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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

If you woke up as the opposite sex for one day what would you do?

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By *ersatile-1Man
over a year ago

stirlingshire

I’d shag everyone on the site

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By *he Regina PhalangeWoman
over a year ago

Lanarkshire

I’d defo have a wank to see what a male orgasm feels like.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

First and probably most obvious ,masterbate, women have twice as many nerve endings down there apparently.After that, I would assume I would need to go shopping. I don’t own any women’s clothing, so I’ll need to get something that fits. I wouldn’t just get any clothing either. I would buy the sexxxiest little black dress and the most uncomfortable high heels I could find.And some big earings and a nice Birkin bag ,oh yeah really.

After spending a few hours learning how to walk in my new shoes without looking like I’m day d*unk, I would make my way to someone who knew how to do makeup. Considering I’ve never done it before, I could only imagine it wouldn’t look good, if it were left in my hands.Then id probably hang around a nice bar , let guy's by me drinks , let them think they have scored ,then quickly make my exit in a black hack .Then home to respond to every single male message on fab , of which there are hundreds .Then stick on Titanic and watch it and not feeling shamed

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By *uietbloke67Man
over a year ago

outside your bedroom window ;-)

Clean, vacum and cook, firm in the knowledge it is my moral, social and family values duty.

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By *andy_FraserTV/TS
over a year ago

Edinburgh

Go clothes shopping. If a had any clothes that fitted my temporary figure.

Mandy

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By *melia DominaTV/TS
over a year ago

Edinburgh (She/Her)


"If you woke up as the opposite sex for one day what would you do?"

Does it have to be one day.. can I not have it as a perminant swap, please.

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By *anny77Man
over a year ago

glasgow


"I’d defo have a wank to see what a male orgasm feels like. "

I’m really good at describing things so you could give me one and I’d talk you through it…

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yawn, scratch ma baws, log onto fab and send as many faf messages as possible

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By *orl1971Couple
over a year ago

Glasgow


"First and probably most obvious ,masterbate, women have twice as many nerve endings down there apparently.After that, I would assume I would need to go shopping. I don’t own any women’s clothing, so I’ll need to get something that fits. I wouldn’t just get any clothing either. I would buy the sexxxiest little black dress and the most uncomfortable high heels I could find.And some big earings and a nice Birkin bag ,oh yeah really.

After spending a few hours learning how to walk in my new shoes without looking like I’m day d*unk, I would make my way to someone who knew how to do makeup. Considering I’ve never done it before, I could only imagine it wouldn’t look good, if it were left in my hands.Then id probably hang around a nice bar , let guy's by me drinks , let them think they have scored ,then quickly make my exit in a black hack .Then home to respond to every single male message on fab , of which there are hundreds .Then stick on Titanic and watch it and not feeling shamed "

Wow ! This is not the first time you’ve considered this is it ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Yawn, scratch ma baws, log onto fab and send as many faf messages as possible "

Other than the baws you're scratching belonging to you, isn't that just the same as every other day?

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By *vbride1963TV/TS
over a year ago

E.K . Glasgow


"Yawn, scratch ma baws, log onto fab and send as many faf messages as possible "

So the only difference is the bit of your anatomy your scratching ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Spend most of my day completely indecisive on what I want to eat and wear

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"First and probably most obvious ,masterbate, women have twice as many nerve endings down there apparently.After that, I would assume I would need to go shopping. I don’t own any women’s clothing, so I’ll need to get something that fits. I wouldn’t just get any clothing either. I would buy the sexxxiest little black dress and the most uncomfortable high heels I could find.And some big earings and a nice Birkin bag ,oh yeah really.

After spending a few hours learning how to walk in my new shoes without looking like I’m day d*unk, I would make my way to someone who knew how to do makeup. Considering I’ve never done it before, I could only imagine it wouldn’t look good, if it were left in my hands.Then id probably hang around a nice bar , let guy's by me drinks , let them think they have scored ,then quickly make my exit in a black hack .Then home to respond to every single male message on fab , of which there are hundreds .Then stick on Titanic and watch it and not feeling shamed

Wow ! This is not the first time you’ve considered this is it ? "
I like to be specific

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Yawn, scratch ma baws, log onto fab and send as many faf messages as possible

Other than the baws you're scratching belonging to you, isn't that just the same as every other day? "
lol pretty much

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Yawn, scratch ma baws, log onto fab and send as many faf messages as possible

So the only difference is the bit of your anatomy your scratching ? "
aye pretty much i live in hope someone will cave and say yea

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This isn’t even a difficult question in 2021

I’d open up an onlyfans and absolutely rake it in for the 24 hours

oh to be female….

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"This isn’t even a difficult question in 2021

I’d open up an onlyfans and absolutely rake it in for the 24 hours

oh to be female…."

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By *he Regina PhalangeWoman
over a year ago

Lanarkshire


"I’d defo have a wank to see what a male orgasm feels like.

