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"I hate being called dear or love or babe. " The love or babe I can kinda excuse...but "Dear"? Ffs...who do they think they're messaging? Miss Daisy? | |||
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"What phrases or words in a message or profile automatically have you screaming "NAWWWW!" For me? "Lick out..."....makes you sound like a dug trying to clean out a tin of Chappie. "I'm hung...." usually uttered by some nugget who should be fucking hung. Ho Ho Ho....and aw that." How about some cunnilingus then? | |||
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"Babe, hun, baby girl etc Fun-just say sex Wuu2 Youse I give oral for hours-if you're doing it that long you're doing it wrong! " Mr actually fell asleep mid munch when we'd not been together that long. Came in from the pub full of bravado, promising to lick me for hours and have me squealing. Started off frantically licking, slowed down to a more leisurely pace which then developed into a slow slurp....Then I heard snoring. | |||
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"Babe, hun, baby girl etc Fun-just say sex Wuu2 Youse I give oral for hours-if you're doing it that long you're doing it wrong! Mr actually fell asleep mid munch when we'd not been together that long. Came in from the pub full of bravado, promising to lick me for hours and have me squealing. Started off frantically licking, slowed down to a more leisurely pace which then developed into a slow slurp....Then I heard snoring." | |||
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"Babe, hun, baby girl etc Fun-just say sex Wuu2 Youse I give oral for hours-if you're doing it that long you're doing it wrong! Mr actually fell asleep mid munch when we'd not been together that long. Came in from the pub full of bravado, promising to lick me for hours and have me squealing. Started off frantically licking, slowed down to a more leisurely pace which then developed into a slow slurp....Then I heard snoring." I had similar. Twice. Me giving and she was receiving. Talk about a kick in the egos when she dozed off | |||
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"Babe, hun, baby girl etc Fun-just say sex Wuu2 Youse I give oral for hours-if you're doing it that long you're doing it wrong! Mr actually fell asleep mid munch when we'd not been together that long. Came in from the pub full of bravado, promising to lick me for hours and have me squealing. Started off frantically licking, slowed down to a more leisurely pace which then developed into a slow slurp....Then I heard snoring. I had similar. Twice. Me giving and she was receiving. Talk about a kick in the egos when she dozed off " You needing to practice your technique Jimbo? | |||
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"When they call me mummy " Would you prefer daddy.....x | |||
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"Panties" If a woman says panties you know instantly it’s a fake profile | |||
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"Babe, hun, baby girl etc Fun-just say sex Wuu2 Youse I give oral for hours-if you're doing it that long you're doing it wrong! Mr actually fell asleep mid munch when we'd not been together that long. Came in from the pub full of bravado, promising to lick me for hours and have me squealing. Started off frantically licking, slowed down to a more leisurely pace which then developed into a slow slurp....Then I heard snoring. I had similar. Twice. Me giving and she was receiving. Talk about a kick in the egos when she dozed off You needing to practice your technique Jimbo? " Modestly says NOPE. Excessive partying to blame. But still. Practice makes perfect. | |||
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"Females - female what? Dog?, Monkey? Giraffe?- ffs it’s not a full description alone. An adult female human is a woman, not a girl, not a ‘female’. Hun Well hung Any attempt to type in a fake Geordie accent to me " Well hun “male” here that grew up in the NE. | |||
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"Females - female what? Dog?, Monkey? Giraffe?- ffs it’s not a full description alone. An adult female human is a woman, not a girl, not a ‘female’. " I can’t stand that. Yes, I am female, but as you say, what? I identify as a woman. | |||
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"“What are you looking for here” " Agreed. I tend to reply with "my keys" | |||
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"The word “naughty” S" Yes! It makes me cringe. Sex is not naughty, or dirty. Says a lot as humans that we’ve attached so much guilt and shame around one of our most basic and yet amazing physical acts that it’s called naughty by so many. | |||
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"Wanna fuck...nope What is it your looking for...Read our profile..ts all there. So have you had much fun on here.. none of your buisness. I could worship that body...aye I'm sure you would worship any body lol.. How are you...grand thanks.. Have you ever squirted..nope I'm not a squirter...oh I'd make you squirt if I had the chance...well your not getting the chance now fuck off! Hahaha haha The list goes on" And I think I’ve had every single one of those as well | |||
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"Some of the messages my wife get are abysmal one in particular is a real turn off a young guy messaged her with this piece of class I want to destroy your cunt" Yeah, had those too. Unless he's planning on stuffing my fanny with semtex, I seriously doubt anything else he does could leave that big an impression. | |||
