FabSwingers.com forum: Message in a bottle

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Settle doon police fans ,its not that . Following yesterdays story of the Scottish girl who threw a bottle into the sea , that turned up in Norway 25 year's later.What would you write on your perfect message in a bottle.Best one wins a pack of wine gums

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mine would say

"I wrote an awesome message but all I got was a lousy packet of Wine Gums, swap for Jelly Tots?"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Maybe something to be discovered after a meteorite wipes us all out & humans has re evolved

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By *he Regina PhalangeWoman
over a year ago

Lanarkshire

‘Where’s the wine?’

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

FAF

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"‘Where’s the wine?’"
Jesus ,ok im uping the prize to a Bottle of Morrisons finest pino

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!

The gin that was in this bottle was lush so if you’ve found my message in this bottle please send me a full bottle back ,I’ve included my address for you to do so

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By *imbobaMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

ser etter en sexy kvinne

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By *uietbloke67Man
over a year ago

outside your bedroom window ;-)

Ave spunked in the bottle....dare ye tae drink it

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By *ewfie02Couple
over a year ago

Ayrshire

Anyone want a massage in a boatel?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Anyone want a massage in a boatel?"
sounds interesting , will i bring my own towel

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By *estless nativeMan
over a year ago

near Glasgow

Lost, 1 empty bottle.

Nae reward since Barrs stopped their bottle return scheme, so if ye find it just keep it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd put in a note saying "I've finished the wine, if you find this please re-fill"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You did well to get this far. In 2022 I was pretty sure we were all fucked.".

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Recycle me .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

TBF when I seen this I thought, 1000s of bottles are now gonna get thrown off bridges and piers all over Scotland now. So much for cleaning the oceans.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Think i would start mine with , Any good dogging sites in This area

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mines would say..

Hey...this isn't for you!! Throw it back please.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mine would be

5ft 7

Blue eyes

Likes chats movies pub nights in and out

Do you swipe left or right

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Rub hard and I'll grant you three wishes

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By *ide em cowgirlWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

Inside this bottle are all my fucks given over the years to pointless advice I never asked for.Please feel free to share them out.

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