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By *he Regina Phalange OP Woman
over a year ago

Lanarkshire

In years gone by, I made new year resolutions and never stuck with them. I don’t make them now and haven’t for about a decade.

Does anyone ever stick with them or are they guaranteed to fail?

If anyone is making one for 2022, please share!

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By *estless nativeMan
over a year ago

near Glasgow

All the stalkers are thinking "I resolve to call her up, a thousand times a day"

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By *andsCouple
over a year ago

Edin

We were talking about this earlier … for the last 30 years we have been together I make the same one and that is “this year I’m going to make an effort and look glam” by the 2nd I’m back in my jammies, hair tied up and no make up! It’s like a running joke now but who knows 2022 might be the year for me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mainly to be kinder to myself and put myself first more.

The notion of becoming a size 12 and it suddenly making life better is nonsense. I've learnt that now

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By *assy LassieWoman
over a year ago

Lanarkshire

"We were talking about this earlier … for the last 30 years we have been together I make the same one and that is “this year I’m going to make an effort and look glam” by the 2nd I’m back in my jammies, hair tied up and no make up! It’s like a running joke now but who knows 2022 might be the year for me

This has been mine for the last 20 years too. Same result.

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By *ornyone30Man
over a year ago

ABERDEEN

Reduce alcohol intake.

Stop eating so much junk.

Take more exercise.

Grow some balls and have an open and frank conversation with my wife.

Going to be a busy start to the year

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not actually done new year resolution in years but ill go for something achievable -

Read more books

Drink less alcohol

Try something new each month

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By *exicolaMan
over a year ago

West Lothian

Probably the most unoriginal one going...to get back to the gym.

Was doing really well until end of November and then life got in the way.

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By *ary_ArgyllMan
over a year ago

Argyll

"In years gone by, I made new year resolutions and never stuck with them. I don’t make them now and haven’t for about a decade.

Does anyone ever stick with them or are they guaranteed to fail?

If anyone is making one for 2022, please share!

But you made a resolution not to make any more NY resolutions, and you've stuck with that, so you have made a resolution you haven't broken ...

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By *enie90Woman
over a year ago

a bottle

On 1st of Jan 2020, I became a vegeterian and still am

. But pretty sure that’s the only thing I managed to stick to

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By *oShrinkingVioletWoman
over a year ago

the land of unicorns and fairytales

To let my hair down and say fuck it a lot more !!

If anything this last year has taught me is life too short

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm going to get in the best shape of my life...

I've tried 4 or 5 times and failed eventually but every time I've stuck at it longer each time, not getting any younger so got to stick this time. Wish me luck

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Learn to play the drums..

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By *aseMan
over a year ago

Gourock

Nope, Just happy to wake up in the morning

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By *adbury girlWoman
over a year ago

Lanarkshire

"Reduce alcohol intake.

Stop eating so much junk.

Take more exercise.

Grow some balls and have an open and frank conversation with my wife.

Going to be a busy start to the year"

Without knowing your reasons (and not wanting to know) but if you start with the Frank conversation the rest may happen more naturally

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By *adbury girlWoman
over a year ago

Lanarkshire

I gave up making them as I never stick to them, my all year round motto is to enjoy life

Happy new year everyone xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Need to trim up this dad body.

Loose this wine belly

Blame covid lock downs.

Need a gym buddy

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By *uietbloke67Man
over a year ago

outside your bedroom window ;-)

"On 1st of Jan 2020, I became a vegeterian and still am

. But pretty sure that’s the only thing I managed to stick to

10/10

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Learn to play the drums.."

Honestly ? I've always wanted to play the drums too. (Think Animal from The Muppets

)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Reduce alcohol intake.

Stop eating so much junk.

Take more exercise.

Grow some balls and have an open and frank conversation with my wife.

Going to be a busy start to the year"

You'll maybe need a pint after that conversation

In all seriousness though, hope it goes well.

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By *ane DTV/TS
over a year ago

Glasgow ish

Lose lockdown weight.

Get out way more - esp socials & events.

Enjoy life, don't hide from it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Enjoy life, don't hide from it."

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By *vbride1963TV/TS
over a year ago

E.K . Glasgow

I’ve not really thought about a resolution for myself this year for those that make some good luck in the quest to abide by them .

All the best to everyone have a great new year .

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By *aseMan
over a year ago

Gourock

Enjoy life, don't hide from it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Learn to play the drums..

