, sorry x"

Yip, tou can't argue with the facts!! I think they used that argument in court!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Size dosnt matter it's all in the Hips

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Jaffa cake's are really biscuits

Cakes go hard when they go off, biscuits go hard. Jaffa cakes are cakes, sorry x

Yip, tou can't argue with the facts!! I think they used that argument in court!"

… but they’re in the biscuit aisle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Man Flu ISN'T a thing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Man Flu ISN'T a thing "

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By *vbride1963TV/TS
over a year ago

E.K . Glasgow


"Man Flu ISN'T a thing "

You've taken that to far .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Women give birth because men couldn't handle the pain.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Man Flu ISN'T a thing

You've taken that to far . "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Football is rubbish

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fact ^^

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By *vbride1963TV/TS
over a year ago

E.K . Glasgow


"Fact ^^"

Never trust those women above they've ulterior motives ( and if I figure them oot I might join their gang ) .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Fact ^^

Never trust those women above they've ulterior motives ( and if I figure them oot I might join their gang ) . "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Fact ^^

Never trust those women above they've ulterior motives ( and if I figure them oot I might join their gang ) . "

Whit!!! I thought you were the leader

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Male drivers are better than female drivers . Fact !!

As someone who swerved to avoid a dead hedgehog during lessons, I cannae really disagree with this.

Yeah, but going back to pick it up and have for supper was the step too far for me. Yer a strange lass ye ken

I gave it mouth to mouth

Giving no thought for your own safety possibly could have got a prick in your mouth . "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Listen up folks, jaffa cakes go hard because cakes go hard, therefore it is a cake. Biscuits go soft when they go off. We could go on and on about this but it doesn't change the fact that the jaffa cakes are and always have been in the biscuit aisle. Why? I don't bloody know but they are. End of discussion!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Listen up folks, jaffa cakes go hard because cakes go hard, therefore it is a cake. Biscuits go soft when they go off. We could go on and on about this but it doesn't change the fact that the jaffa cakes are and always have been in the biscuit aisle. Why? I don't bloody know but they are. End of discussion! "
Amen!!

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By *ornyhappyCouple
over a year ago

perth


"Listen up folks, jaffa cakes go hard because cakes go hard, therefore it is a cake. Biscuits go soft when they go off. We could go on and on about this but it doesn't change the fact that the jaffa cakes are and always have been in the biscuit aisle. Why? I don't bloody know but they are. End of discussion! Amen!!"

I don't care what they are. Cake ir biscuit, I don't like them.

K

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Listen up folks, jaffa cakes go hard because cakes go hard, therefore it is a cake. Biscuits go soft when they go off. We could go on and on about this but it doesn't change the fact that the jaffa cakes are and always have been in the biscuit aisle. Why? I don't bloody know but they are. End of discussion! Amen!!

I don't care what they are. Cake ir biscuit, I don't like them.

K"

Thats just crazy talk!

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By *rEfoxMan
over a year ago

edinburgh

This, this! All of this!


"Ed Sheeran is shite

Yes and I canny stand Whitney Houston either. I know she was a vocal gymnast but when she sings that oooo-eee-aye-aye-ooo will always love yoooo-eeee-aye-ayeoooeeeayyyeoooo I just want to bitch slap her "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Living life as a penguin ain't all its cracked up to be. "

Well who'd a thought, being a penguin ain't bad after all. Got my first message about being a penguin since I decided to join the ranks of penguinism. Would like to say onwards and upwards but I can't frickin fly. There was something fishy about my first penguin message though.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Living life as a penguin ain't all its cracked up to be.

Well who'd a thought, being a penguin ain't bad after all. Got my first message about being a penguin since I decided to join the ranks of penguinism. Would like to say onwards and upwards but I can't frickin fly. There was something fishy about my first penguin message though. "

Did you know penguins shite every 20mins?

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By *ocktailsdreamsMan
over a year ago

Edinburgh


"Living life as a penguin ain't all its cracked up to be.

Well who'd a thought, being a penguin ain't bad after all. Got my first message about being a penguin since I decided to join the ranks of penguinism. Would like to say onwards and upwards but I can't frickin fly. There was something fishy about my first penguin message though. "

You're Codding me!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Living life as a penguin ain't all its cracked up to be.

Well who'd a thought, being a penguin ain't bad after all. Got my first message about being a penguin since I decided to join the ranks of penguinism. Would like to say onwards and upwards but I can't frickin fly. There was something fishy about my first penguin message though.

Did you know penguins shite every 20mins?

"

You must be a penguin too, you spew shite every 20 minutes too.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nicola sturgeon is good for Scotland

Ok it’s a lie rather than controversial

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Living life as a penguin ain't all its cracked up to be.

Well who'd a thought, being a penguin ain't bad after all. Got my first message about being a penguin since I decided to join the ranks of penguinism. Would like to say onwards and upwards but I can't frickin fly. There was something fishy about my first penguin message though.

You're Codding me!"

