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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

According to an expert female sexologist we men have been doing it all wrong when it comes to being able to satisfy your lady in the bedroom, according to this expert men should be asking her before doing the deed "What can I do for you"? Wtaf???..

Now I'm no sexologist but would consider myself somewhat of an expert at satisfying my lady as I've never had any complaints on past encounters with the female kind but this smacks of let's tell men how it should be instead of allowing him to be able to work it out by himself...ffs any real man knows that he places the female at the centre of everything he does and this includes sex...

This world is woke driving nonsense and is another example of belittling men that they don't do things right..

Rant over...enjoy your weekend!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A guy in the Trespass shop asked me that very thing today "what can i do for you"?... maybe i read the signs wrong..

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"A guy in the Trespass shop asked me that very thing today "what can i do for you"?... maybe i read the signs wrong.. "

Lol I bet you got his mobile number?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A guy in the Trespass shop asked me that very thing today "what can i do for you"?... maybe i read the signs wrong..

Lol I bet you got his mobile number? "
thankfully no.. he was a horror...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What can I do for you could be altered into show me what you like/ how you like it….which is usually the question I ask as I’m going down on a fem for the first time. The hot slurp technique may work on girl A, but not on girl B etc.

It’s either swallow the pride and ask or your flapping the tongue around the lips like a trampoline in strong gales as she lies back worrying if she’s left the oven on or not.

The amount of girls on here that will say the oral was shite from a meet after being promised to be eaten like a bulldog does an ice cream is staggeringly high.

(Obvs couples will know what to do with each other)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A guy in the Trespass shop asked me that very thing today "what can i do for you"?... maybe i read the signs wrong.. "

"Get in aboot it pal"

"What can I do for you" just sounds cheesy as fuck.

I'd appreciate enthusiasm and a guy getting stuck in, whilst routinely checking in to see how I was feeling or if it felt nice.

The "come hither" action with the fingers and a nice slow tongue usually leaves me needing peeled off the ceiling

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The "come hither" action with the fingers and a nice slow tongue usually leaves me needing peeled off the ceiling "

Swear to god I thought you said ‘come Hitler’ and was about to start the “oh mein frauline ja, das ist sehr güt ja”

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The "come hither" action with the fingers and a nice slow tongue usually leaves me needing peeled off the ceiling

Swear to god I thought you said ‘come Hitler’ and was about to start the “oh mein frauline ja, das ist sehr güt ja”"

To be fair....Mr does resemble him when he's down there depending on how I've trimmed the bush

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A guy in the Trespass shop asked me that very thing today "what can i do for you"?... maybe i read the signs wrong..

"Get in aboot it pal"

"What can I do for you" just sounds cheesy as fuck.

I'd appreciate enthusiasm and a guy getting stuck in, whilst routinely checking in to see how I was feeling or if it felt nice.

The "come hither" action with the fingers and a nice slow tongue usually leaves me needing peeled off the ceiling "
i was content with a new jacket

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"The "come hither" action with the fingers and a nice slow tongue usually leaves me needing peeled off the ceiling

Swear to god I thought you said ‘come Hitler’ and was about to start the “oh mein frauline ja, das ist sehr güt ja”

To be fair....Mr does resemble him when he's down there depending on how I've trimmed the bush "

That's why I don't have a moustache

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By *irth VaderMan
over a year ago

glasgow


"According to an expert female sexologist we men have been doing it all wrong when it comes to being able to satisfy your lady in the bedroom, according to this expert men should be asking her before doing the deed "What can I do for you"? Wtaf???..

Now I'm no sexologist but would consider myself somewhat of an expert at satisfying my lady as I've never had any complaints on past encounters with the female kind but this smacks of let's tell men how it should be instead of allowing him to be able to work it out by himself...ffs any real man knows that he places the female at the centre of everything he does and this includes sex...

This world is woke driving nonsense and is another example of belittling men that they don't do things right..

Rant over...enjoy your weekend! "

So the nanny state has become the Fanny state

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By *irth VaderMan
over a year ago

glasgow


"A guy in the Trespass shop asked me that very thing today "what can i do for you"?... maybe i read the signs wrong.. "

Out of curiosity what would you have said if you were being littoral.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"A guy in the Trespass shop asked me that very thing today "what can i do for you"?... maybe i read the signs wrong..

"Get in aboot it pal"

"What can I do for you" just sounds cheesy as fuck.

I'd appreciate enthusiasm and a guy getting stuck in, whilst routinely checking in to see how I was feeling or if it felt nice.

The "come hither" action with the fingers and a nice slow tongue usually leaves me needing peeled off the ceiling i was content with a new jacket "

There's alot to said about buying a new jacket, he gave you a discount?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A guy in the Trespass shop asked me that very thing today "what can i do for you"?... maybe i read the signs wrong..

"Get in aboot it pal"

"What can I do for you" just sounds cheesy as fuck.

I'd appreciate enthusiasm and a guy getting stuck in, whilst routinely checking in to see how I was feeling or if it felt nice.

The "come hither" action with the fingers and a nice slow tongue usually leaves me needing peeled off the ceiling i was content with a new jacket "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A guy in the Trespass shop asked me that very thing today "what can i do for you"?... maybe i read the signs wrong..

"Get in aboot it pal"

"What can I do for you" just sounds cheesy as fuck.

I'd appreciate enthusiasm and a guy getting stuck in, whilst routinely checking in to see how I was feeling or if it felt nice.

The "come hither" action with the fingers and a nice slow tongue usually leaves me needing peeled off the ceiling i was content with a new jacket

There's alot to said about buying a new jacket, he gave you a discount? "
did he fk.. £90, pure daylight robbery

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A guy in the Trespass shop asked me that very thing today "what can i do for you"?... maybe i read the signs wrong..

"Get in aboot it pal"

"What can I do for you" just sounds cheesy as fuck.

I'd appreciate enthusiasm and a guy getting stuck in, whilst routinely checking in to see how I was feeling or if it felt nice.

The "come hither" action with the fingers and a nice slow tongue usually leaves me needing peeled off the ceiling i was content with a new jacket

There's alot to said about buying a new jacket, he gave you a discount? "
i think i totally misread the signs.. he asked would i like to try it for size

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By *oanne_MacTV/TS
over a year ago

Perth


"A guy in the Trespass shop asked me that very thing today "what can i do for you"?... maybe i read the signs wrong..

Lol I bet you got his mobile number? thankfully no.. he was a horror... "

So just his kik then?

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