Honestly ? I've always wanted to play the drums too. (Think Animal from The Muppets

you & me... Girl band ..now we just need a band name

The Muff Cheeks .. your welcome

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By *vbride1963TV/TS
over a year ago

E.K . Glasgow

"Learn to play the drums..

Honestly ? I've always wanted to play the drums too. (Think Animal from The Muppets

)

you & me... Girl band ..now we just need a band name

The Muff Cheeks .. your welcome

Surely The Sweet Muffs .

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By *aseMan
over a year ago

Gourock

"Learn to play the drums..

Honestly ? I've always wanted to play the drums too. (Think Animal from The Muppets

)

you & me... Girl band ..now we just need a band name

The Muff Cheeks .. your welcome

"
The forum sisters....lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Learn to play the drums..

Honestly ? I've always wanted to play the drums too. (Think Animal from The Muppets

)

you & me... Girl band ..now we just need a band name

The Muff Cheeks .. your welcome

Surely The Sweet Muffs .

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Steph yer no taking credit !!

although the sweet muffs works too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Learn to play the drums..

Honestly ? I've always wanted to play the drums too. (Think Animal from The Muppets

)

you & me... Girl band ..now we just need a band name

The Muff Cheeks .. your welcome

The forum sisters....lol"
that's no good, it needs to be catchy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The cheeky muffs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The cheeky muffs

it's starting to feel like this is real

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By *aseMan
over a year ago

Gourock

"Learn to play the drums..

Honestly ? I've always wanted to play the drums too. (Think Animal from The Muppets

)

you & me... Girl band ..now we just need a band name

The Muff Cheeks .. your welcome

The forum sisters....lol that's no good, it needs to be catchy

"
The Muff divers..lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Learn to play the drums..

Honestly ? I've always wanted to play the drums too. (Think Animal from The Muppets

)

you & me... Girl band ..now we just need a band name

The Muff Cheeks .. your welcome

The forum sisters....lol that's no good, it needs to be catchy

The Muff divers..lol"

trust you dufster

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The Sweetest Muff

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The Sweetest Muff

let's do this..let's rock out haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The Sweetest Muff

let's do this..let's rock out haha"

Do we need a singer.. or a guitarist...what about outfits....(Can you tell I should be taking the decorations down today?)

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By *he Regina Phalange OP Woman
over a year ago

Lanarkshire

"The Sweetest Muff

let's do this..let's rock out haha

Do we need a singer.. or a guitarist...what about outfits....(Can you tell I should be taking the decorations down today?)

I can play baby shark in the guitar!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The Sweetest Muff

let's do this..let's rock out haha

Do we need a singer.. or a guitarist...what about outfits....(Can you tell I should be taking the decorations down today?)

Oh I'm up for being in a band.. I can sing a wee bit

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By *aseMan
over a year ago

Gourock

"The Sweetest Muff

let's do this..let's rock out haha

Do we need a singer.. or a guitarist...what about outfits....(Can you tell I should be taking the decorations down today?)

Oh I'm up for being in a band.. I can sing a wee bit "
I could be your manager...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The Sweetest Muff

let's do this..let's rock out haha

Do we need a singer.. or a guitarist...what about outfits....(Can you tell I should be taking the decorations down today?)

Oh I'm up for being in a band.. I can sing a wee bit I could be your manager...

I had you pencilled in to clean the bogs at our first gig.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The Sweetest Muff

let's do this..let's rock out haha

Do we need a singer.. or a guitarist...what about outfits....(Can you tell I should be taking the decorations down today?)

I can play baby shark in the guitar!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The Sweetest Muff

let's do this..let's rock out haha

Do we need a singer.. or a guitarist...what about outfits....(Can you tell I should be taking the decorations down today?)

Oh I'm up for being in a band.. I can sing a wee bit "

World domination beckons!

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By *vbride1963TV/TS
over a year ago

E.K . Glasgow

"The Sweetest Muff

let's do this..let's rock out haha

Do we need a singer.. or a guitarist...what about outfits....(Can you tell I should be taking the decorations down today?)

Oh I'm up for being in a band.. I can sing a wee bit

World domination beckons!

I can do costume advisor ( promise I won’t borrow them )

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Muff in compares 2 u

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The Sweetest Muff

let's do this..let's rock out haha

Do we need a singer.. or a guitarist...what about outfits....(Can you tell I should be taking the decorations down today?)

Oh I'm up for being in a band.. I can sing a wee bit

World domination beckons!