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"Some of the messages my wife get are abysmal one in particular is a real turn off a young guy messaged her with this piece of class I want to destroy your cunt" I got a few like that. Best one was I'm gonny rip your ass wide open. Well I jumped in the car and drove right over for that delight | |||
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"People who type in a Scottish accent" Fits rang we at like min? | |||
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"A few men called me “darling” and “sweetie”. I just instantly think these people probably belong on a register. Also don’t like it when guys call themselves a “Dom”. Seems cringey, but that’s probably just me. As mentioned above, hate text speak too. On the other hand though, I also hate people who try overly hard to sound intellectual and type as if they’re trying to increase the word count on their uni dissertation. Put the thesaurus away Gavin. There’s a guy on this site who sends me poetry every single day no matter how many times I ignore his messages. Like, really really long poetry. I’m confident he has killed people." Oh my god! How you doin…. | |||
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"A few men called me “darling” and “sweetie”. I just instantly think these people probably belong on a register. Also don’t like it when guys call themselves a “Dom”. Seems cringey, but that’s probably just me. As mentioned above, hate text speak too. On the other hand though, I also hate people who try overly hard to sound intellectual and type as if they’re trying to increase the word count on their uni dissertation. Put the thesaurus away Gavin. There’s a guy on this site who sends me poetry every single day no matter how many times I ignore his messages. Like, really really long poetry. I’m confident he has killed people." Is the poetry good? Am I the only one curious lmao | |||
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"Fancy a fuck I’ll smash your back doors in I wanna give you a good pounding Oh where to begin Then there’s pics !! Cock pics dirty nails manly teeth untidy backgrounds Fab straight !!" Sorry about those comments sweetie. Maybe I’ll try poetry and send the dick pic I’ve been teasing you about. | |||
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"Some of the messages my wife get are abysmal one in particular is a real turn off a young guy messaged her with this piece of class I want to destroy your cunt" I don't know why being respectful on here is so difficult. Well actually it might be because these guys use it as a fuck site rather than what it's meant for. They can be so vile. | |||
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"This is a must read this one. We had a guy msg us asking me if I'd like to be fucked by him and 4 of his mates, that was it..nothing else no pics no nothing. My hubby replied pretending it was me and said. Yeah of course can you make it here and 7.30pm where I will be ready and waiting and while I'm being fucked by all of you my hubby will be on hand to wipe your brows and to make tea and bacon rolls for you all when we are finished. The guys response was..brilliant sounds great..whats your address and we will be there at 7.30pm. Then hubby replied are you serious..do you really think I'm going to let 5 guys we have never seen before or even talked to come in and fuck my wife while I wipe your brows..I don't think so mate now fuck off...fuck me..the mentality of some guys on here is just unbelievable. It really is. " Jeezo ! They wanted bacon rolls lol | |||
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"This is a must read this one. We had a guy msg us asking me if I'd like to be fucked by him and 4 of his mates, that was it..nothing else no pics no nothing. My hubby replied pretending it was me and said. Yeah of course can you make it here and 7.30pm where I will be ready and waiting and while I'm being fucked by all of you my hubby will be on hand to wipe your brows and to make tea and bacon rolls for you all when we are finished. The guys response was..brilliant sounds great..whats your address and we will be there at 7.30pm. Then hubby replied are you serious..do you really think I'm going to let 5 guys we have never seen before or even talked to come in and fuck my wife while I wipe your brows..I don't think so mate now fuck off...fuck me..the mentality of some guys on here is just unbelievable. It really is. " With broon sauce? | |||
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"I cringe deeply when grown adults say 'nawty'" I call my wee puppy dog nawty all the time. | |||
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"I get irked when people get too personal too. I don't care if they are trying to make conversation, you don't need to know what I did today, when my last meet was, when my next meet is, how many people I'm chatting to, when I last had sex etc" Nail on the head Why do guys do this Oh and i also hate when they ask where you live! Wtf | |||
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"I get irked when people get too personal too. I don't care if they are trying to make conversation, you don't need to know what I did today, when my last meet was, when my next meet is, how many people I'm chatting to, when I last had sex etc Nail on the head Why do guys do this Oh and i also hate when they ask where you live! Wtf " What about the nutters that claim to know where you live or that they work with you or saw you out shopping? Obviously taking chat up tips from Joseph Fritzel. | |||
