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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

What's the best and worst compliments you've ever had?

Best: first girlfriend at seeing my cock......."that'll never fit in my mouth"

Worst: I prefer you kissed my neck cos you're not a good kisser, maybe I'm just used to my ex husband, he was great at it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The best was definitely “you’re the first person to give me 2 orgasms in one night!”

That defo made me feel like a king. Hahaha

The worst. “I can’t tell if you’re eating me out or pretending to be a washing machine….”

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"The best was definitely “you’re the first person to give me 2 orgasms in one night!”

That defo made me feel like a king. Hahaha

The worst. “I can’t tell if you’re eating me out or pretending to be a washing machine….”"

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!

You look fantastic

For an old woman lol

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By *otPrinceHarryMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

Best: "That's the biggest cock I've ever had in me"

(Was she telling the truth? I care not)

Worst: "I could tell you were supposed to be funny."

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Best: "That's the biggest cock I've ever had in me"

(Was she telling the truth? I care not)

Worst: "I could tell you were supposed to be funny.""

Could have been worse, she could have said "that's the biggest cock I've had in me. The rest of them were just too big!!"

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"You look fantastic

For an old woman lol "

Now that's what I call a back handed compliment lol

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!


"You look fantastic

For an old woman lol

Now that's what I call a back handed compliment lol"
indeed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Best - from a woman. Total stranger came up to me on a night out when I was up dancing and told me she had been watching me and thought I was beautiful.

Worst- "your fanny looks like something from an X File". (Wasn't her later that night btw).

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Best - from a woman. Total stranger came up to me on a night out when I was up dancing and told me she had been watching me and thought I was beautiful.

Worst- "your fanny looks like something from an X File". (Wasn't her later that night btw). "

This made me LOL hope u slapped that person for x file comment!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Best - from a woman. Total stranger came up to me on a night out when I was up dancing and told me she had been watching me and thought I was beautiful.

Worst- "your fanny looks like something from an X File". (Wasn't her later that night btw).

This made me LOL hope u slapped that person for x file comment! "

I had 2 kids with him

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By *traightrimmerMan
over a year ago

glasgow

An ex described me as: small lad, big cock, likes to cum on tits

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Best - from a woman. Total stranger came up to me on a night out when I was up dancing and told me she had been watching me and thought I was beautiful.

Worst- "your fanny looks like something from an X File". (Wasn't her later that night btw).

This made me LOL hope u slapped that person for x file comment!

I had 2 kids with him "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You look fantastic

For an old woman lol "

You do look fkn fantastic, and you are lying about your age!!! You've got your 5's and 3's mixed up!!! So it must have been a young loon that said that to a 37 year old!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My best was actually recently when I was told that she didn't think sex could be like that - I had a massive cock and could go so deep (god knows what kind of shit she was used to!!), she was being serious and keeps saying it, so I'm chuffed!

My worst - I can't think of a derogatory comment that's stuck with me, so I'm quite lucky!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think the best compliment I've had, is I have a kind face.

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