I can do costume advisor ( promise I won’t borrow them )

...we'd be checking your handbag before you left the premises!

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By *oShrinkingVioletWoman
over a year ago

the land of unicorns and fairytales

"Muff in compares 2 u

Hahaha that’s good

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Muff in compares 2 u

Ha ha...brilliant.

First cover version sorted.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The Sweetest Muff

let's do this..let's rock out haha

Do we need a singer.. or a guitarist...what about outfits....(Can you tell I should be taking the decorations down today?)

Oh I'm up for being in a band.. I can sing a wee bit "
you've got the job

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Muff in compares 2 u

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The Sweetest Muff

let's do this..let's rock out haha

Do we need a singer.. or a guitarist...what about outfits....(Can you tell I should be taking the decorations down today?)

Oh I'm up for being in a band.. I can sing a wee bit I could be your manager...

I had you pencilled in to clean the bogs at our first gig."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Muff in compares 2 u

Now if we can find a pub called The Muff Inn we've got our first venue sorted too!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Muff in compares 2 u

Now if we can find a pub called The Muff Inn we've got our first venue sorted too!"
we're gunna need a make up dude . Amy offers ? And a fan _ase

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The Sweetest Muff

let's do this..let's rock out haha

Do we need a singer.. or a guitarist...what about outfits....(Can you tell I should be taking the decorations down today?)

Oh I'm up for being in a band.. I can sing a wee bit

World domination beckons!

I can do costume advisor ( promise I won’t borrow them )

"
you'd need to he very careful with oor undercrackers, can't be having you slip one in..yer bag I mean

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Muff in compares 2 u

Now if we can find a pub called The Muff Inn we've got our first venue sorted too! we're gunna need a make up dude . Amy offers ? And a fan _ase

How hard could it be?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Muff in compares 2 u

Now if we can find a pub called The Muff Inn we've got our first venue sorted too! we're gunna need a make up dude . Amy offers ? And a fan _ase

How hard could it be?

thinking outside the box, I like that !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I need to lose more weight and gain more confidence

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I need to lose more weight and gain more confidence "

Do you have any managerial experience?

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By *vbride1963TV/TS
over a year ago

E.K . Glasgow

"Muff in compares 2 u

Hahaha that’s good "

Sweet ( cheeks ) surrenders .

Wishful thinking .

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By *Booboo-Man
over a year ago

Edinburgh

I don't make resolutions as it's just things to be broken and then you lose interest.

I like to set goals for the year and that way you can do them at any point or work up to them without the January pressure when everything is shit.

I've got a few personal ones but here's my Fab ones in no particular order:

1. Have sex with someone I've just met

2. Have public sex

3. Go to CJs for the first time

4. Participate in a DP.

I'll check back later in the year.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Muff in compares 2 u

Hahaha that’s good

Sweet ( cheeks ) surrenders .

Wishful thinking .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Learn to play the guitar. The next Eddie Van Halen here ……. You heard it here first

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Learn to play the guitar. The next Eddie Van Halen here ……. You heard it here first

"
Miss Muff and I are looking for people to join our band

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By *rgoodnbadMan
over a year ago

greenock

"I don't make resolutions as it's just things to be broken and then you lose interest.

I like to set goals for the year and that way you can do them at any point or work up to them without the January pressure when everything is shit.

I've got a few personal ones but here's my Fab ones in no particular order:

1. Have sex with someone I've just met

2. Have public sex

3. Go to CJs for the first time

4. Participate in a DP.

I'll check back later in the year."

Let us know how you got on at CJs

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By *uietbloke67Man
over a year ago

outside your bedroom window ;-)

No to talk shite in the forum...oops

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By *uietbloke67Man
over a year ago

outside your bedroom window ;-)

No to talk shite in the forum...oops

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By *estless nativeMan
over a year ago

near Glasgow

"Learn to play the guitar. The next Eddie Van Halen here ……. You heard it here first

Miss Muff and I are looking for people to join our band

I can play the triangle if thats any gd

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Learn to play the guitar. The next Eddie Van Halen here ……. You heard it here first

Miss Muff and I are looking for people to join our band

I can play the triangle if thats any gd

just checked your ermm..resume..you can play with us....

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By *assy LassieWoman
over a year ago

Lanarkshire

"Learn to play the guitar. The next Eddie Van Halen here ……. You heard it here first

Miss Muff and I are looking for people to join our band

I can play the triangle if thats any gd

just checked your ermm..resume..you can play with us....