I’m really good at describing things so you could give me one and I’d talk you through it…"

Let’s arrange that. In the name of research of course!

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By *anny77Man
over a year ago

glasgow


"I’d defo have a wank to see what a male orgasm feels like.

I’m really good at describing things so you could give me one and I’d talk you through it…

Let’s arrange that. In the name of research of course!"

I love science!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wander around with a casual air of superiority for 24hrs, then breathe a sigh of relief when I swapped back to being a woman realising that I was, in fact, superior....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Wander around with a casual air of superiority for 24hrs, then breathe a sigh of relief when I swapped back to being a woman realising that I was, in fact, superior...."
oooooffffftttt im burning ma bra as we speak

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By *o Nonsense FunMan
over a year ago

Cardonald

Probably moan like fuck

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Probably moan like fuck "

I'd be right there with ya, bitchin' about all the other women!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Probably moan like fuck

I'd be right there with ya, bitchin' about all the other women! "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Knowing my luck it would be that time of the month

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By *hrobbermanMan
over a year ago

Lanarkshire

I'd phone in to work and explain that I had a day-long rigorous masturbation challenge to get on with. I would also explain that while I might only be off for the one day, I would probably be very tired when I returned the day after.

Then I'd stay at home playing with my tits and fanny all day. Wouldn't go to work at all, just masturbate and mibbe go out and see if I could turn some fella's head and get my new clunge pumped.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Knowing my luck it would be that time of the month "

Aww poor Mr J

Plus you're not that unlucky with that sexy Mrs there!

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By *rgoodnbadMan
over a year ago

greenock

Log on to fab and ignore all the messages

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Knowing my luck it would be that time of the month "

Ahhh, then youl know if the headaches are actually real or not…

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By *irth VaderMan
over a year ago

glasgow

I’m sure every guy will agree here

The first thing we SHOULD do is use some hand cream. Then we will appreciate soft hands instead of a sand paper fingers.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’m sure every guy will agree here

The first thing we SHOULD do is use some hand cream. Then we will appreciate soft hands instead of a sand paper fingers. "

Good point.

The big fella used to have an 8 inch girth before I chafed it away.

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By *melia DominaTV/TS
over a year ago

Edinburgh (She/Her)


"Wander around with a casual air of superiority for 24hrs, then breathe a sigh of relief when I swapped back to being a woman realising that I was, in fact, superior...."

^^^ love this

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By *piderxMan
over a year ago

west lothian

Walk around in a mood telling everyone AM FINE

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Wander around with a casual air of superiority for 24hrs, then breathe a sigh of relief when I swapped back to being a woman realising that I was, in fact, superior...."

Pretty much this with lots of self pleasure!

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By *abrina59TV/TS
over a year ago

moved to cuckold land

Jump with joy

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By *utdooryoneMan
over a year ago

Over there

I'm so having sex - fascinating to feel what it's like.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I suppose if it's just 1 day I would be obliged to get up early, make brekkie for my OH , tidy house, do the dishes, make his dinner, sort out the washing and ironing, go to shops for the groceries, watch some shit on TV like say yes to the dress then fuck off to bed whilst moaning about what a lazy fuck my OH is.

All I can say is thank feck its just 1 day.

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By *irth VaderMan
over a year ago

glasgow


"I suppose if it's just 1 day I would be obliged to get up early, make brekkie for my OH , tidy house, do the dishes, make his dinner, sort out the washing and ironing, go to shops for the groceries, watch some shit on TV like say yes to the dress then fuck off to bed whilst moaning about what a lazy fuck my OH is.

All I can say is thank feck its just 1 day.

"

You forgot crash the car trying to park.

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By *estcoastxxxMan
over a year ago

Kilmarnock

Finger myself for half an hour and then spend the rest of the day learning how to drive properly…

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I suppose if it's just 1 day I would be obliged to get up early, make brekkie for my OH , tidy house, do the dishes, make his dinner, sort out the washing and ironing, go to shops for the groceries, watch some shit on TV like say yes to the dress then fuck off to bed whilst moaning about what a lazy fuck my OH is.

All I can say is thank feck its just 1 day.

You forgot crash the car trying to park. "

That's a terrible thing to say about women drivers.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Probably just wip my tits out and play with them all day. In my head I'd have big ones

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By *ornyfuckers66Couple
over a year ago

fife

He’d put the loo seat down and she would leave it up He’d leave the drivers seat stuck to the steering wheel so she couldn’t get in She’d fish all day on fab and he,d throw back the catch

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By *ornyfuckers66Couple
over a year ago

fife

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By *cotsbicoupleCouple
over a year ago

Helensburgh

She would probably spend all day playing with her brand new penis.

He, being a total-man-whore as it is, would spend an hour or two making a new profile with lots of pics, and then fuck everyone on the site that said yes (so not much different to now, except with a much higher success rate )

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