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"I get irked when people get too personal too. I don't care if they are trying to make conversation, you don't need to know what I did today, when my last meet was, when my next meet is, how many people I'm chatting to, when I last had sex etc Nail on the head Why do guys do this Oh and i also hate when they ask where you live! Wtf " For some guys it's tough to start up a conversation and they are told to "tell the person something about themselves and leave it up to them to reply". They maybe just don't do it very well. Asking about your day is a polite thing to do which people do to strangers on a daily basis in the real world. Why is that a bad thing? It's also really difficult to spark up a conversation when the profile is just a list of, "don't message me if.." passive aggressive messages. I like to know where people live because half the people on here have fake locations and I want to know if I'm talking to someone within travelling distance or not. No point in arranging a meet 100miles away if you're not willing to travel that far. Not looking for your address, jees st a general location as it also might prompt a conversation. When you send 100 messages and get back 1 single word reply you'll use anything to start a conversation. Two sides to every story, but it comes down to what the person looks like. If you fancy them you will like it and think they are charming, but if you don't then they are a creep. | |||
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"I get irked when people get too personal too. I don't care if they are trying to make conversation, you don't need to know what I did today, when my last meet was, when my next meet is, how many people I'm chatting to, when I last had sex etc Nail on the head Why do guys do this Oh and i also hate when they ask where you live! Wtf " I would normally always ask where someone lives. But only the general location. Let's me work out the travel distances as I don't accomodate. No need right now tho since I'm not currently meeting | |||
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"I got told yesterday that kissing was too personal. Is kissing a turn off for Fab." Glasgow kiss yes, French kiss no.. | |||
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"Messages with "I'd fk your ass no problem" I don't fkn think you will actually,.. " Love it lol | |||
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"Messages with "I'd fk your ass no problem" I don't fkn think you will actually,.. " Purely for research purposes, what would a guy have to open with to be in with a chance of this happening? Asking for a friend. | |||
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"Messages with "I'd fk your ass no problem" I don't fkn think you will actually,.. Purely for research purposes, what would a guy have to open with to be in with a chance of this happening? Asking for a friend. " anything but that ! | |||
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"Messages with "I'd fk your ass no problem" I don't fkn think you will actually,.. Purely for research purposes, what would a guy have to open with to be in with a chance of this happening? Asking for a friend. anything but that ! " Noted. I'll pass the info on. | |||
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"Messages with "I'd fk your ass no problem" I don't fkn think you will actually,.. Purely for research purposes, what would a guy have to open with to be in with a chance of this happening? Asking for a friend. anything but that ! Noted. I'll pass the info on. " | |||
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"I get irked when people get too personal too. I don't care if they are trying to make conversation, you don't need to know what I did today, when my last meet was, when my next meet is, how many people I'm chatting to, when I last had sex etc Nail on the head Why do guys do this Oh and i also hate when they ask where you live! Wtf For some guys it's tough to start up a conversation and they are told to "tell the person something about themselves and leave it up to them to reply". They maybe just don't do it very well. Asking about your day is a polite thing to do which people do to strangers on a daily basis in the real world. Why is that a bad thing? It's also really difficult to spark up a conversation when the profile is just a list of, "don't message me if.." passive aggressive messages. I like to know where people live because half the people on here have fake locations and I want to know if I'm talking to someone within travelling distance or not. No point in arranging a meet 100miles away if you're not willing to travel that far. Not looking for your address, jees st a general location as it also might prompt a conversation. When you send 100 messages and get back 1 single word reply you'll use anything to start a conversation. Two sides to every story, but it comes down to what the person looks like. If you fancy them you will like it and think they are charming, but if you don't then they are a creep." Personally I don't find someones appearance has any impact on how irksome I find intrusive questions. This is more than 'how are you, up to much' type of conversation starters, which are fine. It's people who ask who I work for (not what I do, who my actual employers are), what school my children go to, what uniform I wear etc. When I say I have a busy day they want to know exactly what I have planned. They want to know how many orgasms I get a day, how often I masturbate, how big my husbands penis is. They could be absolutely gorgeous but I'd still be completely turned off at them asking such personal questions. | |||
