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By *he Regina Phalange OP   Woman
over a year ago

Lanarkshire

If this was were true would you stop masturbating?

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By *ilverfox84Man
over a year ago

Glasgow

Hhhhmmmm that's a tough question lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So that’s why my dad needed glasses and I do not! He told me it skipped a generation like baldness…

The dirty old basturt!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If this was were true would you stop masturbating?

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Who said that?

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By *he Regina Phalange OP   Woman
over a year ago

Lanarkshire


"So that’s why my dad needed glasses and I do not! He told me it skipped a generation like baldness…

The dirty old basturt!"

Are you saying you aren’t a wanker?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sorry i cant see this thread

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By *he Regina Phalange OP   Woman
over a year ago

Lanarkshire


"If this was were true would you stop masturbating?

Who said that? "

Maybe if someone did it for you, you wouldn’t go blind. But maybe they would!

I’m putting too much thought into this!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So that’s why my dad needed glasses and I do not! He told me it skipped a generation like baldness…

The dirty old basturt!

Are you saying you aren’t a wanker? "

I genuinely can’t remember the last time I did it….I do get called a prick often though

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By *vbride1963TV/TS
over a year ago

E.K . Glasgow


"If this was were true would you stop masturbating?

Who said that?

Maybe if someone did it for you, you wouldn’t go blind. But maybe they would!

I’m putting too much thought into this! "

I volunteer for the trial to see if your eyesight is affected by trying it on me .

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By *he_Wite_NiteMan
over a year ago

Usually Dundee and around

None of the women who have used their hands on me to ready me for round 2 or 3 have gone blind to my knowledge...

Or maybe they just can't see their phone screens to dial my number...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If it were true, I'd just get someone else to do it..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Who said that ! Brail fab form been a god Send !

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By *he_Wite_NiteMan
over a year ago

Usually Dundee and around

Looking at OP's pic, you could read her like braille quite easily at the moment!

I think two raised dots means "Horny as Hell" or "Cold!"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Please don’t feed my dog. You can’t give a seeing eye dog treats

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Guide dogs are just brilliant aren't they

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Guide dogs are just brilliant aren't they"

Yeah they can sniff out wankers a mile away.

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By *rgoodnbadMan
over a year ago

greenock

Can't see it, mate

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By *ormladMan
over a year ago

Kilmarnock

Can't read the post well..let me get my glasses

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By *imbobaMan
over a year ago

Glasgow


"If this was were true would you stop masturbating?

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Technically it’s a similar action to having sex. No one told me that’d make me blind? Unless I came in my eye like that one time.

Do need to get some of that fluorescent lube though.

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By *he Regina Phalange OP   Woman
over a year ago

Lanarkshire


"If this was were true would you stop masturbating?

Technically it’s a similar action to having sex. No one told me that’d make me blind? Unless I came in my eye like that one time.

Do need to get some of that fluorescent lube though. "

Jizz in the eye stings like a C U Next Tuesday ….I think it could destroy a persons sight!

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By *imbobaMan
over a year ago

Glasgow


"If this was were true would you stop masturbating?

Technically it’s a similar action to having sex. No one told me that’d make me blind? Unless I came in my eye like that one time.

Do need to get some of that fluorescent lube though.

Jizz in the eye stings like a C U Next Tuesday ….I think it could destroy a persons sight!"

It does. That’s why I’m particularly careful with my aim when the occasion arises.

What are we doing on Tuesday? Target practice?

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By *ola cubesMan
over a year ago

coatbridge

Passes reggie her prescription swim Google your curry shower is ready dahling.

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By *alcon43Woman
over a year ago

Paisley

I knew a guy who would temporarily lose his sight after orgasm.

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By *he Regina Phalange OP   Woman
over a year ago

Lanarkshire


"If this was were true would you stop masturbating?

Technically it’s a similar action to having sex. No one told me that’d make me blind? Unless I came in my eye like that one time.

Do need to get some of that fluorescent lube though.

Jizz in the eye stings like a C U Next Tuesday ….I think it could destroy a persons sight!

It does. That’s why I’m particularly careful with my aim when the occasion arises.

