FabSwingers.com forum: Blow jobs

By *ard4 OP Man
over a year ago

Glasgow

What is a good blow job???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What is a good blow job???"

One where he doesn't finish on my hair. Baws on a skewer for that offence.

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By *ard4 OP Man
over a year ago

Glasgow

Lolz

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What is a good blow job???

One where he doesn't finish on my hair. Baws on a skewer for that offence."

Surely that's down to you, get it swallied like a good wife should be doing.

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By *he Regina PhalangeWoman
over a year ago

Lanarkshire

"What is a good blow job???

One where he doesn't finish on my hair. Baws on a skewer for that offence."

Or in the eyes, stings like a bitch!

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By *ifty69Man
over a year ago

north tyneside

Oh the eyes lol, was Wanking and got a shot in my eye, stung like fuck lol

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By *ornyfuckers66Couple
over a year ago

fife

Never had a bad one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

starts at the hairdressers, finishes at the hairdressers... 9/10 I'm happy with the results

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"starts at the hairdressers, finishes at the hairdressers... 9/10 I'm happy with the results

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What is a good blow job???

One where he doesn't finish on my hair. Baws on a skewer for that offence.

Surely that's down to you, get it swallied like a good wife should be doing.

Fuck that.

I'll swallow when he eats my dinners.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What is a good blow job???

One where he doesn't finish on my hair. Baws on a skewer for that offence.

Surely that's down to you, get it swallied like a good wife should be doing.

Fuck that.

I'll swallow when he eats my dinners."

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By *rassyknollMan
over a year ago

Bearsted

"What is a good blow job???

One where he doesn't finish on my hair. Baws on a skewer for that offence.

Surely that's down to you, get it swallied like a good wife should be doing.

Fuck that.

I'll swallow when he eats my dinners."

Trying to decide if Im so old thats code for something or not

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What is a good blow job???

One where he doesn't finish on my hair. Baws on a skewer for that offence.

Surely that's down to you, get it swallied like a good wife should be doing.

Fuck that.

I'll swallow when he eats my dinners.

Trying to decide if Im so old thats code for something or not"

Beef Wellington...no Beef Curtains

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By *uietbloke67Man
over a year ago

outside your bedroom window ;-)

The best ones involve me and a lady I find.

Ladies if you would like to find out..answers on a postcard please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ones where you don't end up with lockjaw.

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By *othardandfreeMan
over a year ago

"What is a good blow job???

One where he doesn't finish on my hair. Baws on a skewer for that offence.

Or in the eyes, stings like a bitch!"

Accidently gave an ex a black eye that way. Just bad timing on her part..or mine. I got the blame anyway but as i said. It takes 2 to tango.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Messier the better always seems to work for me

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By *earded blossomCouple
over a year ago

Glasgow

"Oh the eyes lol, was Wanking and got a shot in my eye, stung like fuck lol"

Your cum or someone elses?

John

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By *orge71Man
over a year ago

Glasgow

"What is a good blow job???

One where he doesn't finish on my hair. Baws on a skewer for that offence.

Or in the eyes, stings like a bitch!"

Do you not wear glasses to prevent this from happening?

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By *assy LassieWoman
over a year ago

Lanarkshire

"What is a good blow job???

One where he doesn't finish on my hair. Baws on a skewer for that offence.

Or in the eyes, stings like a bitch!

Do you not wear glasses to prevent this from happening?"

Might kill the moment asking...

Where's my gobble goggles.

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By *ifty69Man
over a year ago

north tyneside

"Oh the eyes lol, was Wanking and got a shot in my eye, stung like fuck lol

Your cum or someone elses?

John

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it was my own lol ouch !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What is a good blow job???

One where he doesn't finish on my hair. Baws on a skewer for that offence.

Or in the eyes, stings like a bitch!

Do you not wear glasses to prevent this from happening?

Might kill the moment asking...

Where's my gobble goggles. "

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By *he Regina PhalangeWoman
over a year ago

Lanarkshire

"What is a good blow job???

One where he doesn't finish on my hair. Baws on a skewer for that offence.

Or in the eyes, stings like a bitch!

Do you not wear glasses to prevent this from happening?

Might kill the moment asking...