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"I get irked when people get too personal too. I don't care if they are trying to make conversation, you don't need to know what I did today, when my last meet was, when my next meet is, how many people I'm chatting to, when I last had sex etc Nail on the head Why do guys do this Oh and i also hate when they ask where you live! Wtf For some guys it's tough to start up a conversation and they are told to "tell the person something about themselves and leave it up to them to reply". They maybe just don't do it very well. Asking about your day is a polite thing to do which people do to strangers on a daily basis in the real world. Why is that a bad thing? It's also really difficult to spark up a conversation when the profile is just a list of, "don't message me if.." passive aggressive messages. I like to know where people live because half the people on here have fake locations and I want to know if I'm talking to someone within travelling distance or not. No point in arranging a meet 100miles away if you're not willing to travel that far. Not looking for your address, jees st a general location as it also might prompt a conversation. When you send 100 messages and get back 1 single word reply you'll use anything to start a conversation. Two sides to every story, but it comes down to what the person looks like. If you fancy them you will like it and think they are charming, but if you don't then they are a creep. Personally I don't find someones appearance has any impact on how irksome I find intrusive questions. This is more than 'how are you, up to much' type of conversation starters, which are fine. It's people who ask who I work for (not what I do, who my actual employers are), what school my children go to, what uniform I wear etc. When I say I have a busy day they want to know exactly what I have planned. They want to know how many orgasms I get a day, how often I masturbate, how big my husbands penis is. They could be absolutely gorgeous but I'd still be completely turned off at them asking such personal questions. " Once you have context it explains it. You are right, that is completely out of order. | |||
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"“I know I won’t be your type, but thought I would message anyways” Have some balls guys!! Be confident, we will let you know if your our type or not! X" I KNOW I’ll be your type | |||
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"A instead of I Like And that Yous/use Bad spelling " At least they've not put an e on the end of yous. | |||
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"What phrases or words in a message or profile "Lick out..."....makes you sound like a dug trying to clean out a tin of Chappie. "I'm hung...." usually uttered by some nugget who should be fucking hung. Ho Ho Ho....and aw that." automatically have you screaming "NAWWWW!" For me? We hate "Hi" and by that we mean when that's all they actually say! Or when it's obvious they haven't bothered to read our profile! | |||
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"What phrases or words in a message or profile automatically have you screaming "NAWWWW!" For me? "Lick out..."....makes you sound like a dug trying to clean out a tin of Chappie. "I'm hung...." usually uttered by some nugget who should be fucking hung. Ho Ho Ho....and aw that." Cock fun, Horny fun, Hiya Men referring to themselves as sluts, whore, cum slut, And tight skin. Phimosis is disgusting | |||
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"Any mail that opens with the words use abuse or little slut " Just shows the respect they have for others. Ive absolutely no time for people who think it's acceptable to message any form of abuse. Their only showing their weak mentality in my eyes | |||
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"People who are very d*unk or on drugs in Clubs, totally puts me off. " There was on guy last nite like that | |||
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"Any mail that opens with the words use abuse or little slut Just shows the respect they have for others. Ive absolutely no time for people who think it's acceptable to message any form of abuse. Their only showing their weak mentality in my eyes " Funny thing is they think its chat they think thats how the should speak to women on here .its like there chat up | |||
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"Any mail that opens with the words use abuse or little slut Just shows the respect they have for others. Ive absolutely no time for people who think it's acceptable to message any form of abuse. Their only showing their weak mentality in my eyes Funny thing is they think its chat they think thats how the should speak to women on here .its like there chat up" I very much doubt they will get very far then. Only themselves to blame for that. Peter Pan syndrome I call it.. the boy that never grew up and spitting the dummy when things don't go their way. Muppits lol | |||
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"Any mail that opens with the words use abuse or little slut Just shows the respect they have for others. Ive absolutely no time for people who think it's acceptable to message any form of abuse. Their only showing their weak mentality in my eyes Funny thing is they think its chat they think thats how the should speak to women on here .its like there chat up" These are usually the same people who want to 'destroy' ... wtf is that all about Its not just daft wee boys, its grown men who should have more developed social skills | |||
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"People who are very d*unk or on drugs in Clubs, totally puts me off. " Totally agree with that. | |||
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