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By *randmrsG123 OP   Couple
over a year ago

Port Glasgow

Driving home after football practice tonight, i took part and my back was sore, my son says “aye dad that’s from all the swinging!”

Mrs G and I burst out laughing and it was very awkward! then he pipes up and says - aye dad just like spider-man in the new film, he had a bad back from all the swinging about!

bare in mind he’s 12

Just sharing some funny stories haha

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By *assy LassieWoman
over a year ago

Lanarkshire

From the mouths of babes. Years ago my youngest was getting the talk at school about what was the proper names of genitals. He came in from school and called his older brother a big fat fanjina. Yip he still gets it brought up to this day

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Driving home after football practice tonight, i took part and my back was sore, my son says “aye dad that’s from all the swinging!”

Mrs G and I burst out laughing and it was very awkward! then he pipes up and says - aye dad just like spider-man in the new film, he had a bad back from all the swinging about!

bare in mind he’s 12

Just sharing some funny stories haha "

That's hilarious! Be a good one to tell him the truth about on your death bed for one final laugh at the look on his face

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By *ostringsfun4uMan
over a year ago

Cumbernauld

So.... are you Spiderman?

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By *ornyone30Man
over a year ago

ABERDEEN

When my eldest was 2 or 3, I was taking a piss. Kids being kids there is not a private moment. It was during potty training and as I was able to do the toilet like a grown up she said "oh well done dad, you're such a big boy" I burst out laughing, that's the only time I've heard that

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By *randmrsG123 OP   Couple
over a year ago

Port Glasgow


"So.... are you Spiderman?"

I’ve tried to do the spider-man but i’m not him

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My then 3yr old went rummaging in our room one day.

Came stomping downstairs, dildo in hand, demanding to know why I needed a "jelly winkle".

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mrs asked the kids (10 years old) what mummy and daddy were good at? Instant answer from one "sex"

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By *uietbloke67Man
over a year ago

outside your bedroom window ;-)

You drove to parklea....ffs in my day we had to walked it

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By *oShrinkingVioletWoman
over a year ago

the land of unicorns and fairytales


"You drove to parklea....ffs in my day we had to walked it "

Hahah the youth of today lol Parklea ain’t what it used to be now they’ve closed car access to the wee picnic areas

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By *uietbloke67Man
over a year ago

outside your bedroom window ;-)

Aye you can still get to it through the wee tunnel at woodhall though.

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