I can keep the hot groupies busy while you all keep a professional distance!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Learn to play the guitar. The next Eddie Van Halen here ……. You heard it here first

Miss Muff and I are looking for people to join our band

I can play the triangle if thats any gd

just checked your ermm..resume..you can play with us....

I can keep the hot groupies busy while you all keep a professional distance!!"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Normally quite good at making changes when I decide I want to do something (giving up smoking etc) but only when my heart's really in it. I never stick to resolutions that I make arbitrarily just because of the time of year.

Having said that, this year might be the year so:

1. Have the best and the most sex of my life.

2. Make a disgustingly huge pile of cash.

3. Have the best and most sex of my life.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

To fuck my mother in law again

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"To fuck my mother in law again"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"To fuck my mother in law again"

You're 59. Will you need to dig her up?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"To fuck my mother in law again

You're 59. Will you need to dig her up?"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"To let my hair down and say fuck it a lot more !!

If anything this last year has taught me is life too short "

This with bells on

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By *irky_coupleCouple
over a year ago

kirky

Be more outgoing on here. Life's to short to wait for it to come to you.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"To fuck my mother in law again"

Make sure you give her her underwear back next time.

Happy new year one and all.. xxxx

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By *melia DominaTV/TS
over a year ago

Edinburgh (She/Her)

"To let my hair down and say fuck it a lot more !!

If anything this last year has taught me is life too short "

here here and ditto to that sentiment. Two much hiding in the shadows as the fun world fucks on by...

Time to paint the town neon pink and throw a whole bucket of fucking glitter at it for good measures...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

To try to stop being so handsome, witty and charming

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Saying fuck it, stop worrying about stupid stuff, embrace what I have and enjoy life!

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By *hiregirl76Woman
over a year ago

Scotland

"Lose lockdown weight.

Get out way more - esp socials & events.

Enjoy life, don't hide from it."

All this

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I figure they’re guaranteed to fail. If I’m to attempt a resolution there’s no way I’m telling anyone. If I’m letting anyone down it’ll be myself

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"To fuck my mother in law again

You're 59. Will you need to dig her up?"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Learn to play the guitar. The next Eddie Van Halen here ……. You heard it here first

Miss Muff and I are looking for people to join our band

Well I’ll need to audition then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Learn to play the guitar. The next Eddie Van Halen here ……. You heard it here first

Miss Muff and I are looking for people to join our band

Well I’ll need to audition then

"
your resume looks fine too, you're hired

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By *he Regina Phalange OP Woman
over a year ago

Lanarkshire

"To fuck my mother in law again

You're 59. Will you need to dig her up?"

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By *Booboo-Man
over a year ago

Edinburgh

"I don't make resolutions as it's just things to be broken and then you lose interest.

I like to set goals for the year and that way you can do them at any point or work up to them without the January pressure when everything is shit.

I've got a few personal ones but here's my Fab ones in no particular order:

1. Have sex with someone I've just met

2. Have public sex

3. Go to CJs for the first time

4. Participate in a DP.

I'll check back later in the year.

Let us know how you got on at CJs

I was supposed to be going on the 28th but it was cancelled. Have emailed and asked about the 29th of January.

I take it you are wanting to go but haven't plucked up the courage yet?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Learn to play the guitar. The next Eddie Van Halen here ……. You heard it here first

Miss Muff and I are looking for people to join our band

Well I’ll need to audition then

your resume looks fine too, you're hired

Guitar packed ……. Ready to rock n roll

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *estless nativeMan
over a year ago

near Glasgow

"[Resolution failed by poster at 01/01/22 13:48:28]"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Learn to play the guitar. The next Eddie Van Halen here ……. You heard it here first

Miss Muff and I are looking for people to join our band

Well I’ll need to audition then

your resume looks fine too, you're hired

Guitar packed ……. Ready to rock n roll

"
bring snacks

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!

To worry less about the things I cannot change and focus more on being as happy as I can be Xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mines is just to get fitter, see a physical result of that.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Eat less and move more..

Not to give a fk, that was a few years ago resolution and it's still going strong

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By *aseMan
over a year ago

Gourock

"Eat less and move more..

Not to give a fk, that was a few years ago resolution and it's still going strong

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Good on you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Learn to play the guitar. The next Eddie Van Halen here ……. You heard it here first

Miss Muff and I are looking for people to join our band

Well I’ll need to audition then

your resume looks fine too, you're hired

Guitar packed ……. Ready to rock n roll

bring snacks

King sized wotsits ok ?

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