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By *ock69er OP   Man
over a year ago

Middle o’ Fife

Just before going into the cinema I was buying some snacks and asked for "A Large Cock Porn" guess what was on my mind at the time

I realised what I had said, played it cool as if I hadn't said it but judging by the guys face he'd heard exactly what I'd said.

Where have you made an embarrassing Freudian slip?

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!


"Just before going into the cinema I was buying some snacks and asked for "A Large Cock Porn" guess what was on my mind at the time

I realised what I had said, played it cool as if I hadn't said it but judging by the guys face he'd heard exactly what I'd said.

Where have you made an embarrassing Freudian slip?

"
when I asked my son by text to cock the dinner instead of cook the dinner

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By *ock69er OP   Man
over a year ago

Middle o’ Fife

when I asked my son by text to cock the dinner instead of cook the dinner.

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Ha ha ha... Who was most embarrassed? Him or you?

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By *elsbells2011Couple
over a year ago

fife

When my m8 messaged asking what I was up to and my reply auto corrected to that I was out wanking the dog, Obviously I’m typing that word too much

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Emailed Alan, the CEO of the very serious charity I previously worked for..."Hi Anal"

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By *ock69er OP   Man
over a year ago

Middle o’ Fife


"Emailed Alan, the CEO of the very serious charity I previously worked for..."Hi Anal" "

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Two things from your post...

1. I'm guessing that might not have just been a typo. That's a proper Freudian slip

2. The phrase "previously worked for" now we know why

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"When my m8 messaged asking what I was up to and my reply auto corrected to that I was out wanking the dog, Obviously I’m typing that word too much "

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By *assy LassieWoman
over a year ago

Lanarkshire

While at work I loudly sang let it snow. The line "brought some corn for poppin" changed to porn for cockin. Still not lived it down

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By *hebirdsMan
over a year ago

Haddington

When i told my prim (now ex) mother-in-law that the kite i had bought her grandson was a kunt stite.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im not sure it constitutes as being a Freudian Slip but it was certainly a slip. Occasionally when the occasion allows I'm in the habit of letting my hand slip from the gear lever to my wife's thighs when we're in the car.

One morning i picked up my mother-in-law to give her a lift to work on my way to my own work. We were sitting in slow moving heavy traffic and casually chatting about nothing in particular when my hand unconsciously moved over, slipped between her thighs and playfully grabbed at her crotch.

I immediately realised what i had done and quickly removed my hand and profusely apologised. I've no idea who was the most embarrassed and it has never ever been mentioned between us but my wife pissed herself laughing when i phoned her from work to confess ehat i had done.

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By *ock69er OP   Man
over a year ago

Middle o’ Fife


"Im not sure it constitutes as being a Freudian Slip but it was certainly a slip. Occasionally when the occasion allows I'm in the habit of letting my hand slip from the gear lever to my wife's thighs when we're in the car.

One morning i picked up my mother-in-law to give her a lift to work on my way to my own work. We were sitting in slow moving heavy traffic and casually chatting about nothing in particular when my hand unconsciously moved over, slipped between her thighs and playfully grabbed at her crotch.

I immediately realised what i had done and quickly removed my hand and profusely apologised. I've no idea who was the most embarrassed and it has never ever been mentioned between us but my wife pissed herself laughing when i phoned her from work to confess ehat i had done."

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You're a lucky man, that could have ended very badly.

If that was my ex mother in law I'd have been lucky to escape with my arm intact!!!

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By *ornyfuckers66Couple
over a year ago

fife

Prescriptive text gave me anal when I just wanted cock

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By *ifeCouple66Couple
over a year ago

Fife


"When my m8 messaged asking what I was up to and my reply auto corrected to that I was out wanking the dog, Obviously I’m typing that word too much "

Brilliant

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I jumped in the car with my mum and the Bluetooth started playing the last thing I was watching/listening to. It was porn hub. Luckily it was a talking bit and I clocked on fast enough to turn it off before that changed.

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By *pectressWoman
over a year ago

Midlothian


"Im not sure it constitutes as being a Freudian Slip but it was certainly a slip. Occasionally when the occasion allows I'm in the habit of letting my hand slip from the gear lever to my wife's thighs when we're in the car.

One morning i picked up my mother-in-law to give her a lift to work on my way to my own work. We were sitting in slow moving heavy traffic and casually chatting about nothing in particular when my hand unconsciously moved over, slipped between her thighs and playfully grabbed at her crotch.

I immediately realised what i had done and quickly removed my hand and profusely apologised. I've no idea who was the most embarrassed and it has never ever been mentioned between us but my wife pissed herself laughing when i phoned her from work to confess ehat i had done."

I just spat my tea out … brilliant

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Just before going into the cinema I was buying some snacks and asked for "A Large Cock Porn" guess what was on my mind at the time

I realised what I had said, played it cool as if I hadn't said it but judging by the guys face he'd heard exactly what I'd said.

Where have you made an embarrassing Freudian slip?

when I asked my son by text to cock the dinner instead of cook the dinner "

Hope he wasn't making an ape pie

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I went to the ice cream Van when down south and asked for a 69

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