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Karma Monkey Donation

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I am asking on behalf of event organisers throughout fab for donations of karma monkeys to plague the backs of unscrupulous event destroyers, please list the karma monkey's name and the effect it will have on it's new owners:

I am donating my Crab Monkey - May it infest the genitals of it's new owner(s) and make them itchy like a thousand flees lol

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By *ubbly2012Woman
over a year ago

inver somewhere

how i wish there was a "like" button ala fb

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll donate my leprosy monkey,it can work in harmony with the OP's crab monkey so that,after the itching they have to suffer the humiliation of their sexy bits falling off

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Pubis Monkey - May their pubic hair grow straight and their head hair become frizzy and curly giving them a pubic doo (fly my beauties ) lol

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

Jellywank Monkey - May your hands turn to jelly whenever you want/need a wank so you will never self satisfy again.

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By *ola cubesMan
over a year ago

coatbridge

donating my komodo dragon monkey forked tongue for gouging out their own unsavory eyes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

oooh.. a thrush monkey, may then never stop itching, and develop sore weeping pustules on their bits

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By *adcowWoman
over a year ago

kirkcaldy

Necrotizing Fasciitis monkey- so next time the break the skin their body will start deteriorating into a living zombie. slowly and painfullly

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By *etLikeMan
over a year ago

most fundamental aspects

I wish to donate a Bleach Monkey to this worthy cause.

The first effect of this on contact with the recipient's skin, is an initial cleansing and feeling of euphoria. This is very much short lived and there is soon a realisation that the next stage will be much worse.

Stage two: is a tingling sensation in the area of skin touched. Soon the tingling gives way to excruciating pain. Medical assistance is advised at this stage, although the recipient may be embarrassed to present with likely effects to genitalia as well as face and hands.

The long term prognosis, is that of the inability to enjoy sexual contact. When seen by others, they are obviously (caught) red handed. And the face is so disfigured, they must wear a mask in public. Therefore are left with a lifetime's reminder of why the monkey was gifted.

There is also a Giant Hog Monkey with similar effects to the bleach but worsened by exposure to sunlight

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I donate an arse-bung monkey. Thus the perp's rectum will be sealed forever more causing them to fill up with their own shit, slowly expanding until they finally explode like Mr Creosote.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I donate an 'annoying itchy bit' monkey.. That spot on your back, that you just can't reach, and if you do hit it, it just moves on you... A permanent one.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A razor blade pee monkey... Self explanatory.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i will donate a Conscience monkey, so they have to live with the wrong they have done and can actually feel the hurt they have caused

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll gladly donate my hedgehog monkey!!!May they forever shite Hedgehogs!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'll gladly donate my hedgehog monkey!!!May they forever shite Hedgehogs!!! "

I feel sorry for the poor hedgehogs, they did no wrong!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'll gladly donate my hedgehog monkey!!!May they forever shite Hedgehogs!!!

I feel sorry for the poor hedgehogs, they did no wrong!"

Ah,apologies to all hedgehogs and hedgehog lovers!!I'll change it for speckled stone fish Monkey!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can we make it puffa fish? They blow up big and are jaggy like hedgehogs?

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By *unybunyWoman
over a year ago

Living in a Scottish office somewhere

The paranoia monkey, we all know it was you anyway!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Funky.... Thanks.... This has made me smile!!!!!

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By *ob and angelaCouple
over a year ago

glasgow


"i will donate a Conscience monkey, so they have to live with the wrong they have done and can actually feel the hurt they have caused"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My donation would be my dyslexic siffilus monkey x as a reminder of their very nasty act.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hedgehog monkey hope your next c**p really hurts.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bruin the ass fister monkey, more a canuck bear/silverback ala king kong with a perversion in well you get the idea anyone got a doughnut for the intended

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By *ustcutieWoman
over a year ago

edinburgh

im laughing so much im speechless....and thats new to me........ but i wish him all of the above

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By *ohnny4playMan
over a year ago

Kinross

I'll donate a futility monkey.

May their every attempt to disrupt be thwarted by the groundswell of people coming together to prove them wrong and determinedly party even more, making their actions entirely futile.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The paranoia monkey, we all know it was you anyway!!!"

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By *igg gMan
over a year ago

edinburgh

ill add ma mafia monkey hopefuly wake up wae a horses heed in bed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'll donate a futility monkey.

May their every attempt to disrupt be thwarted by the groundswell of people coming together to prove them wrong and determinedly party even more, making their actions entirely futile."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I donate my eunuch monkey. It will try anything but has the balls for nothing

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