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By *ixie and adam OP   Couple
over a year ago

Glasgow

…Do what during sex?

After reading the hilarious comments on a social media post on what women think men should never do, I thought it would be fun/informative to open it up to anyone.

What’s something you’d want people never to do?

I’ll kick us off by saying please stop trying to tie us into a pretzel with your positions because you’ve seen it in porn

Pixie

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By *igsaw93Woman
over a year ago

Glasgow

Wear socks... hard limit.

Jigs x

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By *heguynextdoor86Man
over a year ago

Glasgow

My socks are off. Just saying.

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By *larkandlois14Couple
over a year ago

Clydebank

Leave the telly on, especially when it's a comedy. A sudden burst of laughter can be taken the wrong way

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By *ilf n filfCouple
over a year ago

edinburgh

Fart in any position but specially 69

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Casually mention how good their mother was in this position.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Assume all women will squirt if you go at it hard enough.

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By *he Regina PhalangeWoman
over a year ago

Lanarkshire


"Assume all women will squirt if you go at it hard enough. "

Aye, I don’t like a finger blasting!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Assume all women will squirt if you go at it hard enough.

Aye, I don’t like a finger blasting!"

I don't know why it changed! In my day it was a nice relaxed poking, now it's like they're trying to dig a tunnel!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Assume all women will squirt if you go at it hard enough.

Aye, I don’t like a finger blasting!

I don't know why it changed! In my day it was a nice relaxed poking, now it's like they're trying to dig a tunnel!! "

That's the American porn effect for ye!

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By *he Regina PhalangeWoman
over a year ago

Lanarkshire


"Assume all women will squirt if you go at it hard enough.

Aye, I don’t like a finger blasting!

I don't know why it changed! In my day it was a nice relaxed poking, now it's like they're trying to dig a tunnel!!

That's the American porn effect for ye!"

I worry for my young daughters. Not only will they be pressurised to have sex, they will also be told they should take it up the arse by some wee creton who thinks the porn he wanks to is the way it needs to be done.

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!


"…Do what during sex?

After reading the hilarious comments on a social media post on what women think men should never do, I thought it would be fun/informative to open it up to anyone.

What’s something you’d want people never to do?

I’ll kick us off by saying please stop trying to tie us into a pretzel with your positions because you’ve seen it in porn

Pixie "
stand on a bottle of baby oil making such a splatter that a bedroom had to be repainted

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"…Do what during sex?

After reading the hilarious comments on a social media post on what women think men should never do, I thought it would be fun/informative to open it up to anyone.

What’s something you’d want people never to do?

I’ll kick us off by saying please stop trying to tie us into a pretzel with your positions because you’ve seen it in porn

Pixie stand on a bottle of baby oil making such a splatter that a bedroom had to be repainted "

Yup that’s going to make a fair mess …

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!


"…Do what during sex?

After reading the hilarious comments on a social media post on what women think men should never do, I thought it would be fun/informative to open it up to anyone.

What’s something you’d want people never to do?

I’ll kick us off by saying please stop trying to tie us into a pretzel with your positions because you’ve seen it in porn

Pixie stand on a bottle of baby oil making such a splatter that a bedroom had to be repainted

Yup that’s going to make a fair mess … "
it sure did

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By *alcon43Woman
over a year ago

Paisley

Run their fingers through your hair. I think they forget where they’ve been

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have a fanny that smells like something died in it 3 years earler and got stuck up there. ( yes its happened )

Same for guys , give it a good wash lads before expecting a woman to touch it let alone stick it in her gob.

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By *riti PearWoman
over a year ago

Paisley

Stop the action during to play air guitar or the drums on your bum cheeks, along to the music.

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By *ilveryFoxMan
over a year ago

Midlothian

Sigh

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By *hamo9Man
over a year ago

Glasgow


"Sigh"

No sighs of contentment allowed?

Toilet breaks can be a bit of a mood killer, especially if you're just sat there for minutes on end with your dick hanging out.

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By *ixie and adam OP   Couple
over a year ago

Glasgow

Our hard limit is they can’t not wear socks


"Wear socks... hard limit.

Jigs x "

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By *ixie and adam OP   Couple
over a year ago

Glasgow

Hahaha. Now this is a good one.


"Stop the action during to play air guitar or the drums on your bum cheeks, along to the music."

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By *unx2019Couple
over a year ago

Moray

Guy having to keep stopping as he has to go and splash his face as he thinks overworked leaving lady half way through orgasm!!!!

Guy asking if can go for shower after first round as you've squirted or cum too much lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fall asleep!

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By *ootprints1629Couple
over a year ago

somewhere in moray


"Wear socks... hard limit.

Jigs x "

Definalty this!

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By *ootprints1629Couple
over a year ago

somewhere in moray

Fall asleep immediately after sex.

Rip my cervix open with his fingers/hands

Call me a whore or shut during.

Bend me like a bendy thing.

My hubby does none of these anyway so quite lucky.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Another vote for socks! Even worse socks and sandals (this actually happened)

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By *40ffCouple
over a year ago

Anstruther

100% aggre with the socks comments

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Fart in any position but specially 69 "

Estate rimming

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By *randmissdemeanourMan
over a year ago

glasgow

A friend of mine once vomited on a woman during the act. She had made him a meal beforehand consisting of shellfish, which he was allergic to.

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By *estless nativeMan
over a year ago

near Glasgow


"A friend of mine once vomited on a woman during the act. She had made him a meal beforehand consisting of shellfish, which he was allergic to. "

This has given me a Billy connolly earworm....

"...she made me tagliatelle, which she balanced on her belly.

So I could eat while I was on the job..."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Fart in any position but specially 69 "

Oaft a horrible thought lol.

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By *utdooryoneMan
over a year ago

Over there

Have the TV on.

The one time I've been distracted from the job in hand was by Philip Schofield earnestly trying to do a piece about dog training....

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