Where's my gobble goggles. "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

One I enjoy just as much as he does

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By *emon99123Man
over a year ago

London

"One I enjoy just as much as he does "

Ding ding, we have a winner

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By *1.friendlygentMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

"What is a good blow job???"

It depends on the mood.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If I’m honest I don’t really enjoy them. I’ve had 1 where I’ve climaxed and that was enjoyable but other than that every other one I get bored and would rather be giving oral.

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By *1.friendlygentMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

"If I’m honest I don’t really enjoy them. I’ve had 1 where I’ve climaxed and that was enjoyable but other than that every other one I get bored and would rather be giving oral. "

A few years ago a woman I was dating used to say to me (during her BJ): "close your eyes and imagine your cock is inside my pussy"....

I still follow her advice.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If I’m honest I don’t really enjoy them. I’ve had 1 where I’ve climaxed and that was enjoyable but other than that every other one I get bored and would rather be giving oral.

A few years ago a woman I was dating used to say to me (during her BJ): "close your eyes and imagine your cock is inside my pussy"....

I still follow her advice.

Mr imagines that too....easily done as my fanny has teeth as well.

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By *1.friendlygentMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

Mr imagines that too....easily done as my fanny has teeth as well."

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By *ookingforfabfunMan
over a year ago

glasgow

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By *ookingforfabfunMan
over a year ago

glasgow

"What is a good blow job???

One where he doesn't finish on my hair. Baws on a skewer for that offence."

I should learn to be more considerate of others

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By *yantico86Man
over a year ago

drumchapel

"What is a good blow job???"

Any I appreciate anyone I get hahaha no such thing as a bad blow job surely?

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By *Booboo-Man
over a year ago

Edinburgh

Am I the only guy that's not that fussed on blowjobs? Or maybe I've just never had a good one? ???????

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By *cottishGent200Man
over a year ago

Stirlingshire

Like them but don’t always cum when receiving one.

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By *ixie and adamCouple
over a year ago

Glasgow

Firstly, no cheese/fish aroma would be nice. It’s alarmingly common and amazes me anyone would think it’s appropriate to meet someone when they haven’t even washed. Makes for a very awkward situation.

Pixie

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Firstly, no cheese/fish aroma would be nice. It’s alarmingly common and amazes me anyone would think it’s appropriate to meet someone when they haven’t even washed. Makes for a very awkward situation.

Pixie "

Ha I had a bad experience with this once…made for a very awkward no thanks….even put it on my profile just to make my point clear…tho I do like giving a blowjob, just as much as I enjoy sucking a lollipop haha

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By *cottishGent200Man
over a year ago

Stirlingshire

As a bloke, I don’t understand why guys find this hard to do tbh. Just keep yourself clean haha

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By *ixie and adamCouple
over a year ago

Glasgow

Maybe you can teach seminars because in my experience, it’s too common a problem

Pixie

"As a bloke, I don’t understand why guys find this hard to do tbh. Just keep yourself clean haha "

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By *cottishGent200Man
over a year ago

Stirlingshire

Rank. Wash your bits lads

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By *yantico86Man
over a year ago

drumchapel

Pixie "

That's just boggin unfortunately had this experience as well just told them to beat it doesn't take long to have a wash

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By *1.friendlygentMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

It's not just a wash needed. The guy needs to be mindful of retracting the foreskin and clean. Also helpful to use some wipes if you meeting straight after work and no shower facility.

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By *oanne_MacTV/TS
over a year ago

Perth

A wipe with a babywipe after every piss isnt difficult to do.

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By *1.friendlygentMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

"A wipe with a babywipe after every piss isnt difficult to do."

Lol, never seen anyone doing this in Gents loo.

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By *oanne_MacTV/TS
over a year ago

Perth

"A wipe with a babywipe after every piss isnt difficult to do.

Lol, never seen anyone doing this in Gents loo."

Ahhh, but everyone in the gents loo isn't heading off for a meet

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By *1.friendlygentMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

"A wipe with a babywipe after every piss isnt difficult to do.

Lol, never seen anyone doing this in Gents loo.

Ahhh, but everyone in the gents loo isn't heading off for a meet

That's true. I'll watch out next time

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By *eedsmale36Man
over a year ago

Leeds

"What is a good blow job???"

When it’s a hot wife sucking your cock as the husbands watches…….very close

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