FabSwingers.com mobile

Join us FREE, we're FREE to use

Web's largest swingers site since 2006.

Already registered?
Login here

Back to forum list
Back to Scotland

The night before Christmas

Jump to newest
 

By *oShrinkingViolet OP   Woman
over a year ago

the land of unicorns and fairytales

Twas the night before Christmas, and all through the house everyone felt shitty even the mouse. Mom at the whorehouse and dad smoking grass, I settled down for a nice piece of ass. When all of a sudden I heard such a clatter, I sprung from my place to see what was the matter. When out on the lawn I saw a big dick, I new in a moment it must be Saint Nick. He came down the chimney like a bat out of hell, I knew in a moment the f*cker had fell. He filled all of our stockings with pretzels and beer and a big rubber dick for my brother the queer. He rose up the chimney with a thunderous fart, the son of a b*tch tore the chimney apart. He swore and he cursed as he flew out of sight, "piss on you all and have a hell of a night."

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ho ho ho

Merry Christmas

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *oShrinkingViolet OP   Woman
over a year ago

the land of unicorns and fairytales


"Ho ho ho

Merry Christmas "

And to you and yours have a great one

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Merry Christmas to you x

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Twas the night before Christmas, and all through the house everyone felt shitty even the mouse. Mom at the whorehouse and dad smoking grass, I settled down for a nice piece of ass. When all of a sudden I heard such a clatter, I sprung from my place to see what was the matter. When out on the lawn I saw a big dick, I new in a moment it must be Saint Nick. He came down the chimney like a bat out of hell, I knew in a moment the f*cker had fell. He filled all of our stockings with pretzels and beer and a big rubber dick for my brother the queer. He rose up the chimney with a thunderous fart, the son of a b*tch tore the chimney apart. He swore and he cursed as he flew out of sight, "piss on you all and have a hell of a night.""

Brilliant! Just what I needed to hear right now. Thanks for cheering me up x

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *assy LassieWoman
over a year ago

Lanarkshire


"Twas the night before Christmas, and all through the house everyone felt shitty even the mouse. Mom at the whorehouse and dad smoking grass, I settled down for a nice piece of ass. When all of a sudden I heard such a clatter, I sprung from my place to see what was the matter. When out on the lawn I saw a big dick, I new in a moment it must be Saint Nick. He came down the chimney like a bat out of hell, I knew in a moment the f*cker had fell. He filled all of our stockings with pretzels and beer and a big rubber dick for my brother the queer. He rose up the chimney with a thunderous fart, the son of a b*tch tore the chimney apart. He swore and he cursed as he flew out of sight, "piss on you all and have a hell of a night.""

Haha. That cheered me up. Merry Christmas to you!!

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 
 

By *awhide69Man
over a year ago

ayr


"Twas the night before Christmas, and all through the house everyone felt shitty even the mouse. Mom at the whorehouse and dad smoking grass, I settled down for a nice piece of ass. When all of a sudden I heard such a clatter, I sprung from my place to see what was the matter. When out on the lawn I saw a big dick, I new in a moment it must be Saint Nick. He came down the chimney like a bat out of hell, I knew in a moment the f*cker had fell. He filled all of our stockings with pretzels and beer and a big rubber dick for my brother the queer. He rose up the chimney with a thunderous fart, the son of a b*tch tore the chimney apart. He swore and he cursed as he flew out of sight, "piss on you all and have a hell of a night.""

Absolutely fantastic . That has just made Christmas perfect for me.

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
Post new Message to Thread
back to top