Feck sake mate , this is not the plaice for jokes.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Nicola sturgeon is good for Scotland

Ok it’s a lie rather than controversial "

Yea yeah, sturgeons a fish too, whatever !!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Living life as a penguin ain't all its cracked up to be.

Well who'd a thought, being a penguin ain't bad after all. Got my first message about being a penguin since I decided to join the ranks of penguinism. Would like to say onwards and upwards but I can't frickin fly. There was something fishy about my first penguin message though.

Did you know penguins shite every 20mins?

You must be a penguin too, you spew shite every 20 minutes too. "

I set that joke up for you.

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By *ocktailsdreamsMan
over a year ago

Edinburgh


"Living life as a penguin ain't all its cracked up to be.

Well who'd a thought, being a penguin ain't bad after all. Got my first message about being a penguin since I decided to join the ranks of penguinism. Would like to say onwards and upwards but I can't frickin fly. There was something fishy about my first penguin message though.

You're Codding me!

Feck sake mate , this is not the plaice for jokes. "

I see you're the life and sole of the party.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The Beatles were shite compared to The Kinks.

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By *ocktailsdreamsMan
over a year ago

Edinburgh


"The Beatles were shite compared to The Kinks."

Ooh you kinky bsxtard

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Red and white wine are both shite - fizzy rosé with ice is the way forward!!!!!

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By *ainyDaySunshineMan
over a year ago

Ayrshire

Boris J for King of the UK

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Vegetable Lasagna.. WTF

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Boris J for King of the UK "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The toilet seat should always be down

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By *ookie69Man
over a year ago

Whistle Dixie

"Unhealed sorrow flows through blood that once run thick"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

And taxi for Wee nippy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Child birth is less painful than a kick in the baws.

(Puts helmet on and runs like fuck to find an underground bunker)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Child birth is less painful than a kick in the baws.

(Puts helmet on and runs like fuck to find an underground bunker)"

Take two helmets, one for the baws

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By *he Regina PhalangeWoman
over a year ago

Lanarkshire


"Child birth is less painful than a kick in the baws.

(Puts helmet on and runs like fuck to find an underground bunker)

Take two helmets, one for the baws "

Get yer steelies on Flirt!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Child birth is less painful than a kick in the baws.

(Puts helmet on and runs like fuck to find an underground bunker)

Take two helmets, one for the baws "

Way ahead of you I converted a set of ear defenders into baw defenders, Feel much safer but can’t hear anything now.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Child birth is less painful than a kick in the baws.

(Puts helmet on and runs like fuck to find an underground bunker)

Take two helmets, one for the baws

Get yer steelies on Flirt! "

steel toe capped stilettos?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Child birth is less painful than a kick in the baws.

(Puts helmet on and runs like fuck to find an underground bunker)

Take two helmets, one for the baws

Way ahead of you I converted a set of ear defenders into baw defenders, Feel much safer but can’t hear anything now. "

Hahahaha pardon???

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By *he Regina PhalangeWoman
over a year ago

Lanarkshire


"Child birth is less painful than a kick in the baws.

(Puts helmet on and runs like fuck to find an underground bunker)

Take two helmets, one for the baws

Get yer steelies on Flirt!

steel toe capped stilettos? "

That’s the ones.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Child birth is less painful than a kick in the baws.

(Puts helmet on and runs like fuck to find an underground bunker)

Take two helmets, one for the baws

Get yer steelies on Flirt!

steel toe capped stilettos?

That’s the ones. "

Can i just put it out there that no baws were harmed during this exchange, yet, Hold on there’s the door brb…..

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By *he Regina PhalangeWoman
over a year ago

Lanarkshire


"Child birth is less painful than a kick in the baws.

(Puts helmet on and runs like fuck to find an underground bunker)

Take two helmets, one for the baws

Get yer steelies on Flirt!

steel toe capped stilettos?

That’s the ones.

Can i just put it out there that no baws were harmed during this exchange, yet, Hold on there’s the door brb….. "

Yeah, mine are still intact!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Child birth is less painful than a kick in the baws.

(Puts helmet on and runs like fuck to find an underground bunker)"

Have to agree with this.

But only because I was out of my tits on morphine when I kicked Mr in the baws.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Child birth is less painful than a kick in the baws.

(Puts helmet on and runs like fuck to find an underground bunker)

Have to agree with this.

But only because I was out of my tits on morphine when I kicked Mr in the baws. "

You women are so violent, wtf?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Men are better than females at EVERYTHING...FACT !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Child birth is less painful than a kick in the baws.

(Puts helmet on and runs like fuck to find an underground bunker)

Have to agree with this.

But only because I was out of my tits on morphine when I kicked Mr in the baws.

You women are so violent, wtf? "

There's no greater pain than getting your penis stuck on fly zipper

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By *an from UncleMan
over a year ago

ml1


"Men are better than females at EVERYTHING...FACT ! "
what evan at giving blow jobs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Men are better than females at EVERYTHING...FACT ! what evan at giving blow jobs"

I have it on good authority the answer is yes.

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