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By *umfriescouple OP   Couple
over a year ago

dumfries

The wife is away for a few days, and I need a wank, just wondering if any woman would like to talk me through it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You put your cock in your hand and give it a wee shoogle

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!


"The wife is away for a few days, and I need a wank, just wondering if any woman would like to talk me through it."
can your wife not talk you through it? Lol

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By *umfriescouple OP   Couple
over a year ago

dumfries

It’s more exiting when someone else helps out.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The wife is away for a few days, and I need a wank, just wondering if any woman would like to talk me through it.can your wife not talk you through it? Lol"

Not with her mouth full

She's away for a couple of days remember.

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By *umfriescouple OP   Couple
over a year ago

dumfries

Be good to think she’s having fun.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Be good to think she’s having fun."

Keep those thoughts , now apply wellinevers technique.

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!


"The wife is away for a few days, and I need a wank, just wondering if any woman would like to talk me through it.can your wife not talk you through it? Lol

Not with her mouth full

She's away for a couple of days remember. "
Hahaha lol

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!


"It’s more exiting when someone else helps out."
Oh I'm sure she will be happy to hear that lol

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By *umfriescouple OP   Couple
over a year ago

dumfries

Problem is she’s away with two girlfriends.

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By *uietbloke67Man
over a year ago

outside your bedroom window ;-)

https://www.menshealth.com/sex-women/a19530843/masturbation-secrets/

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You put your cock in your hand and give it a wee shoogle "

Hahaha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i could phone my ex? hes a wank?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Watch porn. That’s how most people have a wank!

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By *umfriescouple OP   Couple
over a year ago

dumfries

Probably a few of us out here

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By *umfriescouple OP   Couple
over a year ago

dumfries

Might start watching some porn now

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By *azza12Man
over a year ago

Ayrshire


"i could phone my ex? hes a wank? "

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By *illnatMan
over a year ago

wherever i need to be

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By *illnatMan
over a year ago

wherever i need to be


"i could phone my ex? hes a wank? "

That made me laugh

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By *alcon43Woman
over a year ago

Paisley

You put your right and up, you put your right hand down, up, down, up, down and shake it all about. Do the hokey kokey and turn around. That’s what it’s all about

Does that help

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By *oShrinkingVioletWoman
over a year ago

the land of unicorns and fairytales


"You put your right and up, you put your right hand down, up, down, up, down and shake it all about. Do the hokey kokey and turn around. That’s what it’s all about

Does that help "

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By *4Fun11Woman
over a year ago

Glasgow

I’m sure there’s a charge per minute for this.

If you’re that horny it really shouldn’t take that long

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By *umfriescouple OP   Couple
over a year ago

dumfries

It’s all over now, thanks for the help ??

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By *ome as you areMan
over a year ago

West Lothian

This is quite the thread about one man and his wank. Look forward to the epilogue about the clean up afterwards

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"This is quite the thread about one man and his wank. Look forward to the epilogue about the clean up afterwards "

You offering your services.?

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By *uietbloke67Man
over a year ago

outside your bedroom window ;-)

She must be back by now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You put your cock in your hand and give it a wee shoogle "

Lol why does shoogle seem funnier when you see it in writing

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By *aseMan
over a year ago

Gourock

Is this your 1st time doing it ..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It’s all over now, thanks for the help ??"

Hope it was epic.

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By *imbobaMan
over a year ago

Glasgow


"You put your right and up, you put your right hand down, up, down, up, down and shake it all about. Do the hokey kokey and turn around. That’s what it’s all about

Does that help "

What if you’re left handed?

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By *umfriescouple OP   Couple
over a year ago

dumfries

I’m back ready for the next round of advice for tonight’s wank!

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By *assy LassieWoman
over a year ago

Lanarkshire

Re Read the thread from the start.

Now away and give the adults some peace!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Problem is she’s away with two girlfriends. "

Oh is that what she told you? Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Damn, wish I’d seen this thread so much sooner. So much fun to be had, so many jibes to have been made at the op but alas, far far too late to the party.

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By *othardandfreeMan
over a year ago

dd


"Damn, wish I’d seen this thread so much sooner. So much fun to be had, so many jibes to have been made at the op but alas, far far too late to the party. "

I was thinking the same but im gonna go for it anyway.

OP try leaning on the left arm till it goes dead amd start at the top of the thread again.

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