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By *ittle-Miss-Cunty-1 OP   Woman
over a year ago

Your basement, Cuntsville

In my...

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Santa stuck his candy cane in my bed and found the email address.

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!

Santa stuck his candy cane in my mouth and I just don't believe that he has any other ideas

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By *ittle-Miss-Cunty-1 OP   Woman
over a year ago

Your basement, Cuntsville


"Santa stuck his candy cane in my mouth and I just don't believe that he has any other ideas "

Bad santa I like

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Santa stuck his candy cane in my mouth and he was just getting started on a mission

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"In my...

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Santa stuck his candy cane in my bed and found the email address. "

Santa stuck his candy cane in my hand and my neck!

Santa’s aff his nut!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Santa stuck his candy cane in my office with a few tears in her mouth.

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By *ittle-Miss-Cunty-1 OP   Woman
over a year ago

Your basement, Cuntsville

I want the santa that your all getting

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By *ane DTV/TS
over a year ago

West London

In my nostril... wiggled it about and tried to complete an LFT.

It was sweet of him.

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By *ittle-Miss-Cunty-1 OP   Woman
over a year ago

Your basement, Cuntsville


"In my nostril... wiggled it about and tried to complete an LFT.

It was sweet of him."

you can keep that santa

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By *ane DTV/TS
over a year ago

West London


"In my nostril... wiggled it about and tried to complete an LFT.

It was sweet of him.

you can keep that santa "

Yw.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Santa stuck his candy cane in my breeks with the wee man.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Santa stuck his candy cane in my mouth and nose and throat. FFS lol!

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By *ittle-Miss-Cunty-1 OP   Woman
over a year ago

Your basement, Cuntsville


"Santa stuck his candy cane in my breeks with the wee man. "

thats funny! Hopefully not too wee

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By *ittle-Miss-Cunty-1 OP   Woman
over a year ago

Your basement, Cuntsville


"Santa stuck his candy cane in my mouth and nose and throat. FFS lol! "

Oh jeez he's going all out with you.. or in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Santa stuck his candy cane in my mouth and nose and throat. FFS lol!

Oh jeez he's going all out with you.. or in "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Santa stuck his candy cane in my mouth and nose and throat. FFS lol! "

You're even more dodgy than me Mrs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Santa stuck his candy cane in my mouth and nose and throat. FFS lol!

You're even more dodgy than me Mrs "

Blame my predictive text

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Santa stuck his candy cane on her chest and made her smile

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Santa stuck his candy cane in my head is a nightmare

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By *undeeSingleMan
over a year ago

Dundee

Santa stuck his candy cane in my head feels good. Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Santa stuck his candy cane in my pocket…. Thank fuck he was creepy old bastard

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By *igjockme1Man
over a year ago

Aberdeen

Santa stuck his candy in my car and then he will get it done and he can come in lol

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By *he Regina PhalangeWoman
over a year ago

Lanarkshire

Santa stuck his candy cane in my bed and my head hurts and my legs hurt too bad and he was just trying so hard

Sounds like I had a fab meet with Santa

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Santa stuck his candy cane on his face and the other political thread in every corner for the union.

Feck sake even Santa hates devolution.

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By *assy LassieWoman
over a year ago

Lanarkshire

Santa stuck his candy cane in a couple of times and then he said he would like me to help him out.

Oh ffs I will never look at santa the same again

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By *pectressWoman
over a year ago

Midlothian

Santa stuck his candy cane in my bed and watching the sun goes up

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By *he Regina PhalangeWoman
over a year ago

Lanarkshire


"Santa stuck his candy cane in a couple of times and then he said he would like me to help him out.

Oh ffs I will never look at santa the same again "

He’s a durty bastard

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By *4Fun11Woman
over a year ago

Glasgow

Santa stuck his candy cane on my face and then again he got a big smile.

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By *ifeCouple66Couple
over a year ago

Fife

Santa stuck his candy cane on his way to work on the sofa with the kids

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By *assy LassieWoman
over a year ago

Lanarkshire


"Santa stuck his candy cane in a couple of times and then he said he would like me to help him out.

Oh ffs I will never look at santa the same again

He’s a durty bastard "

Gotta luv the durty!

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