What are we doing on Tuesday? Target practice?"

Yeah. I’ll take care of your aim

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I knew a guy who would temporarily lose his sight after orgasm. "
bet he never saw that coming

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By *he Regina Phalange OP   Woman
over a year ago

Lanarkshire


"Passes reggie her prescription swim Google your curry shower is ready dahling. "

Awww Kola, aren’t you a love! Putting yourself out there to take a hit, to the eyes, for me. Oh and I prefer the sweet sploshing for future reference!

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By *he Regina Phalange OP   Woman
over a year ago

Lanarkshire


"I knew a guy who would temporarily lose his sight after orgasm. "

That sounds frightening!

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By *ola cubesMan
over a year ago

coatbridge


"Passes reggie her prescription swim Google your curry shower is ready dahling.

Awww Kola, aren’t you a love! Putting yourself out there to take a hit, to the eyes, for me. Oh and I prefer the sweet sploshing for future reference! "

I'm all heart but the custard baths mine

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By *he Regina Phalange OP   Woman
over a year ago

Lanarkshire


"Passes reggie her prescription swim Google your curry shower is ready dahling.

Awww Kola, aren’t you a love! Putting yourself out there to take a hit, to the eyes, for me. Oh and I prefer the sweet sploshing for future reference! I'm all heart but the custard baths mine "

Sharing is caring!

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By *ifer67Man
over a year ago

markinch

This is defo not true. If it were blindness would have hit me in my teens during my “masturbation marathon years”

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By *heeseandMarmaladeCouple
over a year ago

Ayrshire

Conversely if you stopped, would your eyesight improve?

I still need glasses- nuff said

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By *eviant alMan
over a year ago

Musselburgh

Can't see to reply.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would still wank if it turned me blind.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can't hear what your saying

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By *oanonmyboneMan
over a year ago

maybe close

If it was true then I’d be on my 3rd Labrador and white cane by now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd have a wank in Specsavers

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By *anny77Man
over a year ago

glasgow

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By *aseMan
over a year ago

Gourock

If ghat was the case, a lot of men would be blind before their 18 lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dirty bassas

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By *hrobbermanMan
over a year ago

Lanarkshire


"If this was were true would you stop masturbating?

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It is a gradual process, not an overnight thing. Started with reading glasses in my 20's and just progressed from there. I'm at the varifocals stage now.

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By *hamo9Man
over a year ago

Glasgow

Fear of going blind is a powerful buzz killer so I think it would work on me. Definitely wouldn't be easy!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If this was were true would you stop masturbating?

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Tough question my eye sights bad enough couldn't imagine going completely blind

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Away to put my glasses on

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By *scobar67Man
over a year ago

glasgow

I don't wank anyway

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By *he Regina Phalange OP   Woman
over a year ago

Lanarkshire

I’ve got an eye test today, better put the rabbit away

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By *imbobaMan
over a year ago

Glasgow


"I’ve got an eye test today, better put the rabbit away "

Yes. Might raise a few eyebrows if you whip that out at the opticians.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If this was were true would you stop masturbating?

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I'm screwed

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By *unx2019Couple
over a year ago

Moray

Does this also refer to woman too? Would explain some of leonie problems

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By *ugyukMan
over a year ago

dundee

Never!!!

Ill wank tae Braille if a huv tae

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By *irth VaderMan
over a year ago

Busby

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Who wrote that i cant see .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Eat a carrot before a wank and you'll have 20/20 eyesight. Doesn't prevent hairy palms though.

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By *ane DTV/TS
over a year ago

Glasgow ish

The directing rooms should have a health warning then...

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By *jezee1000Man
over a year ago

perth

If it did I Would not be able to read this post!!!

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By *oredcouple1TV/TS
over a year ago

kirkcaldy

I dont agree, wanking doesn't make you blind, has anyone seen my specs

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By *urple-n-PinkCouple (FF)
over a year ago

Coatbridge

Pinks just said "thats why you need glasses then" im creased but its probably true id be very very blind

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By *exicolaMan
over a year ago

West Lothian

Would I stop masterbating?

I can't see it.

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