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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Fifty shades of Grey.

The missus bought a paperback, down Ponty saturday,

i had a look inside her bag t'was Fifty shades of Grey,

Well i just left her to it, at 10 i went to bed,

an hour later she appeared, the sight filled me with dread,

in her left hand was a rope and in her right a whip,

she threw them down on the floor and then began to strip,

Well 50 yrs or so ago i might have had a peek,

but Doris hasn't weathered well she's 84 next week,

Watching Doris bump n groan could not have been much grimmer,

things went from bad to worse when she fell off her zimmer,

She struggled up upon her feet, a couple minutes later,

she put her teeth back in and said.....I MUST DOMINATE HER,

now if you knew my Doris you'd see just why i spluttered,

i'd spent 2 weeks in traction for the last complaint, i muttered,

She stood there nude and naked like, bent forward just a bit,

i thought....what the hell..stepped forward and stood on her left tit,

Doris screamed, her teeth shot out...my god what had i done,

she moaned and groaned then started shouting...STEP ON THE OTHER ONE

Well readers i can tell no more, about what went on that day,

suffice to say my jet black hair, turned...50 SHADES OF GREY!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Love it

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By *ubbly2012Woman
over a year ago

inver somewhere

Brill!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thats fab haha x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

hahahahah just what i needed... a right good belly laugh

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By *adcowWoman
over a year ago

kirkcaldy

lol good one jezz

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By *erverts R usCouple
over a year ago

Stirling

brilliant xx ty j/m xx

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